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S Zimsen

@kelpmonster.bsky.social

coastal urban ecologist, wildlife-gardening

created October 31, 2024

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Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

Hoverflies so cute!!! Outstanding photo.

29/8/2025, 5:41:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

Mamie Till-Mobley’s strength and courage in insisting on the open coffin and having everyone SEE the brutal evil that was done to her child, changed the country. Heroic.

29/8/2025, 4:53:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

His mother, Mamie Till-Mobley, deserves nationwide recognition & thanks for her strength & courage, and her words, in letting everyone SEE the brutal evil that was done to her child. It changed the country. She did get a Congressional Gold Medal. But we should ALL know her name!

29/8/2025, 4:45:14 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

💪 🎖️ 🌟 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_...

29/8/2025, 4:31:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

Bah. She’s probably right. I just don’t like rituals. Overrated.

29/8/2025, 4:14:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

Every accusation is an admission …

29/8/2025, 3:50:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

Butler is agreeing with the paleontologists - but she’s bringing the mechanistic explanation so it’s not just 🤷 vapid handwaving.

29/8/2025, 3:47:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait, what’s the difference between “display” and “gender” here? All that display is due to sexual selection. * Peacock tails. * Irish elk antlers. * Big toothy hooked jaws on returning salmon (never going to eat anything ever again). * Teenagers doing dangerous stunts on skateboards.

29/8/2025, 3:46:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

“but … Pulaskis!” 😬 was my first thought.

29/8/2025, 3:29:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social)

Yes. Hard work - but worth it.

30/7/2025, 6:33:04 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

😂 Alaska says, “oh, look, fireweed! so surprised!” (Still better than the same reaction to *mallards” here in WA.)

30/7/2025, 6:03:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 (@whysharksmatter.bsky.social) reposted

Scientists Record First Known Shark Sounds | Scientific American

28/7/2025, 1:13:05 PM | 67 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

Unsupervised “self”-training is not going to magically restrict itself to the accurate stuff. It can’t. The corpus available is there because the (nominally) adult, (allegedly) thinking humans can’t stick to reality either.

23/7/2025, 9:20:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

“Self”-trained LLMs’ entire job is *making shit up.* It _cannot_ give you accuracy. Ever.

23/7/2025, 9:10:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

Duckweed. Huh. World’s smallest actual Plant-with-a-capital-P. An outstanding starting material — the bitty things grow so fast, it’s going to be VERY difficult to run out of duckweed.

19/7/2025, 4:30:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh great. Another reason to adore SeaWolf. 😉

21/6/2025, 3:14:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

You forgot the west coast earthquakes! Plus a really few lovely not-dead-yet volcanoes …

21/6/2025, 8:09:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

Monarda = cheery!

21/6/2025, 8:07:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

kyute snek lines make it very hard to track a specific spot to grab - you aim for a stripe and before your hand gets there, the bit of stripe that seems to be stationary just … tapers to a tiny tailtip and disappears

21/6/2025, 7:58:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

If you hate summer weather, it might be true? Fog, fog, cold fog, low clouds & drizzle, fog …

21/6/2025, 7:28:17 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, even cow tools are too dangerous in the hands* of sea otters. *Yes.

21/6/2025, 4:01:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

🤣

21/6/2025, 3:58:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

Can he go every day?

21/6/2025, 3:57:15 AM | 36 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, OBJECTS harder than a scrubbie pad are Not Allowed in with the sea otters.

21/6/2025, 3:56:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

Nobody lost any fingers (while I worked there).

21/6/2025, 3:55:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

Staff & vols dove in the “Dome” tank every day *with sharks*, and not even the visitors worried about the dogfish hurting anyone. But once in a while someone had to get into the (rather deep) otter tank. Very rarely, *with* the otters still in there. We always asked afterwards: “Are you OK?!”

21/6/2025, 3:53:37 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

I worked at an aquarium. Otters with fist-sized *rocks* cause enough problems. Otters with a combination chisel, pry bar, and screw-remover would wreak just outlandishly terrifying – and unpredictable – mayhem.

21/6/2025, 3:25:28 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rep. Gregory Meeks (@meeks.house.gov) reposted

There are over 123 million forcibly displaced persons in the world due to persecution, conflict & climate change. On World Refugee Day, we stand in solidarity with refugees & call on governments—including the US—to meaningfully support them in rebuilding their lives with dignity.

20/6/2025, 4:31:24 PM | 454 98 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

Depends on *how* you fed a stingray - do you still have all your fingers? (Not that it could steal it from you, with those little grinder-y teeth. But they’re quite good at hoovering up stray pieces of other animals …)

21/6/2025, 12:22:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

This is EXACTLY what I keep tryna tell the non-scuba-divers who ask me about sharks! them: “Have you ever seen a shark?” me: “Nope! I don’t think so. But hundreds of them have seen me!” … and my ppl, most of them were dogfish. Seeing them would have made the day way more pleasant.

20/6/2025, 11:44:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

If you have any vertical terrain around, “more scenic” always means “steeper.” Steeper is dangerous-er.

