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Comedian Rita Brent previews Gloria Gaynorās upcoming Kennedy Center performance
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Comedian Rita Brent previews Gloria Gaynorās upcoming Kennedy Center performance
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh my god this is superb!!! Thanks for sharing.
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
Beautiful. Such shiny halosā¦ā¦ which wonāt last š¼
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
17 is a wonderful age. You should be proud of your (obviously excellent) care.
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
And just as bad tempered as mythical Hera šš¤£
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
Hera says happy birthday š the gods must stick together š
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
So disappointing!!
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
Spent some of the best days of my childhood at Ruislip Lido during the 70ās. Swimming, picnics, train rides, ice cream! It was always such a treat to go there. Such happy memories š„¹
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social)
Why have I spent hundreds of pounds on cat beds and cat trees?
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
Anne Boleyn spent her formative years there. Margaret was a fascinating woman and should be better known.
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
I wish Netflix had it all. Itās brilliant. So nice to see historical comedy, a rarity these days. I was a bit young for Up Pompeii š
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
I liked it yesterday. How dare you serve me this offal today. Will I like it tomorrow? Depends. Anticipate my whims human, or suffer the consequences.
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
Iāve never had absinthe, but Iād love to try this! I so much want to be the sort of person who comes home from work and mixes a cocktail from my antique Art Deco drinks cabinetā¦.. sighā¦ā¦š¤©
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
And here is the main difference between cats and dogsā¦.. dogs look sad and mournful, pulling the heartstrings to induce your pity. Cats on the other hand just look seriously angry; I slept with one eye open all the time Loki was in his post-surgery collar š¾š¼š±š¤£
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
I need to sleep! But I still have that infuriatingly catchy tune going round and round in my head - damn you š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you for the tips. The video is incredible! You are very artistic and have fantastic imagination. Love what youāve done. You have really inspired me šŗš
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
Thatās amazing. Just five years!! I am house hunting and dream of a mature cottage style garden; Iāve been eliminating houses with gardens like the first image. But you have inspired me to think more creatively. Please can you list the best fast growers? Many thanks.
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
This sounds yummy, going to try it. Thank you for the tip!
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social)
The two black cats (mum and daughter) normally loathe each other, and can barely tolerate even being in the same roomā¦ā¦. The heat has clearly driven them both insane š¤£
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
Where are you sitting? š In my family, pets get the best seat and we make do with the floor š
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
Iām such an idiot. Sincere apologies.
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
After reading Enid Blytonās Mallory Towers series as a child, I loved that world so much & was so desperate to be part of it, I begged & pleaded with Mum to send me to boarding school. She rather cleverly put me off by telling me all boarding schools forced you to eat cabbage with every meal š¤®š¤£š¤£
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social)
@weird-wiltshire.bsky.social Love your podcast!! Have just found it and am going through from the beginning. I am currently house hunting and have been so inspired by your podcast, I have expanded my search area to include Biggleswade š Although I may have to check with you before buying š¤£
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh my god! Thats amazing!!!
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
Have just booked tickets to Uncanny show at Ipswich next year. So excited!!!! š
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
Iād never thought of it that way before. Quite the revelation. I think a reader often dreams or wishes themselves into that world, or that family, or that relationship, or that situation. Perhaps thatās the true mark of good writing.
Jonathan Slater (@jonathanslater.bsky.social) reposted
Owl core
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
She should be a household name. It infuriates me that so few people have even heard of her. Why arenāt there dozens of films and documentaries about this extraordinary woman?? Maddening.
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
www.theguardian.com/food/2023/oc...
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
This is one of my favourite courgette recipes. Even if you donāt make the curry, the fritters alone are divine. Perhaps one for you to consider. (Thereās only so many sensible grilled courgettes one can eat in a lifetime š)
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you.
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
I can no longer differentiate between satire and reality š¤·š¼āāļøš¤¦āāļøš¤£
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
Mum lives 140 miles away in a 3 bed detached. Weāre looking for affordable house with space for an annexe. But almost everything built since 80s is too small with postage stamp garden. Independent multi-generational living should be the future but feels impossible in SE; unless youāre a millionaire.
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
How I wish there was another option than clicking on a heart. I donāt āloveā this comment; I simply want to indicate my thanks to the poster for bringing this heinous behaviour to the worldās attention.
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
I have never seen this before 𤩠oh my god he is incredible!!! Might have to rewatch all the Spiderman films this weekend now š
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
Insane š¤£š¤£š¤£
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you for saying this.
