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Laura Allen

@kittenshmittens.bsky.social

woman, artist, forensic accountant, & mother of twins archiving events to prevent the whitewashing of history so that my children have the receipts of the time when we were trapped in Texas while our rights vanished. Substack & TikTok: @kittenshmittens

created December 8, 2024

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Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social) reply parent

Our president’s name is an intransitive verb.

1/9/2025, 12:07:32 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social)

Sometimes it really does matter which state you live in. Imagine having to drive 9 hours to get a vaccine, and having to pay cash because it isn’t covered by insurance. That’s our new reality in #Texas. #momsky

1/9/2025, 4:04:54 AM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mister (@2snarky.bsky.social) reposted

CEOs are trying to convince you that quiet quitting is worse than wage theft, while they plan on replacing you with a robot. Unions know better. Happy Labor Day Weekend.

31/8/2025, 5:45:33 AM | 8779 2335 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joyce White Vance (@joycewhitevance.bsky.social) reposted

We all know Trump’s strategy is to try and overwhelm people so they’ll unplug and he can complete his power grab. Here’s how to fight back. open.substack.com/pub/joycevan...

31/8/2025, 1:08:18 PM | 1202 380 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social)

New Mexico FTW 🙌🏻 #newmexicowins #texassucks #momsky

31/8/2025, 1:12:21 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social)

“This is a battle for the soul of the world, seen through the prism of the #Palestinian struggle.” #momsky #irish www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6GYBsC6/

30/8/2025, 9:41:26 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen (@abbyhiggs.bsky.social) reposted

RFK Jr looks like he’s been sampling the diseases at the CDC

29/8/2025, 11:04:20 PM | 16151 2742 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted

"Literally no one thinks prayer is a substitute for action." Then why is prayer, literally, *always* the substitute for action, you willfully obtuse asshole?

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28/8/2025, 9:50:09 PM | 16654 4097 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social)

It may very well be grand juries who save our democracy. It seems that this is one of the few remaining ways that the proletariat is independently empowered against our oppressive government. If they come for the authority of grand jury verdicts, that could be a sign that’s we’re 6ft under.

28/8/2025, 11:40:37 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social)

It’s extremely dangerous to expose children to a militarized police force carrying assault weapons. The National Guard are not community-oriented officers, they are not trained to in a wholistic approach to the daily, street-level protection and safety of civilians that de-escalates conflict.

28/8/2025, 11:32:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Pfaff (@johnpfaff.bsky.social) reposted

Assault rifles and riot shields? Uselessly clustered in a giant pack? They're not even making an effort to pretend this is about safety. It's naked intimidation. And yet NYTimes just a week ago referred to ... all this ... as using DC as a "laboratory for a militarized response to urban violence."

27/8/2025, 9:32:14 PM | 159 55 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NotNowCait is ranking Davis, Fateh, Jazz (@nowcait.bsky.social) reposted

I don’t understand how losing one single child wasn’t the final straw. Why are we constantly letting this happen to our children

27/8/2025, 3:54:42 PM | 280 45 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keith Olbermann (@olbermann.bsky.social) reposted

It's time to remove Robert F. Kennedy Jr from government before he kills us all

27/8/2025, 10:53:13 PM | 17421 3809 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture God (@thegodpodcast.com) reposted

Those who have the power to stop mass shootings can go to hell with their "thoughts and prayers." Do something about it, you evil bastards.

27/8/2025, 7:41:09 PM | 17594 4111 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake_Vig (@jakevig.bsky.social) reposted

DO NOT PUT CHILDREN ON TV TALKING ABOUT A SHOOTING THEY JUST LIVED THROUGH The media who do this are heartless bastards

27/8/2025, 9:04:51 PM | 18938 3150 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social) reply parent

Some screenshots of the response:

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28/8/2025, 1:36:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture God (@thegodpodcast.com) reposted

If Cracker Barrel sets them off, imagine how they’ll react when they hear I went woke in the New Testament — turning the other cheek, feeding the poor, all that radical stuff.