20/6/2025, 11:38:30 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

Washington Trails Association over here in the PNW! (Including that most deadly national park, the North Cascades NP.) www.wta.org/go-outside

20/6/2025, 11:33:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

Not gleeful. Just trying to show how BAD an idea this is. With the most likely or the most horrible examples our black-humored little minds can come up with.

20/6/2025, 11:18:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey, that cliff right there — it’s durable! And it’s a *much* faster way down …

20/6/2025, 11:14:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

Or sent them glissading down Aasgard Pass in the Enchantments in WA.

20/6/2025, 11:13:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly

20/6/2025, 11:09:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

When route-finding, AI never takes the bergschrund into consideration.

20/6/2025, 11:08:55 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

“ … in early April” (when the rotting winter snowpack has sagged and split into a deep crevasse across the width of the pass, and a river of meltwater screams along underneath it - perforce, anything that falls in, the current shoves right underneath the lower snowpack - unreachable till maybe June)

20/6/2025, 11:06:07 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

… or “glissade down Aasgard Pass” (even though the more dangerous route past that one ridge is the one that looks better from above)

20/6/2025, 11:05:20 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

Considering that “shorter” and “more scenic” routes both require *steeper* routes — what taf does AllTrails THINK will happen?! “Shortest” = “step off this cliff right above base camp”, doesn’t it?

20/6/2025, 10:52:14 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

ty for sharing that

20/6/2025, 10:44:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

And here I thought they were in danger from “law” “enforcement” due to asking him “nasty” (=substantive) questions. But maybe that’s a different set of reporters?

20/6/2025, 10:17:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

‼️ I have found my people!!!

20/6/2025, 10:07:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

soooooooo disappointing!

20/6/2025, 10:05:24 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m stealing “unearned luxury.” I recently got a 2nd passport; I can now 🤯 live & work in a large number of high-income countries, and freely travel almost anywhere. Why taf?! is that not true for *everybody*?! Unearned luxury indeed, until free travel actually functions as the human right it is.

20/6/2025, 5:15:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

But obeying will not save you. Giving in makes them demand you submit MORE. No amount of knuckling under is *enough*, and as soon as you’ve given up all you can — you’re “disloyal” & your “betrayal” will earn you worse punishment. Hiding only postpones the decision. Resisting is the only option.

20/6/2025, 5:07:19 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

Bastille Day is coming up soon too! July 14. Just sayin’.

20/6/2025, 3:22:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

peteturner your reply is so perfect I don’t even wish I could still edit.

19/6/2025, 6:10:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

🤦 Absolutely

19/6/2025, 6:07:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Library of Congress (@librarycongress.bsky.social) reposted

70+ years after the Civil War, the WPA Federal Writers' Project began interviewing elderly Americans who remembered being enslaved. This collection is at the Library & contains moving narratives & photos. #Juneteenth Narratives: www.loc.gov/collections/... Photos: www.loc.gov/pictures/ite...

A portrait of an elderly Black woman, Sarah Gudger, who was reportedly 121 years old at the time the photo was taken to accompany the narrative she shared with the Federal Writers' Project. Her hair is short and white, her hands are in her lap with her fingers laced together and she is looking into the distance, to the left of the camera (her right). Her tattered shawl is safety-pinned together under her neck.
19/6/2025, 12:24:08 PM | 593 322 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

🇫🇷 Y’know, Bastille Day is coming up real soon here. Celebrate! (July 14)

19/6/2025, 4:06:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

I had the biggest crush on Hans Blixen. (Still do.)

19/6/2025, 4:02:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

And yes, they kept irrepressibly burbling the same idiot lie even after all the nuke-sec ppl investigated & found nothing & reported it, LOUDLY.

19/6/2025, 4:01:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

Came here to say ☝️ this. It was a blatant, STUPIDLY transparent, obvious lie, all along.

19/6/2025, 3:56:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

… and being ahead of Sweden took real dedication & hard work!

19/6/2025, 7:02:34 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

This newspaper prints lies: dude has never focused on ANYTHING outside his own skin in all of recorded history.

19/6/2025, 5:37:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CindyLou (@cindynorth1.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

“Because if I can’t harass them, I’m gonna cut off their fins” that’s what they sound like

18/6/2025, 1:46:36 PM | 10 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 (@whysharksmatter.bsky.social) reposted

Whenever I criticize reckless, dangerous, and harmful wildlife harassment from elements of the SCUBA diving with sharks industry, one of them inevitably replies "surely this is better for sharks than killing them and cutting off their fins?!?!" My dude those are not our only two options here.

18/6/2025, 1:43:57 PM | 225 26 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

But they are completely uninterested in managing & curing cancer, either.

18/6/2025, 2:58:37 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t think the Swedish Academy checks your school grades, though

18/6/2025, 3:56:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

Our entirely Croatian exchange student Ivno was transmogrified by high school classmates into the most Victorian-English/ pseudo-Saxon name ever - “Ivanhoe”. The very Slavic last name got a similarly extreme makeover to “York”. (I’ve been rolling my eyes for _decades_.)

18/6/2025, 3:55:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

bsky.app/profile/jets...

