Shit, piss and vomit in a urinal discuss the current state of restroom affairs in a very special episode of hbo’s “the diddlers”
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Shit, piss and vomit in a urinal discuss the current state of restroom affairs in a very special episode of hbo’s “the diddlers”
you cannot fix a crime problem that does not exist except in the right wing fever swamps crime is at all time lows all over the place - reality simply does not matter in the face of relentless messaging to the contrary the jackbooted thug problem, however, is very real
"old man's treasure" by karl gussow is how i feel showing ppl cvett
[CUE MUSIC: “IN THE ARMS OF AN ANGEL” PLAYING SOFTLY] [FADE IN BACKGROUND SOUND: A solemn voice reads names] Nate Silver. Matthew Yglesias. Megan McArdle. Mark Cuban. [FADE IN: SALLY STRUTHERS sits on a stool in a pool of light on a minimalist set. She looks SAD.] /1
Shortcock shiteaters
Why the fuck does Nate Silver still have a job.
This world doesn’t need Nate Silver at fucking all.
This labor day let’s never forget that the President of the United States has laid off a quarter million hard working Americans in the name of efficiency while simultaneously spending $200 million dollars on a golden ballroom for the White House.
Jake tapper go fuck yourself this Labor Day, nobody else will
Jake Tapper is not going to ignore legitimate questions re the health of the president. Surely he's not going to make that mistake AGAIN. Right, @jaketapper.bsky.social?
Gavin Newsom, for the win! Let's fucking go! 🙌💪👏✊👇
Amen
Dutch editorial cartoonist Johan van Zanten responds to Trump’s proposed “Article 5-like” security guarantees for Ukraine.
It took cops three hours to finally go into the Pulse nightclub the night of the shooting. If you wander near a crosswalk in Florida with a piece of chalk right now you'll have four cops on you in under five seconds.🤷♂️
One thing that's particularly maddening about what's happening today—beyond that it's happening—is that when people talk about how we are moving toward authoritarianism, toward fascism, by a collection of narcissistic sociopaths, many Americans' eyes glaze over.
Trick or treat?
happy labor day
I know two things about Rudy Giuliani: 1) IDGAF what happened to him or what kind of shape he’s in but whatever did happen; 2) it sure as shit didn’t go down like that.
If all the documents were released, all the records, all the interviews, if every shred of paper written on the Epstein sex trafficking operation were released tomorrow, there would still be horrific things we’ll never know. Think about that.
I like the rebrand.
all the best windows software in history is called something like "joe's thing doer". it does the thing and nothing else and is available on a html website in plain text and takes up under a megabyte of space and uses default windows ui elements and will work until the heat death of the universe
NEW: Since corporate media won't call for Trump's resignation, I will. My latest: www.muellershewrote.com/p/trump-must...
THIS IS ALL MERRICK GARLAND’S FAULT.
Reminder: Most mass shootings are carried out by cisgender men.
New Mexico has issued a public health order that removes federal restrictions to COVID-19 vaccine access so that pharmacies in New Mexico can vaccinate people of all ages and risk profiles. Every state need to do this!
I can’t find the lie in this.
Trump is notoriously thin-skinned. He remembers and stews over every slight and insult. He wanted Burgum for the VP slot. The sofasexual was foisted on him by Musk and Thiel. It was the deal he had to make so they would buy him the election.
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sad news from the nation's capital today as, our sources within the white house now confirm, the president's hideous bloated corpse refuses to die
@freedomwithin.bsky.social
So we’re supposed to believe that the Truth Social posts over the last couple days that aren’t filled with terrible spelling and grammar, random capitalization and quotation marks where they don’t belong, with no threats or personal insults, are actually being written by Trump?
Epstein: Look tattoo Donnie, here comes the loaded school bus on the Ferryboat, and it’s all ten to twelve year old girls. Epstein: Hurry Tattoo Donnie, go get the beds all made up and we’ll take turns.
I’m just saying that when it happens I’m jumping out of bed, running to my window, and tossing a coin to a boy to buy the biggest goose in town
Ouch…
under center play action while backed up
I’ve never witnessed this many people collectively hoping someone has shuffled off this mortal coil. It’s a real spectacle.
Goodness, if the President has a serious health problem I certainly hope he follows the expert medical advice of his Secretary of Health and Human Services
If only he would just die.
Image caring more about stopping a memorial for people killed in a mass shooting than stopping mass shootings. #Priorities
"She did not die defending the Constitution. She died trying to overturn it. She was not protecting lives at a gate in Iraq; she was forcing her way through windows in the Capitol to stop the peaceful transfer of power." New from @markhertling.bsky.social:
Welch: Am American president talks to other American citizens like that, and propagandists come on TV and normalize this behavior. And nothing about this is normal. Nothing
The world if Trump is dead.
Missouri is barely a state
The thing about Ashli Babbitt that I kept saying is that, for most of history, most countries would have strung up a bunch of the J6 folks in the capitol steps as a sign. And for good reason. This is what happens when you don’t.
Day of Remembrance for the Defenders of Ukraine. Pause for a moment. Remember those thanks to whom we can live, breathe, love. They gave their lives for our present and future.
Trump Press Sec’s Dimwitted Spin Implodes as RFK Firing Fiasco Worsens newrepublic.com/article/1998... via @newrepublic.com
You should patent a self own machine.
this man has gone TOO FAR
I’ve seen a lot of fucked up shit in my day, but this might just take the cake.
