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Kevin Vincent

@kjvincent1979.bsky.social

Gay, IT and sci-fi geek Norwich

created July 29, 2023

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3/9/2025, 7:37:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/9/2025, 7:36:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, no dying please. It messes up the day If it is blowing down the flue, you still need not to be in there

3/9/2025, 7:28:41 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't let the sun go down on me OK, maybe this time

3/9/2025, 7:22:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They don't like her being northern or female and successful

3/9/2025, 6:48:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh he is a god botherer as well

3/9/2025, 6:42:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh it is!

3/9/2025, 6:40:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do not email said document!

3/9/2025, 6:31:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hence why I visited the ambulance service to see them. They see the crap bits and don't necessarily know if the person survives

3/9/2025, 6:30:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My heart kept stopping due to a blocked artery. It wasn't till they did something with that they got me going then had to get me out of vf. No matter what cpr was done, even with shocks I'd not have recovered without that intervention. We've a shock device at work now

3/9/2025, 6:26:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was very personal seeing a stranger who did that for me.

3/9/2025, 6:15:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yep, had immediate cpr by partner and neghbour till they got there. Combination of those events stopped damage. Not sure how I will be on my next cpr refresher

3/9/2025, 6:09:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh well, cunt it is then. I don't think that bit is on his wikipedia

3/9/2025, 6:08:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I met the paramedic who took over mine and gave him a hug. He dod cpr and shocks. Without that crew diverting from welfare checks nearby my chances would have been less

3/9/2025, 6:04:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe glitter

3/9/2025, 6:02:36 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dust it off

3/9/2025, 5:51:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where is his riding crop?

3/9/2025, 5:44:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/9/2025, 5:43:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I missed why he is a massive cunt. His acting?

3/9/2025, 5:36:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Something literally close to my heart after I was given cpr till paramedics arrived

3/9/2025, 5:35:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They will take pride of place

3/9/2025, 2:59:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't worry, I took them for safe keeping

3/9/2025, 2:45:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I never went along with that rubbish at work Of course I ate anything brought in though

3/9/2025, 6:57:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 10:42:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now, are your farts hot or the oven cold?

2/9/2025, 9:08:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nip is the terror of cats. So many addicts

2/9/2025, 9:06:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I had the same thought

2/9/2025, 9:01:26 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Big party, post historic nudes over the years

2/9/2025, 8:41:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've never seen pants pics. Always missing

1/9/2025, 8:01:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No spoilers I'm slightly delayed. No licence either after a drinky drivey

1/9/2025, 7:58:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I assume cum pets are crotch goblins

1/9/2025, 7:56:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Suck what now?

1/9/2025, 7:46:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just take whatever break u need

1/9/2025, 7:28:21 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't fully disappear. Keep in touch other ways and come back, as I'd miss u for one

1/9/2025, 6:54:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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spirits are always already opened. Booze often decanted into labelled bottles as using cheaper and potentially lethal stuff. Bar we had it in was so shocked and poured booze down sink. Yeah right, all show as caught. About only way to keep safe is use hotel bars and restsurants

1/9/2025, 6:53:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The methanol poisoning of people on holiday won't be stopped by a leaflet on a plan that'll just get binned I've been in bars that sell dodgy booze and felt really awful after. Wasn't just strong, it was toxic Going to known bars, sealed bottles will help. In this case, it was shots. Those and

1/9/2025, 6:53:52 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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No they won't. Its good to see you on here. If you need a break, recharge but don't just disappear

1/9/2025, 6:43:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Take occasional breaks. I've done it for a whole and come back. It isn't the be all and end all. But it is nice too, as I get to talk to people I'd just never come into contact

1/9/2025, 6:36:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bless me father, for we shall sin

31/8/2025, 9:37:49 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've been hearing great things about it Like thank fuck it is over

31/8/2025, 9:14:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 8:52:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'll use it if I need to delay things Like forever

31/8/2025, 8:46:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's gove for you

31/8/2025, 8:45:44 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Too far!

