Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant.lawyer) reposted
He died. He died on the toilet but “not the way you think,” a White House spokesperson said in a brief statement before declining follow-up questions.
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view profile on Bluesky Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant.lawyer) reposted
He died. He died on the toilet but “not the way you think,” a White House spokesperson said in a brief statement before declining follow-up questions.
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reply parent
I gotta read the Gary Indiana book now
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Darren Criss is really good in it but it’s funny to know he’s mostly a broadway guy, bc he is clearly channeling a very specific type of evil theater gay in his performance
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Btw this got me watching this show again and it is really really good. I don’t think it is based in reality at all but as a personal meditation from Ryan Murphy on how being gay in the 90s could drive a person insane it’s really excellent
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Allegedly
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social)
Luigi killed that guy less than a year ago
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m SO convinced I would slay law school and I will never test this belief
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Transplants with September 1 move in dates in crown heights this year are in for a surprise :)
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social)
(Hyperlocal post) On the eve of the west Indian day parade I recall my old roommate, who moved in the day before Labor Day, didnt know about jouvert, and thought moving into a room with a window facing Bedford ave two blocks from the parkway was going to be the worst decision of her life
timothy faust (@tbone.malware-virus.biz) reposted
happy labor day everyone. now more than ever we got to remember what it's about.
Whitney McIntosh (@whitneymcintosh.bsky.social) reposted
These are dangerous levels of Manchester, NH for the general public to be dealing with without warning. Everybody please put your oxygen masks on immediately and await next steps. I repeat, there are potentially lethal amounts of Manchester, NH in the air at this time.
Rob Delaney (@robdelaney.bsky.social) reposted
Ah fuck my lawyer got drunk & kidnapped a woman & then her husband went to save her but he hit my lawyer’s car from behind when my lawyer slammed on the brakes to pull in to a gas station to buy boner pills 🇺🇸🗽
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social)
Musicals are such an incredible art form because you really NEVER know what is going to resonate with people. You could not predict a Hamilton or a Cats in a million years
Consumer Time Capsule (@consumertc.bsky.social) reposted
Dinosaurs never ate McNuggets AND THEY ALL DIED... probably the most unhinged message to ever grace a pog. (1994)
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social)
ok so the zoomed in long range photo as proof of life means whatever he has must be infectious
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reply parent
bsky.app/profile/razz...
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reply parent
None of that was true when they were saying it was, but now it is!!
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reply parent
The president is a pedophile and there are satanic nazi pedo cults doing Mk ultra to your kids on Roblox. lol
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social)
I can’t get over that the republicans got power and immediately made both q anon and the satanic panic real lol
stage three guilt navigator (@saramchenry.bsky.social) reposted
just the thrill of remembering, viscerally, that it can and will happen, and when it does I will be somewhere, and someone will tell me, or I'll read it, or I'll hear shouting outside. the day draws closer
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah, the characters are just in a bar and she’s performing this song
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social)
If it does happen i need there to be a remake of the death of Stalin about his cabinet
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reply parent
The episode and scene she’s in are really good too
Claire Willett (@clairewillett.bsky.social) reposted
kind of fun to imagine the rest of the world flying their flags at 1.5 mast in reverse mourning though
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reply parent
This is so smart omg
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s so hit and miss for me I really can’t get a handle on him
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump has no events scheduled for this weekend which is suspicious and no one from the WH is quelling the suspicion
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Also in contention for “favorite cover”
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t generally like Ryan Murphy much but show was kinda great imo
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social)
Extremely niche but there’s a scene in an episode of the American crime story season about Gianni Versace that features a performance by Aimee Mann that made me WEEP
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social)
Yo wait is it happening
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social)
“Honey deuce” is one of those things where the name makes you think it’s gonna taste sooooo good and then you have one and it’s mid
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reply parent
This is super helpful, ty
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve been lifting for a long time already
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes! I have a theraband and this is one of the ones I do (when it doesn’t hurt anyway)
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess I just need to be more patient. It just seems like w all my injuries no matter how much I wait or try to rehab, once I get to a certain weight I’m fucked
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Ty!
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s what I did with the rotator cuff (took 3-4 months off everything that caused it to flare) but as soon as I started getting closer to what I was lifting before I got hurt it got fucked again
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Can you tell me about some of the PT exercises?
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s what I was doing but as soon as I start lifting heavier again it immediately flares :(
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve stopped doing any upper body and am doing exclusively rotator cuff exercises and tennis elbow rehab (one in each arm lmao) but it doesn’t really seem like it’s doing anything
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social)
Does anyone know how I can heal my tendons? I got bad tendons esp in my shoulders and arms and it’s driving me nuts
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social)
Once I go to the farmers market it’s over for u hoes
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reply parent
just went on there for 30 seconds and the way people objectify dismukes got me like
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Integrating AI into everything is like putting the Panera lemonade that kills you in the water
Buzz Andersen (@andersen.buzz) reposted
Our dog is doing physical therapy, and the photos they’re sending us make him look like a Far Side character.