18/6/2025, 3:43:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

Jamelle, as usual, brings the 1-paragraph analysis with 20,000 times the insight and accuracy of the 3 alleged thinkers upthread

18/6/2025, 3:27:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

… a well-deserved medal. Hey, we can all give the a medal! Dear Dispatcher, here: 🎖️

16/6/2025, 4:09:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey! We’ve finally found the leader of Antifa!

16/6/2025, 3:41:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes! But 😞 I misremembered too - it’s an anarcho-syndicalist commune, not an autonomous workers’ collective, ofc. genius.com/Monty-python...

16/6/2025, 3:26:54 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social)

Dennis spotted at a No Kings demonstration

16/6/2025, 3:21:44 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

Where *was* Dennis on the 14th?! We sorely needed him! (and his collective)

16/6/2025, 3:20:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

Grebes! 🥰

16/6/2025, 3:00:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

… with the Cascadian national flag! 🥰🌲 ✊

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16/6/2025, 2:45:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

Please. It’s John Phillip So-USA.

15/6/2025, 6:30:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social)

The only band that matters, still. These kids 🥹🤩🥰💪

15/6/2025, 6:27:53 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

🥹🤩🥰💪

15/6/2025, 6:25:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep. Vindictive compliance.

15/6/2025, 6:18:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

Nope, it’s vindictive compliance.

15/6/2025, 6:17:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

Resolve the trauma by celebrating the soldiers’ vindictive compliance with stupid orders.

15/6/2025, 6:14:20 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

Specifically, _vindictive_ compliance.

15/6/2025, 6:12:49 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

I much prefer calling it “vindictive compliance.” It’s not just free-floating, purposeless malice. It’s _directed_ angry behavior, intentionally sending a message.

15/6/2025, 6:11:27 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

Vindictive compliance. Show these soldiers some 🙌 appreciation for following the letter of their orders, while utterly bolloxing the spirit of the whole performance!

15/6/2025, 6:08:41 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Blue Woman Voting 📎 (@bluewomanvoting123.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Also, none, zero, have questioned Trump on disappearing for three days last week and afterwards, sporting a catheter tied to his leg. WTF? If that were Joe Biden, they would be screaming at him about the pi$$ bag. It's infuriating. WHY I barely watch any MSMers anymore.

13/6/2025, 9:43:03 PM | 11 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

TRUE

15/6/2025, 4:48:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

Use a lot of it at a time! Use a tablespoon where the American recipe calls for a teaspoon. Or more.

15/6/2025, 4:22:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

The other neat trick 😋 is that you use a lot of it at a time. Double or triple what the American recipe calls for. At least. 2 tablespoons in a dish like that is the bare minimum.

15/6/2025, 4:20:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s fresher by far than US supermarket paprika, which matters a lot. But also it’s grown & sold in a country where ppl CARE about how their paprika tastes & will pay for better. So QC, from deciding which peppers to plant onward, is on another level. Richer, brighter flavor. Not just red dust.

15/6/2025, 4:18:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

No, that tank is squeaking bc it’s old and cranky. Respect the tank! It was made 80 years ago to destroy a fascist dictatorship, it’s been put back on duty for an afternoon to glorify fascism & dictatorship — and it’s engaging in vindictive compliance.

15/6/2025, 4:04:16 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

ICE warrant only counts if it’s signed by a realio, trulio, sitting judge. Ask to see that sig.

15/6/2025, 3:53:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s very cranky about exactly that. Hence the squeaking.

15/6/2025, 3:46:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

If they’re active duty — aren’t they fit enough that slouching takes actual effort??

15/6/2025, 3:43:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

That whole haunted-horseskull tradition is TERRIFYING!

15/6/2025, 3:20:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social)

I’ve had that “oh, no — last time …” dread all week.

15/6/2025, 2:59:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

In ancient Rome, the Senate debated making slaves wear something identifying their enslaved status. They decided not to, bc ppl (including the slaves) would see HOW MANY of them were slaves. TPTB did not want the enslaved to notice they outnumbered free citizens. That organized revolt could work.

15/6/2025, 2:38:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jorts (and Jean) (@jortsthecat.bsky.social) reposted

Victimless for once

15/6/2025, 1:22:58 AM | 1460 165 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social)

If any of my work-frens are here — we could rly use this rule.

15/6/2025, 1:11:06 AM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

Still so disappointed the Riejka museum was closed and we didn’t get to see the exhibit on _inventing torpedoes_.

15/6/2025, 1:03:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

We knew what you meant!

15/6/2025, 12:19:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

😍

15/6/2025, 12:17:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

Will it be smart enough to notice when they’re marching over a bridge? And then break stride so mechanical resonance doesn’t take down the bridge? (& the troops, in heavy exoskeletons) Maybe these troops can just claim they thought they WERE marching over a bridge.

14/6/2025, 11:57:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Zimsen (@kelpmonster.bsky.social) reply parent

Nope! Nothing wrong there! Unless yr fish-man doesn’t give you enough of Marine Boy’s oxygum for you hang out underwater very long … m.imdb.com/title/tt0062...

14/6/2025, 11:32:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view