Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
Waterproof Maybelline eyeliner? #VanceCloseted
Retired. Love Earth. Love All. Must end all wars. End Central Banks. 🙏🏻🌎🙏🏻♥️🙏🏻☮️ 🙏🏻Almighty All. God.🚫🤡 🫶🏼 N° 🙏🏻⚖️ Little Egypt Illinois Saluki SIU. No soliciting. People Justice. Earth Justice. Post a comment on your Bio. Or I won’t follow you. ♥️🇺🇦🏆
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Waterproof Maybelline eyeliner? #VanceCloseted
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
For them.
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
Biden will outlive full diaper Donnie. And Trump‘s MAGAsses will make up some cornhole story to get one up on the “libtards”. Brainless wonders that they are. When I start my new business. My first question will be. Did you vote for Donald Trump? If there is a yes, they don’t get interviewed. DEI…🏆
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
Apparently, they don’t want to interpret the constitution the way it was written. Justice Roberts is one worthless, chief justice. Then again you look out what they got there Clarence Thomas. King bribe taker, that should’ve been impeached 15 years ago. And Roberts wife, taking bribes for years. 🆘🇺🇸
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
🍊🤡 “I can do whatever I want”… Did you hear ANY politician tell him, “ No you can’t”? Remember the phrase, It Won’t Be Televised. No one is above the Constitution. Meaning? No one is above the Law. Constitutional Oath has been broken numerous times by Trump. Appointed Lackey’s included. 🆘🇺🇸🚫🐂💩GOPbums
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
Deodorant issues?
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s obvious. Rupert, Murdoch, Putin, full diaper Donnie, Moscow Mitch and all those little right wing podcasts. They’re all in the same boat. Feed propaganda, make money, anyway possible, and wreck USA. (Whether they know it or not.) #ThoseOnlyInItForMoneyGOP
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
Wheelchair Dude in Mexico. #GOP hates you.
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
Sun deck to indulge in illegal activities. #34CountWants34More
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
Bad blow?…😳😄😂
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
Cankles. Pump, pump, McDonald’s Big Mac, pump them up!…🍊🤡
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
🙏🏻 Please come to Earth fake comet. Remove the billionaire trash. 🙏🏻
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
Kick back. If they’re going to treat you like a rabbid dog. Everyone around you has the duty, to treat them like a rabbid dog. Violence can only produce violence. Smash violence immediately. It will stop.
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
He takes street drugs. 3/4 of his life. Eats foul fast food. And craps his pants. Like GOP lame woman said,”We all die”… Oh well… Won’t miss him.
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
Purina Pizza? Witchcraft giblets in gravy?
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
Republican Congress went along with his presidential directives. Basically making himself a dictator. I just don’t hear any Democrats screaming about the presidential directives that are illegal. They should be screaming every day.
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
Show me one republican that’s ever been pro union. I don’t know if any. #GOP HATES YOU!
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
People can dream. It ain’t necessarily so.
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
Republican Transparency? LOL #PedoFilesProtectorsGOP
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
Sigh of relief? No. 🔥
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
It looks like the Russian Army wants to have war with the FSB. Hopefully that will happen. And Putin will be thrown in prison and poisoned. 🙏🏻⚖️♥️🇺🇦🏆
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
Manchild moron. Hater with no heart. Typical #GOP ideology. No mindset for common sense.
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
A big, Who Cares? While earth burns. Israel Genocides. And Donnie’s infamous presidency turns to a cesspool of feces. Wouldn’t Gymmy Jordan’s arrest be more important than a magazine cover? #GOP dogging the hell out of us. Playing us. Billionaires laughing at us. Integrity isn’t stealing from us.
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
PNAC’s wet dream coming true. They wanted to take Venezuela oil. Donald Trump wants to fight Venezuela. Do you notice that we hear nothing about Dick Cheney‘s daughter? That was Trump‘s enemy. Not a peep. Dick Cheney being CFR chairman of the board. And PNAC member. Trump CFR member too. 🚫⚖️🚫☮️🚫🍊🤡
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
Apparently, you haven’t read my bio? No soliciting please. And I really doubt, if you’re who you say you are.
