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KJ Helbrough

@kjhelbrough.bsky.social

Proud member of Tofu Eating Wokerati. Animal lover. Cat slave. Public servant.

created November 17, 2024

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Profile picture PatriotTakes šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø (@patriottakes.bsky.social) reposted

Comedian Rita Brent previews Gloria Gaynor’s upcoming Kennedy Center performance

31/8/2025, 1:45:56 AM | 460 134 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh my god this is superb!!! Thanks for sharing.

31/8/2025, 8:31:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Beautiful. Such shiny halos…… which won’t last 😼

26/8/2025, 10:53:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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17 is a wonderful age. You should be proud of your (obviously excellent) care.

21/8/2025, 5:39:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And just as bad tempered as mythical Hera šŸ˜‰šŸ¤£

21/8/2025, 5:38:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hera says happy birthday šŸŽ‚ the gods must stick together šŸ˜‰

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21/8/2025, 5:17:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent

So disappointing!!

17/8/2025, 3:59:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Spent some of the best days of my childhood at Ruislip Lido during the 70’s. Swimming, picnics, train rides, ice cream! It was always such a treat to go there. Such happy memories 🄹

17/8/2025, 3:58:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social)

Why have I spent hundreds of pounds on cat beds and cat trees?

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14/8/2025, 11:58:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anne Boleyn spent her formative years there. Margaret was a fascinating woman and should be better known.

14/8/2025, 3:52:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wish Netflix had it all. It’s brilliant. So nice to see historical comedy, a rarity these days. I was a bit young for Up Pompeii šŸ˜‰

12/8/2025, 11:42:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I liked it yesterday. How dare you serve me this offal today. Will I like it tomorrow? Depends. Anticipate my whims human, or suffer the consequences.

12/8/2025, 11:21:58 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ve never had absinthe, but I’d love to try this! I so much want to be the sort of person who comes home from work and mixes a cocktail from my antique Art Deco drinks cabinet….. sighā€¦ā€¦šŸ¤©

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27/7/2025, 11:27:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent

And here is the main difference between cats and dogs….. dogs look sad and mournful, pulling the heartstrings to induce your pity. Cats on the other hand just look seriously angry; I slept with one eye open all the time Loki was in his post-surgery collar 😾😼😱🤣

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22/7/2025, 2:29:11 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I need to sleep! But I still have that infuriatingly catchy tune going round and round in my head - damn you 🤣🤣🤣🤣

18/7/2025, 11:34:15 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you for the tips. The video is incredible! You are very artistic and have fantastic imagination. Love what you’ve done. You have really inspired me šŸŒŗšŸ˜

16/7/2025, 8:11:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s amazing. Just five years!! I am house hunting and dream of a mature cottage style garden; I’ve been eliminating houses with gardens like the first image. But you have inspired me to think more creatively. Please can you list the best fast growers? Many thanks.

15/7/2025, 11:17:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent

This sounds yummy, going to try it. Thank you for the tip!

1/7/2025, 12:16:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social)

The two black cats (mum and daughter) normally loathe each other, and can barely tolerate even being in the same room……. The heat has clearly driven them both insane 🤣

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30/6/2025, 11:41:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent

Where are you sitting? šŸ˜‰ In my family, pets get the best seat and we make do with the floor šŸ˜†

28/6/2025, 4:39:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m such an idiot. Sincere apologies.

26/6/2025, 7:39:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent

After reading Enid Blyton’s Mallory Towers series as a child, I loved that world so much & was so desperate to be part of it, I begged & pleaded with Mum to send me to boarding school. She rather cleverly put me off by telling me all boarding schools forced you to eat cabbage with every meal 🤮🤣🤣

26/6/2025, 12:06:37 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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@weird-wiltshire.bsky.social Love your podcast!! Have just found it and am going through from the beginning. I am currently house hunting and have been so inspired by your podcast, I have expanded my search area to include Biggleswade šŸ˜‰ Although I may have to check with you before buying 🤣

25/6/2025, 11:57:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh my god! Thats amazing!!!

25/6/2025, 11:52:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have just booked tickets to Uncanny show at Ipswich next year. So excited!!!! šŸ˜

25/6/2025, 11:50:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’d never thought of it that way before. Quite the revelation. I think a reader often dreams or wishes themselves into that world, or that family, or that relationship, or that situation. Perhaps that’s the true mark of good writing.

