The Germans have a wonderful and oh so appropriate word for this: Backpfeifengesicht. It's a German word for a face that desperately needs a slap or a punch, translating to something like a "slappable face" or a "face in need of a fist".
The Germans have a wonderful and oh so appropriate word for this: Backpfeifengesicht. It's a German word for a face that desperately needs a slap or a punch, translating to something like a "slappable face" or a "face in need of a fist".
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe there is a Federal Statute requiring this. Supposedly this is to ensure correct and safe functioning of said tongs.
The oldest fossil evidence shows that humans originated in Africa about 200,000 years ago and would have had dark pigmented skin to protect them from intense UV rays. So if you're a believer in "God," and believe man was created in his image... then it stands to reason that God is a Black man.
At first, I thought somebody had put a dirty mop on a post. Then it got worse!
Some days, hot, sweaty gorilla sex hits the spot.
2/2 Na'am (Arabic), Avunu (Telugu), Vâng (Vietnamese), Ken (Hebrew), Ayo (Armenian), Āe (Maori), Igen (Hungarian), and Hyām (Bengali). And for the US west coasters: "like dude! you know it!"
1/2 Sí (Spanish), Oui (French), Ja (German, Dutch, Swedish), Tak (Polish), Evet (Turkish), Nai (Greek), Shi (Mandarin Chinese), Hai (Japanese), Ne (Korean), Sim (Portuguese), Da (Russian, Ukrainian, Romanian),
More accurate than the racist, bigoted bullshit fox puts out there.
Exactly!
Only on my lap. 😉
2/2 While the shortened version suggests simple admiration, Wilde's complete thought implies that imitation is a sign of weakness or lack of originality, though it can also serve as a path from mediocrity to greatness for the imitator.
1/2 "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness". Oscar Wilde
What people forget is that after Reagan was shot, a bipartisan bill was passed to ban assault style weapons, the Brady bill. For all the times conservatives and the gun industry whined "they'll take your guns." It didn't happen. When it did, it was the republicans. "Do as I say, not as I do."
My hope for the Toddler King is sartorial; my wish is for him to wear a toe tag.
taint is like "im stuck between a cock and a fart place"
Clots and prayers people, clots and prayers.
What I find reassuring is that she remains humble.
Yesterday we went grocery shopping and although the US berries were cheaper, we bought all Canadian grown at a higher price. We did get our money’s worth as the Canadian berries were beautiful. Sorry not sorry. 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
Aint it like White people to spend centuries invading and colonizing countries they had no business being in, and then have the gall to turn around and tell immigrants they're not welcome on the land they stole.
If a Scotsman, or Englishman, or Welshman or Irishman allegedly commits a crime, we don't condemn the entire race. Why apply different rules to asylum seekers?
When they start ordering large quantities of Prussic Acid (aka hydrogen cyanide, used in Zyklon B) it's too damn late.
You and the rest of Greece and southern Italy. You're a mammal babe, we all hairy.
RFK Jr cut half a billion dollars in research funding for mRNA vaccines. He & Marty Makary claim mRNA vaccines are “risky” so they’ll shift to “traditional, older” vaccine tech that’s “safer.” Guess what? We used to immunize people by blowing powdered smallpox scabs up their noses. 1/
The question of the day is Where’s Pedo.
good mornin #sInGeRsOnGwRiTeR #cOuNtRy #OrGiNaL #folk #song
2 birds, 1 stone
Ultimately, they want to turn women into Axlotl Tanks.
Life's little ironies.
Natural birth control
Can you even imagine the stories that are buried in Ivanka Trump's brain. Dark disturbing shit. Gauranteed.
Recipe please 🙏
#art #leopoldogout #nyc
Trump's a Russian asset. He was not outplayed, he is following order's
Um, duh!
You have the right to be yourself at your public school, no matter what lawmakers say. Learn more at aclu.org/lgbtqstudentskyr
OMG!! Sen. Collins is "Alarmed!" Heavens to Betsy no! Yawn.
