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KluZz

@kluzz.bsky.social

Señor Devloper.

created November 19, 2023

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What is this obsession they have with geomagnetic storms? 🙄

1/9/2025, 10:49:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social)

Am I the only one who feels guilty tossing old, threadbare towels? They’ve seen more of me than most people ever will, and their worn edges are proof of loyalty. Replacing them with something fluffier feels less like an upgrade and more like betraying a long‑standing friend.

31/8/2025, 8:25:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hva? Påstår du at undikk, leddikk, benner og ånnass ikke er ord?

30/8/2025, 12:13:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You may not like it, but this is peak to do list processing.

11/8/2025, 2:20:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Det MÅ jo være et marked for svarte Hoka-sko med sølvspenner.

8/8/2025, 10:58:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent

Du trenger jo ikke tie stille selv om du bor alene...

4/8/2025, 12:34:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You’re the future… but not yet. Gotta wait another 25 years.

29/7/2025, 7:55:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I also think it implies the existence of vocal leela, vocal bender and vocal zoidberg.

24/7/2025, 12:59:53 AM | 34 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's that old expression "children should be seen and not heard", and I guess they just elected to apply that to the manufacturing process as well.

22/7/2025, 2:29:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent

Hvor mye hockeypulver per sykkel?

22/7/2025, 3:11:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent

Narrator: "It was, in fact, not time to move on."

15/7/2025, 6:15:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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TIL at pilates er mer avhengighetsdannende enn opioider.

15/7/2025, 12:50:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent

Did they make a breakthrough with artificial gravity that we didn't know about?

11/7/2025, 9:19:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent

Luckily, I am someone else.

9/7/2025, 11:15:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent

XY-problemet er tydeligvis ikke begrenset til oss mennesker.

9/7/2025, 11:09:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent

Your posts consistently brighten my days. Don't ever change. 😘

3/7/2025, 12:50:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent

Da folk tok steget fra facebook til facebook-for-arbeidslivet, så ble det visst kollektivt besluttet at den falske beskjedenheten som de tidligere utøvde skulle byttes ut med uhemmet selvskryt.

1/7/2025, 10:40:14 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent

Menn over 50 har bare lov til å legge ut bilder av seg selv på LinkedIn, må vite, og da helst over skrevs på en rask sykkel etter endt Birkebeinerritt.

1/7/2025, 9:54:41 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Jeg vet jeg sa JA den gangen i kirken, men angående det..."

28/6/2025, 7:44:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent

What’s wrong with picking up vitamins?

27/6/2025, 9:59:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey, broken clock, and all that.

8/6/2025, 6:29:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social)

@t3.gg So, after having Gemini 2.5 analyze some numerical sequences on t3.chat, I switched to GPT ImageGen and asked it to draw a chart visualizing the things we'd been discussing. I guess it lost the context. 🤷🏽

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5/6/2025, 9:44:50 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent

What if I fake remembering why I walked into the room?

4/6/2025, 11:57:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, but can it export to Excel?

3/6/2025, 4:52:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social)

Is it just me, or has the amount of pocket lint declined substantially since the turn of the millennium?

25/5/2025, 1:13:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm so cringe based, the orb exploded.

22/5/2025, 12:05:38 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent

Are you saying you're too lazy to be turning a big dial taht says "diaper porn" on it?

7/5/2025, 9:27:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent

Du klarte tydeligvis å kommunisere både konsist og presist, så skrivestudiene må jo ha fungert etter hensikten, med mindre hensikten var å kommunisere på et mest mulig ullent og langdradd vis, da.

7/5/2025, 10:58:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social)

The existence of ground pangolins implies the existence of air pangolins.

24/4/2025, 10:06:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent

I've had a not inconsiderate amount of success getting certain types of devs to prioritize correctly by hinting that a given task might be too difficult.

24/4/2025, 8:12:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent

Will it get done by you, or that other dev?

24/4/2025, 7:47:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent

Vel, har du sett kjolen og alt blinget paven får lov til å gå rundt i, uten at noen henger seg opp i det?