28/8/2025, 12:34:49 AM | 13909 2536 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social) reply parent

“Retraining deeply ingrained tactical instincts for a completely different context is difficult and would require extensive, ongoing psychological training… and training on how to be a integrated part of the school (city) community, not just an armed presence.”

28/8/2025, 1:32:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social) reply parent

“Soldiers are trained to neutralize threats. School security (or policing cities) requires a mindset of de-escalation, community engagement, and protection in an environment filled with vulnerable children (and others).“

28/8/2025, 1:29:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social) reply parent

If the national guard would not be a good fit for the role of protecting schools, with the school shooting epidemic still raging, then it’s also inappropriate for them to police cities. Quote: “Recalibrating the ‘Warrior’ Mindset to a ‘Guardian’ Mindset: This is the single greatest challenge.” 🧵

28/8/2025, 1:27:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social)

I asked DeepSeek how many schools there are in the US, and how many National Guard service members. Then I asked it if they could be the security guards for the schools since the ratio is 3:1, and the response warned against it — they aren’t trained to have a “guardian mindset.” True for cities too!

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28/8/2025, 1:22:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social) reply parent

Has there ever been a better time to get picked for jury duty in DC? I submit to you that there has not! Imagine the involuntary chuckles when they explained the facts and circumstances of the incident.

27/8/2025, 7:25:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1.bsky.social) reposted

Breaking: According to Minneapolis police, two children — ages 8 and 10 — have been killed in the church shooting. 14 children and three adults injured. Minneapolis mayor Frey: "Don't just say this is about thoughts and prayers right now. These kids were literally praying."

27/8/2025, 4:10:31 PM | 8252 2234 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social) reply parent

Same!

27/8/2025, 7:22:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prisonculture (@prisonculture.bsky.social) reposted

A lot of people are conflating anti-fascist with Democrat. But a lot of these Democrats are not anti-fascist.

27/8/2025, 12:31:42 PM | 957 192 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social)

My fear is that it’s a lost cause.

27/8/2025, 12:22:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social)

He actually said it.

26/8/2025, 11:30:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Katharina Kubrick (@kk53.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Truly some dystopian dictator shit.

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26/8/2025, 6:15:08 PM | 75 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social)

Texas being Texas.

26/8/2025, 11:24:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Karsh (@jkarsh.bsky.social) reposted

Am I the only one who thinks this sounds like textbook abuser language? Basically, ‘You say you don’t want it, but you do’ and, ‘If I didn’t hit you, I’d be forced to hurt you in a different way. And nobody wants that, right?’

25/8/2025, 6:29:45 PM | 1244 256 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social)

Male loneliness isn’t an epidemic. It’s a syndrome.

26/8/2025, 3:24:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social)

Me every time I see the GAP ad

25/8/2025, 12:46:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luca (@lucagalletti.bsky.social) reposted

Cats love cozy spaces

24/8/2025, 6:31:37 PM | 6735 1013 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prisonculture (@prisonculture.bsky.social) reposted

Everything is possible. That's what the fascists are demonstrating, maybe this will get through everyone else's head.

22/8/2025, 7:39:55 PM | 980 255 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social) reply parent

I’d bet anything that the deposition was scripted. No way this is real.

23/8/2025, 2:47:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social) reply parent

As a Texan, I’m so grateful for your firm and the work you are doing to push back against the authoritarian regime that disproportionately impacts the quality of our lives in red states.

23/8/2025, 2:46:43 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prisonculture (@prisonculture.bsky.social) reposted

The first thing everyone in this country who is anti-fascist can do now is to join something where people are already gathering to address any issue. Can't find anything you want to join, then make your own thing and invite people to join you. This is not a time for Lone Rangers.

22/8/2025, 7:34:53 PM | 1353 469 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social) reply parent

We could’ve had a bullet train.

23/8/2025, 4:46:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social) reply parent

Who’s winning, so far?

