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Can Vance kill Trump with the same black magic he used on Pope Francis? We asked three MAHA moms at a Bob Evans in the north Cincinnati suburbs.
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Can Vance kill Trump with the same black magic he used on Pope Francis? We asked three MAHA moms at a Bob Evans in the north Cincinnati suburbs.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
Welp. We had our first"Cam Shitler" in the booth.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
Homeboy needs to stop getting his science from functional medicine podcasters.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social)
Not that I think finance bros are at all smart, but it does astonish me that any intelligent person would look at this country and be confident in the stock market.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe someone will get you a LiteBrite 😃
Jeet Heer (@jeetheer.bsky.social) reposted
Jack Kirby story from 1959 ("I Fought the Colossus," Strange Tales # 72) predicts AI would be developed by 2020 and that one major fear would be that it would start giving the wrong answers to questions and "wreck civilization." Gotta love the 1950s giant mainframes.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
Happy birthday! I hope you're doing something super fun.
Zach Dorfman (@zachsdorfman.bsky.social) reposted
The prolonged public torturing of a single man because the state cannot admit to its errors is not something that occurs in a free country
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
And ICE agents, authority hungry cops, national guard beware... you are more Lt. Calley than Captain America. The same system that encourages your abuses will not save you when justice comes. I hope you're looking over your shoulder for the rest of your sad lives.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
I call this the Calley effect- go ahead and "follow orders." You wanna go to Chicago or DC with ICE or your national guard unit? Fine... but you'll be looking over your shoulder for the rest of your life, because the system that is using you for its "dark" goals will not protect you from justice.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
Did you know that Ben Rice had only 99 at-bats in college? Of course you did.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
Holy shit. I think you're right.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
This explains Dem establishment better than anything else. Isn't this douchenozzle's job turning proposals into realities?
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
He needs to be primaried. The right person could absolutely beat him. The DNC knows this, and that's why they ousted David Hogg.
saltylibpdx.bsky.social (@saltylibpdx.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
This is getting really fucking old, really fucking fast.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
These are the geniuses who told us that Gaza was not important to young people 🤪
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope the cops know who William Calley is... because that guy is right: these pigs will all be in jail.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
A few naive assumptions made in this clip, but it 100% correct that the uncommitted movement was a brilliant fair warning. I don't think it's a stretch to say ignoring it was the Dems' downfall. If not directly, it was certainly emblematic of their broader disregard for their base.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
ICE agents, authoritarian cops, national guard, anyone else participating in these criminal actions, and especially those who represent victims of state violence need to Google Lt. William Calley. It is time to make some examples of these idiots.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
open.substack.com/pub/thenewsr...
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
Our media is broken, but Jeffries needs to be better. Imploring journalists to change when the interviewee can steer the dialogue ignores the direct route. I know, sadly, who has no trouble controlling the narrative, so I know it's not impossible.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
If the Democrats were really intent on picking up seats, they'd sideline appeasers and unify around a national strategy based on Economic Bill of Rights.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social)
Maybe homeboy should apply to be an ICE agent. He shouldn't be managing a baseball team, but he has demonstrated talent for pulling people early.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
When a country "marches," it's never toward anything good.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
No one ever makes them answer the question why. Fuckin animals.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
No one should ever describe Buttigieg as smart or politically savvy again.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes. He has to... because he is a rich white racist fuck. Tl
Mark Jacob (@markjacob.bsky.social) reposted
It's a page out of the dictator playbook to declare fake emergencies to enable power grabs. That's exactly what's happening now.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
He will never be president. You'd think his experience with his "complicated" thoughts on Medicare 4 All in 2020 would have taught him to recognize the folly in bullshit pandering and ignoring the base.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes. We do know how it turned out. How about we skip 1934-1945 and get straight to the Nuremberg part.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
These people need to be put in front of a Nuremberg style tribunal. Every one of them- and the ICE agents and judges who carry out their orders- should spend the rest of their lives looking over their shoulders for *actual* law enforcers on their trail.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
Agree.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
RFK Jr. is a stochastic terrorist who is part of an administration full of the same. Period.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
Primary their asses.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
I think he's chewing klonopin instead of pumpkin seeds.