25/6/2025, 11:45:50 PM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jonathan Slater (@jonathanslater.bsky.social) reposted

Owl core

24/6/2025, 10:55:50 AM | 15115 2078 | View on Bluesky | view

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She should be a household name. It infuriates me that so few people have even heard of her. Why aren’t there dozens of films and documentaries about this extraordinary woman?? Maddening.

21/6/2025, 6:09:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.theguardian.com/food/2023/oc...

16/6/2025, 11:02:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is one of my favourite courgette recipes. Even if you don’t make the curry, the fritters alone are divine. Perhaps one for you to consider. (There’s only so many sensible grilled courgettes one can eat in a lifetime šŸ˜‰)

16/6/2025, 11:01:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you.

12/6/2025, 2:38:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can no longer differentiate between satire and reality šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤£

6/6/2025, 10:45:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent

Mum lives 140 miles away in a 3 bed detached. We’re looking for affordable house with space for an annexe. But almost everything built since 80s is too small with postage stamp garden. Independent multi-generational living should be the future but feels impossible in SE; unless you’re a millionaire.

23/5/2025, 2:49:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How I wish there was another option than clicking on a heart. I don’t ’love’ this comment; I simply want to indicate my thanks to the poster for bringing this heinous behaviour to the world’s attention.

10/5/2025, 6:55:12 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have never seen this before 🤩 oh my god he is incredible!!! Might have to rewatch all the Spiderman films this weekend now šŸ˜

7/5/2025, 9:51:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Insane 🤣🤣🤣

1/5/2025, 11:20:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you for saying this.

28/4/2025, 3:05:27 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent

So true. UK reader here. In the early 80’s my (single) mum tried to buy a flat and was refused - even though her salary was more than sufficient, the bank wouldn’t let her have a mortgage without a male guarantor. Her father offered, but he earned less than she did, and therefore couldn’t qualify šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø

25/4/2025, 10:47:51 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Aren’t the women in Musk’s harem technically ā€˜single mothers’?

23/4/2025, 6:11:47 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent

Has anyone written a serious book expanding on the Sam Vimes ā€˜Boots’ Theory of Socio-economic Unfairness? Because I’d definitely read that 😁

11/4/2025, 9:36:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Didn’t we have this here in the late 1980s? Ben Elton hosted.

10/4/2025, 4:28:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent

Hate to tempt fate, but I’ve been with Nationwide for over 25 years and have never had an issue with them.

10/4/2025, 4:23:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social)

ā€œDigging? Moi? How very dare you! I would never do such a thing. Do not trust the evidence of your eyes. Fake news.ā€ #catsofbluesky

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9/4/2025, 11:52:43 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ā€œYou may drop the toast…. But never fear! I will catch it! I will nobly sacrifice myself to keep your floor clean. Because I’m the bestest dog everā€ 🐶 🄰

9/4/2025, 10:54:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s infuriating that this stuff gets announced as ā€˜new’ and ā€˜innovative’ when police were doing all of this in the 1990s-2000s, but then everything got smashed and destroyed by Tory austerity. Just for once, I wish everyone would admit it’s all gone to sh1t and so we’re re-inventing the wheel.

9/4/2025, 10:01:16 PM | 16 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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And this incredible artwork. Utterly sublime.

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1/4/2025, 4:58:05 PM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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It is an extraordinary place. I loved this, which - if I remember rightly - was made from an old bully beef tin.

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1/4/2025, 4:56:16 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Superb šŸ˜

1/4/2025, 11:07:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I worked with a guy who looked like he wore eyeliner, but he actually just had incredibly thick eyelashes. It was always so difficult not to stare when you chatted with him. Although, he also had the deepest blue eyes I’ve ever seen and was quite the dreamboat šŸ˜‰šŸ¤£ Which Vance most certainly is not!

12/3/2025, 11:30:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow, had no idea!! Almost as shocked as I was to learn Soft Cell’s ā€˜Tainted Love’ was a cover.

12/3/2025, 11:24:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Lincoln Project (@lincolnproject.us) reposted

Please don't let Donald see this.

6/3/2025, 4:09:22 PM | 2240 835 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Schwarz (@adamjschwarz.bsky.social) reposted

French Senator Claude Malhuret: "Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."