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
The incest part of your comment.
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
Don’t you worry, they will smuggle in some illegal cocaine and recoup the millions that they lost.
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
Just Do It!
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
Rose Garden turned into tennis courts. Classless golf cheater.
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
DNA would fact check that stereotype. I grew up in the early 60’s. I remember the riots. I grew up next to Gary, Indiana. My dad worked at the steel mill. I followed in his footsteps. It really depends on where the individual was brought up. The parents were the teachers of racism.
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
Southern USA? Appalachia?
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
My mom is dead. She didn’t go out like this…
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
Or Iowa. Nebraska, Idaho, or Missouri. So many farmers getting screwed. You know #GOP is running scared.
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
Hitler had some stupid thoughts that many royalty and wealthy individuals agreed with. Sad. But true. Racists. Ayn Rand freaks.
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
Snorted up some of juniors cocaine. Started lying like all hell. Crash hard around 5 AM. Fill his diaper to the hilt. Wake up around 3PM. Room smelling like a sewer treatment plant. Purple blotch be covering both hands. ☠️😵💫🚫🍊🤡
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
I grew up next to Lake Michigan. I remember seeing women washing their little babies diapers out in the lake. While at the beach. It wasn’t too healthy then. And it only got worse. If you want to swim, go find a swimming pool. Besides, our government is not giving a damn about us. #GOP hates YOU!
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social)
POLL TAX REDUX. 🍊🤡 #GOP HATES YOU. You know the courts going to say, sorry full diaper Donnie. Midget Miller & Bully Barbie will cry on Stinkys full diaper for weeks on end. All parasites. With no regards to real democracy. Thinking they are privileged. 🤡’s www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
What about the Crusades? Wasn’t that Christians? That 1000 year war. Pouring molt and metal down peoples esophagus. Do all kinds of sick, silly things to kill people. Rodney King is right. Can’t we all just get along?
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social)
Atlas 3i is NOT a Comet. Spewing artificial metal. Removing planet killers would save Earth. 🙏🏻🌎 28 miles in diameter.., ♥️👽 www.abovethenormnews.com/2025/08/29/3...
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
Election interference. USA Secretary of State’s are too inept to understand tabulations being sent over WiFi or internet can be changed. Paper trail only works when there is a challenge. All States need to do recounts after tabulation has been completed. Let’s not kid ourselves. Too much corruption.
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
Hello. Good luck with your endeavor.
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
Huge divot.
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
Evil two faced grifter.
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
I do. I mock them every chance I get. And I tell them exactly what Trump is. Don’t let stupidity slide.
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
You think I should get a Trump mask, and fill my diaper with Baby Ruth? Oversized red tie. Orange makeup. Purple makeup on hand. Voilà. Get some stink spray… 🍊🤡🤮
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
Disgusting 🍊🐷
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
LOL
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
Don’t give the DOJ any information about our election system in Illinois. Tie that blonde bribe taking Bondi up for a couple years in court. So when are we going to change our election map? Solid Blue is fine with me. How many Illinois farmers are going under? Inept #GOP Representatives. 🚫🤡’s 🚫⚖️🚫☮️ 🔥
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
MSM blowhards for the blowhard billionaires. Crock-O-Shit news.
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
I blame the MK Ultra television media. And Hollywood movies. I quit watching both. 10 years ago. And I have no urge buying a gun or killing anyone. Why doesn’t Corporate news address violence from Hollywood movies? Or violence from Corporate news? Europe doesn’t show the violence you see on USA TV.
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
When are they going to do a Delta Force on Netanyahu? Somebody needs to take him out. Genocide is not funny.
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
🙏🏻⚖️
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope the real Elon reads it.
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
Osiris going to be busy. You won’t see Orange Criminal anymore.
