the 80s and 90s were such an amazing era for little kids watching movies that they absolutely should not have been watching
All of the important things are simple. All of the simple things are hard.
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the 80s and 90s were such an amazing era for little kids watching movies that they absolutely should not have been watching
/5 [A FACE APPEARS ON SCREEN] SALLY: How can you look at this face and not feel pity? Is your heart made of stone?
/4 SALLY: For just pennies a day, you can give these pundits hope. You can show them someone is on their side. You can give them a place where they will be cherished. A place where they will not be questioned from the wrong side. A place called home. [BLUE TWITTER CHECKMARK APPEARS IN BACKGROUND]
Troops hanging out in the DC metro today, displaying assault rifles, doing absolutely nothing
When Nate Silver continues his obsessions with the website
August 31st vs September 1st
[CUE MUSIC: “IN THE ARMS OF AN ANGEL” PLAYING SOFTLY] [FADE IN BACKGROUND SOUND: A solemn voice reads names] Nate Silver. Matthew Yglesias. Megan McArdle. Mark Cuban. [FADE IN: SALLY STRUTHERS sits on a stool in a pool of light on a minimalist set. She looks SAD.] /1
Crazy how we all know how Benedict Cumberbatch pronounces “queef” even though we’ve never heard him say it before
August 31st vs September 1st
Happy Labor Day, comrades 🫡
lol the Atlantic rules
the thing cremieux is saying is literally a scott alexander bit from 2017 that he wrote three posts about. the thesis is the genetic superiority of the ashkenazim, supported by a bunch of societal data that also admits of many other explanations and one crank science paper in 2006
It rules that politics now is just a collection of decaying sundowned freaks being marionette’d by their Gen-X staffers
how do i explain to my kids two women being married?? how explain sun go away at night but come back next day? how explain magic rectangle show people talk??? HOW
Remake Avatar as a 40K film. If it's dirty money, I'd run it through MLW and then do the same thing.
All of Giuliani’s life events that I know about hit like season ending cliffhangers where you’re like ‘How’s he gonna get outta this one?’ People forget that Four Seasons Landscaping debacle was All Him, which is understandable because he also committed actual sexual harassment in a Borat movie.
The National Guardners
You guys see where this is going? Right?
www.rawstory.com/trump-putin-...
Hire a Black woman. We tend to be very good at what we do because we simply are not allowed to be bad at it.
“publicly funded police forces enforcing rules made by an elected legislature are a progressive reform” sounds insane but is just basically true
yeah that's true
He's making it like a standing in the school house door thing Fleischmann says ‘never’ to town hall edition.timesfreepress.com/article/2817...
This would have been so good
Peter Navarro warning India about the dangers of Brahmin elites is my MKULTRA activation code.
I was already pretty done with the news media but seeing clips yesterday from the Sunday shows where an anchor is like “but what if living in a Police State does reduce car jackings? Why would you be against that?” probably was the end
Without saying the name, what is your favourite videogame?
senior fellow at the Manhattan Institute, former chief economist to Senator Rob Portman (R-OH) & director of budget and spending policy for Marco Rubio’s 2016 presidential campaign👇🏽
Where is the mainsteam media? Anyone out there? Can you hear me???
Carlos Alcaraz is bullshit (complimentary)
I would be mad! Admiration, certainly, but **** that ******* guy.
The White House announces that this Labor Day President Trump will lay down his burden and embrace the rest eternal.
Within 20 seconds of logging in here I have seen someone saying that no kinds of curry can be considered British food and a different person saying that southern BBQ is the only food that is actually American and this site is cooking man we’re going to cause a new war of 1812 with this stuff
the fatal flaw with the Bluesky is dying proposition is that it ignores the broader truth that I am also dying, as are you, and everybody you know. By dying Bluesky lets us know that it’s one of us, that it shares in our beauty and our pain. Grow or die? No, there is no “or.” Bluesky understands
Ding dong deadly. Normal country stuff
If you see this post a chef
they’re transparently gleeful about the performative occupation of American cities
I look forward to Nuremburg 2.0
DESCRIPTION: self-described alpha male, wearing body armor, assault rifle, and wraparound sunglasses because he’s “afraid of nothing.”
A rare first edition of Margaret Mitchell’s “Gone with the Wind” used to conceal a .32-caliber pistol. September 24, 1941, Phoenix.
Urban walls, sidewalks, and even utility meters are the unlikely canvases behind this clever collection of genius street art. From an illusion of a zebra being striped to a sidewalk creature with a real rock for a head, these eight works turn... 👇
RFK Jr., driving away with Rudy Guliani tied to the roof of his car
This will all end badly www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2025/09/trag...