Stace Gots (@stacegotsbaseball.com) reposted
Big Balls should always get his shit rocked, tbh.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a vibe, tho
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
Mr. Lander... thank you.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
I think part of the answer is a 50 state Dem unity platform that is well and uniformly articulated. That is asking a lot of Schumer, Jeffries, etc... the party that can't back Mamdani and has sacrificed young voters.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
I understand that. The question is: what must be done in order to do that. If I'm not mistaken, the Democrats were within a couple votes of getting that done in 2020. The direct question is, do the Dems risk it by starting the war or do they take the loss in TX and risk losing the house that way?
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
I heard Talerico say, "You don't fight fire with fire. You fight fire with water." Meaning, fire hose. I wonder what that is if not a gerrymandering war. Certainly, Dem leadership are not good communicators, so it's a disadvantage on many levels.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't with these fuckin guys
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social)
Jasson Dominguez is good at baseball 😃
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
This is similar to the trans moral panic- entirely a construction of the Right, marketed to liberals who now think Harris lost because *she* focused too much on trans rights.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
The route to that admission is an asymptote.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
Juan José Ramos Ramos, Andry Omar Blanco Bonilla and Wilmer José Vega Sandia committed NO crimes and were sent to CECOT. Convicted child sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell is being moved to a country club prison as her accomplice in the White House mulls a pardon. #MAGAJustice
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
He thinks baseball has special teams like football. Terrible at managing people.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
To elevate one's status among racists and prove that there are no limits to the chaos and cruelty that can be inflicted? To undermine the least little attempt to educate people? To prove that stupidity and power are not mutually exclusive?
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
Giving Aaron Boone interchangeable parts and the option for in-game "coaching" is like giving a monkey a gun.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
Apparently god forbade it.
Gabino Iglesias (@gabino.bsky.social) reposted
Monthly reminder: Many people have a book in them, but it takes a special kind of freak to leave the Land of Laziness, cross the Plains of Procrastination and Insecurity Mountain, find the Blade of No One Made You Do This, and use it to cut your chest open and yank that book out.
Prem Thakker ツ (@premthakker.bsky.social) reposted
Cory Booker (D-NJ) voted against Bernie’s resolution to block sales of assault rifles to Israel. This year, Israeli soldiers killed a 14-year-old from New Jersey.
fraochs.bsky.social (@fraochs.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
You need the gun control because “idiot” control is not possible or ethical.
rhaco_dactylus, phd (@rhacodactylus.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
gun control is idiot control
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
Um... who's gonna tell him?
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
First of all, if they were a company, they'd own the patents on 99.4% of all drugs approved 2010-19. So if they were publicly traded, Vought would own stock in it, and he'd be the landing page on Autopilot.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
He's no outlier. We must begin to admit that America- especially in our authority structures- is lousy with white nationalists.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm trying not to support such negativity, but I consider the idea that the Yanks do anything "spectacularly" a sign of optimism. 😃
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
If there is one issue that captures the failure of Democratic politics, it is Gaza. It should not be hard to point out that we are not going to be part of a genocide, especially when we just take a giant shit on students and free speech to do so.
Current Affairs (@currentaffairs.bsky.social) reposted
If your "dream" is the extermination of a population, you are a Nazi.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
He didn't dodge the question: he repeated Netanyahu's propaganda. God, imagine sitting next to him while he blathers on and not—well... I mean Powell was polite the other day—losing your shit.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
@tressiemcphd.bsky.social ial penned an op-ed so good I had to double check that I was still reading @nytimes.com. I suppose there'll be a Bret Stephens answer song or a Cuomo puff piece, but for today... read and take heed.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
Really, what we need to do is either engage in a dialogue focused on truth and reconciliation from elites as well as rank and file, or we should accept that a party that shits on its Mamdanis and Hoggs is a shit-slinging party instead of purveyors of broccoli.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
As a broad view of group psych, this is okay. It omits some very relevant info about how Dem leadership a)ignores their base, b)shits on upstarts, c)communicates poorly without a national unity strategy (that would involve fixing a&b). It feels like an attempt to inoculate Dems from criticism.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
I think it's third party time. Dem leadership has had 10 years to respond to its voters and it has made a clear choice: our billionaire donors and Israel's needs come first. As if that weren't enough, they seem to especially despise young people.
Brad Lander (@bradlander.bsky.social) reposted
The mass starvation & killing of Palestinians in Gaza at the hands of the Israeli gov’t is a chillul hashem, a desecration of God. Jewish leaders who criticized Zohran Mamdani for three words he doesn’t use should raise their voices loudly here as well. forward.com/opinion/7575...
