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created July 19, 2023

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invest in china somehow

28/8/2025, 11:38:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i think this is my entire checklist - have empathy - actually say what you believe and stand ten toes down on it

26/8/2025, 11:43:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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would 100% vote for her

26/8/2025, 11:41:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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what are we doing? i’m in

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24/8/2025, 1:20:32 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i really like saucony

22/8/2025, 12:38:29 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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resign

18/8/2025, 12:43:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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he’s telling us he is taking election tips from a guy who murders his oppositions and regularly wins “elections” with like 97% of the vote like. just think about. he’s just saying it out loud on camera. and there’s somehow nothing we can do

16/8/2025, 1:54:18 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“student loan borrowers who are age 50 and older” jfc

13/8/2025, 7:17:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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for those of us that thought the Epstein stuff might really be a problem for him, nope you start sicking a gestapo with more funding than most countries militaries on the populace, whether the commander of that gestapo is a pedophile or not kinda loses focus

13/8/2025, 3:08:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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fwiw i was really channeling my 25 yo self for this post. i’m 45 now and don’t really speed much anymore. but i really did love driving fast

10/8/2025, 1:28:38 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i hate this. because i love speeding. i’m basically the same as the smokers who hated when smoking indoors got banned. i don’t have a rational argument and deep down i know i’m wrong but i still hate it

10/8/2025, 1:22:42 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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what does “watching fruits basket” mean

9/8/2025, 2:44:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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goddamn he’s dumb. cuomos really having a week here

9/8/2025, 2:21:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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doesn’t that just make him a complete idiot

7/8/2025, 12:02:42 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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he’s eating perogies in his underwear

6/8/2025, 11:55:49 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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and i’d normally classify something like this as cynical/evil, but… he just responded to an extremely obvious deepfake he might just be an idiot

6/8/2025, 11:25:53 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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israel is openly trying to eradicate every Palestinian from gaza…what would surrender even look like? what would aoc calling for that do? nothing. he’s asking her to virtue signal on behalf of genecide

6/8/2025, 11:24:46 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“show me you calling on hamas to surrender” is so stupid on so many levels it hurts my head

6/8/2025, 11:15:12 PM | 56 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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youtube.com/shorts/NeqAI...

6/8/2025, 9:58:16 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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this why your sperm count is low?

6/8/2025, 3:42:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol

6/8/2025, 3:09:08 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i’m not married so no

6/8/2025, 3:02:24 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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that’s too big of a schlong depiction

6/8/2025, 2:10:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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omg i just realized the bottom half of chad is depicting a huge schlong. i always thought it was depicting his ass and like his legs were facing the opposite direction of his torso somehow

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6/8/2025, 1:59:11 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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if i’m mad at my wife how can she be mad at me

6/8/2025, 1:31:53 AM | 57 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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fair point

6/8/2025, 1:28:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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and be serious you’d watch ow my balls

6/8/2025, 1:24:07 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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why not we’re in idiocracy’s “ow my balls” territory as a society

6/8/2025, 1:18:32 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the beating started with big balls getting kicked in the balls

6/8/2025, 1:17:55 AM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i was watching some psycho thriller in the 90s and near the end in the most intense part of the movie there’s a scene where someone shoots a gun and a carton of milk ends up getting shot and exploding and someone in the back of the audience shouted “Got milk?” and the whole audience laughed

2/8/2025, 11:51:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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isn’t he half elf? there’s a good chance he’s still alive today!

30/7/2025, 1:21:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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no you didn’t because you’re too slow

27/7/2025, 3:06:52 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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remember how he joked that he could act presidential if he wanted to? this is him doing that, to add a veneer of official-ness/respectability as the world slowly wakes up to the reality that this dude was a partner with epstein in sex crimes incorporated

27/7/2025, 2:44:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i don’t remember him adding “thank you for your attention to this matter” to every (or any) tweet in his first term

27/7/2025, 2:40:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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one counterpoint: he’s already given the billionaires their tax cut so they don’t need him anymore. i know it’s a weak counterpoint, but maybe???