If this bird was featured in the Jurassic Park movies, most people would go "yeah, that's about right. But would it fight a T-Rex?" My money would be on the bird.
Garcia: We finally got word from the Epstein estate. They're going to be providing the actual Epstein book… the estate is actually going to actually now get us that book and a bunch of other documents that they have that's actually not been reported yet.
Truth
Look at those eyes! She's initiating attack plan Alpha.
He did this in the hopes that one of his informal, civilian brownshirts will attack her.
And the devil lurks in the shadows.
The new ICE song by Jesse Welles nails it. ICE isn’t recruiting heroes, it’s recruiting the bitter, the rejected, the ones desperate for a badge to cover their failures. Losers with power become the most dangerous kind. (c/o Caroline Codsi)
I could be convinced.
💙 I've just changed my mind about reincarnation 💙
This never showed up in any of my college A&P, general biology, and microbiology classes. Funny that.
I don't follow celebrity social lives. Like at all. I often look like the dipshit in the room for not know who is dating whom. So I watched an interview with Swift/Kelce to see what this was all about, and y'all, as a man who has been in love with the same woman for 30 years, those kids are in LOVE.
Seaside?
New details emerge in case against Republican who laced his granddaughters' ice cream with molly & cocaine. He claimed Dairy Queen laced the ice cream, but video shows it was him. He tried to create a fake crisis or wanted to rape his granddaughters. Typical Republican. www.wral.com/story/calls-...
The clipboard is the cheat code that never fails. #terminallance #usmc #webcomic
Oooh, that's even more gooder!
All they would have to do is let a "leak" come out about another Obama nomination. He would totally, catastrophically, and hilariously lose his shit.
Aw yall! A bunch of Black girls on Reddit are helping this white lady suffering from menopausal hair loss source and install a GOOD wig and vetting local people near her to do a quality install.
After DEA GOONS begin to harass and question a man sitting in Starburst Plaza in NE Washington DC, local neighbors remind him of his rights and stand with him until the GOONS give up on their harassment.
It wasn’t a sandwich. It was a bum WRAP. Haha A+ reply.
Sooo many choices. Karoline Leavitt would be my first pick. What about you?
We had that album on reel-to-reel tape in 1964! (That was the year I learned how to spice a tape. I was four.)
This may sound bizarre, but the most valued "position under the king" (see what I did there?) was the guy who got to wipe the king's ass after he defecated. That person had access (again) to the most recent and secret information.
I believe musk and his little tech bros manipulated the voting machines and rigged the election in trump's favor. Several districts back east that were solid blue K. Harris districts where there were NO votes for Harris' That is statistically impossible.
trump needs a rectalcephalectomy to get their heads out of his ass.
Those Reform nutjobs reminded me: "Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, grabbing an Indian curry or Turkish kebab takeaway, then going home to sit on Swedish furniture & watch American shows on a Japanese TV, while being suspicious of anything foreign."
FUCK YEAH SCIENCE arstechnica.com/science/2025...
I didn't think you were a stupid democrat. I knew you were a stupid republican.
"The government controlling the means of production and distribution describes a command economy, a type of socialism or communism where the state owns or administers economic resources instead of private citizens or the market."
I don't know how it's possible for him to talk with his head so far up trumps ass.
Although all of the backlash to Cracker Barrel’s logo change was absurd I am offended that all white people have to do is complain online for a couple days and they get what they want. Black people have been tanking Target’s sales for months and they still won’t reverse course
We keep pushing the limits of STING’s speed 🐝😎 Once again, we’ve broken our own record. The last one stood at 315 km/h. We won’t spill the new numbers just yet—just listen to the sound 😏
For all the dog lovers. This is a classic. Worth seeing again.
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte
This picture is AI generated. Look at her hands. It's repub/maga diversionary propaganda.
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