Having watched the #OhioState game, I can confidently say that #ArchManning is the next Tim Tebow. I look forward to seeing him late night on FS1.
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Having watched the #OhioState game, I can confidently say that #ArchManning is the next Tim Tebow. I look forward to seeing him late night on FS1.
I'm sure these videos of soldiers picking up garbage & working on landscaping in #DC are doing wonders for the military's sagging recruitment numbers.
My favorite part of this government-worshipping, boot licker's profile is the part where he refers to himself as an #anarchist. #loser
If you look that bad, a body double isn't even necessary. Just throw a red hat on a bean bag and take a photo of it on a golf course.
Fucking rent free.
If I ever look this bad I hope someone has the decency to take me behind the woodshed and Old Yeller me.
If this is the photo they rolled out to prove he's alive, then he might actually be dead. JK. That evil fucker is going to live forever. #Trump
This is the kind of energy we all ought to bring to the (almost certainly false) rumors of a certain someone's demise on this #LaborDay weekend. Life is short. Celebrate. youtube.com/shorts/tXMEX...
Far more credible than anything I was ever taught in church.
I meant the odds of him dying are infinitely higher than the odds of him ever seeing the inside of a prison cell.
There is a large Deku tree in AARP headquarters that drops a Deku but containing the name of a 50 year old on the day they turn half a century.
Trusting the experts is absolutely a feature of science. From a professional scientist.
"Make America White Again" was always the goal of #MAGA.
You're dreaming.
Um, how would we know if he was "severely incapacitated?" Becaus he's seemed severely incapacitated for a decade now.
Is #Trump dead? Almost certainly not. But a dress rehearsal never hurts. And it's a three day weekend.
We won't know he's dead until weeks after his heart stops beating. Eric & Don Jr will try to Weekend at Bernie's his ass for months.
I know how bad I think it's going to get. I've got a bunch of shit in my garage & basement that testifies to this. But I would give anything to be wrong.
"Eating white babies live on television" is still my go-to. But I know Republicans wouldn't abandon Trump even if he did that. Even if he did that to their own children.
So many people are so naive. The goal of #CDC and #HHS right now is NOT to keep people safe. Its literal purpose right now is to hasten the deaths of unproductive citizens who don't contribute to the wealth of oligarchs. That is ALL. Stop pretending we have a normal government.
That counter only goes up to 3
Oh, so if you don't think a country's president is legitimate, you don't have to respect its government? Interesting.....
Next time, Google it yourself like the big girl mommy always says you are. aelc.assembly.ca.gov/proposed-con...
Belief has no effect on objective reality. #Atheist
And that's why I'm no longer a Democrat.
"We have to give both sides equal time" And that's how democracy died.
If you ever have too much faith in humanity, find any Reddit post about #Gaza and just read through the comments. I promise that will fix your problem.
"dawg"
I answered yours as much as you answered mine. I'm sure you're mommy's special little boy, but we all play by the same rules here.
Tell Jeffries & Schumer to resign.
Didn't see any names in your response.....
It hasn't been a functioning democracy since a rich white guy tried to overthrow the government and paid no price for it.
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If you want to wait for the perfect hero to save you, you're going to be waiting for a very, VERY long time.
Cool. Tell me what other elected officials are doing as much as he is.
And there's no booze.
How do you get a jail horny?
That's the reason I keep a rock in my center console. Well, it's one of the reasons. #RockSex
Yeah, but my cousin who just got fired from Jiffy Lube sent me a YouTube video from this Romanian dude who says COVID is caused by Jewish microchips in our stool softeners. So who should I believe?
It wasn't a national emergency during his first term. Or was it?
The better alternative is to primary out all these geriatric fossils and replace them with people like Talarico & Mamdani.
You named a president and an AG. Not exactly fringe political figures.
Republicans are going to honor his memory by naming a concentration camp after him.
Sounds like you're describing an entire party there.
Cool. Now do Rubio and the CR from March.