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
So true. UK reader here. In the early 80ās my (single) mum tried to buy a flat and was refused - even though her salary was more than sufficient, the bank wouldnāt let her have a mortgage without a male guarantor. Her father offered, but he earned less than she did, and therefore couldnāt qualify š¤·š¼āāļø
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
Arenāt the women in Muskās harem technically āsingle mothersā?
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
Has anyone written a serious book expanding on the Sam Vimes āBootsā Theory of Socio-economic Unfairness? Because Iād definitely read that š
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
Didnāt we have this here in the late 1980s? Ben Elton hosted.
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
Hate to tempt fate, but Iāve been with Nationwide for over 25 years and have never had an issue with them.
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social)
āDigging? Moi? How very dare you! I would never do such a thing. Do not trust the evidence of your eyes. Fake news.ā #catsofbluesky
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
āYou may drop the toastā¦. But never fear! I will catch it! I will nobly sacrifice myself to keep your floor clean. Because Iām the bestest dog everā š¶ š„°
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
Itās infuriating that this stuff gets announced as ānewā and āinnovativeā when police were doing all of this in the 1990s-2000s, but then everything got smashed and destroyed by Tory austerity. Just for once, I wish everyone would admit itās all gone to sh1t and so weāre re-inventing the wheel.
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
It is an extraordinary place. I loved this, which - if I remember rightly - was made from an old bully beef tin.
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
Superb š
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
I worked with a guy who looked like he wore eyeliner, but he actually just had incredibly thick eyelashes. It was always so difficult not to stare when you chatted with him. Although, he also had the deepest blue eyes Iāve ever seen and was quite the dreamboat šš¤£ Which Vance most certainly is not!
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow, had no idea!! Almost as shocked as I was to learn Soft Cellās āTainted Loveā was a cover.
The Lincoln Project (@lincolnproject.us) reposted
Please don't let Donald see this.
Adam Schwarz (@adamjschwarz.bsky.social) reposted
French Senator Claude Malhuret: "Washington has become Neroās court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
Brilliant as ever š¤©
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
Why wonāt we tax wealth, particularly if other similar nations do so? I donāt understand. Surely the reason canāt be just that ārich people wonāt like itā.
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
Poetry š¤©
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
Ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod š± That was terrifying. The mere thought of an entity being able to push you down the stairs - and the poor hamsters! Although I did have to wonder if the cat was a diabolical genius, escape artist & serial killerā¦Wouldnāt put it past our feline overlords š. #Uncannycommunity
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
Loving it. Sad there are only 4 episodes.
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
When my stepdad was in hospital, doctor examined the long scar on his chest & said, āI see youāve had surgery beforeā. Ah, no. The battle scar actually came from bathing my very angry cat. Who, having made strenuous efforts to rub against wet gloss paint, was livid when we tried to wash it off.
mweinstock.bsky.social (@mweinstock.bsky.social) reposted
Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
Another superb episode. Poor Julian - my heart bled for him. I am curious about one thing though - why were there no incidents or sightings of shadow man between ages of 7 (when his Dad died) to his teenage years? Or did I miss something pertinent when I was hiding under the blanket š± #Uncanny
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
The look on Evelynās face when he started talking about ergot 𤣠I love those two.
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
Cambridge please š
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
Superb š¤£
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
Now thatās what I call a Valentineās Day treat š¤©
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
I love it that Danny and the team show actual examples, rather than just explaining some scientific explanation and assuming you will believe it without question. Itās one of the things that elevates the Uncanny brand.
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
I also love how professional Evelyn is. She may be a believer, but she still conveys a healthy dose of scepticism with her intelligent & informed responses. Some paranormal experts can appear frivolous or gullible, but she exemplifies rationality & is thus a perfect proponent for the subject.
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
Ciaran is excellent. So often, a sceptic can come across as patronising or even contemptuous. But Ciaran is so open-minded & his offerings are always thoughtful & measured. He never mocks anyone & seems genuinely interested - even willing to be proven wrong. He & Evelyn really are a dream team.
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
Watched both episodes. Logged onto Rightmove, accessed my āSavedā properties of possible interest and firmly deleted the Georgian house with basement. Having second thoughts, for some reason š±š»šš #Uncanny
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
Have you tried these? I soak them for a couple of hours in veg stock then use them in things like stew. Really good, satisfying texture.