5/3/2025, 3:47:39 PM | 82629 26109 | View on Bluesky | view

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Brilliant as ever 🤩

5/3/2025, 9:23:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why won’t we tax wealth, particularly if other similar nations do so? I don’t understand. Surely the reason can’t be just that ā€˜rich people won’t like it’.

25/2/2025, 8:16:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Poetry 🤩

24/2/2025, 1:59:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod 😱 That was terrifying. The mere thought of an entity being able to push you down the stairs - and the poor hamsters! Although I did have to wonder if the cat was a diabolical genius, escape artist & serial killer…Wouldn’t put it past our feline overlords šŸ˜‰. #Uncannycommunity

21/2/2025, 10:49:47 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent

Loving it. Sad there are only 4 episodes.

17/2/2025, 11:16:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When my stepdad was in hospital, doctor examined the long scar on his chest & said, ā€œI see you’ve had surgery beforeā€. Ah, no. The battle scar actually came from bathing my very angry cat. Who, having made strenuous efforts to rub against wet gloss paint, was livid when we tried to wash it off.

16/2/2025, 1:41:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mweinstock.bsky.social (@mweinstock.bsky.social) reposted

Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.

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15/2/2025, 1:43:18 PM | 50998 16611 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent

Another superb episode. Poor Julian - my heart bled for him. I am curious about one thing though - why were there no incidents or sightings of shadow man between ages of 7 (when his Dad died) to his teenage years? Or did I miss something pertinent when I was hiding under the blanket 😱 #Uncanny

14/2/2025, 11:38:51 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The look on Evelyn’s face when he started talking about ergot 🤣 I love those two.

14/2/2025, 11:30:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent

Cambridge please šŸ™

14/2/2025, 2:08:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Superb 🤣

14/2/2025, 11:30:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now that’s what I call a Valentine’s Day treat 🤩

14/2/2025, 11:23:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent

I love it that Danny and the team show actual examples, rather than just explaining some scientific explanation and assuming you will believe it without question. It’s one of the things that elevates the Uncanny brand.

11/2/2025, 11:55:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent

I also love how professional Evelyn is. She may be a believer, but she still conveys a healthy dose of scepticism with her intelligent & informed responses. Some paranormal experts can appear frivolous or gullible, but she exemplifies rationality & is thus a perfect proponent for the subject.

10/2/2025, 11:27:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ciaran is excellent. So often, a sceptic can come across as patronising or even contemptuous. But Ciaran is so open-minded & his offerings are always thoughtful & measured. He never mocks anyone & seems genuinely interested - even willing to be proven wrong. He & Evelyn really are a dream team.

10/2/2025, 11:20:56 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent

Watched both episodes. Logged onto Rightmove, accessed my ā€˜Saved’ properties of possible interest and firmly deleted the Georgian house with basement. Having second thoughts, for some reason šŸ˜±šŸ‘»šŸ˜‰šŸ˜† #Uncanny

7/2/2025, 11:46:48 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have you tried these? I soak them for a couple of hours in veg stock then use them in things like stew. Really good, satisfying texture.

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3/2/2025, 12:30:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@gmhales.bsky.social Gavin have you seen this thread. Sorry, don’t know how to link to it:

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2/2/2025, 11:42:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ā€œYeā€ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦. 🤣 Don’t know if you’ve ever watched QI but Stephen Fry gets very cross with phrases like ā€œYe Olde Shoppeā€, which is complete hogswash.

1/2/2025, 12:04:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So much popular culture (TV etc) focuses on that period it’s hardly surprising most people, if asked to describe ā€˜historic’ outfits, would probably only identify Tudor (picturing Henry VIII), ā€˜King Arthur’ pointy hats (lol) and Sherlock Holmes related outfits. Maybe an Austen heaving bodice too šŸ˜‰

31/1/2025, 11:55:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why are so many ghosts described as ā€˜Victorian’. Is there some supernatural anomaly that specifically struck the 1800s, stranding many souls in one go? Or is it that most people have little knowledge of historic fashion & so assume any long dress is ā€˜Victorian’ ?

31/1/2025, 11:50:27 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly - why assume it’s the same child? From the horror story re the orphanage, any number of poor mites could have died there.

