He/They/It. Atheist Reverend for hire. Have depression, will travel. I have no words, and I must write.
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This may seem like a silly suggestion, but it might be a good idea to buy a dictionary and a thesaurus. “Words mean things” is kind of a Meme, but if AI and fascists continue to destroy access to accurate information, printed dictionaries and thesauruses could become more useful.
Y’all notice how we’re not having the whole “don’t speak ill of the dead,” conversation about Robert Redford…? It’s because he was an actual good man that left a positive mark on the world.
Everyone please stop texting me I’m already on page three of a Cocaine Capybara script.
Because that's been working wonderfully for them so far.
robert redford's last great activist work... taking the news cycle away from the last guy who died
Dem strategists reading this and thinking "oh boy, now we'll REALLY be able to convince conservatives to vote for us!"
They catch foul balls in other sports, right?
NYT sent someone down to the sub basement archives, found the last vestiges of their collective spine.
Let's go Streisand Effect~~🎶
I feel like 3 would naturally lead to 2.
Please learn what "commie" actually means.
I've been seeing a lot of doomposting today and this is the most important thing right here. Miller and Patel are stupider than we even imagine and the US is VERY large in more ways than one. Don't comply. Don't carelessly blab. Hell, doing nothing is takes less effort than kowtowing or panicking.
You couldn't ask for a better example of how every accusation is a confession with these guys: here he is raving incoherently, arguing from emotion, shouting down his opponents. Notive how he changes tacks repeatedly as he realizes what he's saying doesn't really make sense
Describe a single historical precedent for defeating authoritarians by being nicer to them.
If there was a crime named suicide by Erin Fogg where u call me on the phone when you want to die and there's a damn good chance that I would come kill you, I probably wouldn't get 60-80% of every localities' entire budget every year plus annual increases actually, to hire more Erins Fogg
Fun fact: Jesus curing a leper is a biblical example of a guy just straight up defying the orders of Jesus. Even in his own book, they ignored his commands.
Yeah, the Lord Jesus didn't fear leprosy BECAUSE HE COULD MIRACULOUSLY CURE LEPROSY. Most of us? We can't do that!
Do not put your name on a website to register for a rally in this political climate. What the fuck's wrong with y'all. Are there any people of color that work at this org who might knock some sense into your peach colored heads.
Sorry, I can't hang out tonight. I have to tell my cat that she is a kitty.
meanwhile in REAL news
Cop: I am very literally going to only use your words against you however possible. You: nice, this is a perfect time to say a lot of words.
Everybody gamely says “Vance hosted Kirk’s podcast” instead of “the regime officially turned the major channel into state-controlled media just as it began its violent crackdown on any opposition or dissident messages.”
Real shit real talk: They are going after the trans flag as a way to legally legitimize it as a "hate symbol" that they can then bring terrorism/RICO charges against trans people. As described almost explicitly in "Project Esther".
You're acting like the only people bringing him up are all on the left, when the vice president just went on television trying to whitewash his reputation. I'm not willing to let reactionaries rewrite history.
Grungelith?
"Government is not the answer, God is" THEN WHY THE FLYING FLIPPING FUCK ARE YOU IN GOVERNMENT, LADY?!?
Hey, you. Yeah, you! You're cute 🥺
People who you're attempting to turn gay, clearly.
Huh, that kinda sounds like the exact opposite of what someone who wrote a manifesto would do. Odd.
Counterpoint: ignoring obvious lies and letting them go completely unchallenged is a large part of how we ended up here in the first place.
Mostly overblown nationalism, occasionally they're just putting a flag on a cell phone tower.
i have decided to make one last post about charlie kirk to summarize my entire feelings and thoughts on the situation. note that during for legal reasons, i will not be encouraging or calling for violence. oomfs who don't care for politics or don't wanna see dark shit, this is your warning 💛
notice how no one who actually likes charlie kirk quotes anything he’s ever said
I look forward to the new addition, although I fear it will never truly be completed.
No computer would last 10 minutes in my hand without ZSnes on it like 20 years ago, what are they talking about
This man has been kidnapped by ICE on the pretext that his theft of two speakers in *1989* requires deportation
GALADRIEL: (glowing green) In place of a hard roll, I would have whole wheat—beautiful and terrible to behold! DELI GUY: #3 on wheat. G: (coyly) You offer it to me freely. DG: No, Galadriel. You have to pay. Every day with this
The evidence didn't matter before Kirk got shot. The evidence won't matter now he's dead. We can't be having these conversations with the right over violence as if they are held in good faith.
"I don't care that he's dead." "He's not a hero." "He's a scumbag." "He shouldn't be celebrated." No, no. I'm not saying that about Charlie Kirk. Charlie Kirk said that about George Floyd. Just in case anyone's interested in what he thought was fair to say about someone who was killed on camera.
The media doesn't want you to know that like 92% of Americans died last year from illegal drugs. But we're not going to let them conceal the truth any longer.
Apparently, he is refusing to cooperate with questioning, so Gov. Cox is spinning his own narrative (specifically he's a leftist, radicalized by liberal college profs, living with his transgender furry lover, etc...)
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Let's be extremely clear here: the only source I've seen for ANY of these claims is the governor of Utah. That's it. No one actually went and talked to "family and friends," they just heard the governor SAY that they said these things. Completely abandoning any journalistic integrity left.