31/8/2025, 8:44:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ah he kept going

31/8/2025, 8:43:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 8:38:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's my safe word

31/8/2025, 8:37:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'd just have to think of Michael govewith his pob like ears ( only oldies will get pob reference)

31/8/2025, 8:36:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ab I'd last longer than truss did as pm

31/8/2025, 8:35:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Money well spent

31/8/2025, 8:33:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That would put you off your stride, though John Major or Edwina Currie would be as bad

31/8/2025, 8:32:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well she is dead in it. I bet she got paid a ton for the advert

31/8/2025, 8:30:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someone used the wrong email address for sky paramount plus. I've told both sky and paramount, won't do a thing So, password changed and renamed the profiles to say change the email

31/8/2025, 8:29:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How much is Liz Hurley in it?

31/8/2025, 8:26:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I screamed when one was out in the hall

31/8/2025, 8:20:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have to heat them up as they sense heat or won't eat it

31/8/2025, 8:18:25 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait till they doze off and run Doesn't beat a guy with a film on that involved someone and dough

31/8/2025, 8:17:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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After yes but when in rome

31/8/2025, 8:11:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It is like when you get there and they have all those scary looking dolls on shelves

31/8/2025, 8:07:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Would give it a zing

31/8/2025, 7:50:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just can't see cumin and not say it as cum-in

31/8/2025, 7:35:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just have a dance round it too

31/8/2025, 7:12:55 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stick them up and see how patriotic they get

31/8/2025, 7:09:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Very dangerous. Could shoot very far

31/8/2025, 7:09:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can always use teams

31/8/2025, 7:01:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To stop static discharge, unless you mean other types of strap?

31/8/2025, 7:00:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someone would stick them on a flag pole

31/8/2025, 6:59:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was Olivia colman what done it in midsomer murders

31/8/2025, 6:57:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Other half had a blood python, Burmese and a boa constrictor. I loathed them, especially at feeding or cleaning time

31/8/2025, 6:55:26 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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OnlyItNerds

31/8/2025, 6:53:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Try IT support

31/8/2025, 6:49:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought you were on about lord of the rings

31/8/2025, 6:49:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's the part of the year where it feels like it turns towards Christmas 🎄

31/8/2025, 6:48:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought they tasted funny

31/8/2025, 6:46:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm an it tech and having everything attached to one account sounds very dangerous. Get that breached and it is everything I've power of attorney codes that haven't arrived for second time so have to phone them. Finding the right number is a pita

31/8/2025, 6:44:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've heard of the one eyeful purple monster

31/8/2025, 6:41:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My sciatica and hip do the same. If only we knew about the things we were missing out on as kids

31/8/2025, 6:06:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have you tested this theory recently? One of those things you have to get a man in for. Or several

31/8/2025, 5:59:37 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Spokey dokies and frosties reflectors

31/8/2025, 5:51:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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An old flame of mine

31/8/2025, 5:48:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tv documentaries have been aired on less

31/8/2025, 5:31:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Princess is probably supple enough. I can't with my back

31/8/2025, 4:02:52 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't mind paying for food if it is tasty. I do tend to eat it all even though I shouldn't so after can be fun

31/8/2025, 4:02:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope it was extra tasty

31/8/2025, 3:55:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did you glare at them as you ate it?

31/8/2025, 3:52:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 3:51:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did you tip?

31/8/2025, 3:25:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 3:20:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Aw but it can be fun before ripping them off. I over playing where the fuck are my undies after

31/8/2025, 3:19:16 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just throw one in every so often

31/8/2025, 3:16:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That cable looks a bit black now

31/8/2025, 3:14:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Urrgh daddy brains...and cock

31/8/2025, 3:10:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can you please pick me up a fairy?

31/8/2025, 3:06:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Eye glued shut, stride of pride round asda after and you've missed a bit

31/8/2025, 3:03:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mr thrusty

31/8/2025, 3:00:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Buy a better charger too!

31/8/2025, 1:50:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ooh that'll be pricey I picked up leads from a client. Chucked when I saw copper wire where it had melted through

31/8/2025, 1:47:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jill Dando hit me more. I was pulling in from work when that came on the radio

31/8/2025, 1:22:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Get well soon

31/8/2025, 1:21:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Add a comma after handsome

31/8/2025, 1:19:44 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view