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Xitter refugee - Xhausted Bay of Quinny, Ontario Canada Very old, father, husband, bassist, Habs, progressive Lib - π π³οΈββ§οΈ safe Don't even
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He was pretty sure it was going to pour out a lot faster.
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Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm inclined to think that something "unmanageable" has occurred.
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
He's totally right about the wasps.
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, the mind can really run wild with this eh?
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social)
More proof that Stewart absolutely gets this stuff. This is definitely the September vibe.
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
Easiest one yet.
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
I cannot overstate my disgust with this bible waving treason weasel.
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Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
LOL I saw them in 79.
King of Make Believe (@504spyboy.bsky.social) reposted
Author Alisa ValdΓ©s-RodrΓguez @mizalisa.bsky.social: Many of us wonder why no one is βdoing somethingβ about the nightmare engulfing us all in the United States right now. I think I know why. Let me explain. Itβll take a minute. Grab some tea. Get cozy. 1/
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
"Asshole." The word you're looking for is asshole. He's an asshole.
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep. Ear hair and pinched nerves.
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
Second thing I think of is how Michael Nesmith was actually a pretty good musician and how his mom invented and patented White Out correction liquid.
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
When I was growing up in the 70s and really into music, there was a guy in my neighborhood that I'd see walking around all the time. Early 20s, absolute doppelganger of Mickey Dolenz. Always freaked me out. Still the first thing that comes to mind when the Monkees come up.
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
Why is it taking so long?
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
Agree on this one but I've come to really appreciate Robby Krieger as a fantastic guitarist. His stuff post-Doors is great.
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
I did the same thing a couple of months ago.
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
I think Hughes is in a good position in that, yeah he'd like a proven 2C, everyone knows that. But by no means does he have to do anything at this point. This team is quite capable of starting the season with what they have. In fact, it's prob better to give Dach a long look/assessment.
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
I have two questions this morning. 1. If he doesn't survive his leadership review, will he move to AB or just say screw those guys? 2. Do I want CPC to keep him as leader to ensure future CPC losses or find a new leader so that maybe he'll STFU?
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
Le Gros Bill. Watched him in awe since I was very young. Met him twice. Only time I've ever found myself really starstruck. No idea what I may have mumbled to him but he was super gracious. Larry tried to sell me a set of tires π. But again super gracious good guy.
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
He's morphing into Preston Manning.
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
That's more forgivable in an industrial setting where they bring in a machine to do people's jobs and someone thinks "I guess I should be one of the machine ops then." But this is art and AI can't write a song that makes people cry or paint a giant canvass that makes people stare for hours. Yet.
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
Can we agree that we're past the point where someone needs to just throw their fucking shoes at this asshole? I've seen it done.
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
And exactly where did the submarine sandwich hit you Sir? Uh, right here in my bullet-proof vest. Well thank God for that. Yeah right?
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
I've heard the stories of this happening and I still can't wrap my head around this. I can't imagine doing this but, if this was my situation, I'd place my tagged garbage perfectly in the frame of my ring cam. Not sure what I'd do with the evidence but I want it to be something really humiliating.
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah well, it's not a total loss. At least they got to really own the wokes.
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
Stubby Golden was my first ever beer.
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
I really just wanted a longer cord.
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
Elliot Easton was criminally underrated.
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
Cue the meathead yelling about FREEDOM! as he launches his drone into the site.
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
Did you send him a cease and desist notice? Or emailed him and left a voice message? Maybe a voicemail with some rough language. JFC
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
He cares about the safety of DC the same way he cares about fentanyl at the Canadian border.
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
Anything to declare today Sir? Not much really, 18 cans of cheese, that's about it. Did you say cans of cheese? OK can you just have a seat over here for me? π€£
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
youtu.be/Rgyb7LatxJA?...
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social)
I had a very vivid dream last night where I watched a helicopter crash and burst into a fireball. Then a large airliner crashed into the burning helicopter. And I think that's a pretty solid metaphor for everything.
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
Adam's mortgage is the new Hunter's laptop.
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
Omfg
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
The Ontario peaches have been outstanding.
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
They may not follow politics but politics definitely follows them.
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social)
Today's bone of contention: Where do these paper companies get off with their weird math? Paper towels: 3=6 Toilet paper: 20=50 I can count muhfuh! Your math is bullshit. Just tell me how many.
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Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow congratulations. That's very cool. A younger, less jaded, more ambitious me who hadn't moved away would have found this pretty intriguing. GL
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
Guy is SchrΓΆdinger's Asshole. Maybe he was there, maybe not. Still an asshole so it doesn't matter.
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
I will watch this clip all the way through every time I see it posted. He was breathtaking. He played so very, very heavy.
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
I wish we had polls here so we could at least rank each Premier on these 4 criteria. I'd like to rate them 1-10. I'm in Ontario so here goes, Doug: 1. 8 2. 9 3. 8 4. 9 That's a pretty high score Doug.
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep. I swear 90% of this country's problems stem from the objective fact that most Premiers are: 1. Obstructionists 2. Corrupt 3. Imbeciles 4. Just assholes And there's a lot of overlap.
