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Kevin Vincent @kjvincent1979.bsky.social

I'm an it tech and having everything attached to one account sounds very dangerous. Get that breached and it is everything I've power of attorney codes that haven't arrived for second time so have to phone them. Finding the right number is a pita

aug 31, 2025, 6:44 pm β€’ 2 0

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Richard βœπŸ»πŸ“–πŸˆβ€β¬›πŸŒˆ @altlife.uk

Whose cock do I have to suck to get an ID card???

aug 31, 2025, 6:48 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Kevin Vincent @kjvincent1979.bsky.social

Try IT support

aug 31, 2025, 6:49 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Richard βœπŸ»πŸ“–πŸˆβ€β¬›πŸŒˆ @altlife.uk

Do gay IT experts wear Nerd Straps??

aug 31, 2025, 6:57 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Kevin Vincent @kjvincent1979.bsky.social

To stop static discharge, unless you mean other types of strap?

aug 31, 2025, 7:00 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Richard βœπŸ»πŸ“–πŸˆβ€β¬›πŸŒˆ @altlife.uk

Did someone say discharge? πŸ˜‹

aug 31, 2025, 7:05 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Kevin Vincent @kjvincent1979.bsky.social

Very dangerous. Could shoot very far

aug 31, 2025, 7:09 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Andrew Roberts πŸ’¬πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ @andymroberts.bsky.social

Unzips…

aug 31, 2025, 6:49 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Richard βœπŸ»πŸ“–πŸˆβ€β¬›πŸŒˆ @altlife.uk

Those better be Union Jack boxers...

aug 31, 2025, 6:54 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Andrew Roberts πŸ’¬πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ @andymroberts.bsky.social

Plain green, I don’t want to risk having my Union flag flying at half mast!!

aug 31, 2025, 6:55 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Kevin Vincent @kjvincent1979.bsky.social

Someone would stick them on a flag pole

aug 31, 2025, 6:59 pm β€’ 3 0 β€’ view
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Andrew Roberts πŸ’¬πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ @andymroberts.bsky.social

LOL! Every time I go out, there are more and more flags around here. We’ve even got some fucking coronation bunting on a fence up the road! So yes, they probably would end up on a flag pole πŸ˜•

aug 31, 2025, 7:01 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Kevin Vincent @kjvincent1979.bsky.social

Stick them up and see how patriotic they get

aug 31, 2025, 7:09 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Andrew Roberts πŸ’¬πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ @andymroberts.bsky.social

They are plain green though. I suppose I could get out my white sports compression shorts and splash some ketchup on them in a cross and stick β€˜em up a lamp post 🀣

aug 31, 2025, 7:12 pm β€’ 3 0 β€’ view
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Kevin Vincent @kjvincent1979.bsky.social

Just have a dance round it too

aug 31, 2025, 7:12 pm β€’ 3 0 β€’ view
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Andrew Roberts πŸ’¬πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ @andymroberts.bsky.social

Bet they outsource it to Palantir, so the Americans will have all our personal data.

aug 31, 2025, 6:48 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Kevin Vincent @kjvincent1979.bsky.social

I thought you were on about lord of the rings

aug 31, 2025, 6:49 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view