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@klauswittmann.bsky.social

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created December 11, 2023

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Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

..after 2 weeks deadline, after 2 months deadline, after 2 weeks dealine

2/9/2025, 8:10:17 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

fucking great..

1/9/2025, 8:32:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

This is absolute bs targeted at our internal polosh audience, everyone knows its bs, but its the shit you gotta say to"act tough" for your electorate of morons. Dont even bother reporting on this clown

1/9/2025, 8:03:54 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep, Ukraine can only depent on its own bravery and own army unfortunatly.

31/8/2025, 2:33:51 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

Prob would be if not foe health problems (hopefuly dying in pain atm)

31/8/2025, 11:55:54 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

On a made-up ladder of spreading buttcheeks in front of a guest red carpet alone is at least 5/10 in language of diplomacy. Orange turd turned it into 12/10 humiliation ritual for usa, while Xi-ping showed dominance over little putler.

31/8/2025, 7:47:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

surprisingly!

31/8/2025, 7:40:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

honest opinion is that writing books should wait until war is over, when history can be told for begining to end and conclusions can be drawn. todays wartime Kyiv is probably much different from two?tree? years ago when you probably started writing first book.

30/8/2025, 11:55:39 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

Nie ma juz na co € wydawac? Chyba maja w miare wolne wybory i moga wykopac kacapie jak zmadrzeja.

29/8/2025, 2:34:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

Its the same deal from few days ago or smth new?

29/8/2025, 8:48:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

"We want ruzzia to conquer just half of the country, just like we agreed with putler"

29/8/2025, 6:26:52 AM | 39 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

Typical naive westerner, shielded from these sabavages by an ocean and other countries. Go watch any"street interviews" or translate for yourself some comments from thier telegrams, vk or where you think "typical" rus is. they rejoys for every killed child and every meter of Ukrainian land occupied

28/8/2025, 11:10:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

Watch any "regular rusians" talking about Ukraine.. Its a common western misconception that somehow its all putlers fault, no, if regular orcs where against war there would be no war. They are bloodthirsty barbarians filled with jealousy and pride for thier crimes.

28/8/2025, 11:01:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

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28/8/2025, 2:27:37 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

Our cool guy Radek, always spot on.

28/8/2025, 2:03:21 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

Somehow hungary always finds itself on the "wrong side of history", at this point youd assume they will figure this out, but no.

28/8/2025, 1:26:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

Robert is a hero, FM shitijaro can suck on donkey balls

28/8/2025, 12:21:01 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

No shit

28/8/2025, 7:20:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

Everyone knows allies did some (well deserved) civilian bombing, but it wasnt ther plan for victory

28/8/2025, 6:57:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

Just like in ww2, nazis tried to terrorose civilians in London,while Allies bombed refineries and factories. Nazis will lose again

28/8/2025, 6:14:13 AM | 15 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

The kind of news i love to see in the morning

28/8/2025, 5:35:28 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

Dang of only he would be in 1/50 as concerned about innocent Ukrainian civilias & kids as he is about orc gas and profit. Well tough shit, lets hope Ukr gonna zero this pipeline for good

27/8/2025, 3:42:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

can you offer us any words of comfort regarding the disproportionate length of these two lists ?

26/8/2025, 4:41:08 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

Pretty much yes. For poles it only stands for upa massacres in wolyn, even tho thats far from reality.

25/8/2025, 2:56:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

If populists could think more than a week ahead and about smth else thst thier own ass they wouldnt be populists, amd he sure is one, and a very dumb one.

25/8/2025, 2:53:30 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

probably only on occupied Ukrainian territory? no way orange moron will let his buddy putler get hurt with american weapons.

25/8/2025, 12:17:42 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

Hungarians when they cant for 1 week bankroll whatever evil genocidal maniacs they support this time around

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22/8/2025, 3:24:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe Warsaw? Im sure putler will get a very warm welcome and wont even have to worry about trip back to muskovy :)

20/8/2025, 8:29:54 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

Air support like dropping leaflets over kyiv asking them to finally surrender to orcs? No one would be surprised at this point

19/8/2025, 10:09:24 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

But this needs to be done first, even if to show that outler wont stop because of some paper.

