KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
What is this obsession they have with geomagnetic storms? 🙄
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
What is this obsession they have with geomagnetic storms? 🙄
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social)
Am I the only one who feels guilty tossing old, threadbare towels? They’ve seen more of me than most people ever will, and their worn edges are proof of loyalty. Replacing them with something fluffier feels less like an upgrade and more like betraying a long‑standing friend.
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
Hva? Påstår du at undikk, leddikk, benner og ånnass ikke er ord?
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
You may not like it, but this is peak to do list processing.
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
Det MÅ jo være et marked for svarte Hoka-sko med sølvspenner.
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
Du trenger jo ikke tie stille selv om du bor alene...
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
You’re the future… but not yet. Gotta wait another 25 years.
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
I also think it implies the existence of vocal leela, vocal bender and vocal zoidberg.
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
It's that old expression "children should be seen and not heard", and I guess they just elected to apply that to the manufacturing process as well.
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
Hvor mye hockeypulver per sykkel?
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
Narrator: "It was, in fact, not time to move on."
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
TIL at pilates er mer avhengighetsdannende enn opioider.
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
Did they make a breakthrough with artificial gravity that we didn't know about?
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
Luckily, I am someone else.
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
XY-problemet er tydeligvis ikke begrenset til oss mennesker.
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
Your posts consistently brighten my days. Don't ever change. 😘
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
Da folk tok steget fra facebook til facebook-for-arbeidslivet, så ble det visst kollektivt besluttet at den falske beskjedenheten som de tidligere utøvde skulle byttes ut med uhemmet selvskryt.
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
Menn over 50 har bare lov til å legge ut bilder av seg selv på LinkedIn, må vite, og da helst over skrevs på en rask sykkel etter endt Birkebeinerritt.
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
"Jeg vet jeg sa JA den gangen i kirken, men angående det..."
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
What’s wrong with picking up vitamins?
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey, broken clock, and all that.
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social)
@t3.gg So, after having Gemini 2.5 analyze some numerical sequences on t3.chat, I switched to GPT ImageGen and asked it to draw a chart visualizing the things we'd been discussing. I guess it lost the context. 🤷🏽
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
What if I fake remembering why I walked into the room?
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, but can it export to Excel?
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social)
Is it just me, or has the amount of pocket lint declined substantially since the turn of the millennium?
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm so cringe based, the orb exploded.
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you saying you're too lazy to be turning a big dial taht says "diaper porn" on it?
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
Du klarte tydeligvis å kommunisere både konsist og presist, så skrivestudiene må jo ha fungert etter hensikten, med mindre hensikten var å kommunisere på et mest mulig ullent og langdradd vis, da.
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social)
The existence of ground pangolins implies the existence of air pangolins.
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
I've had a not inconsiderate amount of success getting certain types of devs to prioritize correctly by hinting that a given task might be too difficult.
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
Will it get done by you, or that other dev?
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
Vel, har du sett kjolen og alt blinget paven får lov til å gå rundt i, uten at noen henger seg opp i det?
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
That's probably because most objects were washed away last year.
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
Og her har jeg akkurat klart å lære meg at det er forskjell på ull...
Timothy Snyder (@timothysnyder.bsky.social) reposted
"On Tyranny" is a #1 NYT bestseller again. I wish the moment were different. But I’m glad the book is useful. And grateful for all the kind words about putting the 20 lessons to work. snyder.substack.com/p/twenty-les...
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
Which post was that? The one where he appears to be breaking insider trading laws on the largest scale ever?
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
anything in fact.
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, let's be real: The qualification gap between her and the other clowns currently inhabiting the WH isn't enormous.
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
Perhaps they were the downstairs neighbors, and her toilet was a hole in the floor?
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
You guys have branches?
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social)
Apple Photos thinks both my parents are the same person, and I'm beginning to question reality.
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
On the flip side; if this turns out to have zero consequences for the numbnuts involved, then that’s just an added incentive for people to sit on the information until they’re ready for their book tour.
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you saying you don't like having wipers randomly raking across bone dry wind shields, while ignoring torrential rainfalls at the most inopportune moments?
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
Perhaps the problem of fiber optic drones is also the solution to fiber optic drones. 🤔
Phil Klinkner (@pklinkne.bsky.social) reposted
Let me in. I’m from DOGE.
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe it’s a weird translation of “pyroclastic flow”?
