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The problem with this premise is that a coalition needs to be willing to push for the agendas of its constituent groups, such as 'don't elect a transphobe'. If the coalition isn't willing to agree to that, they don't want to add to the coalition, they just want to co-opt that group's votes.
He was decaying on island time
But he zoomed before enhancing!
Nope! I hate olives
Yup!
Because some dorkass can’t get traction here
“Bluesky is dying,” brother social media is dead. Bluesky is whale fall
100% chance the guy lighting off fireworks on Labor Day is anti-union
Local FB marketplace fuckin me up
Him dying would just have been a distraction from the Epstein Files anyway
Staying informed in 2025:
so Big Balls was protecting a lady from an angry gang and Rudy was aiding a random woman in a domestic violence situation and Jeffrey Epstein was running an unregistered school for underprivileged youth and Trump was simply providing pro-bono security for dressing rooms and unregistered schools for
“Bluesky is dying,” then why do I have to perform some arcane content ritual and pay a subscription fee to get a tenth of the engagement on much larger platforms than I get here just by hitting “post?”
“When Crime’s in town You gotta flag down America’s Mayor He will do his duty Cause duty rhymes with Rudy America’s Mayor So don’t ever forget ‘Like 9/11!’ (Rudy leans out of a car window, teeth sparkling:) ‘You bet!’ Americaaaaaaa’s Maaaaayorrrr!” I mean cmon it’s right there in his theme song
You say “Bluesky is dying,” and yet we have those blurry pictures of Bluesky traveling in the general direction of a golf course
“When Crime’s in town You gotta flag down America’s Mayor He will do his duty Cause duty rhymes with Rudy America’s Mayor So don’t ever forget ‘Like 9/11!’ (Rudy leans out of a car window, teeth sparkling:) ‘You bet!’ Americaaaaaaa’s Maaaaayorrrr!” I mean cmon it’s right there in his theme song
When hulk hogan died, the people with the “well he meant something to me” takes were timidly and apologetically trying not to upset the grave-dancers
Attenborough voice: and here we see the adult Ravenous Dorsal Worm who, upon contracting a requisite number of parasites, will contract and eventually succumb to “Poster’s Disease”
“Bluesky is dying,” brother social media is dead. Bluesky is whale fall
“Bluesky is dying,” then why do I have to perform some arcane content ritual and pay a subscription fee to get a tenth of the engagement on much larger platforms than I get here just by hitting “post?”
You say “Bluesky is dying,” and yet we have those blurry pictures of Bluesky traveling in the general direction of a golf course
Manth
Cmon with feet like those they’d never have to work a day in their lives
I almost did but I chose to delay the joy for tomorrow when I’ll inevitably need it more
Do I cheat on my very effective diet for the exquisite pleasure of eating a cold chicken cutlet over the sink in a dark, silent kitchen at midnight?
Do I cheat on my very effective diet for the exquisite pleasure of eating a cold chicken cutlet over the sink in a dark, silent kitchen at midnight?
I just wanna know why he’s being such a dick to this lady?
Hey this reminds me of a Spider-Man meme. Does anyone know which one though I cant quite place it. Something with dinosaurs
so Big Balls was protecting a lady from an angry gang and Rudy was aiding a random woman in a domestic violence situation and Jeffrey Epstein was running an unregistered school for underprivileged youth and Trump was simply providing pro-bono security for dressing rooms and unregistered schools for
so, an RC cola?
Just because a post ends up in front of you does not mean it’s directed at you
Live your life in such a way that, upon realizing that you are probably p seriously ill, millions of people are not torn between hoping you die as soon as a body can possibly shuffle off its mortal coil and hoping that you survive long enough to go to prison and die there.
I gotta say I’m a little nervous that it’s the universe and a walk off haha
[Giuliani's final breath] Tell my family I loved...9/11
He would never in a million years give up his name or even the facade of being a billionaire
I will be screaming this even as a life-ending asteroid hits earth because I don’t understand why it’s such a hard thing for people to understand
Just because a post ends up in front of you does not mean it’s directed at you
Redesigned the Gigasaurus card organizer this week. They’re now simpler, cheaper, faster, and more versatile. This one’s 3d printed, but they can be made of just about anything now! 🧶 #photography #3dprinting
It’s not 100% done yet but I will when it is
The story of today’s story is that thing that happened was what everybody wished would happen, finally happened.
I know it’s a bit of a bummer if you bought one of the more complicated versions right before I came up with a simpler, honestly cheaper one, but I couldn’t have taken the time to refine it without the money from the previous run, so thank you.
Redesigned the Gigasaurus card organizer this week. They’re now simpler, cheaper, faster, and more versatile. This one’s 3d printed, but they can be made of just about anything now! 🧶 #photography #3dprinting
Getting the best value for the licensing fee, then. I respect that
The story of today’s story is that thing that happened was what everybody wished would happen, finally happened.
Every thrust or just once, post-nut?
It probably got deported across the road by Donald fucking Trump
I’ve had the thought too, but it’s been up for months so there’s no way
Local FB marketplace fuckin me up
Hey but now you got one of those at least, right?
Him dying would just have been a distraction from the Epstein Files anyway
you can cut the cautious optimism with a knife
The reason I know all actors are out-of-touch sociopaths is because they find it even a little bit difficult to cry on cue
Like are you even constantly teetering on the edge of an inky black void? Do you even have a deep well of sorrow and pain haphazardly buried beneath a finger-poke depth of loose topsoil? if I wanna cry all I gotta do is stop moving for like 3 seconds how is anything resembling a “method” necessary?
