We need more guns to protect us from the guns! Lets the teachers shoot their students!
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We need more guns to protect us from the guns! Lets the teachers shoot their students!
Let the teachers shoot at their students! They need to satisfy their bloodlust!!
What?! Not a trans person??
I called this months ago.
I’m 72% confident this is satire…
Feels like the first paragraph doesn’t really matter here?
Has it ever been featured on tv?
Very true
This is especially true to small town America. So hard to find anyone to do anything anymore. Luckily I have YouTube and tools to do it myself.
What a fantastic visual
I called dibs on first piss years ago. Nobody better cut in line
She would’ve been too sexy then.
We all know armed suicidal maniacs will stop for metal detectors. Gets them every time! As long as they don’t figure out they can shoot the guards and just walk right though…
I dunno. He’s doesn’t look as pasty… (That’s a joke)
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Honestly fuck anyone who voted for it. But we need solutions that bring people together.
Spot on. Small town Rural America is in decay and feels overlooked. Rightfully so.
I love that insult. Well said.
This is the first time in my life I’ve been proud of Iowa. And I live 4 miles from the border.
This is the first time in my life I’ve been proud of Iowa. And I live 4 miles from the border.
Oh don’t worry. It’s going higher. Screwworm will make sure of that
Maga sure gets trigged easily
Doing that for my kids. I was raised strict catholic. What a load of crap.
They miscounted their Nazis.
How this was ever forgotten will forever be a mystery to me.
You’ve been lied to. I’m not. And I don’t.
Such a savvy businessman
You can really crush them when they think they’ve “got your nose”
That’s just an excuse to not wear pants for a day and eat pizza. At least that’s what happens in my house when I’m not supervised.
Seriously. Food is terrible.
Amen
Bingo.
Needs another attack to justify martial law and suspend the elections. Not sure how everyone can’t see this unfolding.
lol. Unvarnished door knob. I like that.
Because he wants domestic terrorism. That’s his path to declaring martial law. Bet me.
None of those things should be controversial or up for debate.
Thank you
Do you have an article for the coors crap? Really don’t want to believe it.
No but he made life harder for a lot of people and gave more money to the rich!
I’ve stuck to it! But yeah we do suck at it.
What the fuck is the internet?
Easier to keep taking the govt $ he is already getting and supporting the party that wants oligarchy
So the insurrectionists can be armed next time.
Americans are unfortunately too lazy to fight. Most don’t even know what is happening because it’s not covered by the news or shown in TikTok videos. So the answer is yes, they are going to sit down and take it. Hopefully I get locked up in one of the nice concentration camps.
The absurdity of this post is astounding. Why does anyone care about this kind of crap?
I live in nobles county and confirm this lake is a cesspool. But then so are most lakes in southern mn due to the farm run off.
Give him a job
Stephen Tyler pjs!
So efficient.
Awesome! Should be here right when the new healthcare plan is rolled out!
Um. Where is my unicorn???
Public awareness around any kind of science is low.
Is this seriously being considered? I know the meeting is there and trumps a fucking idiot. But really?
Mr Brooks
“Economists at Goldman Sachs estimate that foreign manf. have absorbed 14% of the duties through June, while 22% has been paid by consumers and 64% by U.S. comps…the economists expect that by this fall consumers will bear 67%, while foreign ex. pay 25% and U.S. comps handle just 8%.”
I took my family - me, my wife and 3 daughters (all under 9) - in May 2025. We weren’t robbed or murdered once despite walking countless miles and taking Lyfts.
You can’t spell “make it happen” as one word without Keith. And I’m all out of Keiths.
It’s a distraction from Epstein and a dry run for martial law to suspend the midterms.
And I thought semi annual was bad at my job.
Unbelievably fucked up.
Best of luck
Are you 45? Ill be joining you shortly
Sometimes you have to make difficult decisions in life
I’ll still have an occasional alcohol but it’s been over 5 years since I’ve had a hangover. Weed is simply better. Take an edible and relax/laugh and wake up in the morning without a headache.
Amen. Took me way too long to figure this out. But I’ll never go back.
I’m in rural MN. They’ve changed their tone from “dems are bad” to “all of them are bad”.
Technically it’s a reference, not a quote;)
I’ve heard you get unlimited ice cream with this injury. But the army keeps the million dollars.
Efficient. Implement new policies that don’t work. Then get praised for reversing them.
Same. Cant get it to go through for any gift cards either (amazon, target)
That’s why I had three of them.
Smiting the wicked. Seems you’ve been neglecting that for like…forever.
I can’t get my virtual card to work! Guessing that’s intentional
They definitely won’t use this information to deny coverage or increase premiums. Also no way it gets hacked and sold to the highest bidder.
Suuuuuuurre it did.
Any of them could be worshipped if they actually used their wealth for good causes.
Anything more than a handful is a waste.
Oh yeah? I’d only need 5 and $400.
Oh just you wait until they get Alcatraz humming again!
Only if they keep the tradition going.
Good to know. Happy Gilmore 2 is legitimately not.
When you strip away humanity
Gotta fill those camps somehow.
Gonna get real awkward when it goes to the bathroom…
We need this. I gave blood yesterday and the turn out was horrible. Average age was over 70. Young people don’t donate.
And what happens when he decides this isn’t enough?
SCOTUS should fuck that up shortly
DUHHHHHHHH
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Did you…did you …lick them…
Amen
What a great use of resources. Clowns.
Gd it.
Those are just two foods that do not belong together. Like lamb and tuna fish. I know it was a joke. It’ll take a lot more than that to upset me;)
Dude. No.
It's remarkable that the Biden administration spent money on rural red areas, which then voted enthusiastically for Trump, who has now repeatedly made moves to screw over those exact same areas.
Gonna sell at least two of those!
Omg you’re a MONSTER! (Sarcasm)