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THERE WAS NOTHING IN THAT BROWNIE THIS EDIBLE IS BULLSHIT - oNe hOUr laTer-
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
Diddler on the Roof
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
The lunatic is on the roof The lunatic is on the roof Remembering games And daisy chains and laughs Got to keep the loonies on the path
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
I would LOVE one of these.
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social)
Hot dog Jumping frog God damnit @jessehawken.bsky.social why have you done this?
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, can I just get a bucket of balls? Oh. I SAID A BUCKET! CAN I GET A BUCKET!?
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π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
This "strengthening border security" bit used to land awkwardly with me because I saw it as pandering to Trump. But lately it seems like it's more for us and not a terrible idea. Maybe we should build a wall.
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
It's honestly uncanny.
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
"Graphic language" π€£ I don't know if this the original audio or not but it sounds like Ricky and Bubbles high AF in the boat. He even calls him Ricky π€£π€£π€£
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Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
FFS, we already have a trade deal with them that was signed in 2018 by PMJT and Yam Tits himself. He decided he doesn't like it anymore. People need to understand that there's no point in making deals with this clown. He won't uphold any "deal."
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social)
JFC USA! This used to be your actual president. A smart, witty, serious, real guy! And half of you lost your damn minds. To quote Pacino in Scarface, "well looga you now!"
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
Weird right?
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
We landed in the middle of this last year completely by accident. "Oh look, there's something going on." We stayed all day. Was pretty fun. Might go back again.
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
Barack Hussein Obama Stephen Colbert Hillary Clinton Volodymyr Zelenskyy Rosie O'Donnell
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
*budge
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
Unfortunately, it will be up to maga. The rest of us already know what's what. We can protest all we want but, until maga is able to behold the whole situation, nothing will budget. Would that pardon and the resulting shitshow be enough? Who knows.
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social)
Y'know, he didn't have to run for POTUS. He could have just not and continued with his slimy, golf/pedophilia gold leaf douchebaggery. But Obama made jokes about him at the WHCD and he couldn't contain his rage. He is owned by his disorders. The most publicly deranged asshole of all time. #fucktrump
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly. I can tell Myer's upbringing was very similar to mine.
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
I was raised by my grandparents. GM from London and GF from Aberdeen. It was like a Mike Myers movie. Scots have a very low tolerance for this stuff and DNGAF.
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Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
Western Canada: Oh uh yeah. I was actually gonna go to that.
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
That's what I do - chicken/vegetables and pasta + pesto. It gets individually portioned and frozen. It's a nice blast of springtime when we're in the dark days of February. This batch yielded about 1kg. I'm hoping to do that again in a month if the basil holds out.
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
In the 1990s I wrote a regular music column for our community newspaper. A friend of mine had named his band The Friendly Giants and was sued by Bob Homme for using the name. I interviewed Bob about it for my column. He was everything I'd hoped. A real nice friendly guy, a jazz lover. Great talk.
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep, hard, hard pass on this clown.
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
I would never be able to eat with that thing at my table. It's gross. The razor is a bit weird too.
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
GOD SPEAKS ENGLISH!
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
The shittiest, sketchiest club in town, that people don't want to go to anymore because that's where people get shot, beat up, kidnapped etc, has decided to introduce a $250 cover charge.
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
If not for the EC and this gerrymandering - if votes were just counted in flat, square geoblocks of x-million - and popular vote wins, 100% secure paper ballots, it would be the biggest absolute blowout of all time. They only 'win' because of all these obstacles they've placed over decades.
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
I honestly can't read these things anymore. I often try but it's just a wall of grievance and nonsense. It hurts my brain after one or two sentences and I have to bail. I'm happy for you tho, or sorry that happened.
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social)
I see a lot of new followers today and I want to welcome them all. I promise to try my best to use profanity sparingly and appropriately. My apologies in advance for the hockey posts you may have no interest in.
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
JD with the spicy mayo
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
@latenightseth.bsky.social is my goto. Really sucks about SC though. He's my #2.
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
Takes a lot to be worse than Bell but there ya go.
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
This is a solid move that will raise the collective IQ of both countries.
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah. I was actually in a band with this guy for some time. Shared hotel rooms, many long drives with just him and I. Band broke up, couple of years later and he's posting nonsense videos of him and Pat. Just lost his mind completely.
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
Same. People I thought I knew very well. They just fully committed and went full chud. Started actually hanging out with Pat King and the gang. It still blows my mind.
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
Probably says MS13 under there.
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
That's not bad. Also, Gavin Nuisance was right there too. "Newscum" is super low effort and lame.
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social)
Drove 90 minutes for an appointment with a rheumatologist but apparently all medical records systems are down across Canada. So, I guess we'll drive home.
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Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social)
I've never really been an obituary guy but now I check them every damn morning.
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
When I was young I felt like a freak of nature because I was a right handed shot. I was one of the few guys. Now everybody shoots right and there's a shortage of lefties. What's up with that?
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social)
Astounding basil bushes this year. I've got a few of these. So much pesto.
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn Canadians putting cooties in their wildfire smoke. Prolly fentanyl flakes too.
Kempie π¨π¦ (@kempie.bsky.social) reply parent
> Rudy Giuliani has joined the chat