19/8/2025, 7:04:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

How about acting on your previous security guarantees you gave last time instead of making up new, even more worthless ones again.

17/8/2025, 2:01:02 PM | 6 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

Cowards

16/8/2025, 7:04:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

Some good news finally <3

15/8/2025, 6:29:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

Pathetic amd sickening

15/8/2025, 6:19:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

how this meeting could go badly if trump is as good as sucking orc dicks as he ssms to be?? makes no sense

14/8/2025, 3:16:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

shocking

14/8/2025, 1:27:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

hopefuly some von Stauffenberg will also be attending

14/8/2025, 11:22:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

I bet they wont even send real putler, trup gonna get that super crappy one that was driving car around Mariupol some time ago

14/8/2025, 9:35:07 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

I cant take this fucktard anymore, how americans turned so dumb to tolerate this

13/8/2025, 5:35:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

What a fucking retard, jesus

13/8/2025, 5:33:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

Yup, just like trump said - they are meeting in ruzzia, probably he already signed the papers on giving up alaska to orcs.

12/8/2025, 6:18:05 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

yeah, north korea turned out to be much reliable, trustworthy and helpful ally compared to majority of the western world. meanwile europeans dont even want to TALK about downing orc drones above Kyiv

9/8/2025, 10:23:32 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

what kind of a human pulls out all kid's teeths just to hold this kid in basement and sexualy abuse? i heard about this traumatised child becasue he was bourght to Poalnd for specialistic hospitalisation. you can think of russians as people, just like us only if you know very little about russians.

9/8/2025, 3:11:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump mentioned territory swap and he wants to show putler what he have for sale obviously ;)

9/8/2025, 6:06:51 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

"set deadline for Russia" ? heeey i've seen this one before

8/8/2025, 8:30:46 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

humiliating americans must be putlers second fav hobby, first being obviously conducting a genocide.

8/8/2025, 8:13:52 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

Jesus just fuck usa already

8/8/2025, 5:47:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

How about they meet in Warsaw? putler will be shoot on sight and problem solved.

8/8/2025, 10:55:47 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

Funny when it comes from a person who lies in litersly every sentence

1/8/2025, 6:36:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah.. Liike thats ever going to happen :<

1/8/2025, 9:53:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

our enemie, his employer.

29/7/2025, 6:56:57 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

I just hope they both died ( ^▽^)

25/7/2025, 5:36:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

Very cool

24/7/2025, 9:24:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

ah my sweet sweet Westerner.. we all wish it was so simple. but its not putin, its russians. unfortunatly

19/7/2025, 1:32:42 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah so pretty much what we all expected

15/7/2025, 6:25:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

What do you mean "months", it could take "months" to build a system like this from a scratch, sure, but to transport it?

14/7/2025, 10:52:26 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

"Im gonna say something in 2 weeks"

14/7/2025, 3:27:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

all the videos of magyar birds targetting specificaly artillery barrels with FPV drones comes to mind, now probably pointless thants to this manouver.

14/7/2025, 2:23:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

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14/7/2025, 9:34:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

So..thats 6 too many when you are not at war with orcs

14/7/2025, 6:20:11 AM | 15 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

Aircraft? Trump? Sir you forgot to take your medication today? XD its probably few small arms, old trucks and spare parts.

10/7/2025, 8:33:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

I wish those were the headlines at least.. unfortunatly Ukraine is not in headlines for like 3 years now, no matter what terrorism, barbarism, devastation and torture orcs are causing.

5/7/2025, 5:32:44 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darth Putin (@darthputinkgb.bsky.social) reposted

May all your enemies have allies like Ukraine's.

2/7/2025, 8:58:57 AM | 619 85 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

Cool, but This f..ing editing

1/7/2025, 9:35:32 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

Anything more is known? How they did it? 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦

27/6/2025, 4:41:23 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

Lol HOW

27/6/2025, 3:50:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

They clearly figured out how to deal with mentaly retarded narcisist.and it Seems like it kinda works.. ?

