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@keekerdc.com

the best of the ‘80s, ‘90s, and today

created November 11, 2024

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maybe it's because everything fuckin sucks

2/9/2025, 11:04:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 9:28:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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real ones register winzip

2/9/2025, 9:27:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture keek (@keekerdc.com)

i never ever want to hear "oh we're not esports" from smug FGC people again. saudis own your ass too. you're esports. sucks to suck gg esportsadvocate.net/2025/09/qidd...

2/9/2025, 7:53:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yea so

2/9/2025, 6:30:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture keek (@keekerdc.com) reply parent

I’m in virginia, where we have not had a competitive primary for statewide seats for as long as I can remember. party just decided fucking spanberger was the nominee. kaine and warner continually collaborate with Rs getting senate confirmations through for trump. why should I cast a vote for them?

2/9/2025, 4:27:39 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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is this really a hill you wanna die on man

2/9/2025, 1:01:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yesss

2/9/2025, 12:49:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lmao i donno actually

1/9/2025, 11:51:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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looking forward to tomorrows oval office press session with our president on a galactic dose of amphetamines

1/9/2025, 11:49:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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bruh

1/9/2025, 11:40:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the people in the background 😳

1/9/2025, 11:25:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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bsky.app/profile/iron...

1/9/2025, 11:17:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture keek (@keekerdc.com)

i promise you, fuckin nobody thought these tickets were gone

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1/9/2025, 11:13:26 PM | 15 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul Frazee (@pfrazee.com) reposted

Logged on on a holiday and caught blueskyism. pray for me

1/9/2025, 10:13:42 PM | 1924 99 | View on Bluesky | view

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what I mean specifically is fuck nate silver

1/9/2025, 10:28:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture keek (@keekerdc.com)

I, for one, am enjoying the fact that all the internets most annoying dweebs hate bluesky. it’s excellent. i am not interested in this platform growing

1/9/2025, 10:03:11 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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yknow, no reason newsroom.heart.org/news/heart-f...

1/9/2025, 1:57:48 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jam (@socialistboat.dad) reposted

"Fuck around and find out." – Maria Montessori

31/8/2025, 11:42:14 PM | 234 50 | View on Bluesky | view

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dude got that double-leaded premium garden hose

31/8/2025, 8:31:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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this post is for @evan.exposed

31/8/2025, 3:10:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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bing bong

31/8/2025, 2:59:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelsey Atherton (@atherton.bsky.social) reposted

This came to me in a vision

29/8/2025, 11:48:41 AM | 2026 541 | View on Bluesky | view

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cats

31/8/2025, 1:34:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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based

31/8/2025, 12:59:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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fuck this product

30/8/2025, 7:34:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture gale na (@poisonjr.bsky.social) reposted

"JD Vance might be worse" JD Vance has 1 HP

30/8/2025, 10:58:28 AM | 452 36 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iron Chef Bot (@ironchefbot.bsky.social) reposted

Frame #52650 from S01 -E02 - Broccoli-627720
13/8/2025, 4:30:13 PM | 22 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 2:19:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joseph Fink (@planetoffinks.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Death: the one jam no one has ever wriggled their way out of

30/8/2025, 1:01:28 AM | 116 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reposted

So he’s anti trans and also he is criminalizing being homeless and also he’s buddies with Steve Bannon but also he’s on the left somehow?

29/8/2025, 9:48:56 PM | 332 41 | View on Bluesky | view

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what are the marlboro reds of chairs

29/8/2025, 2:40:17 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture keek (@keekerdc.com) reply parent

they’re not here to engage in discussion, test their ideas, and potentially learn. they’re here to lecture and take questions from attendees

29/8/2025, 2:32:57 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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this sucks

28/8/2025, 4:45:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture beetle moses (@beetlemoses.bsky.social) reposted

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28/8/2025, 2:04:24 PM | 4720 812 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture keek (@keekerdc.com)

huh, weird how people treat contemptible pieces of shit

28/8/2025, 12:16:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social) reposted

Let's knock out general election fundraising before the summer ends. zohranfornyc.com/donate

27/8/2025, 10:47:58 PM | 4530 806 | View on Bluesky | view

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what the fuck?

27/8/2025, 9:50:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture keek (@keekerdc.com)

a bit where someone thinks fascism is just about being into fashion to a religious degree

27/8/2025, 12:12:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gillian Branstetter (@gbbranstetter.bsky.social) reposted

UK Guardian showing more sympathy for the speak and spell than it ever has for transgender people

26/8/2025, 11:37:05 AM | 574 133 | View on Bluesky | view

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begging people to read the Y axis on this chart

26/8/2025, 1:09:32 AM | 30 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture keek (@keekerdc.com)

chart literacy is important, folks

26/8/2025, 1:01:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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to levels not seen since…around noon earlier today? theres a number of useful takes on this flagrantly dumb and indefensible move but this aint it

26/8/2025, 1:00:32 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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great info. love eating food

25/8/2025, 11:39:50 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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we are not bullying hakeem jeffries nearly hard enough

25/8/2025, 1:35:10 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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like so many

24/8/2025, 11:38:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture keek (@keekerdc.com)

@victoriascott.bsky.social great appearance on TF. unfortunately now I will be blowing up your DMs also trying to get on the show

24/8/2025, 1:51:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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what is it exactly that you have going on that you’re feeling the need to post through it right now

24/8/2025, 2:13:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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what

23/8/2025, 10:57:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture keek (@keekerdc.com)

VADER: we fam on god LUKE: that’s cap. VADER: check the vibe, no cap LUKE: bsffr rn

21/8/2025, 11:40:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture keek (@keekerdc.com)

get help if you give a single fuck about cracker barrel

21/8/2025, 11:30:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ok

20/8/2025, 1:22:13 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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only change I'd make is brewers-twins-cubs-sox and jays-tigers-reds-cards

