Heyyyyyy cutiiieeee Name’s Knave! Cartoonist, and Multidimensional Comedy Icon! https://www.patreon.com/c/TransCat
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In Mario, the fireballs the jump out of lava are not called "Fireballs". They have a name. They're called "Podoboo", which is WAY too cute of a name! It's made worse by the fact they gave him cute little eyes! Podoboo just wants to hug you with it's burning face! <3
Of course it is preposterous that you don't believe in the Loch Ness monster, but I love you anyway.
Law & Order: Tactics Advance Limit Breaking Bad The 10th Kingdom Hearts Orange is the New Black Mage Bahamut's Burgers Kefka: House of Fab Carbunclefornication The Fort of the Condors Tantrums and Tiamat
That's So Reno! Clarissa Explains It All (Via 45 Minute Cut Scene) The Sweet Life With Zack & Cloudy Charlie's S.O.L.D.I.E.R.s Shadow: The Bounty Hunter Absolutely Fabula Nova Chrysalis Advent Children In The Hall Live From Treno, It's City of Night LIVE!!!
Final Fantasy Sitcom Pitches: Final Fantasy Three's Company Who's The Final Boss? Fresh Prince of Midgar Diff'rent Quest Everybody Loves Grindan Final Seinfeld XIII: Fabula Newman Chrysalis Will & Grace: Advent Children Joey: Crystal Chronicles Everybody Hates Chrono Trigger Family Materias
Knave Murdok Used "SPLASH". It's Super Effeminate.
Remember back in 2014 when weirdo suburban moms in the Bay Area were pulling their kids out of school because there was a rumour about an Ebola patient being admitted to a hospital in New York? Crazy how in 6 years, they evolved into the same idiots who demanded schools stay open during COVID.
My dog has the power of God, AND Anime on her side! RAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Geico using the song "One Headlight" in their commercials was peak inadvertent comedy.
I still don't own this shirt >:(
I am dual-wielding laptops! Rawr! Look at me business! I am businessing all over the place!!!
SHOCKING TRUE STORIES OF LAVENDER TOWN SYNDROME!!!
Damn, they got us.
We’re getting down to business. The business of getting down. And business is good.
Me, wearing my friend Dani's beanie at King of Clubs back in 2014.
Family oriented action flicks are growing stagnant. Once you've added The Rock to the cast, where do you go from there? Two The Rocks? Haha, no, there aren't enough protein shakes on the planet to make that possible.
Hasbro Sales Rep: "Sales of Ouija boards are down, sir! For some reason, young girls just aren't communicating with the dead like they used to!" Hasbro CEO: *Takes long drag off Cuban cigar* "Make one in pink..."
my cool Australian friend, Alyshia, was in a cool band once upon a time, as their keyboardist. You should listen to them here: empiricalmetalband.bandcamp.com?fbclid=IwZXh...
Three rules of cooking: 1. The most important thing about cooking is to always... Use food. 2. Use a butter knife for everything. 3. Doooon't fuckin' hurt yourself!
I'm starting my own festival called "Freezing Man". We create art in an air conditioned room, and we never have to worry about anyone ODing or getting murdered and laugh all day about how we aren't in the desert 😃 😃 😃 I suppose you can wear a dirty tutu if you really feel like you need to.
Healing from FFS be like: *stumbles out of bed at 1pm* "Today's gonna be a good day."
Due to government budget cuts, you are no longer entitled to your opinion.
Need to gain some confidence? DO THE CONFI-DANCE!!!!!!! ~ * ~ * (/^~^)/ \(^~^\) ~ * ~ *
Teenage Mutant Nine Inch Nails! Teenage Mutant Nine Inch Nails! Teenage Mutant Nine Inch Nails! I was up above it! Down in it! I'm a big man! I like to have fun! Trent Reznor sings Chris Vrenna plays the drums Charlis Clouser's a reptile Danny Lohner in a downward spiral!
finally!
To all the conservatives who claim “you can’t make fun of the transes! They’re too sensitive, and they’ll cancel you! It’s rough, I tell ya!” I say, “behold”.
AH DON'T NEEEED NO INSTRUCTIONS TO KNOW HOW TA R A W K !
Many geese by my house.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTgF... OG Goth 💀👻🦴🧛♀️🧟♀️🖤🕷️🕸️🐈⬛🦇🍷🏰🌙🕶️🗡️⛓️🩻⚰️🪦🏴☠️
dang weirdies...
August 5th 2014 This man arrives outside my home.
The world kind of sucks a lot, so i want to be good and kind to everyone so that it can suck less. Even if it's just a little bit.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqdU... What a surprise You fucked up again A way of life you need to get over All the rage just eats you alive Can you leave it behind? I don't know where it'll end The sun has set Why can't I be friends? I don't know if I can forgive The day is long And I was so dead wrong
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWW8... I wish Johnny Cash would have done a cover of this song while he was alive. Before you say anything, no do not make this with AI. I don't want that.
The large books ARE excellent! @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social my love for you cannot be overstated.
She truly did it all for the nookie
2 and a half months ago, my two best friends, Tiger, and moose, finally tied the knot. Today, we’re finally getting some of those wedding pictures!
Today is moving day See you soon, SF.
I think it's time to play the entire Gorillaz discography on loop until I start feeling feelings again. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V_x...
i.makeagif.com/media/8-30-2... SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE GHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST
manfeels-park.tumblr.com/tagged/comic Manfeels Park is a legendary comic by @abigailnussbaum.bsky.social What I could not give for a printed collection of these <3
LIFE HACKS that will make your life SHITTY! 😃 😃 😃
The final version of TransCat Issue 2's front cover, sans titles of course. You can still get your copy here: transcatcomics.blogspot.com/p/the-paraso...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzLO... Still one of my favourite Sailor Moon parodies I've ever seen XD
If you SAY you can, you are lying to yourself. And if you're using your delusional "logic-only" based decision making skills to shame someone who's made a different decision than you, you're a dick.
