“bluesky has no pull” we had the world thinking the president was dead, we’re becoming more powerful than they could ever imagine
“bluesky has no pull” we had the world thinking the president was dead, we’re becoming more powerful than they could ever imagine
He was in the hospital near death
He is dead and, as one can easily see in recent photos, he's already badly decomposed. Anyone who says otherwise is fake news.
*possibly
BLUESKY: the president fatally choked on his own balls this evening US: Whoa, wait, is he dead? Like, for real? BLUESKY: I dunno, but let’s have some fun.
Too bad that power couldn't be applied to something important. Like ending the bipartisan funded genocide of 2.3 million Palestinians.
Bane voice: “The shitposting - it rises, brother.”
It's still iffy. He needs to go live in front of all the news cameras.
Bluesky has no pull of what? MAGA? Incels? Gas lighters? F-ck it, X, you can keep 'em.
what the fuck are you babbling about
Keep it up. 😎
There are millions of us now. Row together everyone.
REPORTS OF MY DEATH HAVE BEEN EXAGGERATED! SAD!!!!!!
To be fair, we *were* telling people what they dearly wanted to hear.
We could still be hopeful, couldn't we. The world would've been a better place and will be someday.
We are the people Hear our roar 🦁
It’s just too bad that we couldn’t have made that “rumor” a reality.
The long weekend isn’t over yet .. Is dřump taking up humming ?
what is a dřump?
I feel drunk with power🤟🏼Ok, just drunk.
From now on we know when people repeat that “the streets” are saying that the blessed event has come to pass, they mean Bluesky. We are the streets.
They meant the skeets 😏
I was really hoping to see some Weekend at Bernie's coverup where they used his bloated corpse like a puppet at press conferences
He’s been brain dead most of his life
“I don’t want to go on the golf cart!”
🤣🥳
I don't know why so many people stay on Twitter. Everyone should at least get an account on Bluesky to enjoy the sane likemindedness. is tht a word? I had so many tormentors on Twitter. Bluesky is also beginning to get some influential members. I want to be able to ask question. Im handicapped.
Oh if only. I long to hear that news. Every day. Every morning I hope to see tht news & I try to feel guilty for what's in my heart. I can't help it. If he'd just go away, I'd be ok with that but if nothing else, he is relentless. He's not going willingly. Vote him out BIGLY. That's what we can do.
Actually, tRump is dead. Now he's a fucking zombie! He eats brains because he has no brains. Not only that, it turns out that he is actually a shitty zombie. He thinks other zombies are supposed to feed him! I say, fuck him and feed him beans.
People are saying...
Hope is still alive after all
👏👏👏👏👏🤣😂🤣
Are we that sure he's alive?
Getting the feeling people on X are hearing footsteps.
To be fair, every platform was on that same page. It was the number one search on Google for a while.
Those crazy kids on reddit started it
I still think he’s in the ICU. When I see actual live footage of him, not some old prerecorded footage, I’ll believe otherwise.
He was photographed leaving the White House today to go golfing. He did look sickly, but he was alive.
He’s looked sickly for a while and how do we know it was recorded today?
That I can't affirm, the report came from the WH pool reporter who photographed it.
Look, I hope he has passed on into the pits of hell, but until there is proof that happened🤷♂️
nah, that was from an old video from june. still no proof of life.
I'm not saying there is, I'm basing my comment on today's reporting! I'm not going to argue about it, because I really don't give a fuck!
Screaming "It's a body double!" worked for them when they were bitching about Biden
Well…
Pedo Pop
Eeeeeewww. I wouldn’t let my kids go anywhere with him. Gross.
Right?
It's being reported that is old footage...
if that’s old footage, it begs the question why not use new footage?
Old photo possibly. The girl in the photo was at another location; something about college or school.
Yep, all these pro photographers just forgot how to take shots.
Yeah he did similar shit during Covid. Remember regeneron
Agree. Looks like they’re dredging up footage from earlier in the year.
psh bsky.app/profile/db-u...
He's not doing great. I'm calling Monday.
"to be fair", thx, that's appreciated when folks lose sight that they have nothing against doing wrong....they just want to be the ones doing it. Who the fuck wants to become the next "X". It should just be an instrument, the message more important than the messenger
That was far from just this place.
He's not? 😒
From the neck up. Trump IS dead.
Now I need everyone to just get in on my Dong Zhuo joke and something really funny will happen.
*Shoves so many chips into the centre of the table and I don’t even fully get the joke despite repeatedly googling it just because I like it so much but I do get it generally thematically I think and it rules*
I dunno Reddit beat us by at least 12 hours
*stealing *
Tell them I didn’t know.
"if you announce me dead..."