23/8/2025, 4:44:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social) reply parent

Three if by drone strike

23/8/2025, 4:35:06 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social)

Everything’s bigger in #Texas 🤦🏻‍♀️

23/8/2025, 4:34:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social) reply parent

I hate that I was forced to learn math instead of being taught something like this. 😒

23/8/2025, 4:33:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alt National Park Service (@altnps.bsky.social) reposted

Continuing from the last post, let’s be blunt. None of it makes sense. No one should be taking the word of someone convicted of sex trafficking minors. She’s lounging in a “vacation prison” after everything she did.

23/8/2025, 2:10:34 AM | 7335 1472 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social) reply parent

We have no assurance that this is authentic dialogue and it wasn’t scripted. We cannot trust anything Maxwell says.

23/8/2025, 4:30:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social)

John Bolton’s house today

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23/8/2025, 4:07:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social)

This man is not from that country, so this is when we use the term, “trafficking”.

23/8/2025, 12:00:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social) reply parent

Same. I can’t even imagine what they’re going through.

22/8/2025, 10:41:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social)

I mean, if my generation can survive James Dobson then maybe we can survive Trump, prob? One can only hope. 😔

22/8/2025, 3:02:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social)

If Russia stopped sending drones and missiles to attack #Ukraine, then there’d be a ceasefire. Amazing how that works. 😑

21/8/2025, 5:19:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture gaspingenemyofgod.bsky.social (@gaspingenemyofgod.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

😂💪 Forget Chuck Norris — when Gavin Newsom does push-ups, he’s not lifting himself up… he’s pressing America forward. 🌟🇺🇸 Leaders with grit and charisma? That’s how you build a future worth fighting for. Respect where it’s due. 🙌🔥 #LeadershipMatters #NewsomStrength #ForwardTogether

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21/8/2025, 1:22:30 AM | 13 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don has Struck out. Thanks McDonald's (@stopthegop2024.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Gavin Newsom beat Chuck Norris up and stole his jokes

20/8/2025, 2:27:19 PM | 15 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social)

Gavin Newsom has a mug of nails instead of coffee every morning.

21/8/2025, 5:15:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NOELREPORTS (@noelreports.com) reposted

“Putin is a predator, an ogre at our gates,” French President Macron warned. Calling Russia a long-term destabilizing force, he stressed Putin rarely honors commitments and seeks to redraw borders. “This is a threat to Europeans—we must not be naive,” Macron said.

20/8/2025, 7:40:40 AM | 5067 1619 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett (@crockett.house.gov) reposted

They’ve tried to erase us for centuries. Didn’t work then, won’t work now. Black history IS American history.

20/8/2025, 3:29:07 AM | 18533 5177 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Black Aziz Anansi (@blackazizanansi.blacksky.app) reposted

There is a special place in hell for Black people who work for ICE.

20/8/2025, 12:19:59 AM | 1491 213 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social) reply parent

Sports!

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20/8/2025, 1:05:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Roxane Gay (@roxanegay.bsky.social) reposted

I refuse to believe we are going to relitigate slavery. SLAVERY. It’s too much.

19/8/2025, 11:48:08 PM | 13693 2206 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Spirit of Lorenzo the Cat (@lorenzothecat.bsky.social) reposted

Kitty trolling. 😸😸😸😸

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20/8/2025, 10:34:13 AM | 11256 1897 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social)

Everyone knows you give a bully a centimeter, they take a kilometer. But sure, let’s keep pushing #Ukraine to give up land. 🙄

19/8/2025, 12:44:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denise Wheeler (@denisedwheeler.bsky.social) reposted

Ghislaine Maxwell has more rights than Texas Dem legislators.

18/8/2025, 11:55:14 PM | 2041 710 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Black Aziz Anansi (@blackazizanansi.blacksky.app) reposted

Living through dystopia is stupid.

18/8/2025, 10:44:53 PM | 533 67 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted

Over the weekend, the “sandwich thrower” posters went up all over DC. Instant icon of resistance. A remix of Banksy’s mural: not a Molotov, not a rock, but something just as disruptive, a hoagie hurled with defiance.

