keek (@keekerdc.com)
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maybe it's because everything fuckin sucks
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real ones register winzip
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i never ever want to hear "oh we're not esports" from smug FGC people again. saudis own your ass too. you're esports. sucks to suck gg esportsadvocate.net/2025/09/qidd...
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yea so
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I’m in virginia, where we have not had a competitive primary for statewide seats for as long as I can remember. party just decided fucking spanberger was the nominee. kaine and warner continually collaborate with Rs getting senate confirmations through for trump. why should I cast a vote for them?
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is this really a hill you wanna die on man
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yesss
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lmao i donno actually
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looking forward to tomorrows oval office press session with our president on a galactic dose of amphetamines
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bruh
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the people in the background 😳
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bsky.app/profile/iron...
Paul Frazee (@pfrazee.com) reposted
Logged on on a holiday and caught blueskyism. pray for me
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what I mean specifically is fuck nate silver
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I, for one, am enjoying the fact that all the internets most annoying dweebs hate bluesky. it’s excellent. i am not interested in this platform growing
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yknow, no reason newsroom.heart.org/news/heart-f...
jam (@socialistboat.dad) reposted
"Fuck around and find out." – Maria Montessori
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dude got that double-leaded premium garden hose
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this post is for @evan.exposed
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bing bong
Kelsey Atherton (@atherton.bsky.social) reposted
This came to me in a vision
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cats
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based
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fuck this product
gale na (@poisonjr.bsky.social) reposted
"JD Vance might be worse" JD Vance has 1 HP
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Joseph Fink (@planetoffinks.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Death: the one jam no one has ever wriggled their way out of
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reposted
So he’s anti trans and also he is criminalizing being homeless and also he’s buddies with Steve Bannon but also he’s on the left somehow?
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what are the marlboro reds of chairs
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they’re not here to engage in discussion, test their ideas, and potentially learn. they’re here to lecture and take questions from attendees
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this sucks
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huh, weird how people treat contemptible pieces of shit
Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social) reposted
Let's knock out general election fundraising before the summer ends. zohranfornyc.com/donate
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what the fuck?
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a bit where someone thinks fascism is just about being into fashion to a religious degree
Gillian Branstetter (@gbbranstetter.bsky.social) reposted
UK Guardian showing more sympathy for the speak and spell than it ever has for transgender people
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begging people to read the Y axis on this chart
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chart literacy is important, folks
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to levels not seen since…around noon earlier today? theres a number of useful takes on this flagrantly dumb and indefensible move but this aint it
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great info. love eating food
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we are not bullying hakeem jeffries nearly hard enough
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like so many
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@victoriascott.bsky.social great appearance on TF. unfortunately now I will be blowing up your DMs also trying to get on the show
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what is it exactly that you have going on that you’re feeling the need to post through it right now
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what
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VADER: we fam on god LUKE: that’s cap. VADER: check the vibe, no cap LUKE: bsffr rn
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get help if you give a single fuck about cracker barrel
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ok
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only change I'd make is brewers-twins-cubs-sox and jays-tigers-reds-cards
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lets fuckin go graham
Joshua Erlich (@joshuaerlich.bsky.social) reposted
"the difference between susan collins and ted cruz is that at least ted cruz is honest about selling us out and not giving a damn"
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what
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stop posting about these fucking freaks for the love of god
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jfc
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pretty solid parallel with lawyer brain
Caroline Haskins (@carolinehaskins.bsky.social) reposted
You may have seen Silicon Valley tech figures posting + panicking about Zohran Mamdani in recent weeks. I decided to talk to NYC-based tech execs who have actually sat down with him. They’re not panicking: www.wired.com/story/tech-e...
evan is at pax west (@evan.exposed) reposted
i’m tired of pretending The King Of Limbs is bad
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fuck you
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say sike
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@kyla.bsky.social is the only writer listed who could be reasonably argued to be on the left; otherwise it’s a laundry list of the worst center-right dweebs in media who we’re all tired of hearing from
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counterstrike players “saying right wing stuff” - wow. that’s definitely a departure from the norm. crazy
Julie S. Lalonde (@julieslalonde.bsky.social) reposted
I dunno, man. It's almost like Carney being rah-rah about AI and making vague statements about "Building Canada" with no mention of workers, should have been huge red flags that the man thinks about industry before workers.
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bare minimum for holding a conversation: homestar emails, 30 rock, marx
Dan O’Sullivan (@osullyville.bsky.social) reposted
I'm not even some purist, I think I'd probably vote for JB Pritzker if he keeps it up, just because he's reminiscent of the line about FDR -- second rate intellect, but first class temperament. But Newsom isn't even doing all the smart shit Pritzker is! He's just the new Cuomo who talks a lot
Joshua Erlich (@joshuaerlich.bsky.social) reposted
[watching a black man have the shit kicked out of him for existing] this is a stunt
Johnny L. (@johnnylandmine.bsky.social) reposted
Iunno man Zitron seems like a smart guy but he's been saying OpenAI/Sam Altman/whoever are "absolutely fucked" for like two years now and I think his analysis overlooks that the rich will never be absolutely fucked
Ian Boudreau (@ianboudreau.com) reposted
"We're bringing back merit-based hiring," say dumbest fucks on the planet
maple cocaine (@maplecocaine.bsky.social) reposted
It's very telling that the far left refuses to support huge pieces of shit who everyone hates
Microplastics Sommelier (@leastactionhero.bsky.social) reposted
jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted
if democrats just would have let republicans put one criminal hatchet man on the court, republicans nearly 40 years later would not have put this criminal hatchet man on a court
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habibi 💀
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you will be visited by three spirits
*Bratan* (@mazov.bsky.social) reposted
Hit em with the Five Dollar Fuck You
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as a lefty in nova I disagree with this read. mcauliffe had negative juice and the youngkin campaign was hitting all the right culture war notes at the time. all my conservative neighbors were completely insane about critical race theory in schools until the day after that election.
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would
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the poors can have more if the rich get even more
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signed
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damn, i knew it
EmperorTigerstar (@emperortigerstar.bsky.social) reposted
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the air force wants to use government funding to bail out tesla
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gpt-5 is so advanced
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andrew cuomo looks deceased so perhaps not the right pitch to be throwing
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hi i’m scuffed clint dempsey
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hes right, that title is held by train’s “hey soul sister”
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who fuckin cares
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stop giving that matt navarra dweeb attention
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fuck yea
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ur fired darth
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*mst3k opening sequence*
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dewalt. nice
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what the fuck is wrong with you
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fuck you mike
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the jeffrey epstein memorial executive ballroom is looking great!