He could’ve owned the news cycle with an epic mortal shed, but no - missed opportunity. Thought the dude was ACE brand strategist. Bah
I still haven't seen good proof of life today!
Proof of life for him isn’t possible to be good for anyone else.
Is someone writing a book or a play called, is he dead yet?
I still think he's dead. Or in a coma. Instead of a medically induced coma it might be a For the Love of God induced one.
“thinking”? as if it isn’t true??
The reverberations of our “echo chamber” now command the NY Post.
😂😂😂
I’m pretty sure he is…..
Yeah, not so much
Remember to stand up an walk towards the solution and not hide behind your keyboard
Time to start the rumour that this is zombie trump
In between posts speculating on demise I saw photos of dahlias, rainbows, dogs, and movie reviews There's juice
And this just in... Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.
TBH, the biggest disappointment is....that he is not!
Are we on cankle alert?
Candles are taking over the body
OMFG CANKLES
Cruel joke.
And the verdict is still out on that first part.
I'm not sure people were thinking so much as they were hoping.
The important thing is Bluesky managed to get everyone talking about whether or not he died. The platform shaped global discourse.
He is dead . ...they were old photos.
As a PSA, I created 2 minutes of how to tell if the guy is pushing up the daisies: www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8BpE66U/
"There is no failure; there is no success. There is only the will to continue" - Winston Churchill. Trump would have us believe the game is over and he has won. Trump is wrong.
Well said Obi Wan Kenobi.
I believe it has to do with Syphilis and ICE agents interviewing for jobs in the Lincoln Bedroom! The treatments can take time, if they work!
Ok fine -- but when that turned out NOT to be true, you only succeeded in DISAPPOINTING a lot of people. 🪃 😖
What if it turns out this is 2 years after he actually died and was replaced by a fancy puppet + CG(A)I? 🤷🏾 I’m not saying this is breaking news or anything but..
if you ask me, he's dead
motherfucker’s dead to me i can tell you that much
Social media are silly and they are dumbing us down
We gather to express our hope.
Nobody thought the president was dead. They just wishfully hoped he was. As we all still do.
I wish I was around for this. That could have been so exciting!
I didn’t think he was dead. 🤷♀️
Black, brown trans people and migrants are experiencing the most violence and harassment than any other group in our country. When are we all going to do something about it. Bitching on social media is not enough.
and yet here you are
Sounds like you're up. Off you go! 💪🙂
He’s dead in our hearts ✨
It started on twitter.
dork
Damn! And I missed it!
God : SOON! Me : WELL IT AINT SOON ENOUGH SO GET OFF YOUR ASS ALREADY
Oh, he is already. He just doesn’t know it yet.
He’s been dead inside for decades, the wrapper gotta crumple at some point
Everyone’s wrapper gets crumpled after a while, but he’s like that candy in grandma’s sewing tin that nobody wants… Or maybe an old forgotten about cough drop.
I think he is ☠️ or is pretty close to it. There's no live footage of him.
He still might be
THAT makes Bluesky and every one of us targets of the MAGAt Cult of domestic terrorist traitors and this criminal regime.
Yes. And if the press won't cover Trump's health problems, but will cover speculations about Trump's health problems (ie, death being a health problem), what's the takeaway from that? bsky.app/profile/did:...
SIDE NOTE: My favorite Trump's-death coverage came from TMZ, because someone there decided this headline needed the word "False".
aw, did that vile face of his show up in public again?
#indictmiller #indictvought #Stopproject2025
No you didn't.
Underestimating BlueSky is a horrible idea. OTP vp
We have the master novelist of horror, Bernie and a great Jedi warrior in our corner. We will be alright.
im still celebrating his passing. gonna be hoootin it up for at least another week or two
😂
The sleeper has awakened…
Depends on your definition of dead. He’s in the Guinness Book of World Records for being the longest living braindead human being. Depending on your definition of human being.
I've developed gills and precognition since I've started posting here.
By saying Bluesky has no pull means there is pull.
You mean he’s not? Please, I beg of you!
Bluesky is the background infrastructure that found things - then the rest of the world followed suit not knowing where it originated from 😂
That was US? Holy shit. I mean, I saw it on here first of course but this is where I go. BlueSky is really where the whole rumor/meme got started? I had people irl texting me about it!
Spreading false rumours is nothing to brag about
But we still can't upload gifs!
(You have to upload them as a video unless they're on the little GIF button)
There’s a lot that’s broken and poorly designed. There are very specific UI bugs that appear to come straight from the shared code of Twitter.
And while BS tries to be Twitter, it doesn't have many convenient features that Twitter does.
The worst missing function is post editing. That should’ve been solved by the first public release and it’s still missing. I’m surprised they’re actually working on proper verification systems, but glad.