I voted for an individual for president in 2020 because I wanted him to hold his predecessor accountable for all the crimes he committed while in office. Hope that clears things up.
They should give #Obama another #Nobel peace prize just to fuck with him.
The police state is here. Buy an assault rifle.
This man is obviously suffering from misaligned mitochondria and an imbalance of the fundamental bodily humors. A good trepanning will set him right. #Healthcare #Covid
If I could paint my parking spot with a Bible verse theme, I'd choose this one.
This would be a shocking thing to say if you were president of a book club.
Stalin died of old age. The universe doesn't give a shit about good & evil.
I have two questions: - what drugs are you on? - give me some - no, really, I need them
Cuck Boomer
It would be more accurate if half the crew were saying there was no crisis as the other half were being bisected by Darth Vader.
#AlphaMale
"opposition"
I also don't like #GavinNewsom. But he's also the only one fighting back the way we need right now. Nobody liked the lifeboats on the Titanic. But they were preferable to a North Atlantic night time swim.
Hashtag winning.
Himmler's dead.
Because surely making America less brown is more important than making it less on-fire.
None of the four people in this video have natural human skin color. Draw your own conclusions. #RFKJr
I need someone to explain to me the difference between voting for the fascists and voting for the party that enables the fascists. Because I'm really having trouble telling them apart right now.
"I voted for #Trump because I couldn't afford eggs." Things 👇these👇 people said before the last election.
So the shooting in #Minneapolis will be used as justification to confiscate the firearms of #trans people. After that doesn't lead to an armed revolt, they'll start taking guns away from other marginalized groups (naturalized immigrants). Pretty fucking convenient.
Apparently this particular Wednesday is going to be a day in which I use more than my traditional allotment of swears.
God fucking dammit this shit needs to stop.
I think it was suicide. Fish suicide.
Exactly how in the fuck could wind turbines kill whales? Like how would that even work?
None of this shit is sustainable
When the Russian empire dissolved and #communism took over, the first step the bolsheviks took was to change the logos of fast food restaurants.
We need #ThoughtsAndPrayers, stat!
Radar doesn't work underwater, stupid.
I can think of the proper way to respond to masked thugs opening up on unarmed civilians, but I'm not going to say it.
What if he promised an apocalyptic nuclear attack if he got too sad, and these fluffer sessions are the only thing standing between us and worldwide instant sunshine?
"I have the right to do anything I want to do." Remove this fucker from office immediately. #Trump #Impeach
Dear journalists, Please ask President Trump to take a cognitive exam live on camera. Thank you.
I don't trust investments at the moment. I only trust hard currency.
I will give $10,000 US American folding money to the first #journalist who asks #DonaldTrump if he will take a cognitive exam live on camera.
Call me old fashioned, but if a president says he wants to be a #dictator, he should no longer hold elected office. I don't care which party he belongs to. If I was a senator and my own brother was a president who said this, I would vote to remove him. It's really that simple.
Go to your bank. They will exchange currency for you. Then take it home and put it in a safe place. Like a safe. Or put it in a safety deposit box at the bank.
I know people who, if they saw Trump eating one of their children, wouldn't even ask him to take smaller bites.
Killing people is the point.
They'll pretend they were against it 10 minutes after he stops breathing.
Are "they" in the room with us now? #ShitPants #Dementia
Seriously, just start actually blowing him. Like for reals. Take out his cock and put it in your mouth in front of all these nice news people with their cameras. It would honestly be less humiliating than this bullshit. #Trump #DonaldTrump
This is fucking embarrassing.
This dog appears to be well acquainted with snacks
I didn't join ICE. But I'm not going to topple an autocratic despotate by myself.
He's not gonna fuck you, Steve.
Kids who look weird get picked on. Kids who get picked on grow up to be sadistic fascists. But they still look weird.
I truly feel like this country is about to ignite. We are standing on a pile of kindling soaked in gasoline while playing with matches. I don't know when it's going to get lit, but please don't act surprised when it happens. We all saw this coming. E pluribus unum. Long live The Republic.