21/4/2025, 1:49:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent

That's probably because most objects were washed away last year.

14/4/2025, 6:58:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent

Og her har jeg akkurat klart å lære meg at det er forskjell på ull...

12/4/2025, 7:43:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Timothy Snyder (@timothysnyder.bsky.social) reposted

"On Tyranny" is a #1 NYT bestseller again. I wish the moment were different. But I’m glad the book is useful. And grateful for all the kind words about putting the 20 lessons to work. snyder.substack.com/p/twenty-les...

12/4/2025, 5:33:57 PM | 20668 5609 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent

Which post was that? The one where he appears to be breaking insider trading laws on the largest scale ever?

9/4/2025, 9:20:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent

anything in fact.

6/4/2025, 2:54:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, let's be real: The qualification gap between her and the other clowns currently inhabiting the WH isn't enormous.

3/4/2025, 6:05:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent

Perhaps they were the downstairs neighbors, and her toilet was a hole in the floor?

3/4/2025, 12:34:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent

You guys have branches?

3/4/2025, 12:29:08 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social)

Apple Photos thinks both my parents are the same person, and I'm beginning to question reality.

31/3/2025, 11:21:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent

On the flip side; if this turns out to have zero consequences for the numbnuts involved, then that’s just an added incentive for people to sit on the information until they’re ready for their book tour.

28/3/2025, 5:59:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent

Are you saying you don't like having wipers randomly raking across bone dry wind shields, while ignoring torrential rainfalls at the most inopportune moments?

26/3/2025, 11:56:14 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent

Perhaps the problem of fiber optic drones is also the solution to fiber optic drones. 🤔

22/3/2025, 2:51:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phil Klinkner (@pklinkne.bsky.social) reposted

Let me in. I’m from DOGE.

22/3/2025, 2:36:58 PM | 300 36 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe it’s a weird translation of “pyroclastic flow”?

16/3/2025, 3:48:58 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/3/2025, 3:40:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent

There's no way he has that kind of insight into the consequences of his own actions. 😂

15/3/2025, 12:30:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reposted

1983-01-01

13/3/2025, 7:59:29 AM | 602 26 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent

Om jeg lærte så mye vet jeg ikke, men jeg fikk i alle fall bekreftet at jeg trives veldig godt i mitt eget selskap. Feiret faktisk 5 år med hjemmekontor i går. 🥳🎉

13/3/2025, 12:26:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social)

I had another shower thought: Test Coverage Golf: Hit 100% code coverage with the fewest test statements possible. Less is more—precision wins! Ready to swing? 🏌️ #testing #codegolf #dev

12/3/2025, 7:37:43 PM | 1 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent

This could get quite interesting once they get around to doing this at car dealerships.

10/3/2025, 4:08:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This somehow feels both wrong and right at the same time. 🤯

6/3/2025, 12:06:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, that explains why I always have to go look for new videos from a couple of my subscriptions. There should be an override for the override.

2/3/2025, 5:19:35 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent

Can confirm. Although, I do conk my noggin into all kinds of things. I never knew how much of an early warning system my hair was until I started shaving my dome.

1/3/2025, 12:06:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent

It's nice to be able to justify an extensive collection of hats.

1/3/2025, 12:02:58 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social)

This scene from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" is the perfect analogy for working with AI. www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdKa...

27/2/2025, 10:18:32 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social)

Just asked ChatGPT about pre-emptive multitasking in a vintage operating system and when I asked for references it sent me straight to a kernel reference manual that's been on my bookshelf for over 30 years. Melvil Dewey is spinning in his grave.

23/2/2025, 7:37:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Never in the history of science fiction has this ever gone wrong.

17/2/2025, 1:17:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🍿

28/1/2025, 4:57:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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YouTube is shit stirring again.

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28/1/2025, 2:10:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent

Er et busskur uten tak egentlig bare en levegg? Og hvis man parkerer sykler i sykkelskur, hvorfor parkerer man ikke busser i busskur?