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social)
Remember how if a kid choked on a little plastic toy they used to stop selling the toy
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Also Lana Del Rey pre filler
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social)
I got another funny doppelgänger comparison on TikTok: Whitmer Thomas
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reply parent
it's the NBA draft for theater kids and I think that's nice
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social)
I hate when SNL fires people who are funny, but I do love to read the reactions from people who's chosen sports team is Saturday Night Live
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social)
kathy acker essay about bodybuilding, that's what's up www.yvonnebuchheim.com/uploads/1/7/...
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reply parent
no hate to the pic takers!! it's a nice view!! I just want an express lane
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Lol I was walking with a friend and we were talking about the mandatory moments of reflection you have to take mid convo bc of the train. “Is what I am saying interesting at all?” Etc
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Brooklyn bridge needs a special lane for people who are just walking and not trying to stop for pics
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social)
Walked across the Williamsburg AND the Manhattan today 🫡
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reply parent
I like his music way more than mellencamp and considerably more than Dylan. Springsteen mi goat tho
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reply parent
That one is not among my faves but there are a lot of other ones that are pretty great!
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social)
Trying to imagine a person who does not enjoy the music of tom petty and coming up short
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social)
Anthem for braving the Houston street Whole Foods
JP (@jpbrammer.bsky.social) reposted
"I hear you and I accept that you're dying" will unfortunately be bouncing around the walls of my cavernous noggin like a DVD VIDEO screensaver for several months
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reply parent
also tbc these people are not "genuinely" satanists, whatever that would mean, trying to figure out what they "actually" believe is a fool's errand, but the reason they manifest this way is because it's what the average American was scared of. it's all reverse engineered from mass hysteria
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reply parent
kind of ironic that the modern copycats actually have a better understanding of the shooters than most people
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Thankfully this refusal to address racism and militia culture as a root cause has only happened once and no downstream effects have been observed :)
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reply parent
You are illiterate :(
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Also both the satanism and the pedophilia are happening through so many levels of irony that interpreting what the “actual” “beliefs” are is impossible
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Satanic pedophiles do exist though, it’s just that the reason they exist is because people kept insisting that they did
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reply parent
This is true but it’s the point I’m trying to make: the reason this is true is because all of this stuff was directly inspired by cultural moments like the paranoia and mythos that sprung up around the columbine shooters. They would have fallen into it because their existence created it
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reply parent
(There’s arguments over which exact group infected which individual person’s brain but long story short they all got some kind of prion from frequenting extreme corners of the internet and forming community there)
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reply parent
If you don’t know what I’m talking about don’t learn about it unless you want to ruin your day but we’ve had 3-4 mass shooters just this year who essentially belong to anime avatar discord server terrorist cells
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social)
Its really something that the insistence that nazi pedophile satanist cults were grooming kids on a mass scale not only predates that being true, but also the reason it’s happening is *because* of those unfounded mass panics. Mimetic culture was a mistake
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social)
Shows on fridays
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social)
Concept: feature length Scorsese movie where the entire score is gimme shelter
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Kevin Corrigan is such a master at playing that type of guy
Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
i hope that bitch tom homan has a night terror
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Also: if they knew anything they wouldn’t be 🎶puerto ricans
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social)
What’s a lace curtain motherfucker like you doin in the staties
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought about it a lot during the worst of Covid, I think seeing what happened then prepared me for that in some way
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social)
Hurricane Katrina and its aftermath was probably the most politically clarifying event for me as a young adult. I wonder how much younger people learn about it now
Chris Person (@papapishu.bsky.social) reposted
I’ve thought about it a bunch and I think :/ is probably the worst non-emoji thing you can type when you’re scolding someone.
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Way easier if its someone dead or, for culture at large, if they’re a man
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Felt this to a lesser degree when I read the new Miranda July novel. Decisions that felt totally nonlinear to me were treated as natural in the narrative in a way that was fascinating to read
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reply parent
Reading that excerpt was like reading a Tom Ripley novel (complimentary) (also fearfully)
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social)
Such a fine line to walk w people like Elizabeth Gilbert where on the one hand i want people who have a completely nonnormative sense of values and morality to feel like they can share their brains w us, on the other hand you need an exorcism
jj skolnik (@modernistwitch.bsky.social) reposted
personally i do not think human rights should be up for “debate” but what do i know, i’m emotional and biased because those are my rights they’re talking about
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reply parent
lie cheat and steal patreon is probably going to be a bit late tonight 🥲
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reply parent
seems like the only commonalities are access to firearms and prolonged internet exposure that's shredded their brain
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social)
working 3 jobs and being bad at all of them rn
more mr. nice guy (@juniorhoncho.bsky.social) reposted
imagine you and all your buddies die in a storm and everyone is like wow The Perfect Storm