19/8/2025, 10:42:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lets fuckin go graham

19/8/2025, 8:03:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua Erlich (@joshuaerlich.bsky.social) reposted

"the difference between susan collins and ted cruz is that at least ted cruz is honest about selling us out and not giving a damn"

19/8/2025, 7:22:59 PM | 931 148 | View on Bluesky | view

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what

19/8/2025, 6:05:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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stop posting about these fucking freaks for the love of god

19/8/2025, 4:53:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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jfc

19/8/2025, 2:25:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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pretty solid parallel with lawyer brain

19/8/2025, 1:12:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caroline Haskins (@carolinehaskins.bsky.social) reposted

You may have seen Silicon Valley tech figures posting + panicking about Zohran Mamdani in recent weeks. I decided to talk to NYC-based tech execs who have actually sat down with him. They’re not panicking: www.wired.com/story/tech-e...

19/8/2025, 12:50:28 PM | 75 23 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture evan is at pax west (@evan.exposed) reposted

i’m tired of pretending The King Of Limbs is bad

18/8/2025, 12:48:22 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/8/2025, 2:30:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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fuck you

18/8/2025, 1:51:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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say sike

18/8/2025, 1:21:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture keek (@keekerdc.com)

@kyla.bsky.social is the only writer listed who could be reasonably argued to be on the left; otherwise it’s a laundry list of the worst center-right dweebs in media who we’re all tired of hearing from

18/8/2025, 1:15:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture keek (@keekerdc.com)

counterstrike players “saying right wing stuff” - wow. that’s definitely a departure from the norm. crazy

18/8/2025, 12:01:41 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie S. Lalonde (@julieslalonde.bsky.social) reposted

I dunno, man. It's almost like Carney being rah-rah about AI and making vague statements about "Building Canada" with no mention of workers, should have been huge red flags that the man thinks about industry before workers.

17/8/2025, 4:13:34 PM | 126 30 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture keek (@keekerdc.com)

bare minimum for holding a conversation: homestar emails, 30 rock, marx

17/8/2025, 6:10:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan O’Sullivan (@osullyville.bsky.social) reposted

I'm not even some purist, I think I'd probably vote for JB Pritzker if he keeps it up, just because he's reminiscent of the line about FDR -- second rate intellect, but first class temperament. But Newsom isn't even doing all the smart shit Pritzker is! He's just the new Cuomo who talks a lot

17/8/2025, 5:44:17 PM | 160 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua Erlich (@joshuaerlich.bsky.social) reposted

[watching a black man have the shit kicked out of him for existing] this is a stunt

17/8/2025, 5:46:23 PM | 332 59 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Johnny L. (@johnnylandmine.bsky.social) reposted

Iunno man Zitron seems like a smart guy but he's been saying OpenAI/Sam Altman/whoever are "absolutely fucked" for like two years now and I think his analysis overlooks that the rich will never be absolutely fucked

17/8/2025, 3:46:22 AM | 36 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Boudreau (@ianboudreau.com) reposted

"We're bringing back merit-based hiring," say dumbest fucks on the planet

16/8/2025, 11:39:12 PM | 179 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture maple cocaine (@maplecocaine.bsky.social) reposted

It's very telling that the far left refuses to support huge pieces of shit who everyone hates

15/8/2025, 9:22:27 PM | 7131 1236 | View on Bluesky | view

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15/8/2025, 12:51:29 AM | 85 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted

if democrats just would have let republicans put one criminal hatchet man on the court, republicans nearly 40 years later would not have put this criminal hatchet man on a court

13/8/2025, 5:30:22 PM | 4784 644 | View on Bluesky | view

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habibi 💀

12/8/2025, 10:22:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture keek (@keekerdc.com)

you will be visited by three spirits

12/8/2025, 12:14:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture *Bratan* (@mazov.bsky.social) reposted

Hit em with the Five Dollar Fuck You

11/8/2025, 11:18:26 PM | 33 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture keek (@keekerdc.com) reply parent

as a lefty in nova I disagree with this read. mcauliffe had negative juice and the youngkin campaign was hitting all the right culture war notes at the time. all my conservative neighbors were completely insane about critical race theory in schools until the day after that election.

11/8/2025, 12:54:58 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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would

11/8/2025, 1:46:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the poors can have more if the rich get even more

10/8/2025, 8:34:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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odoyle rules
10/8/2025, 3:07:47 PM | 35 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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signed

9/8/2025, 9:04:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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damn, i knew it

9/8/2025, 3:40:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture EmperorTigerstar (@emperortigerstar.bsky.social) reposted

9/8/2025, 2:54:13 PM | 3803 739 | View on Bluesky | view

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the air force wants to use government funding to bail out tesla

8/8/2025, 11:45:45 PM | 22 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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gpt-5 is so advanced

8/8/2025, 11:40:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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andrew cuomo looks deceased so perhaps not the right pitch to be throwing

8/8/2025, 10:35:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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hi i’m scuffed clint dempsey

8/8/2025, 5:41:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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hes right, that title is held by train’s “hey soul sister”

8/8/2025, 1:36:23 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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who fuckin cares

7/8/2025, 11:46:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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stop giving that matt navarra dweeb attention

7/8/2025, 5:36:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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fuck yea

6/8/2025, 8:41:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ur fired darth

5/8/2025, 2:18:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*mst3k opening sequence*

5/8/2025, 12:39:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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dewalt. nice

5/8/2025, 12:32:22 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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what the fuck is wrong with you

4/8/2025, 7:18:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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fuck you mike

3/8/2025, 11:24:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the jeffrey epstein memorial executive ballroom is looking great!

2/8/2025, 2:13:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view