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🫧 Parilani Pie (no longer Neep) @parilani.sparkle.blue

running on a campaign of no more biblical names for men theres too many of u with the same name its time to think of new names

sep 5, 2025, 2:02 pm • 39 7

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Blue Skies at Night @blueskiesatnight.bsky.social

As a John, there are too many John’s, even within the Bible!

sep 5, 2025, 2:26 pm • 2 0 • view
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Chalk james @killingicons.bsky.social

Glad im the only James here...

sep 5, 2025, 2:07 pm • 3 0 • view
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James Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social

Hello

sep 5, 2025, 4:54 pm • 1 0 • view
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Chalk james @killingicons.bsky.social

sep 5, 2025, 5:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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James Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social

bsky.app/profile/aggr...

sep 5, 2025, 5:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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🫧 Parilani Pie (no longer Neep) @parilani.sparkle.blue

*smiles but while glaring*

sep 5, 2025, 2:19 pm • 5 0 • view
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John of the North @shutupmac.bsky.social

me (John): oh no

sep 5, 2025, 2:46 pm • 2 0 • view
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🫧 Parilani Pie (no longer Neep) @parilani.sparkle.blue

*narrows eyes*

sep 5, 2025, 4:51 pm • 1 0 • view
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🐝 @jbee150.bsky.social

Me (John): oh no

sep 6, 2025, 4:14 am • 2 0 • view
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🫧 Parilani Pie (no longer Neep) @parilani.sparkle.blue

*narrows eyes*

sep 6, 2025, 4:19 am • 1 0 • view
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P̈ü̈mpkin Spiced Ëm̈̈ 🏳️‍⚧️🐍 @emmeline.bsky.social

they just gotta branch out into the weird biblical names ehud naman zerubbabel

sep 5, 2025, 2:09 pm • 3 0 • view
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Irate Overlord f/k/a Robed Pierre @jackparsonslives.bsky.social

What if it’s not biblical but religiously derived… asking for a one, “Charles Wesley”

sep 5, 2025, 8:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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🫧 Parilani Pie (no longer Neep) @parilani.sparkle.blue

no more religious names *bangs gavel*

sep 5, 2025, 8:57 pm • 1 0 • view
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Irate Overlord f/k/a Robed Pierre @jackparsonslives.bsky.social

I find myself, once again, in contempt of court 😭

sep 5, 2025, 9:00 pm • 1 0 • view
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Misty Moon @misty013.bsky.social

Ps. My kids are Adonis and Achilles. For reference.

sep 5, 2025, 3:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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🫧 Parilani Pie (no longer Neep) @parilani.sparkle.blue

incredible

sep 5, 2025, 4:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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Matt HalloweenName @badthoughthaver.bsky.social

Gimme a new name, I can take it.

sep 5, 2025, 7:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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🫧 Parilani Pie (no longer Neep) @parilani.sparkle.blue

GAVIN

sep 5, 2025, 8:48 pm • 1 0 • view
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Matt HalloweenName @badthoughthaver.bsky.social

Like NEWSOM?? WTF?!

sep 5, 2025, 8:49 pm • 2 0 • view
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🫧 Parilani Pie (no longer Neep) @parilani.sparkle.blue

BRING GLORY BACK TO 'GAVIN' GAVIN

sep 5, 2025, 8:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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Matt HalloweenName @badthoughthaver.bsky.social

Ok I've taken 11 hours to calm down. Gavin is irredeemable, and I would ONLY MAKE THINGS WORSE

sep 6, 2025, 8:31 am • 1 0 • view
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🫧 Parilani Pie (no longer Neep) @parilani.sparkle.blue

UGH GAVIN

sep 6, 2025, 8:31 am • 1 0 • view
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Matt HalloweenName @badthoughthaver.bsky.social

THIS IS ABUSE

sep 6, 2025, 8:33 am • 1 0 • view
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Cosmic Crow @ethereal-astronaut.bsky.social

Fraklin, Kith, Sason, Martour, Stevith, Gronkly, Chrisps, Trevlin, Mikena, FunGus, Trampoliam, Feom, Frowny (the 8th dwarf), Neilathon, Rebarkah, Trashor, Recipitoir, Tarnipitous, and of course... Shockwave I think all of these are good names for guys to pick up.

sep 5, 2025, 2:18 pm • 2 0 • view
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🫧 Parilani Pie (no longer Neep) @parilani.sparkle.blue

FunGus hahaha

sep 5, 2025, 2:20 pm • 1 0 • view
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Cosmic Crow @ethereal-astronaut.bsky.social

😂😂😂😂

sep 5, 2025, 7:35 pm • 1 0 • view
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🐝 @jbee150.bsky.social

I like Tarnipitous! It sounds like a behaviour.

sep 6, 2025, 4:17 am • 2 0 • view
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Cosmic Crow @ethereal-astronaut.bsky.social

Doesn't it!?

sep 7, 2025, 7:05 pm • 1 0 • view
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ꜱ ᴛ ᴀ ʀ ʙ ʟ ᴏ ᴏ ᴅ @yurei.bsky.social

Jebibubba Jesusbubba Marybubba

sep 5, 2025, 2:14 pm • 1 0 • view
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Matt Clay 🇨🇦 @mattclay.bsky.social

Perhaps we can draw names from a different work of fiction? I vote for LOTR. I went to school with a Brandibuck and an Arwen.. their mom was a big fan, and a little nuts in a good way.

sep 6, 2025, 12:53 am • 1 0 • view
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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social

I think Zarathushtra would be a beautiful name for a boy

sep 5, 2025, 2:06 pm • 2 1 • view
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Fiach Mac Aodha @rockyroader.bsky.social

Nah - we need more Methuselahs and Melchisideks, and a few Inbedigos would be cool.

sep 5, 2025, 2:51 pm • 2 0 • view
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Spoon Weatherington @lipsfett.bsky.social

Sumannical Hubert III was my given name

sep 5, 2025, 2:23 pm • 1 0 • view
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🫧 Parilani Pie (no longer Neep) @parilani.sparkle.blue

and what is your taken name

sep 5, 2025, 4:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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Spoon Weatherington @lipsfett.bsky.social

Basket

sep 5, 2025, 4:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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🫧 Parilani Pie (no longer Neep) @parilani.sparkle.blue

well that's much easier to remember

sep 5, 2025, 7:02 pm • 0 0 • view