I’m mostly here to piss off Elon.
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i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat
Generally I’m against AI use, but can someone do “Candle in the Wind” using Trump’s voice? No reason.
An Ethical Grook by Piet Hein I see and I hear and I speak no evil; I carry no malice within my breast; yet quite without wishing a man to the Devil one may be permitted to hope for the best.
My goddamn soul.
It costs $1 million a day for National Guard troops to pick up leaves in DC. Just saying.
[the bottom three] “it’s the same image.”
When there is a plague, when there is an economic collapse, watch these fucking grifters go surprised pikachu. We called it. We have forever.
I see and I hear and I speak no evil; I carry no malice within my breast; yet quite without wishing a man to the Devil one may be permitted to hope for the best. -“An Ethical Grook” by Piet Hein
Careful of the order you grab them in. They open to different interiors.
Speaking as a long time LSU fan, no one can hate on our coaches more than we do. Two decades after Saban and most Tigers still act like the brokenhearted Ex questioning their new partners.
This feel a little, I dunno, antichrist-y?
Trump dying isn’t the end. It’s a moment of power vacuum. It’s a time to act.
May I recommend someone on Bluesky open a 24/7 style chilledcow radio playing swan lake on loop? Just to be optimistic?
I’ve decided that whenever someone says “Thoughts and Prayers” I’m gonna solemnly reply “Release the Epstein Files.”
Your username is outstanding.
The DC true employment costs about $1 million a day. But please, tell me how we can’t afford Public Broadcasting.
the most irritating thing is that Microsoft refuses to take "no" as enough with this shit. every couple weeks i re open Word and i have to say no to copilot again, or I get prompted to enable it when doing something else on my machine leave me the fuck alone, @microsoft.com
To Trump: “sir, since I must compliment you to defend free elections somehow, in this weird bullshit trolley, you are the successful con man in the history of the modern world.” To Mark Cuban: “what the fuck is your deal?!?”
Christian friends, just ask yourself: how many children would Jesus let starve to death to fight terrorists?
The poisonous rectum and pedophile rapist just offhandedly mentioned making a dictatorship, swapped the department of defense to the department of war, used environmental loopholes to make flag-burning illegal (a first amendment protected speech) and told a story about the dangers of Beverly Hills.
Fun fact: Republicans love when you put orange paint around their mouths in photos.
If AI is the future how come none of the companies have gone public?
This guy is TEMU Himmler.
Trump is just getting started. The Epstein president is following the Russian playbook to a any% speedrun. Foreign conflicts, soldier drafts, mass incarceration, seizing ballot machines, it’s all coming. The apathy of the majority is all he needs. He literally can do nothing without it.
Wait. I thought it was Sif, Mira, Isa, Odile, and a floating Bonnie, or did I hallucinate that game?
Trump is getting this reactionary force ready now because he’s about to do something so unconstitutional, immoral, and frankly dictatorial that he will need to quell rebellions. You watch.
The most unrealistic thing about Terminator 2 in 2025 is the idea that if an AI bro found out his technology would bring about the end of the world he would literally die in an effort to destroy it
I mentioned this somewhere else, but the Free Press were the people who did the “witch trials of J. K. Rowling” podcast. They are a slightly more ridiculous version of the New York Post, but they’ve only been around for about four years.
Fun Fact: Trump doesn’t like Kendrick Lamar because he heard that “Not Like Us” was making fun of pedophiles and he took it personally.
In a lifetime of bad takes and stupid statements, asking why history museums don’t focus more on the future has got to become one of the most notable bouts of stupid from a president known for it. He gets away with this stuff because it’s too stupid to be obvious propaganda.
If anything, I appreciate him going mask off. There are a lot of “reasonable Democrats” who would make this move in a heartbeat it secured their position. I’m thinking of several congressmen. The party is always going to have this issue as long as they have superdelegates.
What paper is this? I don’t recognize the FP. Oh wait. These were the people who hosted the witch trials of JK Rowling podcast. Yeah they’re hacks. They’re like the New York Post if it were less credible somehow.
New paintball range.
Then being fat is not the issue. Him being a reprehensible piece of shit definitely is. If he was fat and an asshole at home, I wouldn’t care. Still, he’s fair game. ICE? More like ICEE.
In case you missed it, here are American troops on their knees literally rolling out the red carpet for Vladimir Putin. How do Republicans feel having so thoroughly abdicated the “for the troops” and “America first” stance in one moment?
In case future generations find this: Slavery is bad.
This pedophile rapist in the Epstein files doesn’t like people thinking that slavery is bad because that’s how he is gonna manage farms soon.
@edzitron.com
Can’t be an up to date freedom index.
…And then you offered to give them your kitchen sink, if only they stop killing the neighborhood kids, and they told you they want half of your other neighbor’s house. And you’re both fascists.
Just remember, if mail-in voting is removed, you may cast your ballot by tying your voting choices to a brick and throwing it at the nearest government office. At least that’s what I read online.
So you’re more free now than ever? Go to DC and wave a Mexican flag after 9pm. Tell me how free you are.
If tomorrow we had the capacity to simply create food, water, and building materials out of nothing, the economy would tax it so much you’d still have to work 40+ hours a week. Thats the truth about most bad systems. They’re better at reinforcing themselves than doing what they’re claiming to do.
No. More like that time in 2016 when he let some Russian prostitutes piss on him.