I will never understand people's incessant need to separate emotion and logic, as if that's the one and only good way to come to a decision about anything. Every single decision we make is made in an emotional state of mind. You can't escape it. You can't just turn emotion off.
CHEXMIX, ATHEISTS!!!
You know what I hate about Hollywood? The phonies! That's right, I said it!! 😠
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg1m... Gaga and Bennett had teased the release of this project with their "The Lady is a Tramp" track. Two and a half years later, they officially announced their full collaboration album wit the release of Anything Goes. I had almost given up hope!
Things are gonna change, I can feel it.
When I'm rich and I get a personalized license plate, I want it to say ★VNRTST
I'm up all night to get lucky~
I heard from my friend's brother's friend that you can revive Aeris at the end of Disc 2. His dad works for Square.
Knave Murdok is friend to all animals! Even the really weird and ugly ones! 😃
It was just a pure and simple instant messaging program that you had to actually know who you were connecting with, so you could exchange screen names with the express purpose of messaging them.
I miss AIM, that was a good chat program. I loved how when you downloaded it and signed in, it didn't auto-sync with your live journal or your friendster account. I loved how it didn't just populate your friends list with any and all email addresses you might have recently interacted with.
And as it turned out, the cutest kitty was ME!!! 😃 😃 😃
Back in the King of Clubs days, I used to bring my art with me and draw ALL NIGHT in between singing songs for karaoke. Then, that place closed, and I tried in vain to find OTHER cool queer karaoke bars to go to. None of them were as conducive to art at King of Clubs was. :(
Making peace with myself was never an option.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk4b... The Mike Cahill / Brit Marling duo was one of the most important pair of voices we had in sci fi cinema in the late 2000's / early 2010's.
Love it when someone points out how offensive stereotypes are still really pervasive in media these days, and them some clown retorts "WELL WE BETTER STOP MAKING MOVIES THEN!!!" You just proved the point. Offensive stereotypes are SO common, that you ACTUALLY CANNOT EVEN IMAGINE media without them.
Little pepperoni likes to chill at home-y~ Little pepperoni likes to boogie boogie~
Nirvana: And the Quest for Sarcasm! Featuring: Indiana Jones, The Power Rangers, A Bunch of Bears, and a very old hat.
The novelty of being a novelty has worn off.
For just 3 cents a day, YOU can help feed this troll.
I could entertain the possibility of a tornado, but it's not really tornado season. I could even entertain the possibility of a black hole, but it isn't really black hole season either. That leaves us with one viable option... invisible elephants.
Little did we know the moon landing actually WAS staged... ON MARS!!!
It's true, look it up!
This lil guy was found outside my my Jadz's house spinnin' away at his webby web :3
www.youtube.com/watch?v=97Kf... ATTENTION! Birde Music Video!
HELLO!
I just heard someone's car horn honk "La Cucaracha" in real life 😮
dyson spelled upside-down is uoshp.
ALPACA LIPS NOW!
They says it's never too early to write yourself a living will. I don't really have any ideas yet, but I can say one thing for sure, there sure as hell better be tacos at my funeral.
Girl i met at a Gaymer X coloured this in for me ^^
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyi... Possibly the best song about badgers the modern world has yet to produce.
In Sweden, *all* books are titled "The Flying Castle That Exploded". This is why I, for one, favor a democratic socialist welfare state.
I still have yet to ever read this. I'm kinda scared to, but also extremely curious.
Behold! The megaloptera! Lookit them cute lil' mandables, and SUCH an impressive wingspan!
Twin Peaks, Northern Exposure, The X-Files and Babylon 5 all share a cinematic universe.
You’re revolting. Hopefully your time among us is short lived. 🪦
He’s in my prayers everyday.
Uugghhhhhh FINE! I’LL BUY A PS5!!!
Ook ook!
Is it possible to learn this power?
Naw Not today
You can say it but that does not make it so. Conservatives cling to white supremacy, and sexual hierarchy. They seek to own women through marriage and control them with rape and other sexual violence. Their foreign policy is sheer violence. It is disgusting.
The fact that you cannot think of a correlation between anything other that prosperity and income in honestly hilarious. Just because you at something’s an established fact does not make it so. Your smug pompousness when discussing matters you’re direly uneducated in is quite sad.
Got my ID photo taken AND my work laptop delivered to me all in the same day. My whole life is changing. New job, new place to live, recovering from surgery, car recently repaired good as new, and maybe, hopefully this new person I'm seeing goes somewhere good with me ^^
1 & 2. Yes, I can actually. Because they lead to a greater volume of people being safer, healthier, more prosperous, as well as a safer, cleaner environment. 3. Literally everything about conservative politics is racist and sexist and violent and cruel.
Off to get a photo ID taken for my new job. My face is not officially done healing yet, so I have a feeling I’m gonna be doing this again in about a month.
Is there a "deeper end" I can go off of?
JTHM, The Offspring, Final Fantasy 7 and Star Wars: Dark Empire are intrinsically intertwined.
the THING what SQUEAKS!!!
No, in fact I DON'T have a license to sell hot dogs! They turned me away when I went to fill out the application because my PENIS WAS STICKING OUT!
I'm cuter than Einstein and smarter than Miley Cyrus! 😃
People think he was wise, but he just sent a potential cannibal home... And he sent her home hungry! ö__ö
But what about the woman who didn't object? Would she have been satisfied with half a baby? What that says to me is that she didn't want a son, she wanted meat. What does that say about King Solomon as a ruler if his subjects are willing to resort to infant cannibalism?