Men will literally invent deus ex machina instead of going to therapy.
trump must be super relieved no ones talking about how he was best friends and close associate with jeffrey epstein lol
Go Sportsball! #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
Academic: I got fired for pointing out that the dead fascist sure had said a lot of evil fascist things Brian Killme: I said we should grind up the poor and then use the bone scraps to kill more poors starting an endless cycle of poor people bone murder and they freakin made me say sowwy 🙄
Here is some non-satire for you: Trans rights forever.
Anon from Strawpage said "Mynah telling me everything will be okay" #signalis
transphobes are all pedos idgaf about what theyre saying i just wanna grill
No praise for an empty apology.
I've heard more contrition over typos. He's basically apologizing for getting caught. Actually watch the clip. He manages to fit in at least two instances of conflating being unhoused and/or having a mental illness with being inherently dangerous.
You didn't actually listen to his "apology," did you?
I thought animal abuse is a federal crime
This is my thing, like are all your bullshit detectors broken? Did anything about that NOT sound fake? We yell at people on here to log off but it's just as important to ... not publish obvious cop shit because everyone else is!
dark humor fans when the humor gets dark:
reposting with alt text because this feels incredibly significant. the right-wing disinfo machine means a lot of the people grieving Charlie Kirk never heard any of the things he said that would have tarnished his brand as Guy Who Just Wants to Have Dialogue Across the Aisle
Behold, the only violence that hillary clinton ever found reprehensible enough to post about on bluesky:
Apparently there's some idiots out there who think WW2 was because Hitler gave off bad vibes, and we only recently acquired "turning one language into a different language" technology. Take note of when someone TELLS you what a person said, instead of just showing them saying it.
Friends! We begin the calls for this bill MONDAY when offices open. The bill, introduced by Rep. Brian Mast, is HR 5300. There is no due process! If Marco Rubio decides your passport is gone, it is GONE.
TFW the rule of six made you leave your spare ammo at home.
That’s my new moto actually. I want for you what you want for us.
PKD had it right: the empire never ended.
Matthew 7:22-23 "Many will say to me on that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name and in your name drive out demons and in your name perform many miracles?’ Then I will tell them plainly, ‘I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!’"
I don't often get to say this, but: Cool, nice job guy.
We’re frogs in the pot about this, I think. We’re so hardened to eliminationist, fascist rhetoric from the right that it hardly makes a dent when a prominent host on a major network suggests exterminating a large group of people. But he did. And nobody on modern Right gives a shit.
More than most of us can hope for.
Collaborators.
Fox News: “Kill the homeless with lethal injections.” No problem. MSNBC: “Charlie Kirk is divisive.” Fired on the spot. Welcome to America 2025.
the unique strain of charismatic evangelical protestant christianity will be looked back on as one of the worst heretical movements of all time due not only to its reintroduction of many previously resolved heresies but also how much sin idolatry and death it gleefully introduced into the world
Is it just me, or does this kinda look like it's saying what happened to Kirk was "God's work"? Either way, it's got some real "get your face on a t-shirt at the carnival" vibes.
While you were out there collecting mall-grade ninja swords, I studied the grill.
i'm selling a guitar on marketplace and some doorknob offered me a pixelart nft of the same guitar in trade and sent me an image of it and told me it was a 1 of 1 so i downloaded it and replied that now it was a 1 of 2 and this was the last thing he said before i blocked him
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I’m a cis white boy with two kids who hopes to one day send them to college and his life goal was using those spaces to launder fascist propaganda and brainwash my children into becoming nazis like him. Not sure how that’s “interesting”. These centrist dipshits are out of pocket
Journalists
and honestly if you are personally concerned about your own gaming habits then just follow cool people like @caseyexplosion.bsky.social or @dominictarason.com who post about sick indie games almost daily. and then actually play what they post
Just hours of one part of my brain coming up with a comment and the other part of my brain running up and slapping the phone away, shouting "NO! BAD! PUT IT DOWN! NO INTERACTION!"
The continual contest between "a desire to interact with the simulacra of people on the magic glass square" and "hating myself for imposing in any way upon the face of reality."
in america, simply living with someone who might possibly be trans is terrorism now. everyone sees what their going to try to do now right
I'm not talking about you. I'm talking about YOU.
Shut up, you stupid fuck. Not everything is about you. Nothing is about you. Stop intruding.
Then again, I hate to think what she'd think of what I failed to become.
I'm not saying she was a tulpa, that would imply she was purposeful.
Times like this, I miss my temporary persisting auditory hallucination.
the best response to Trump remains telling him to fuck off loudly and clearly appeasement doesn’t work in general but it very explicitly does not work on that guy
Easy: I'm old enough to have destroyed my mind with self-loathing long before social media really became a thing.
charlie kirk was a bigoted sack of shit and he thought random gun deaths were an acceptable consequence of having the second amendment, i wonder if he revised that opinion in the brief time between getting shot and dying. didn't think your number would come up, didya charlie
part six: nothing of what i just said means anything. i just slammed random words together. the curtains were blue and nothing more. you can keep whatever you took away from this. it's yours. you probably brought it here to begin with.
Shout-out to the early days of the pandemic, when I somehow found myself selling "probiotic hand sanitizer."
Turkeys don't even come from there.
I don’t know who these people are, but it’s well said.
And yet, somehow still like shooting fish in a barrel.
It's the exact same shit Alex Jones has been pulling for years. Charlie Kirk said what he said. The rest is just there to waste your time.
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