26/7/2025, 12:36:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“jam wriggling” feels like a pedophilia double entendre

26/7/2025, 12:28:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i think he’s will but we might have to drop the “easily” part

26/7/2025, 12:25:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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nobody can focus and be productive that many hours a week for more than a few days at a time. this is just plain stupid

25/7/2025, 12:44:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it was a truly horrific read, i don’t blame you for blocking the details out

24/7/2025, 8:46:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i don’t think it depicted a 3-way. it depicted epstein raping her and then trump raping her at some point later (or vice versa, can’t remember who went first). whoever went 2nd was mad they didn’t go first and smacked her face during the rape about it

24/7/2025, 8:12:37 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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there were a number of youtubers a week ago reference a poll i think harry enton showed on cnn where his approval among gop voters had gone from 88% to 90% since the epstein scandal broke. but googling around about it now it appears that it is starting to hurt him, might have just been a delay

23/7/2025, 11:23:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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thought i saw trumps approval numbers went up among gop voters since the scandal broke. by what metric is the needle moving?

23/7/2025, 8:02:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yeah i keep thinking about this and it’s driving me nuts

23/7/2025, 7:59:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i would like to celebrate stephen miller’s life and human dignity

19/7/2025, 12:31:25 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“I never wrote a picture” is up there with “I could be one of the diers”

18/7/2025, 7:40:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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read this eating a canned tuna sandwich

18/7/2025, 5:35:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i’ll say this, if i was going to make up something to smear trump with i wouldn’t think of a birthday card and i couldn’t write something that creepy if i workshopped it for a year

18/7/2025, 1:47:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ENIGMAS NEVER AGE enigma doesn’t even really make sense, is this a direct reference to the girls’ ages?

18/7/2025, 1:38:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i…don’t know he’s lost a step and having health issues and clearly stressed out. he might not have enough juice to get through this. he’s attacking his supporters, which he’s never done before you’re probably right but… i’m not sure this time

18/7/2025, 1:34:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i have to say it doesn’t sound like current trump. a more spry brained trump from 20-30 years ago? that i can see

18/7/2025, 1:15:42 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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spoiler: he is

17/7/2025, 9:32:21 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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15/7/2025, 1:40:20 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it’s actually not bad. if they aren’t interested it’s pretty easy to dismiss and if they are they can open up the convo, or even just laugh

15/7/2025, 1:04:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@helldude.bsky.social another missed “bzzt wrongo!” memo

12/7/2025, 2:31:43 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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at this point he just needs to get out of the way. there were so many moments he could have stepped in and didn’t. we’re well past the point of whatever measured wisdom he has to offer and didn’t when it was needed. also he knifed bernie in 2020, so fuck off

12/7/2025, 5:11:27 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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gonna start answering the phone like a doctor has a stethoscope on my chest and has asked me to take deep breaths. i think she might be on to something

12/7/2025, 5:00:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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and uh…i’m not a bash programmer. almost nobody is. i’m better than probably 80% of devs at it but nobody writes commercial software in bash so nobody spends 40 hours a week in it. and it’s a weird archaic syntax with weird kinks that are hard to remember!

11/7/2025, 4:45:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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even if you could memorize all those things and spit them out perfectly on the first try, you also have to put together an efficient plan to get specifically what you want and how you’re going to use these commands you have perfectly memorized

11/7/2025, 4:43:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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almost nobody knows how to do all those things off the top of their head. lots of people have done all of those things but can’t rattle of perfect syntax for all of those things on the first try

11/7/2025, 4:40:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it knows how gradle.build and pom.xml files are formatted, and it knows how to use regex to parse that formatting correctly on the first try, and it knows how to modify a fond command to find exactly what build files i want to search, and it knows how to format the output

11/7/2025, 4:38:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i’m probably not gonna even bother writing that script myself. it would take longer than to just look at all the build files myself and copy/paste the versions i care about into excel or whatever. but if i can have ai generate a script to do that in 10 seconds, that’s fuckin great

11/7/2025, 4:35:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i know vibe coding is derogatory. i have random uses for little scripts that are a pain in the ass to write in bash because bash syntax is weird and not something i memorize. if i want to iterate all my services and read either a gradle or maven file to see what version of a library they’re on

11/7/2025, 4:33:21 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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nothing is worth destroying the planet or poisoning poor neighborhoods. i just see a lot of shitting on AI as useless from leftist (i’m a leftist!) and i don’t feel like it’s accurate, even if i agree with the moral thrust

11/7/2025, 12:53:17 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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programmer here. agree that the downsides WAY outway the upsides. but to be fair it really depends what you’re doing. want a fairly complicated bash script that would take hours to write? ai will do that correctly in seconds. also using it to fix a hard problem can be really helpful

11/7/2025, 12:51:29 AM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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this actually sounds like a wild game. trans chess: you can convert a pawn to a queen at any time but it costs you a turn

3/7/2025, 5:01:54 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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that is a pretty fucking big advantage. doesnit at least cost them a turn?