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social)
@gmhales.bsky.social Gavin have you seen this thread. Sorry, donāt know how to link to it:
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
āYeāā¦ā¦ā¦. 𤣠Donāt know if youāve ever watched QI but Stephen Fry gets very cross with phrases like āYe Olde Shoppeā, which is complete hogswash.
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
So much popular culture (TV etc) focuses on that period itās hardly surprising most people, if asked to describe āhistoricā outfits, would probably only identify Tudor (picturing Henry VIII), āKing Arthurā pointy hats (lol) and Sherlock Holmes related outfits. Maybe an Austen heaving bodice too š
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
Why are so many ghosts described as āVictorianā. Is there some supernatural anomaly that specifically struck the 1800s, stranding many souls in one go? Or is it that most people have little knowledge of historic fashion & so assume any long dress is āVictorianā ?
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly - why assume itās the same child? From the horror story re the orphanage, any number of poor mites could have died there.
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
I think you need another box - for ācow fartsāā¦ā¦ that was definitely a new one for me š
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
I think witness used the word āzippedā and at first I thought he meant the ghost had zipped the bag up neatly. Well, weāve definitely heard of OCD poltergeist behaviour before š
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
Soooooo good!! The nun was truly terrifying though. Bad Danny! š¤£
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social)
Did I miss it - did anyone say whether the laugh sounded like a child or an adult? @dannyrobins.bsky.social #uncanny #UncannyCommunity
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
It is so depressing how absolutely right you are š¤¦āāļø
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
Let the countdown commence!!! š¤©
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
So typical š¤£
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
So excited š¤©
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
If you like well-told, non-sensationalist ghost stories, thoroughly recommend āUncannyā. A fun one is is āThe Ghost Story Guysā. If you like science, try āThe Infinite Monkey Cageā. If you like history, try āYouāre Dead To Meā. If you like historical true-crime, try āLady Killersā.
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
lol - we are planning to move to somewhere with an annexe for mum - she jokes itās only the cactus I want š. Nan planted me a cutting as a housewarming gift around 1999 - this was it in bud just before Christmas.
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
Lovely. Thought you might enjoy a picture of mumās Christmas cactus, which is still flowering today! This plant is - we believe - almost 100 years old and originally belonged to her great-grandmother. We live it so much - mumās lounge is arranged around it (so it has the very best position). āŗļø
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
In his mind, there wonāt be a war - because he is so used to everyone capitulating to his every whim.
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
Soooo excited!!!!!! š¤©š¾š
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you.
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you for choosing an unflattering photo of Musk. His ego must be loving the wall-to-wall international coverage - accompanied by dynamic, staged photos of him looking intellectual & imperial. Show the truth instead, not the curated image. That ego needs deflating & subtle mockery works best.
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you.
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
You deserve one. Youāve made documentaries so compelling that even my mother enjoys them! And she has never had any interest in anything remotely adjacent to something vaguely historical. A minor miracle right there, believe me š
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
I commute into London. Connections are hellish and prohibitively expensive. This would be my journey via public transport. I can drive door-to-door in 25 mins. Who wants 4 hours travel a day on top of a 12 hour shift? And donāt even get me started on the cost š¤¦āāļø
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
I donāt want to āheartā this as it makes me feel horrified and sick. But I want to thank Peter for sharing it. There should be a suitable button.
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
BIUs were the golden repository. Long term staff - analysts, researchers and officers injured or nearing retirement. People with years of experience, who knew the ground intimately; a wealth of local knowledge. All wiped out in the name of austerity. Still makes me so angry.
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
Someone in academia really needs to study the effects of the Met BOCU model. Casey touched on it. It definitely wouldnāt make for happy reading.
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
I have a theory for that. Up until 2013, BIUs were instrumental in preventing & disrupting gang-on-gang violence. But in 2014 the BIUs were essentially disbanded, with Intel being mostly centralised. Loss of Intel, loss of experienced staff, loss of focus - leading to temporary crime rise.
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
Fascinating.
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
How are the Att.Murder and GBH W/I figures looking? I have heard it said that murders are down, not because of less attacks, but because more people survive nowadays due to improved trauma treatment - is that true or a myth?
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
I donāt have the skillsetā¦ā¦.please could someone clever post side-by-side ābefore and afterā photos. Pretty please. š šš¤£
KJ Helbrough (@kjhelbrough.bsky.social) reply parent
I was once the proud owner of a Venetian glass side table, which was home to my prized collection of antique perfume bottles. Then I got two kittens. I think you can guess how it ended. Steep learning curve š¤¦āāļøš¤£