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IMPORTANT PSA: If you find kittens all alone, keep tbis helpful flowchart in mind. And also: —neonatal kitten need to be on a heat source & kept warm at all times, they cannot regulate their body temperature and you can kill them by feeding a cold kitten. —NEVER feed a bottle baby kitten COW’S MILK!
Sometimes it’s like that.
*one not none
@catovitch.bsky.social I’m reading this book written by a Vice cop and back in the 70’s a John had about 9 minutes to get it done with a sex worker. I’m like how do guys perform under that kind of pressure? I’m none of those people that will get things done until you tell me I have 5 minutes. Haha
Haha
I still have my pair of purple acid washed Levi’s. Unfortunately they are narrow around the ankle which I don’t like. I prefer boot cut now.
I have not mastered trailers yet. I need to practice more.
Sometimes I wish my co-workers were as smart as me. Life would be so much easier. Don’t get me wrong, I’m no Einstein but I just wish they could think of solutions that don’t require a contract employee to fix and just find a solution yourself.
Visualizing your goals makes them easier to abandon.
Me too
I’m sure some of it is dependent on what type of content.
I hate to admit to never watching Weird Science until tonight. I just wanted to know what strange voodoo Steven Segal used to lure Kelly LeBrock into his marital bed.
Damn them
I was looking at dog leash training vids and I just wanted one that showed best practice for dog walking. I don’t need a 20 minute intro on other things before you actually get to the dog walking part.
I don’t watch a lot a YouTube videos but dayum people, can you get to the point! Now I know why I don’t watch them often. It’s madness!
Has science gone too far?
I bought this at used book store and yes, the dedication from Heather to Derek was a positive factor in my purchase.
My brother sent me this
焼肉の日
Are you sick again?
I need to read before I post. She is accusing us of throwing away her unused diapers. She says that we aren’t doing it on purpose. I told her that we wouldn’t do it on or off purpose. I told her she probably used them.
Well the whole naming generations is weird and imprecise to me.
I’m just glad we don’t have party lines anymore.
You’re gen X though. At least in my mind you are.
I say we go backward to the good old days of carrier pigeons. One draw back would be the poop, so much poop.
Anytime someone mentions video chat, I always think of good O’l Max.
What would we use instead of phones?
My mom is accusing me and my sister of throwing away her phone bused diapers. Dementia is so fun!
Pretty girl
寝袋にゃん
Hate it!
Slender man was another weird tale. The one girl was schizophrenic, but her friend wasn’t.
And a worm or two
Take a look at some of the nebulous gas clouds the James Webb Space Telescope has observed in its three years of science operations. #NASAWebb Credit: NASA/ESA/CSA/STScI. 🔭 🧪
Face down Ass up That’s the way I like my ducks
Haha
@catovitch.bsky.social Matt Berry just said “succulent Chinese meal” on WWDITS, you really need to watch that show.
Well they both are insufferable wankers so…easy to do.
Yeah, I ate all your ice cream…whatcha gonna do bout it biatch!
Here let me help….ahhh push it…ah push it! Push it real good.
There has always been someone dressing like this in the last thirty years.
ディック・ブルーナの日
The flesh of the tuna, it is a delight. And, and licking your balls, if you still have them. I myself don’t and it causes me such vexations.
When your holiday is over but you have a 20 hour flight home
Ask Diogenes anything, he’s hear to take your call.
Amen to that.
I spent thousands on him and it got me about five years until he got cancer. That was the best money I have ever spent on anything in my life.
money on their sick kitty.
When my boy kitten britches got sick with a neurological disease of some kind he got really sick and I had him at a 24/hour facility. I asked the vet what his chances of survival were and he looked at me and said nobody ever went this far. That made me sad that people didn’t or couldn’t spend the
Meow I’m going to have to watch that.
Because look at that cat play with sprinkler….his little paws. So cute.
Spicy pillow….imma steal that! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I don’t know anyone who likes this dude, so I think your right about him being a psyop.
You know who would make a good cuntator?
@catovitch.bsky.social “cunctator” Hehe, remove that extra c and you get cuntator. I don’t know why I find that funny. It’s gonna be my new word substitution for “Karen”. As opposed to dictator…get it dick and cunt! I swear, sometimes I think I’m possessed by a twelve year old boy.
She has such a Cheshire Cat look to her face here.
I went to Saint Roch Illumination. The city of Aarschot in medieval times was spared the Black Death so in gratitude they promised to illuminate the city (originally just city hall) with candles in St Roch's honour every year. I'm obsessed with the fire giant they had walking around.
Admit it…you are the golden shower king.
金魚づくし
Haha I love it!
FLASH! AAH AH!
YES!
@catovitch.bsky.social Boots rarely notices the tv but I think he’s a Brian Blessed fan. He’s just like his momma.
Beware….those are man eaters!
Do you still have your racing simulator setup?
Toe beans
Mine is Wilford Brimley and he keeps yelling diabeetus at me all night.
Yes, he’s very shy. Her is a better pic (kind of). He’s between the fence poles, below the tree trunk.
www.wsj.com/science/envi...
The accuracy -
“Lady I like my cigar but I take it outta my mouth once in a while”
NEWS: Could planets orbiting common, but very volatile, red dwarf stars maintain an atmosphere and support a habitable environment? #NASAWebb is exploring that question with the rocky, Earth-sized world TRAPPIST-1 d: bit.ly/3HuCkmd 🔭 🧪
No it’s not, they don’t need any encouragement.
Haha, God’s speed!
All these people saying they are doing my mom, they need to start picking up her diapers before they leave.
Oh, forgot he has kidney issues.
I didn’t know Laura was chonkier than James.
I agree.
Thoughts and prayers for your printer 🙏
Yes, to the country no less. And I still think there are too many people in my area. 🤣🤣🤣 I see why rich people buy islands, hell I would to if I could afford it. I just wouldn’t turn it into a pedo island, it would be a cat island.
House getting robbed, several high speed chases went down my street, found a drunk guy passed out on my front porch, my neighbors stopped parking cars on the street because they kept getting hit. It sounds bad but people were pretty nice though, never had gunfire.
It was 4 guys so I didn’t ask if it was just the one guy or a gang bang situation 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’ll say one thing for that neighborhood, it was exciting. Saw a lot of shit go down. I found two hundred cash in front of my driveway, a car drove up into my yard and almost hit the house, I came home to my
Only accepted a ride from a stranger once, it was night and I needed to get to work. He was in uniform so that strangely made me feel safer? With as much true crime as I consume now, that was potentially a huge mistake. But all turned out well. I don’t live in the city anymore thank goodness.
And asked how much. I gave them a weird look and told them politely (because I wasn’t about to get smart and FAFO) I’m just going home. There have been times that my car broke down and because I’m stubborn, I’ll just hoof it (that was before cell phones) and men asked if I needed a ride. I have
I lived in what people refer to as the poor side of town, my street was next to a major street, that was next to a highway. At the time the homeless pop wasn’t too bad and the street that prostitutes frequented was actually mile away. It was a car with 4 guys in it, they called out the window
Blue and green make….looks like a light teal color.
I will say being propositioned for sex when your just walking to Wendy’s is just straight up rude. But that’s kind of what you get when you live on the wrong side of the tracks. I wasn’t even dressed like a prostitute.
They would probably go well together.
Looks tasty.
One thing I will say, catcalling children! Off limits, no bueno.
It really is.