✔️
It was all over Threads and X last night, too. People were checking in on all platforms. 🤷🏻♀️
That's not Bluesky... that's US, the PEOPLE
what is the bluesky business model? how without ads, can they survive?
But Andrew, the President IS dead.
Melania is not going see Trump in a hospital unless it’s to identify his dead body.
This begs a question: How are the president and First Lady - any elected Republican really - able to go into public without people literally ripping them into pieces? I don’t think many people would be able to stop themselves in-person, and I really don’t think any Republican is safe.
I’ve seen this but who is that author and why would she be at Walter Reed?
Who is that author? She says she is their for child birth...
Yes, as in who authored that tweet or thread, whatever it is.
Walter Reed isnt a civilian hospital. I am trying to assess the legitimacy of the tweet that was shared. I searched their name and it didn’t turn up anything.
She could be a military spouse.
I found her. She’s married to a veteran, so story probably checks out.
This is an exceptionally common outfit for the demon…this doesn’t prove today’s video is from the day shown here
Every time Dump leaves the White House, his convoy zooms by my apartment windows, causing chaos. That didn’t happen today…
I want to believe. And so I do. I'm buying into all the whoo whoo stuff and hoping that so many people talking about him being gone somehow made him actually disappear because magic. Why not. At the very least I'm officially on board with astrology if he's gone because they said gone by September.
I have voodoo dolls but they just don't work like when I was young.
I've never seen prayers answered, but we're watching the curse of every American witch in real time. Which one's really more valid?
This is so funny because i have those very elements sitting right in front of me (Im a stitcher)- but never thought of connecting the two. 🤣
🤣🤣
😄
🤣😂😅😊
Weird that they consider a week of no public appearances and no policy making to be a week of winning.
I consider it winning. I don’t want to see him or hear from him.
All the people with brains are here.
It was a practice run
We are 30 million strong 💪.
Insert maniacal laughter
✊!
Not sure it started here. It was trending on X.
lol, I’m still not convinced he’s not.
I had my second best skeet ever with a 'he dead' joke This place has the juice
It doesn’t need pull. Twitter has push. Elon Musk turned Twitter into an intolerable hellhole. BlueSky has the most familiar, and least-painful, user experience (out of the whole scope of shitty social media user experiences; I rank Facebook as the absolute worst user experience).
Facebook is 1/3 random shit some of your friends did 6 fucking days ago, 1/3 ads, and 1/3 complete rage bait. It’s terrible. It’s an engagement algorithm, nothing to do with your “Friends” anymore.
The discontinuity of time is the worst aspect of Facebook's algo. It means there is no "now," everything you see is message in a bottle from some distant world. It could be 4 days ago, it could be 6 weeks past. There is no real connection anymore.
Yeah, it should be the most recent stuff by default but for some reason it’s not. I have no idea how it decides to serve you to be honest.
Somehow it has to do with what they think will result in the most advertising impressions.
I think it has more to do with preventing things from going viral that Mark Zuckerberg doesn't want going viral. The change happened around the time of the 2016 elections when we basically realized we were all talking right over the heads of the media.
Well yeah, that too. They have this whole mythology of “the suppression of conservative ideas”… 🙄
Also known as the pain of "being talked back to directly, and openly contradicted." Narcissists have a real problem with that. They like to spew their bs unchallenged.
You mean he isn't? 😭😭😭
47 has been dead for 75 years. People just don’t recognize sociopaths
People really do have the power and I hope that they realize this soon and exert their power & change what is happening, Power to the People!
😊
And we would have managed to make it trelue if only people believed more instead of being all pedantic.
That's called "misinformation" It's bad. Stop it.
shut up you fucking dillweed
Don’t lie. It got my hopes up.
We're the most powerful force in the universe. Nothing can escape us, not even light itself... Hmmm....I need to stop watching Star Trek before bedtime.
I finally kinda feel like I’m “in the know” on something… 🤣🤣🥰
well, if you give people what they want they tend to believe it.
They're watching us. So make sure you tell them to fuck off. You hear that you puke nazi scum? FuCk Off!
Now convince them that Trump does not speak for all of us and that he must be removed along with all who enabled him
So let me get this straight. There are no images of him playing golf today? AFTER they said he was “perfectly” fine and was going golfing?
C’mon Andrew, be serious. WE didn’t have the world thinking the President was dead. The President died. There was a coverup. We noticed, and the rest of the world did too.
#poeslaw
Whose sending the ships to Venezuela then?
Maybe if we all wish for the same thing at the same time. Say, 3pm eastern (noon on the west coast) Labor Day??? 😁
So... We managed to make the world believe something we did not know to be true? That sounds like something the enemy would be proud of achieving.