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19/8/2025, 5:52:29 AM | 16271 4379 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MaddowBlog (@maddowblog.msnbc.com) reposted

"I'm not going to be part of that process that gives [Trump] more reinforcement to harm my community and my people." Texas State Rep. Nicole Collier is being held in the State Capitol for refusing to comply with a Republican demand that she allow herself to be chaperoned by police.

19/8/2025, 2:09:24 AM | 1744 574 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sherrilyn Ifill (@sifill.bsky.social) reposted

Stand strong Rep. Collier.

19/8/2025, 2:09:33 AM | 3497 731 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social)

Whatever the Trump admin stops reporting on actually forecasts what they’ll be doing. I agree with this prediction. We need to pay attention to these subtle changes. #momsky www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6QydE1g/

18/8/2025, 1:12:47 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social) reply parent

If we can’t have universal healthcare, then let’s at least move towards some kind of solution that is affordable for most people. Let’s meet in the middle and at least make some progress!

18/8/2025, 3:58:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social)

Healthcare should be affordable enough to be paid for directly, like how oil changes are affordable for car owners. Their car insurance is for accidents, not routine maintenance. Home insurance is for a catastrophe, not for buying air filters. Catastrophic health insurance plans should be the norm.

18/8/2025, 3:55:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social)

I, too, deserve the Nobel Peace Prize for returning the shopping cart to the store. #MeToo

17/8/2025, 2:38:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jennifer Keith (@jkcreative8.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I would say 100% of American women have depression because we’re living in a fascist hellscape. Ushered in with the enthusiastic help of the Washington post. ☹️

16/8/2025, 3:23:11 PM | 124 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump prob:

16/8/2025, 3:07:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social)

INTJ here 🙋🏻‍♀️ and wow, Jared, you sum it up nicely. If my prediction isn’t already right, it’s about to be. I can’t stop perpetually recalibrating the pattern recognition algorithms in my brain. I’m constantly starving for new data inputs, news, etc. www.tiktok.com/t/ZT69Kvsa9/

16/8/2025, 3:23:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social)

Same. #momsky www.tiktok.com/t/ZT69qShpj/

15/8/2025, 7:41:01 PM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social)

As an unfortunately straight woman, I do feel the need to point out how hott Newsom is right now, simply because this is how men need to be showing up in moments like this. #momsky

15/8/2025, 2:23:22 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Doctor Waffles (@doctorwaffles.bsky.social) reposted

I love that sub guy from DC 🫡

15/8/2025, 12:43:35 AM | 265 22 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted

Yes. Yes, you are.

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15/8/2025, 12:20:44 PM | 24451 5676 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social) reply parent

Prosecution in court submitting evidence of the assault weapon as Exhibit A:

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15/8/2025, 11:26:51 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social)

What happened to, “Give me liberty or give me death”? 🗽 👀 #Columbus #prageru #trump

15/8/2025, 2:41:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Olga Nesterova (@onestpress.onestnetwork.com) reposted

Newsom: “Wake up, America. If he rigs this election, you won’t have a country anymore.”

14/8/2025, 10:01:10 PM | 14889 5188 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Amy, how could you blame me (@taterpie.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I cannot stress enough that no Republican man would survive two days as a woman in America. Their little rabbit hearts would explode.

14/8/2025, 5:13:18 PM | 427 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social) reply parent

Flower Mound, TX?! That’s hilarious.