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
There's no way he has that kind of insight into the consequences of his own actions. 😂
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reposted
1983-01-01
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
Om jeg lærte så mye vet jeg ikke, men jeg fikk i alle fall bekreftet at jeg trives veldig godt i mitt eget selskap. Feiret faktisk 5 år med hjemmekontor i går. 🥳🎉
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social)
I had another shower thought: Test Coverage Golf: Hit 100% code coverage with the fewest test statements possible. Less is more—precision wins! Ready to swing? 🏌️ #testing #codegolf #dev
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
This could get quite interesting once they get around to doing this at car dealerships.
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
This somehow feels both wrong and right at the same time. 🤯
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, that explains why I always have to go look for new videos from a couple of my subscriptions. There should be an override for the override.
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
Can confirm. Although, I do conk my noggin into all kinds of things. I never knew how much of an early warning system my hair was until I started shaving my dome.
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
It's nice to be able to justify an extensive collection of hats.
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social)
This scene from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" is the perfect analogy for working with AI. www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdKa...
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social)
Just asked ChatGPT about pre-emptive multitasking in a vintage operating system and when I asked for references it sent me straight to a kernel reference manual that's been on my bookshelf for over 30 years. Melvil Dewey is spinning in his grave.
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
Never in the history of science fiction has this ever gone wrong.
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
🍿
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
Er et busskur uten tak egentlig bare en levegg? Og hvis man parkerer sykler i sykkelskur, hvorfor parkerer man ikke busser i busskur?
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
You had Kamchatka and bears on you list, but not this? 😅
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
Use the Game Dev feed instead of Discover, perhaps?
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
Check out EbitEngine, if you’re not afraid of Go.
emma zhou (@emmz.bsky.social) reposted
does everybody know about my favorite website, the embroidery tips page that forgot to close its
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
I predict that @thorsheim.bsky.social will make this prediction again next year. Happy new year!
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
What kind of cookie?
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social)
Turns out ball vs. brick collision detection in breakout style games can get quite complicated if you just overthink it enough. #gamedev
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah, screw it. I’m gonna follow you, just in case you’re the next Gabe Newell.
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
There’s a Game Dev feed you can have a look at. Hit the # button in the upper right corner of the app, and go look for it there.
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
This game took over my life for several years. 🥲
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social)
I can't be the only one who has a surveillance camera in the workshop for the sole purpose being able to locate the tool I misplaced 5 minutes earlier, right? #woodworking
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
Hm, now I feel I need to try those games...
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
But what if the things that I love and deeply understand are programming, classful data structures, and node graphs?
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
Hva om ingen av oss egentlig har sett Grevinnen og Hovmesteren, og alt bare er Mandela-effekten?
G.R. Cooper (@grcooper.bsky.social) reposted
How wrong have you been? As a young designer, my studio was bought by EA who sent me a game they were working on, and asked for my feedback. Not just design, but market feasibility My take? It was kind of interesting but nobody would buy a PC dollhouse. The game? The Sims #gamedev #gamedesign
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social)
"We heard you like drones, so we put drones on your drones on your drone."
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
Jeg tror jeg slo systemet ved at jeg hadde rynkete hender allerede fra barndommen av.
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
Det gjelder oss mannfolk også, håper jeg?
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social)
Accidentally scheduled two lengthy social interaction situations this weekend. I'm going to require weeks of recovery.
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
Smooth, Marlowe. Smooth. 😂
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
Reminds me of Bumblebee, although I suspect it's "Hummel", since it's a German car.
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
Det er få ord som har så entydig negative konnotasjoner for meg som “teambuilding”.
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
LinkedIn er som Facebook, men med den vesentlige forskjellen at LinkedIn er fullstendig blottet for alle forsøk på falsk beskjedenhet.
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
Er innholdet også resirkulert?
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
We are still living the halcyon days of bsky.
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
The pee-to-water ratio is still very low.
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social)
Every now and then I like to chuck a few coins into a ditch, just to provide future archaeologists with some excitement.
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
At dette (delvis) er et sitat fra "Sult" gjør bare ironien helt utsøkt.
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
Politisk ekteskap orkestrert av foreldrene? Heksebrygg? Spillegjeld? Mulighetene er mange.
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social)
Why is there no "I just don't feel like going" option on Facebook invites? Does Facebook not acknowledge the existence of introverts?
KluZz (@kluzz.bsky.social) reply parent
Alt dette høres rett ut.