BREAKING: Robert F. Kennedy Jr poised to surpass gun violence as leading cause of death among American children.
More please
Mark Cuban passive aggressively complaining about this website’s user base by reposting people applauding a random older lady who constantly ratios him for bad healthcare takes is a certified Bluesky moment
Gov Newsome posted this....
Anti-ICE Superman mural vandalized in Chicago, but artist came back and repainted it with Krypto pissing on ICE. Subscribe to my rumble to help the cause: rumble.com/v6y7a1c-minn...
Between RFK decimating the CDC, normalizing Ashli Babbitt & the umpteenth school shooting... I'm losing the will to post. #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files
Don’t look away
Ashli Babbitt died doing what she loved—being a domestic terrorist.
Just in case you forgot…
He is in Epstein files. He was never ear-injured. He lied to the uneducated. He cheats at everything. He is greedy conman. He never reads His E.O.'s are written w/o him. Heritage 2025 is running the Whitehouse. He is protecting child $€× abusers, if not himself all the other 4,000 island visitors.
With the AJC dropping its print edition, I feel compelled to share one of the greatest moments in print design history
Doris Burke>Richard Jefferson
Republicans are trying to redraw congressional district lines to keep their grip on Congress in the midterms and beyond. Voters should pick their politicians, not the other way around. Get involved with the @democraticredistricting.com as they fight back: bit.ly/3HJ1ayW
"To even remotely understand what Kennedy is talking about requires one’s brain to be thoroughly bathed in corrosive acid." -From @annamerlan.bsky.social's "The Brain Rot Cabinet"
This useless tart needs to go
Karoline Leavitt: "I saw the comments of Ms. Psaki and frankly I think they're incredibly insensitive and disrespectful to the tens of millions of Americans of faith across this country who believe in the power of prayer, who believe that prayer works."
ICYMI, I wrote about the tenth anniversary of the Jade Helm 15 panic, when Alex Jones spent months stirring up paranoia over troops in the streets and martial law - only to enthusiastically approve of the same thing a decade later. themikerothschild.com/2025/08/27/j...
What a shit eater
New, from me: America is no longer a functioning democracy. It is a competitive authoritarian system, hurtling rapidly toward authoritarianism. This was a hard piece to write but we can't move forward if we don’t acknowledge where we are. donmoynihan.substack.com/p/the-author...
This interview, which is also available to listen to as a podcast, provides a useful overview of some of the dangerous trends we’ve been seeing in recent months regarding federalization and militarization of state and local police functions.
If rage had a keyboard, this would be it.
Trump is assembling a personal army and he is going to use it. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/thinking-a...
Communist regimes: Own companies Control their central banks Use tariffs to insulate their economies Use armies, false charges, home raids & arrests to intimidate the opposition Idolize their leaders with posters & praise Sound familiar?
My latest On-Target short video with @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social discusses the increasingly compliant posture of the Washington Post toward the increasingly authoritarian Trump.
the bargain that likely handed Trump the election and put RFK in charge of public health in this country is truly one of the most disastrous deals ever made and will eventually result in a body count in the millions
If only they protected school children like they do the Epstein files.
Yeah, Republicans, it's the damn guns. You can deny it, but that's simply the truth. And if you won't commit to doing anything about it, then yeah, it's you too. We have a brutal, sickening, heartbreaking gun problem in America—and you’re it. johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/hey-republ...
At this point it a morality issue. Only evil people would further support the republicans
Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.
I have found a lot of use for Melinda Cooper’s concept of the anti-social state: a government that exists only to extract wealth and inflict violence, and dismantles all its pro-social and life-enabling functions. www.dissentmagazine.org/online_artic...
Everyone cites Sandy Hook as when it was clear a bunch of politicians didn't care and I still contend it was the most clear during the Congressional baseball shooting. THEY got shot. Scalise almost died and came back a worse person..
After the 2017 Las Vegas shooting, Pope Leo retweeted this from Senator Chris Murphy: “Your cowardice to act cannot be whitewashed by thoughts and prayers.”
There can’t be any gun restrictions because we have to protect against federal government tyranny, and if kids get shot we just have to live with it. Also the President can send troops to cities because the federal government can do whatever it wants. These two ideas are consistent and reasonable.
Dearest Martha, The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover. Yours in glaze,
So the sandwich guy ... beat the wrap
"The oft-mentioned tyranny being opposed by gun owners is really just the sense that the wrong people are encroaching on the privileges and prerogatives of whiteness." From 2020:
This song remains incredibly relevant in 2025. Harold Melvin and the Blue Notes ft Teddy Pendergrass performing "wake up everybody"
Truth… Fox needs to be taken off of the air. They are the enabler that is brainwashing Americans and destroying our country by pandering to their fears… www.huffpost.com/entry/jesse-...
Congress doesn’t do shit.
Masked immigration raids don’t protect us. They hide abuse and strip away our dignity. Stand with me in demanding transparency and accountability by adding your name to this petition.
".. unless Pulte somehow had particular knowledge about issues with Cook's application, which is unlikely, then one has conclude that Pulte handed Fannie and Freddie a list of political enemies and asked for their loan files for review."
Don’t know who made this but thank you
Dear journalists: The President has not fired Lisa Cook. The President is *trying* to illegally fire her. Your words shape people’s reality. Please be accurate in your reporting.
If any previous President tried to fire a member of the Fed he would have been impeached and removed from office in 72 hours.