Wait, you mean he isn’t dead?
✊️✌️💙
What are you talking about?
DJT has the best medical care in the world. They can keep sick people alive for a very long time. I don't think we should get anyone's hope up. I am not disappointed in Bluesky's influence! We can dish out conspiracy theories like the best of them when we want to disrupt DJT's narrative.
Yah Humans excel at insanity, alone or enmass Storytellers is what we are, since the beginning of mankind Everyone's got a story to tell A web to spin It'd just be good to create beauty when all is said and done Not Trump's ugly
So true. Stupid humans!
Unfortunately I woke up this morning and found out he’s still here.
Slay
#bluegreysky has nothing but whining and bitching. Constant crisis chasing. Full of TDS. Full of "we got him" syndrome. Full of rhetoric. Full of speculation. No real messaging to the American people. Just garbage speculation and rhetoric.
Yes my thoughts as well, Bluesky just “Wagged the Dog”
Imagine my disappointment to learn that he isn't
We’re supposed to have pull? I just come on here to mingle with progressives in an attempt to stave off debilitating depression as the world falls apart
This right here ☝🏽
Then you need a good pick me up This does it for me To me, the horse is America It is a journey Wee Ricky And not without challenge But we are up to it And I will tell you my family got it's start with horses in Canada And they were big winners So I hope this helps you
bsky.app/profile/anno...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5zb...
It was on TT like crazy
It was a wild night, to be sure. 🤣
Not as powerful as the right wing media that has people believing that that animatronic corpse is alive in any meaningful sense. Might as well convert the White House into a Chuck E Cheese.
*hoping
It’s a form of “wishcraft”. Now let’s see if a judicious and concentrated form of “thoughts and prayers” from millions of people simultaneously, work.
It'll work at least as well as it stops school shootings.
Same time next weekend?
Best of luck with the neurologist.
So sorry. 😟🐀🐀🐀
Let's test the theory further. Epstein Files Transparency Act HR 4405. DEMAND your representative's support. 202-224-3121.
youtube.com/shorts/vxyxH...
No one will try harder to publicly dismiss your power than someone who privately fears your power.
Personal preplanning list: Air Horn Car Horn Fireworks Champagne
He looks dead.
He's definitely dead inside.
>bluesky has no pull >we’re becoming more powerful than they could ever imagine Feels like there might be a sane middle ground between these two statements?
shut the fuck up you wet blanket
mate, drink some water and take some deep breaths or something. you’re acting way too emotional.
buddy you're the one out here policing jokes
>policing I *made fun* of a *bad* joke. If you think that’s being the fuckin cops, I don’t even know what to tell you.
ok officer
“guys this person made fun of my hat, they’re doing a fascism to me 😠😠😠”
what on earth are you babbling about
Knock knock knocking on heavens door 🚪
No answer.
It's in God's time...keep praying 🙏
Tee hee. And we get to chose who we follow. 😱🤩🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
He is dead. That's a body double.
They will bring out the clone lol
yeah, but Trump is dead, y'all 😁
For sure. The body double didn’t even look like him that much.
James Comer spray-painted orange without a doubt! 😸#RIPTRUMP
Threads thought he was dead, too, and it’s more fun over there
F Zuckerberg and meta.
well feel free to stay there
I wouldn't know. Any time I've tried to create an account there it's been immediately suspended.
I don’t care if there’s any basis for it! If he’s out of sight for 30 minutes, I start wondering. If you were on a desert island, who would tell you “Don’t think about whether a ship might come by”?
He has to be the center of attention daily. This is not like him.
As an attention-grabbing strategy, I'd say disappearing has been a pretty successful one.
The PRAYER meter was off the scale!
Show proof of life right now or his dead, and we don't have control of our military.
He's*
He’s supposed to go to the UK soon… let’s see if he does.
"Thinking?" Their weekend at bernie'd hijinx can't last forever, I'm a truther
What if trump is dead? Carefully selected photos isn’t proof he isn’t dead. Posting insane “truths” isn’t either.
Bluesky going into Labor Day weekend…
lol
and, like, until right now, nobody had actually alluded that we were talking about him and his hopeful death. just a bunch of posts being like “pls let it be true” and everyone had the same thought.
Thoughts can become reality
Well he looks like dead man walking in today's photos.
He is. That’s a robotic body double. Ask it how many “b”s there are in blueberry!
I didn't believe he was dead, but I spent some fruitless hours digging for some sort of confirmation of it when I woke up yesterday only to have my time thoroughly wasted. So thanks for that guys.
HE’S STILL DEAD!
LMAO wait, did that start here? I thought John Ganz started it on Twitter, LOLOL 😭