3/7/2025, 4:57:35 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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that’s a suspiciously weird and specific example

30/6/2025, 5:18:26 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i never heard about this. i thought it was all about the pic he took where he was pretending to put his hands over a sleeping woman’s breasts

28/6/2025, 10:17:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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we might be at war with iran had the dems won, who knows, but it wouldn’t be this stupid

23/6/2025, 1:19:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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goddamn this is so embarrassing

22/6/2025, 3:06:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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looks like an idiot good boy

21/6/2025, 2:57:54 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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there was a rumor that his middle name was harry, but if you’re owning dick large, who really cares

21/6/2025, 2:13:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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went to hs with a guy named dick large. he didn’t fuck around with rick or ricky or richard. and yeah it was funny but there really wasn’t much to say about it

21/6/2025, 1:10:58 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yikes

18/6/2025, 4:00:09 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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(kill!)

17/6/2025, 4:50:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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is humanity just permabroken or is there actually a way to fix this shit?

12/6/2025, 1:28:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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well we’re likely to literally see a broken emergency response system hit by a storm later this year

10/6/2025, 10:27:36 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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every word of this is horror

10/6/2025, 10:25:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol she’s also getting shit on by the right wingers for not being apologetic enough. there’s no point in apologizing to these people

10/6/2025, 8:00:27 PM | 16 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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ah ok. i still think a cute girl behaving somewhat childishly is a right wing magnet

9/6/2025, 9:35:05 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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she’s doing childish mannerisms and is kinda cute. ofc 80% of her insta followers are right wingers

9/6/2025, 9:24:13 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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didn’t trip just died of old age

5/6/2025, 8:06:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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epstein had intimate knowledge of how trump was pitting his staff against each other during trump’s first term

5/6/2025, 8:02:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the cheneys like me!

5/6/2025, 4:26:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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thought you died

3/6/2025, 12:54:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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seriously, is that jordan peterson? i can’t even tell

1/6/2025, 12:37:27 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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food tastes less good when you eat it in a way that throws away your dignity. it’s the opposite of sex

31/5/2025, 7:20:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“but there’s nobody out there” what!? i’ve seen this statement before but i never focused on the “nobody out there” part. wtf is he talking about?

31/5/2025, 6:52:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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he just wrote a bunch of words around confusing multiplication with addition

29/5/2025, 11:06:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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this assumes we browns fans don’t have unrealistic hope every year, but we do

29/5/2025, 1:07:51 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lmao this somehow reminds me of when sasha baren cohen asked bernie “what if we just bring everybody into the 1%?”

27/5/2025, 1:12:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lotta piss on my leg, no it is not raining

24/5/2025, 5:19:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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well i was like 15. 15 year olds have some weird ideas

24/5/2025, 1:25:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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fun fact: i thought i was clever/weird in hs and hung a picture on the wall with toothpaste. years later when i took the picture down it had completely dyed the wallpaper white

24/5/2025, 1:23:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/5/2025, 12:09:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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did you know: norm has his name because he’s a normie guy and cliff has his name because he’s on the edge, buttressed by his job as a postal worker

22/5/2025, 11:27:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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pretty sure this also basically hamstrings the fed’s ability to raise interest rates, one of their primary tools

21/5/2025, 8:09:58 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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obviously the answer is yes because it kept the role from aoc. literally die trying to prevent the left from gaining a modicum of power

21/5/2025, 8:02:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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- random circle of bsky pfps - nightmares about cookies - more titties and no racism i know i’m supposed to hang on to my innocence but wtf is this thread about

21/5/2025, 7:45:15 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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is the implication that people in the 1900s were mad because they couldn’t tell that the black and white people in the box weren’t actually tiny people in the box? because i think that would be the analogue to your point

21/5/2025, 1:42:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view