can’t believe the little gremlin’s off to school already!
Profane woman with a bad attitude. Some think I’m funny but you may not. I’m a survivor. Nickelback is fine bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabdguk6hkxk https://www.instagram.com/kimmer_cakes?igsh=YTQwZjQ0NmI0OA%3D%3D&utm_source=q
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can’t believe the little gremlin’s off to school already!
That puppy is adorable!!!
Lookit this puppy I got to play with a lil tonight, after she was completely tuckered out from learning how to dig holes in a sand pile #bestpuplife
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Thanks me too 🦋
The CEO of a Polish paving company, Piotr Szczerek, said in a statement Monday morning he thought the player had offered him the hat for his sons.
This Sunday of Mondays bewilders me.
“I know just as much as you” You have no idea how little I know
Glad alls well
I’m very well thanks
Are you ok Daniel?
freeze drying this extra love someone might need it someday
Unfortunately, time also ravages me, a sweet boy without malice!
Virginia Giuffre should have turned 42 this year, but her life was stolen by predators who preyed on her as a child and as a teen. She was brave, resilient and gave other survivors hope. We honor her spirit, her fight and demand justice for every victim of trafficking. social.demcast.com/s/WEVRrXIk
Me: I brake for turkeys ! Turkey: *tips hat*
Street smarts is where it’s at😁😁🤘🏻
It was a few years ago they were going through pictures 😂
the day your kids learn you’re a baddie
It’s so weird how we can post while we’re completely naked and no one even knows. Not me though, I’m wearing socks.
He won’t let the press anywhere near him. This is getting weirder and weirder.
Narcissists will always try to spin a lie and backtrack when they get called out
[pitching movie ideas] • it’s a horror movie but about eating at Burger King • a horror movie but a friend needs help to move • a horror movie but the neighbors invite you over for dinner • a horror movie but the world’s out of all stimulants • a horror movie but it’s found footage of news from 2025
A hug from Bobby Hill would fix me.
Some more apocalypse flavor text
Idk how to tell y'all this, but when Dasani first came out, I loved it and drank it all the time. I understand if you block me, and I'll never live this shame down, but I feel better getting it off my chest.
Must head out now to eat a lot of ice cream. Leaving you all with something pretty, Bluemink
statutory #caturday pic
Everyone has a story
I read that too. We’ll see
I was hoping he’d go on tv.
Elon likey
They are going to weekend at Bernie’s him I know it
I bet. So funny 🤌🏻😁
Made a pork loin tender tonight
I'm convinced social media is a toxic hellscape eroding the fabric of society. I will now refresh this toxic hellscape every 60 minutes to see if anyone has liked or reskeeted my dumb comment about it.
Never mind red pills or blue pills, everyone's been at the stuff Alice tried.
The fact that the never ending pasta bowl is back at Olive Garden means that it ended at some point.
Baby elephant way of sleeping...🥹
I don’t usually reach out like this, but please keep this very upset 6-year-old girl in your prayers. She’s in the surgery waiting room and her brother won’t stop copying her.
What’s your favourite self care treat? I’ve booked a massage for tomorrow to hopefully help.
dude for real i need to set an alert does bluesky have an alerty thingy
I've started calling men's underwear "panties" and it's been a real mood booster
refreshing tmz 🤞🏻
if he's dead, we got a long weekend to celebrate
I’ve had to tell people the same thing when I was getting divorced. “If something happens to me”is not something people say to be cute
sounds very scary. Conspiracies happen all the time it’s why there’s laws against it
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New suicide by cop feature just dropped on chatgpt. futurism.com/openai-scann...
Fuck.
Seasoned browned and roasted
lol the comments. Please go look up what her family did to her before you get up on this post saying her family is fine with it.
Me too Darren
Lmafo go back and read what I’ve already wrote here about this I’m not going to answer idiots
made a tender porkloin tonight. feels dirty typing it
Sleeping on my stomach so the hat man can eat my ass
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Ohhh me tooo
No one is trying to hurt me, that’s just dumb doom brain, and if someone does try to hurt me, the universe will take care of it
I think Kennedy should prove how healthy he is by wrestling a polar bear.
finally falling asleep when I get the hiccups, very cool, love that also as a reminder to myself: day three of no soda/caffeine ✅
There was something weird about that accident. Some people said there was no accident I think and that her husband beat her. Something like that
This batch is super moist
Please, people, don't ever be this guy. Don't let your kids grow up to be this guy. Don't be friends with this guy. #USOpen.
I agree. Her husband should be a suspect. I know about the accident. Didn’t she say someone was chasing them?
BREAKING: New bill introduced to stop politicians from stock trading would require lawmakers to sell their stocks in 180 days. Those who don't face fines.
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LOOK AT MY BEST FRIEND
guy who wants live music for a party he’s throwing on his property, shopping around trying to find the cheapest band, lying about how much x band said they’d charge to try convincing y band they should do it for less… what you fail to realize, my friend, is that I’M IN ALL THE BANDS
Huge news - appeals court rules that a majority of the President’s tariffs are illegal. The President is wreaking havoc on our economy, and he is breaking the law to do it. We must right this ship. We need sane trade policy again.
New Pen Brings Fleeting Moment Of Satisfaction To Local Man https://theonion.com/new-pen-brings-fleeting-moment-of-satisfaction-to-local-1819564821/
Friday night is pizza night
One time I started a club to trade stickers and talk about boys but you had to like caprisuns and be able to hula hoop to be a member.
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why is she like this (sound on)
Me and who?
donald trump spontaneously combusted into flames after rfk jr liberated his own mitochondria effectively becoming parasite bob more at 11
game, set, snatch
Two in the bush? That’s gonna cause inflation.
Show me your shoe collection -me fitting and checking if were compatible
Goodnight x
Owly Bit!
Okay, which one of you tagged the restroom in Seymour Tx?
Court: You are breaking the law! Donald: Oh yeah? What are you going to do about it? Court: Nothing. Just letting you know. Carry on and have a great holiday weekend!
I truly don’t understand the people who think teachers telling children how to run, hide, and fight during school shootings is normal but think a teacher acknowledging that someone has two moms or two dads is indoctrination.
RFK Jr looks like he’s been sampling the diseases at the CDC
what’s wrong babe? you’ve hardly touched the stouffer’s lasagna i burned for you
Ahhh Friday night. Sweet, sweet hermitude.
Pfft and you said cognitive dissonance like it was a BAD thing who’s jealous now
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Maybe Red state governors are sending their national guard to DC because they’d be safer there picking up trash than patrolling their own murder capitals.
People ask me how I stay sane when writing about this political moment is like marinating in sewage. Here is a non-exhaustive list Dogs Aa meetings Cake
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