The reason I know all actors are out-of-touch sociopaths is because they find it even a little bit difficult to cry on cue
you can cut the cautious optimism with a knife
Live your life so that people don’t consider rumors of your death a form of edging.
RIP Gus you woulda loved 3d printed milk crates #3dprinting 🧶
mcdonald’s flags flying at half mast
Bunch of doctors and nurses finding out dad's favorite song was 2 Live Crews The Fuck Shop as it echoes through the halls of the icu ward
RIP Gus you woulda loved 3d printed milk crates #3dprinting 🧶
Somehow it didn’t last 12 weeks this time.
Tell me again about your thoughts and prayers - when you walk around Congress like this.
I honestly wish the person trying to break into my Reddit account luck. Maybe you can live with the shame of having that many useless internet points
It peaked at the chicken sandwich night and then everything after that was clout poisoned sex pests right up until the great Brazilianing
Mentally tho yes. High school
Sorry if my sarcasm wasn’t refined enough but my friend I was 25 years of age when that movie came out.
Oof. High school. Yup. That’s when i discovered it
I’m still really bad at sewing, but I’m good at making rugs and buying glue. Rug cushions are great because the pile hides your crimes l, you you can literally sweep the imperfections under the rug #diy #fiberart 🧶
What a pull
Thanks! Yeah I’m desperately trying to get the hang of sewing for some ideas that have been bouncing around in my head forever
Thank you
Honestly looking forward to taylor swift’s divorce album you know its gonna be a banger
Thanks!
I think so yeah. After making like 100 rugs with my big old gun, this set up is much better. The frame I’m like 80% on, the gun I’m like 400% on. I wish it was cheaper, and they’ve been running sales that knock off like 35%, but if that’s not still the case, the code “decent” will knock off 16% 😉
Yeah I miscalculated by a little bit
I do not need a new hobby I do not need a new hobby I do not need a new hobby I do not need a new hobby I do not need a new hobby I do not need a new hobby I do not need a new hobby I do not need a new hobby I do not need a new hobby I do not need a new hobby I do not need a new hobby I
Look you’ve got the spirit but o don’t need to be ranted at about things everyone knows and is already mad about. Thanks but no thanks
I’ve had chairs with similar cushions that get way more use and have held up fine for years. And these days if I can get 3-5 years out of it I’m happy. Though most of the time I’m surprised by the durability of spray and hot glue
Thanks. The design came out pretty good considering I was just sorta wingin it
I’m still really bad at sewing, but I’m good at making rugs and buying glue. Rug cushions are great because the pile hides your crimes l, you you can literally sweep the imperfections under the rug #diy #fiberart 🧶
It’s the “painting random shit gold to signify wealth” of authoritarian ambience
So it’s kind of a huge deal and there’s good reason to celebrate it. Plus he threw a big ass sandwich at an invading army of secret police, which is objectively hilarious and something worth celebrating.
Well he was brought up on felony charges of assaulting an officer by trump’s lackey, Pirro. The fact that the grand jury refused to indict him, along with a trend of other GJs doing the same, shows that the people under siege in these cities are protecting their own instead of selling each other out
Eric Adams now pressing his legal team to somehow use the Sandwich Guy decision as precedent for all Turkey-related crimes
“Political Capital” just means “the ability to make these lazy fucks actually come in and do some work”
Who are these people and how do we make them go away
Probably important in this moment to make sure that the many methods of nonviolent resistance that people are employing daily get as large of a platform as possible or at least a portion of the national attention one could get if they simply crashed out about a restaurant logo being woke.
It’s pronounced “ɡhee”
Eric Adams now pressing his legal team to somehow use the Sandwich Guy decision as precedent for all Turkey-related crimes
It’s pronounced “ɡhee”
My dead cat post crossposted to threads and it’s literally my only post there that’s ever done numbers It’s all like Facebook boomer comments from ppl I don’t know
This is the last picture I’ll ever take of the best friend I ever had. My heart is broken. She never met a sunbeam she didn’t like, or another animal she did. She was the best god damned cat that’s ever walked the Earth. Gus, we will never stop missing you.
Interviewer: why did you invent the Allen wrench WG Allen: because I love the people Interviewer: and why did you make it in eleven different sizes WG Allen (crosses his legs): well I also hate the people
If you fall in line behind every bad candidate 3 years before an election, then all you’re gonna have is bad candidates in 3 years
The economy is real bad so we should elect wealthy criminals, the one group who benefits from the economy being bad, so they can fix the economy
The other thing is that it is impossible to sanitize your own official language to satisfy right wingers, because their goal is to be upset by language. So they will just dig up an old Tumblr or fabricate something to get upset about
“The middle” is the right, “the left” is the middle, and “the far left” is the left Why? Because democrats have been trying and failing to “win the middle” since Reagan
I TAWK TAWWWWK
*i* think that the issue isn’t the words, it is the substantive positions. no amount of language self policing will satisfy someone who just disagrees with, say, legal protection from gender discrimination
I could really use help taking care of my dad while he recovers from his stoke. I also have PayPal @alyciaart And I made an Amazon wishlist of some stuff we really need www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/... Thank you!!