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Chalk james

@killingicons.bsky.social

39/M he/him Outdoorsy pictures Stupid comments Music and complaints

created November 29, 2024

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Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

Uh huh, we gots 48 of um

6/9/2025, 10:53:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey, a nice face is a nice face even when unserious lol

6/9/2025, 10:12:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

Thay look good on you

6/9/2025, 9:24:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

😍

6/9/2025, 9:19:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

I like this one, sounds good.

6/9/2025, 8:41:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

Fucking Craig...

6/9/2025, 8:32:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

You're not little, you're fun size!

6/9/2025, 8:12:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

Good afternoon Kait! Have a lovely day

6/9/2025, 8:01:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

I prefer to cook it first and let it dry in the lock, perfect match every time

6/9/2025, 7:24:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

There should be a fistfight court.

6/9/2025, 7:15:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

Fairly sure this is a quote from "the office", Pam says it when she finds out Karen (i think) doesnt like her.

6/9/2025, 6:00:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

Very professional looking 😁

6/9/2025, 5:47:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

I was (am) super cringe, and expect no less from my kids. The kind of freedom kids have doesn't last long. Let them exercise it to its fullest extent.

6/9/2025, 3:39:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

Its a little small...

6/9/2025, 3:22:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

Ok, it looked silver in the pic, be safe man!

6/9/2025, 2:57:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

Is that aluminum wiring?

6/9/2025, 2:53:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh! Oh! Will he also be wearing a long jacket?

6/9/2025, 2:51:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

I just read a book that had an old man who liked to wear skirts so people wouldn't talk to him, lol

6/9/2025, 2:51:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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6/9/2025, 2:36:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

Shit... its been 26 minutes.. ypu will be missed

6/9/2025, 2:32:13 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

Good morning Erica! Have a great weekend!

6/9/2025, 2:31:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

Mornin nightylamp

6/9/2025, 2:28:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

Idk what TF that link is... sorry, i can't write

6/9/2025, 1:18:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

Sometimes you dont need them to make you ok, sometimes you just need to get it out. You choose to pour it out on people you care about because they are safe.

6/9/2025, 1:18:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

Good morning, and a happy Saturday to you, Jenny!

6/9/2025, 12:57:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

Same

6/9/2025, 1:27:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

Y

6/9/2025, 1:10:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes

6/9/2025, 12:57:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

2 men wearing 90s style suits and sunglasses with their hands on the air, there are creistmas presents covering their groin areas... they dont need hands to hold the boxes
6/9/2025, 12:56:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought @jcsalterego.bsky.social was the only one running bsky.

6/9/2025, 12:27:08 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

Happy birthday!

6/9/2025, 12:09:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

Huh, hadn't really thought about it that way. Thank you.

5/9/2025, 11:41:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

Celebrate?

5/9/2025, 11:39:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

I think im ok, just taking it all day by day

5/9/2025, 11:37:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you. That really means a lot

5/9/2025, 11:36:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

Monday would have been our 18 anniversary. Therapy helped me figure out that life is better starting over with nothing than staying in a toxic situation.

5/9/2025, 11:29:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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5/9/2025, 11:21:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

I love that it's an extension ladder not extended, lol...

5/9/2025, 10:58:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

Its weird, we hadn't even met in person yet... idk

5/9/2025, 10:49:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social)

Been talking to a woman for a week... then she comes out and says she doesn't think it would work (which is fine whatever) because 1, I don't have any tattoos, and 2, im too nice... what does that even mean?

5/9/2025, 10:38:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

Woo hoo! Awesome progress

5/9/2025, 10:14:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

And its still intolerable.

5/9/2025, 5:13:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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5/9/2025, 5:08:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social)

The time I have now and the ways I can use it have become so limited.

5/9/2025, 2:58:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

Glad im the only James here...

5/9/2025, 2:07:37 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social)

Dan, its been 16 years and I still want to punch you in the face.

5/9/2025, 12:48:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

Good morning Bugzie, happy friday!

5/9/2025, 10:17:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social)

"The world is, day by day, becoming a more convenient and unromantic place."

5/9/2025, 10:15:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Simplicity🥀 (@gentlewords1202.bsky.social) reposted

sometimes I come here looking for you sometimes I come here to write for me

5/9/2025, 12:16:51 AM | 12 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

Im going with scooby and shaggy, they always find the food.

5/9/2025, 1:05:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

You are an inspiration

5/9/2025, 1:03:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

With raving reviews like this, imma follow

4/9/2025, 9:16:28 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture In Otter News (@in-otter-news.bsky.social) reposted

It's a tenuous link, but still….

image
4/9/2025, 9:11:19 PM | 679 76 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

Awww, thats adorable

4/9/2025, 8:26:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey disc horse, if I like one of them do I only hate half of them?

4/9/2025, 5:59:39 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

How long ago was this?

4/9/2025, 4:57:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

Fucking wasted this one didn't you?