20/1/2025, 8:30:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent

You had Kamchatka and bears on you list, but not this? 😅

15/1/2025, 9:41:19 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Use the Game Dev feed instead of Discover, perhaps?

14/1/2025, 1:37:10 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Check out EbitEngine, if you’re not afraid of Go.

14/1/2025, 1:32:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emma zhou (@emmz.bsky.social) reposted

does everybody know about my favorite website, the embroidery tips page that forgot to close its

tags

25/10/2024, 3:39:02 PM | 8034 3482 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent

I predict that @thorsheim.bsky.social will make this prediction again next year. Happy new year!

1/1/2025, 1:51:03 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent

What kind of cookie?

31/12/2024, 10:43:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Turns out ball vs. brick collision detection in breakout style games can get quite complicated if you just overthink it enough. #gamedev

31/12/2024, 4:51:49 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ah, screw it. I’m gonna follow you, just in case you’re the next Gabe Newell.

30/12/2024, 8:54:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent

There’s a Game Dev feed you can have a look at. Hit the # button in the upper right corner of the app, and go look for it there.

28/12/2024, 1:31:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent

This game took over my life for several years. 🥲

27/12/2024, 10:49:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can't be the only one who has a surveillance camera in the workshop for the sole purpose being able to locate the tool I misplaced 5 minutes earlier, right? #woodworking

27/12/2024, 10:47:42 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hm, now I feel I need to try those games...

27/12/2024, 2:29:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent

But what if the things that I love and deeply understand are programming, classful data structures, and node graphs?

27/12/2024, 12:29:12 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social)

no context #gamedev

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27/12/2024, 2:32:25 AM | 21 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hva om ingen av oss egentlig har sett Grevinnen og Hovmesteren, og alt bare er Mandela-effekten?

20/12/2024, 8:31:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture G.R. Cooper (@grcooper.bsky.social) reposted

How wrong have you been? As a young designer, my studio was bought by EA who sent me a game they were working on, and asked for my feedback. Not just design, but market feasibility My take? It was kind of interesting but nobody would buy a PC dollhouse. The game? The Sims #gamedev #gamedesign

19/12/2024, 12:04:50 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social)

"We heard you like drones, so we put drones on your drones on your drone."

9/12/2024, 1:38:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jeg tror jeg slo systemet ved at jeg hadde rynkete hender allerede fra barndommen av.

3/12/2024, 7:08:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent

Det gjelder oss mannfolk også, håper jeg?

22/11/2024, 9:41:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social)

Accidentally scheduled two lengthy social interaction situations this weekend. I'm going to require weeks of recovery.

15/11/2024, 4:53:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent

Smooth, Marlowe. Smooth. 😂

14/11/2024, 1:16:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Reminds me of Bumblebee, although I suspect it's "Hummel", since it's a German car.

14/11/2024, 1:11:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent

Det er få ord som har så entydig negative konnotasjoner for meg som “teambuilding”.

12/11/2024, 4:07:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent

LinkedIn er som Facebook, men med den vesentlige forskjellen at LinkedIn er fullstendig blottet for alle forsøk på falsk beskjedenhet.

12/11/2024, 4:05:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent

Er innholdet også resirkulert?

9/11/2024, 7:55:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We are still living the halcyon days of bsky.

9/11/2024, 5:02:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent

The pee-to-water ratio is still very low.

8/11/2024, 10:26:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every now and then I like to chuck a few coins into a ditch, just to provide future archaeologists with some excitement.

7/11/2024, 7:48:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent

At dette (delvis) er et sitat fra "Sult" gjør bare ironien helt utsøkt.

30/12/2023, 10:49:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent

Politisk ekteskap orkestrert av foreldrene? Heksebrygg? Spillegjeld? Mulighetene er mange.

24/12/2023, 1:44:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social)

Why is there no "I just don't feel like going" option on Facebook invites? Does Facebook not acknowledge the existence of introverts?

Facebook invite options.
6/12/2023, 2:32:16 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Alt dette høres rett ut.

28/11/2023, 10:03:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view