14/8/2025, 9:50:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social)

🔥 @newyorker.com

14/8/2025, 3:35:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social)

This is very bad. Like, very very very bad. 🤯 In case you were on the fence about us being ruled by a dictator, here’s your proof. #fascist #trump #ice

14/8/2025, 1:19:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social) reply parent

Absolute queen 👑

14/8/2025, 1:13:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social) reply parent

The United States is so ghetto 😒

14/8/2025, 1:13:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social) reply parent

I love how he trolls him with tweets in all caps 🤣

14/8/2025, 1:11:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social)

Saffana breaks down the mainstream media game brilliantly. This precise messaging controls the masses. Learn their methods so that you can interpret the messaging for yourself and maintain independent thoughts and actions. That’s true freedom! #momsky www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6ut2Kbr/

13/8/2025, 12:55:46 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social)

Max sums it up perfectly. Transporting people to shelters is not a solution. There aren’t enough beds, among other obvious issues. This is a systemic issue that needs addressing at the highest levels. Taxing billionaires is a great place to start! #momsky www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6uGpB4g/

13/8/2025, 12:44:49 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ProPublica (@propublica.org) reposted

NEW: An investigation by ProPublica and @texastribune.org found more than 60 instances of nepotism, self-dealing and conflicts of interest among 27 private schools that likely would have violated state laws had the schools been public. By Lexi Churchill and @emsimani.bsky.social

13/8/2025, 11:30:44 AM | 9728 4425 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DOOM Scroller (@mista-duval.bsky.social) reposted

Folks still out here talking about midterms and 2028. I’m so confused because maybe we aren’t living in the same reality. These folks have absolutely no intention of relinquishing power in ‘28. Hell, they’re not relinquishing power next year.

12/8/2025, 2:32:59 PM | 618 149 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moira Donegan (@moiradonegan.bsky.social) reposted

As someone who has lived my whole adult life in cities deemed “dangerous”—NYC, NOLA, and SF—I think a lot about how dense cities require patience, calm, and tolerance in the midst of social difference, which are of course exactly the civic virtues that the right resents being told to cultivate.

12/8/2025, 7:06:36 PM | 8099 1627 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ms. Magazine (@msmagazine.com) reposted

“I’m an eighth-generation Texan, but my state doesn’t love me,” says Megan Bond, who twice faced a fatal fetal diagnosis—and twice had to leave Texas for care.

11/8/2025, 7:43:21 PM | 376 160 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social)

Mayors: #DC: Muriel Bowser #LA: Karen Bass #Oakland: Barbara Lee #Chicago: Brandon Johnson #Baltimore: Brandon Scott We also have a black Mayor in #Dallas: Eric Johnson. I wouldn’t put it past them to add us to their list of cities to takeover. #txlege #texas #momsky

12/8/2025, 4:03:37 PM | 6 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social)

For some context: Washington, DC is bigger than Paris, by about 72 sq. km. Imagine Macron claiming that Paris crime is out of control to justify erecting a wall around Élysée Palace, usurping Mayor Hidalgo, federalizing the Paris police municipale, deploying French Armed Forces and the DGSI.

12/8/2025, 12:59:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social) reply parent

Garden with cat, to boot! Also, fuck ICE.

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12/8/2025, 12:39:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t forget that parents will gladly give birth control to teens, even though their plates haven’t fused, because they live in a state where abortion isn’t legal.

12/8/2025, 1:38:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elizabeth Veldon (@thatelizabeth.bsky.social) reposted

Why are men.

11/8/2025, 10:43:00 AM | 172 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prisonculture (@prisonculture.bsky.social) reposted

I disagree with a lot of people I really respect at this moment. I don't see the situation in the U.S. as they do. I think that people are refusing to land the fascism plane because they don't want to start actually thinking through what that means.

11/8/2025, 11:24:37 PM | 1454 259 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social)

This 👇🏻

11/8/2025, 10:18:58 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social)

Sarah tells the story of how a voice in her head told her to not live within Washington, D.C. a year ago, because it might get taken over by the federal government if Trump won the election. And here we are. WOMEN PREDICTED THIS. TRUST THE INTUITION OF WOMEN! #momsky www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6mQxfCG/

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Profile picture Laura Allen (@kittenshmittens.bsky.social)

Something’s about to pop off in DC this week. 👀 The FBI isn’t law enforcement, so the list of reasons for why they could possibly need them is very short. The Nat Guard will fortify the capital city, which is what a bad Gov historically does before a major event. #watchthisspace 👀

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