4/9/2025, 4:53:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

Dude... thats fucked up...

4/9/2025, 4:49:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

Good morning Eri

4/9/2025, 3:16:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey, cant park there mate...

4/9/2025, 3:06:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

It happened.

4/9/2025, 2:52:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd fund buses and lunches for my school district for as long as possible

4/9/2025, 1:26:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

Happy birthday!

4/9/2025, 1:10:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

Good morning Bugzie! Have a wonderful day!

4/9/2025, 12:07:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait, not everyone wants a deep fried stick of butter?

4/9/2025, 11:44:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twonks (@twonks.bsky.social) reposted

Radiohead

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4/9/2025, 10:54:22 AM | 487 70 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hannah Posts (@hannahposts.bsky.social) reposted

Every fourth woman used to be tiny. Not anymore, thanks to woke

A Montgomery Ward advertisement from 1965 featuring 3 normal sized women and a 4th who is 1/3 of their size
4/9/2025, 1:33:24 AM | 2332 361 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

Need a good post to put up a fence to keep all the haters out.

4/9/2025, 11:38:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

I didn't study for this kind of test...

4/9/2025, 11:38:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social)

A girl that can use the terms "pithy" and "schadenfreude" and then "shitgun".

4/9/2025, 11:25:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/9/2025, 11:09:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ophelia, again (@opheliarevived.bsky.social) reposted

If you don't sing the guitar solos in Sublime's What I Got, I don't trust you

3/9/2025, 8:03:28 PM | 51 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Leen McBeans (@leenmcbeans.bsky.social) reposted

I don’t know what is wrong with you but I like it. Keep up the weird work, my dude

4/9/2025, 9:20:12 AM | 162 50 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

Awesome, ill get my order in while we still have a postal service lol

4/9/2025, 10:47:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

Are you still shipping to the US?

4/9/2025, 10:19:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social)

I have a love hate relationship with autocorrect, love it when it covers my ash hate it when it covets my ass.

4/9/2025, 9:38:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheSocioPhi (@thesociophi.bsky.social) reposted

There is a hole in my heart shaped like your soul, where you crashed in and left all your pieces behind. And now I am lost, as I fail to see: Which parts are you— and which parts are me?

29/8/2025, 9:31:13 PM | 52 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

Fun fact

A book with the words
4/9/2025, 12:10:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you!

3/9/2025, 11:34:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

I wouldnt mind that, but we just met a few days ago, still getting to know each other.

3/9/2025, 11:17:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social)

Its a beautiful day, I wanna drive around d with the windows down and the radio up, but im texting with someone who seems a little more important...

3/9/2025, 11:05:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rodeo Punk Parade (@rodeopunkparade.bsky.social) reposted

Took my birds to the vet, found out they're sick af

Birds on tiny skateboards, skating around a bathroom sink
3/9/2025, 10:31:07 PM | 29 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

Theres dozens of us!

3/9/2025, 10:35:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

Im at work, so i have to wear shoes.

3/9/2025, 9:30:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

YES

3/9/2025, 8:29:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

Verily thou sayeth!? Merrily sayeth I!

3/9/2025, 7:54:43 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

Good afternoon Renee! Hope you are doing well.

3/9/2025, 7:42:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry for your loss.

3/9/2025, 7:40:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

Went ahead and added the couple I wasn't already following... im trusting you not to steer me wrong here shimmy...

3/9/2025, 7:39:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

Waiting for me new glasses... sorry. TYPE BIGGER

3/9/2025, 7:31:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

FTC right?

3/9/2025, 7:29:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

I have a buddy who worked at CVG specifically for the PSLF. As soon as he got notice that his loans were forgiven, he quit.

3/9/2025, 7:09:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social)

Me- hey sweetheart did you have a good day? Daughter- no, I hate the people here, I want to move. Me- sorry to tell you this kiddo, you are gonna hate people no matter where you go Daughter- your probably right Me- you're...😁 Daughter- YOU'RE not helping your case...

3/9/2025, 6:51:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social)

A text conversation between Spiderman and the punisher- Spiderman is asking the punisher if he should put flowers on punisher grave, the punisher explains that he is not actually dead
3/9/2025, 6:22:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

Yogi bear could fix this.

3/9/2025, 5:55:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Introvert Problems (@introvertproblems.bsky.social) reposted

Never underestimate my desire at any given moment to go home.

3/9/2025, 4:51:57 PM | 431 62 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chalk james (@killingicons.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey, I haven't crossed paths with you on a while, just stopping by to say hi and I hope you're doing ok. Have a good day!

3/9/2025, 4:55:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/9/2025, 4:51:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/9/2025, 4:24:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frovo (@frovo.bsky.social) reposted

DATE: i'm really into yoga ME: (trying to impress) i like the kind with the fruit at the bottom

2/9/2025, 11:23:40 PM | 148 24 | View on Bluesky | view