26/6/2025, 7:56:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

Hugely disapointing. They would rather wait for orcs to knock on thier door before helping Ukraine to defend europe

26/6/2025, 1:54:05 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

Solid 2 days of defence against orc drones, micj brave, very effort. Wow

25/6/2025, 12:05:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

Lets avoid the only thing that will convince them to look for a peace deal, we should wait untill orcs will use up all of thier ammo, nork and iranian ammo on Ulrainian civilians instead. What a human trash this guy is.

25/6/2025, 9:32:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

Makes you wonder how maga will find someone even worse to do her job, but somehow they will.

20/6/2025, 6:31:26 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

Its sad that 30% Ukrainians are so dumb, but its still much better than 50+% of morons in usa.

16/6/2025, 2:29:36 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

I think he was a self-proclaimed nazi before the orc invasion

16/6/2025, 6:22:06 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

I want to believe this is a joke

14/6/2025, 8:09:40 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

he should stand in front of a firing squad for selling out to ruski, but this is a good start.

13/6/2025, 7:23:42 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

good thing presidents in USA are not chosen by majority of ppl voting, oh wait

13/6/2025, 3:24:02 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

Orc comedians as delivered like always

13/6/2025, 10:01:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

for iran, yes

13/6/2025, 7:49:28 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

unfortunate news about the pilot, but good news overall! good morning y'all

13/6/2025, 7:26:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

No better person for this job on a planet atm

12/6/2025, 9:28:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

So just like we do it from the begining: give Ukraine smth to survove, but not smth to win.

12/6/2025, 2:50:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

Like always, disapointment is the default setting for western leaders.

12/6/2025, 2:28:13 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

So even hungarians and serbians are slowly leaving putler's sinking nazi ship? Interesting

11/6/2025, 5:13:05 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

Scum

10/6/2025, 5:29:35 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

air2air combat? Orc got outclassed and went down not knowing what hit him most likely.

9/6/2025, 1:43:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

Deteriorate? Elon wish he would be there instead.

8/6/2025, 2:42:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

Not shocking, he is a trumps dog and trump is russian dog.

8/6/2025, 10:57:35 AM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

Very cool

7/6/2025, 12:41:26 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

Its beyond words how fucking dumb and evil this orange creature is.

7/6/2025, 5:32:40 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jessica Berlin (@berlinbridge.bsky.social) reposted

Eternal memory and honor to the heroes who defended and defend human freedom, then and now. Heroyam slava. #DDay81

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6/6/2025, 12:11:46 PM | 611 81 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

Really? There was np such info yesterday, he only said spmething stupid abput hokey match. Why he wpuld be outraged all of a sudden 3 days later.

6/6/2025, 7:38:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

Unfortunatly thats 100% true.

3/6/2025, 4:00:50 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

Not watching this one, he can rename himself as "good nazi" or "chilled nkvd mate"? If he is not ashamed enough of being ruzzian to change that stupid name its not someone worth the time.

2/6/2025, 6:34:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes... unfortunatly, we are too dumb to let us decide important things for ourselves v_v

2/6/2025, 11:18:45 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

its not good.

2/6/2025, 6:31:29 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

not really,he is - just like dude - another guy that no one heard about half a year ago, pulled from the very back of the room just to prevent any actuall progress in terms of reforms and incresing polands importance on the european are + to prevent ppl from previous gov going to jail.

2/6/2025, 6:30:22 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

Całe lata z tym debilem teraz, litosci

2/6/2025, 4:21:00 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

Aparently only around half of the Polish ppl are inteligent, we will see tomorrow if thats gonna be the "bigger half".

31/5/2025, 1:15:16 PM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

But Sir, this could make putler sad!

26/5/2025, 3:19:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Klaus (@klauswittmann.bsky.social) reply parent

Coalition of willing to do nothing

20/5/2025, 8:19:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view