“…That his ideas can actually be put into reality.” Translated: “I’m a fucking obstruction.” Man will sell out the world to keep his donors happy. Someone write him a strongly worded letter. Seems like the only thing he has feeling about.
“Hell is empty and all the devils are here” -Shakespeare, the Tempest
That’s the face of some healthy coping there.
Someone photoshop in Epstein.
JD Vance looks like a goblin wearing a mediocre white man disguise.
“ I remember the past. I was younger then.” - pizza game
AI business thought: If everyone moves to a magic bean economy, nobody is gonna have any cows.
The March to West Palm Beach
The Trump administration has been in power for less than 7 months, and they’ve declared 10 states of emergency in that span. How fucking bad can a person be at running a country if there is more than one state of emergency a month?
Texas democrats go to Illinois: FBI mobilizes in 24 hours. President is on the Epstein List: Uhhh…
Hey White House, where is my $5000 doge check, motherfuckers? Where’s my money? Did you spend it on child traffickers again? No, probably going to that gold ballroom. This is what happens whenever you give the reins of power to somebody who’s 30% ketamine by volume.
He a punk.
Dear rich people making lives worse: If it’s all a zero sum game, aren’t you worried about the lower class killing and eating you and your wealth? Because statistically they have millions of more chances to drop you. You have to stop all of them. They just need to get you.
Remember to explain the reason without actually apologizing. As I understand it that’s very important.
As far as I’m concerned, every ice agent should be afraid of being a social pariah for the rest of their days. They should have to go into hiding like Nazis in Brazil.
Goddamnit I wish this were surprising or shocking or outrageous but this is just business as usual now. After that political assassination and absolutely dick has been done about it, nothing is gonna surprise me until an actual bomb goes off.
May these ice agents always have a hostile person waiting outside of their bedroom window for the rest of their lives.
I think it’s a natural byproduct of the 24 hour news cycle and the death of the fairness doctrine.
Can somebody @BillKassidy on that other app?
Fun, new conspiracy theory: Jeffrey Epstein‘s body is actually buried underneath the newly cemented rose garden.
Take breaks for your own sanity. Find the joy in life. Get the most out of the people around you. But yeah, also stay angry. Stay engaged. As long as you can, as hard as you can. Bad shit is flooding his own, but don’t forget, persistence does more than power.
Reminder: Trump is a self-admitted rapist and in the Epstein Files.
Why are you posting about my typing speed?
If you live in the United States, you have already paid over $250 just based on tariffs. Also, when businesses stop eating 66% of those tariffs, that portion will go up. And it’s only been six months so far. And we don’t lose legacy services until after the midterm.
The evidence was one of the Doge cuts.
So, question to MAGA. Either: A) the president is so worried he is willing to pardon a known child trafficker to lie for him. Or B) his hand-chosen FBI, DHS, AG, and the like can’t find any evidence and so he has no choice but to pardon a known child trafficker. Either way there’s a commonality
Personally, I think it’s very brave for Donald Trump to show up and get naked on South Park. Hehe
@jacobgeller.com
Speaking as a lifelong Louisiana citizen, this will be a token measure by the time it finally gets to practice. Law-enforcement runs Louisiana politics the same way that firearms runs Texas politics.
So it turns out somebody actually made these lenticular stickers a while back for both Trump and Elon. Can’t seem to find the link, but I got some a while back.
The Epstein files were at Mar-a-Lago. Tell everyone you know. No, we don’t know for sure, let them deal with fucking fake news just for a while.
Real Time with Stephen Colbert does sound fun.
A primer for the civically ill-informed.
Poor comparison. Camacho was stupid, but good intentioned and he hired people who knew what the fuck they were doing. Sadly, I think we would be lucky to have President Camacho.
Can somebody do me a favor and send this to all the Epstein File people? I feel like there might be able to decipher it now.
It is a pretty good book
A quick reminder of the world we live in: in the United States, the Overton window was so far to the right that there are actual conversations in media outlets as to whether or not having a potential child rapist as president is worth the price of owning the libs.
You know you could double the finances of 3.6 billion people if you took all the finances from 8 people.
Can you change it to “CalArt style”?
JOHNSON: How many air traffic controllers have left the FAA since January 20? And don't tell me you don't know DUFFY: I don't know that JOHNSON: Are you trying to tell us you don't know how many air traffic controllers are in the building? DUFFY: They're in towers
The Pizza Parlor Basement is under Trump Tower. ;)
Imma add these, since the Epstein thing is the ONLY thing to wake up some of the Trump supporters. If you’re on Facebook still, post it on MAGA timelines. They may give you a thumbs up.
Superdelegates are the poison of the Democratic Party.
I’m taking odds right now as to whether or not Elon decides to sweep him up in his “America party“
This is the most pathetic move by Cuomo ever. Something about conceding graciously, and then keying up like this as an independent is the exact sort of wishy-washy you can expect from the current political climate and exactly why he was beaten in the polls the first time.
You’re gonna need a special shampoo for that.
I've obtained a trove of leaked documents about today's federal crackdown on Los Angeles' MacArthur Park. One revelation is its codename: "Operation Excalibur"
Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to have their goddamn kids repeat it.
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So all it takes is a contrarian position? So by that logic, the Zodiac Killer is punk? Can someone tell them to sit down and read their fucking Harry Potter books again.
I feel like a lot of people will know exactly who you’re talking about, but then again there are a lot of selfish puffed up vengeful assholes out there
The leopards have eaten Murkowski’s face, it seems.