I originally intended this to be a preliminary sketch for a larger piece. But after living with it for a few days I actually like it as is - scrappiness and everything #watercolor #watercolorsketch #watercolorpainting #watercolorcityscape #cityscape
Looking good, Billy Ray.
His blood is basically cholesterol jelly, i bet. I'm pretty sure that's the technical tetm 😃
keep all my homies’ info in a brolladex
Republicans: “Stop making everything about race.” Really? White people enslaved Black people for generations, stole Native land, lynched and segregated us, burned down Black communities that thrived, and treated Mexican land & labor like property to be taken. America already made it about race.
yeah, that's the sound of a man who can feel the icy hand of Death on his shoulder.
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If you have managed to ascribe 'legitimate concerns' to people who will march with nazis and think we have too many Indians nowadays, but offered no such extension to people seeking a little less genocide, congratulations you are officially a fucking disgrace
The fun thing about hanging up the phone is that it's not merely a remnant of the pre-cellphone era, it's a remnant of this:
"Cruelty is the point."
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that
I thought so. I lived in Mass for a bit, but it was down the coast,.
Tulsi Gabbard is *very obviously* a foreign intelligence asset and I hope we all live long enough to see her tried and convicted for it.
Game’s probably over, post good TikToks
the judge is now basically checking every couple of hours to make sure her directions are being followed to the letter because she is dealing with lying liars who lie astounding how much credibility the government has burned with the courts
Boston?
ALLEGEDLY, SERGEANT CAUGHT ON POLICE WORN BODYCAM TELLING ANOTHER COP HOW HE WAS RUNNING PEOPLE OVER WITH HIS PATROL CRUISER. CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS? Trump has made this acceptable.
happy labor day everyone. now more than ever we got to remember what it's about.
fer real
Most Americans haven't come to terms with just how badly China is going to be kicking our asses for the rest of the century.
At least one judge is taking deadline compliance seriously.
got bad news for you about what preceded modern law enforcement
It could happen to anyone, bruh 🤣
Ah fuck my lawyer got drunk & kidnapped a woman & then her husband went to save her but he hit my lawyer’s car from behind when my lawyer slammed on the brakes to pull in to a gas station to buy boner pills 🇺🇸🗽
Dig this guy's style. Chaz Langley, the man behind the camera, runs a great Instagram account if you like street style. Unfortunately had to clip the video bc Bluesky only allows 3mins (developers pls change this!) IG langleyseye and iamsuedeofficial
*new pick up line* hey baby how would you like to step into LEGENDARY status with MY PENIS?
I asked ChatGPT to sell my penis as me, infomercial style
I'm dying for the details to leak. If this was their cover story then what tf was the story they wanted to cover? The mind reels...
Rudy Giuliani has been released from hospital after doctors realized he just looks like that
"We're going to need a story about this accident. Say he was helping a woman. That should work. Also, is he wearing pants? Make sure he's wearing pants."
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My sentiments, exactly.
A medium-size warehouse, 24 pods so you could have company vs company, audio links...
OK, this is pretty damn cool. Amazon tells me this about The Video Game Writer's Guide to Surviving an Industry that Hates You: #1 New Release in Computer & Video Game Design I'm good with this. I'm real good with this.
Somebody owes the cover of my 1983 trapper keeper a royalty check.
I get some of my best worst ideas on the can, just sayin 😃
I guess that's necessary when Roodles is half-planted on six rum & cokes and a bagful of surgical anesthetic. I hope it was trainee day at the ER 😃
Ragusa, no less. A man so drenched in slime he leaves a goo-trail wherever he goes 😃
Gotta love the CYA-statement that raises more questions than it answers 🤣
These people are so bad at lying it's (almost) cute. Roodles jumped in to save a helpless woman (ha) and then, in a TOTALLY UNRELATED incident, someone rear-ends him? What are the odds? (The comments on this post are magical)
wow
Also, he does a pretty good White Chick 😃
Yes 😃 One of the advantages of obsessively studying human behavior in order to fit in is i tend to notice behavioral aberrations pretty well. Something has these people very, very agitated.
I wonder if it was a minor stroke that’s messed up his speech… It would fit. Also this continues to be the weirdest fucking timeline and I would like to get off, please. How is this our life?
JD ain't gonna wow the rubes, i think we can agree? Thiel and Miller don't strike me as the play-nice-together types, one of them will have to be honcho.
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