31/1/2025, 11:41:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think you need another box - for ā€œcow fartsā€ā€¦ā€¦ that was definitely a new one for me šŸ˜†

31/1/2025, 10:57:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think witness used the word ā€œzippedā€ and at first I thought he meant the ghost had zipped the bag up neatly. Well, we’ve definitely heard of OCD poltergeist behaviour before šŸ˜‰

31/1/2025, 10:54:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Soooooo good!! The nun was truly terrifying though. Bad Danny! 🤣

31/1/2025, 10:48:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did I miss it - did anyone say whether the laugh sounded like a child or an adult? @dannyrobins.bsky.social #uncanny #UncannyCommunity

31/1/2025, 10:46:34 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It is so depressing how absolutely right you are šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø

31/1/2025, 7:21:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let the countdown commence!!! 🤩

31/1/2025, 1:54:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So typical 🤣

31/1/2025, 1:52:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent

So excited 🤩

24/1/2025, 10:10:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent

If you like well-told, non-sensationalist ghost stories, thoroughly recommend ā€˜Uncanny’. A fun one is is ā€˜The Ghost Story Guys’. If you like science, try ā€˜The Infinite Monkey Cage’. If you like history, try ā€˜You’re Dead To Me’. If you like historical true-crime, try ā€˜Lady Killers’.

23/1/2025, 11:17:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol - we are planning to move to somewhere with an annexe for mum - she jokes it’s only the cactus I want šŸ˜†. Nan planted me a cutting as a housewarming gift around 1999 - this was it in bud just before Christmas.

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22/1/2025, 6:41:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lovely. Thought you might enjoy a picture of mum’s Christmas cactus, which is still flowering today! This plant is - we believe - almost 100 years old and originally belonged to her great-grandmother. We live it so much - mum’s lounge is arranged around it (so it has the very best position). ā˜ŗļø

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22/1/2025, 2:36:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In his mind, there won’t be a war - because he is so used to everyone capitulating to his every whim.

20/1/2025, 7:19:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Soooo excited!!!!!! šŸ¤©šŸ¾šŸ˜ƒ

17/1/2025, 5:03:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you.

16/1/2025, 11:34:56 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you for choosing an unflattering photo of Musk. His ego must be loving the wall-to-wall international coverage - accompanied by dynamic, staged photos of him looking intellectual & imperial. Show the truth instead, not the curated image. That ego needs deflating & subtle mockery works best.

16/1/2025, 11:30:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you.

14/1/2025, 8:37:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You deserve one. You’ve made documentaries so compelling that even my mother enjoys them! And she has never had any interest in anything remotely adjacent to something vaguely historical. A minor miracle right there, believe me 😁

13/1/2025, 7:18:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I commute into London. Connections are hellish and prohibitively expensive. This would be my journey via public transport. I can drive door-to-door in 25 mins. Who wants 4 hours travel a day on top of a 12 hour shift? And don’t even get me started on the cost šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø

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I don’t want to ā€˜heart’ this as it makes me feel horrified and sick. But I want to thank Peter for sharing it. There should be a suitable button.

9/1/2025, 1:19:14 AM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent

BIUs were the golden repository. Long term staff - analysts, researchers and officers injured or nearing retirement. People with years of experience, who knew the ground intimately; a wealth of local knowledge. All wiped out in the name of austerity. Still makes me so angry.

7/1/2025, 2:58:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent

Someone in academia really needs to study the effects of the Met BOCU model. Casey touched on it. It definitely wouldn’t make for happy reading.

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Profile picture KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent

I have a theory for that. Up until 2013, BIUs were instrumental in preventing & disrupting gang-on-gang violence. But in 2014 the BIUs were essentially disbanded, with Intel being mostly centralised. Loss of Intel, loss of experienced staff, loss of focus - leading to temporary crime rise.

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Profile picture KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent

Fascinating.

7/1/2025, 12:11:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent

How are the Att.Murder and GBH W/I figures looking? I have heard it said that murders are down, not because of less attacks, but because more people survive nowadays due to improved trauma treatment - is that true or a myth?

6/1/2025, 10:20:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t have the skillset…….please could someone clever post side-by-side ā€˜before and after’ photos. Pretty please. šŸ™ šŸ˜‰šŸ¤£

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Profile picture KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent

I was once the proud owner of a Venetian glass side table, which was home to my prized collection of antique perfume bottles. Then I got two kittens. I think you can guess how it ended. Steep learning curve šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤£

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