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
I love that you referred Yankees baseball as their "product." In one of my classes last semester, we had Evan Pierce, VP of HR for the Celtics. He said, "Our product is NBA championships." The yanks (and Boone) could use a psychologist like Pierce in their C-suite to instill a little of that.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
Can you look at it without Hakeem Jeffries??? Or move AOC into his district?
Oliver Willis (@owillis.bsky.social) reposted
Your love of wordle and recipes at the NY Times is paying Bret Stephens’ salary.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
Right? Homeboy is, like, "it ain't genocide unless you're going as hard as fucking possible." Unreal that someone saw that and thought, "cool. Print it!"
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social)
Holy fucking shit. Homeboy's assessment is that this can't be genocide because Israel isn't going hard enough. And @nytimes.com fucking printed it! Yeah... stunning even by 2025 standards.
Keith Olbermann (@olbermann.bsky.social) reposted
Just a note: the Yankees haven't changed managers mid-season since 1990 #BuckyFDent
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
Hmmm. I wonder what gave him the idea?
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
All that Jesus talk... I guess he was coming 🤷🏻🤷🏻
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
He doesn't seem to know the meaning of either "blatant" or "antisemitic." There are still hints of socialism panic, but by September, this will be 100% of the attack on Mamdani, and it will be coming 100% from the Democratic Party.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you for this. I think one of the things we're seeing, in addition to ignorance, is learned helplessness. It's literally the suppressive effect of the so-called reasonable stewards of world order encouraging a holocaust in plain sight. For those still engaged, though, your work is essential.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
Watch the Jubilee thingy with Medhi Hasan for confirmation of that theory. No one should expect the tribe to disband.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
It is hard for me to think of a more awesome endorsement of Mamdani than the threat of Jeffries losing speakership! 😃😃😃
very tall bart (@tallbart.com) reposted
Jubilee should make a 1 vs 20 video where the creator of Jubilee has to defend its existence and if he loses he has to delete the channel
Dinner is 6 pm (@internethippo.bsky.social) reposted
These guys have been throwing random people into gulags without a second thought but they've suddenly rediscovered the concept of presumption of innocence
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
She is lying... either to us or to herself... but she's lying. She voted her rotten conscience and pretended there was some virtuous component so she could feel better about her public image.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
MAHA ::cringe:: is only winning if the goal is to have an overweight population of diabetics with bad teeth.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social)
First and foremost, EE Schattschneider would say Dems must establish ideological distinction from GOP. I don't know how this could be easier- look at Project 2025 and counter it. At a certain point, one must wonder if Dems actually care about winning.
Emily Farris (@emayfarris.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Just kidding, I'm not doing a long thread on Schattschneider. Schattschneider tells us that controlling or changing the scope of the conflict is important political strategy. Democrats would do well to read some Schattschneider and learn how to get the audience to pay attention to the conflict.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
She's lying. Fuck this shit. She knew what she was signing up for. She owns it.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
Big tents are fine. The Dems' problem is not diversity of membership. It's lack of a coherent message that is ideologically distinct from GOP. Being more open to Liz Cheney than Mamdani is exactly how Dems lose to a morally bankrupt opponent with awful policies.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
It is hard to think of three things that more aptly describe where we, as a society and culture, are in 2025. 😔
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted
just think -- if the Wall Street Journal published Trump's letter and Johnson saw it, he'd have to report it to his son as porn intake
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
Political malpractice
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
We've evolved from "alternative facts" to "unilateral reality."
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
Unilaterally speaking, I am a better rapper than Kendrick. I'm gonna stick with that.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
Actually, I'd def contribute to that kickstarter 🤓
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
Mamdani will be mayor, and New Yorkers are happy about that. Deal with it, AIPAC.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
What's outrageous is that any of this- including what I'm certain will end up as MAGA falling in lockstep on Epstein files- surprises anyone.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
Hogg said primary the status quo. That's what Mamdani did, and let's face it- he crushed Cuomo. Seems to me that Hogg was smarter than the people who fired him.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
Jeffries is emblematic of two of Dem voters' main problems, especially young voters who did not vote: he is perceived as weak (for good reason) and he refuses to recognize the truth about Gaza. People want change. He wants status quo.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
Hakeem Jeffries is how you get Donald Trump as President. Someone primary him, please.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
Illusory truth effect, pedal to the metal
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
Collective punishment. I'm shocked, I tell you... shocked.
Kevin Salem (@kevinsalem.bsky.social) reply parent
As a Harvard student, I assure you there is no lack of conservative representation.