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
Of course. Media owners and CEO’s are narcissists. And sexual predators. Why do these pigs think they can do whatever they want? Until they meet somebody like me, that’ll break their friggin face up and they’ll never ever try that shit again.
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
Forced diaper changing? FDT
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
You’re the one that hacked voting machines. And when the proof comes out, you better leave this country.
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
Next time you hear one of those racist ask, if somebody should be here? You should ask them. Are you here legally? Then ask them what tribe are they from? Make their racist ass shut the hell up.
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
Brought tears to my eyes.
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
Less barroom brawls. Less Oak Tree here, in my way, accidents. I quit drinking 33 years ago. I remember the Jack Daniels incidents. I don’t miss none of it.
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
How do you distinguish a rock from the moon? Is there some type of basic chemical process that the Earth doesn’t have? Is it true that the moon is a much larger satellite than what the Earth is supposed to have? Why does the moon have water and clouds? So many questions. Moon has color. 🚫🤡
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
Weld the gates shut. 🏆
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
My church is anywhere I meditate to the Almighty God. I don’t agree with people taking medical insurance from those in need, or making farmers go bankrupt. For Billionaires tax cuts. #GOP is pure evil.
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
Struggling.
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
#GOP=GerrymanderingOldPricks Criminality is Republicans.
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
Stay home. Don’t give these clowns one penny to come visit this horrible country. All these clowns want to do is to steal your money. #GOP criminals grifting for their livelihoods.
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
They are dumber than a door nail. MAGA’s need DNA testing. Half would find out they’re not pure white. Not a good idea. Mass shootings would skyrocket.
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
5th dimension. When important issues arise.
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
Corporations can file bankruptcy and not pay back anything. But if us poor folks get underwater, we got to pay back a percentage. It wasn’t like that until the Republican Congress stuffed a 55 gallon drum of auto lube up our rear ends. All for the banks. We did bail out the banks and the SNL‘s. 🔥
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
Bonzo did a number on us. Tip O’Neil helped him. Democrats were complicit. That’s what really kills me. Short term memory loss, for all these voters. And then somebody defending one or the other party. When they both work for the billionaires.
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
I love the way corporate media is reporting this story. Just like they’re reporting Elon Musk’s thievery of Social Security information. Karma is coming for all of them. Including #GOP traitors.
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
🚫 Orcs…
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
Yah vull… Sprecken de Deutsch?…
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
The public will never accept military troops in the streets of the United States. Trump has his head deep in his full diaper rear end. Corporate media has their heads deep in their rear ends, as well.
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social)
Trump is pure Racist. He has reportedly described Haiti and African nations as “shithole countries”, has called Covid-19 the “Chinese virus” and “kung flu”, and, on the campaign trail last year, said immigrants were “poisoning the blood of our country”. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
#KrasnovApproved
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
Release PedoFiles.
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
Play dodge ball. Face plant that ball. RUN!…
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
🤡
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
Takes Genocide to steal a City. Middle Finger to USA politicians who don’t speak out. And for those inhumane politicians who vote to send arms to a dictator and war criminal. Benjamin Netanyahu. Whether it’s snipers shooting a kid in the head or shooting people that are waiting to get food. 🚫⚖️🚫☮️🆘
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
They blew the levees to save the French Quarter. I got a documentary that has eyewitnesses to the fact. And the United States government let alot of people die. For tourism! Sent in Blackwater Security to kill innocent civilians. I have a documentary that proves that too. Bush Jr. #GOP will kill you
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
Like retired Green Bay Packers quarterback Brett Favre? He paid back $600,000 of the $1.1 million he received from Mississippi's welfare funds. He still owes interest on the remaining amount and has not returned the full sum. #GOP feels entitled.
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
And PFAS? Forever man made chemical. Like radiation. Can’t remove it. Your body absorbs it. And RFK Jr. ignores it. #GOP full of criminals.
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
My car insurance goes up $50.00 for six months. And that’s a deal? Progressive means progress your payment at due date. No accidents. Just plain corporate robbery. CEO’s greens fee. Trump’s green light for GREED. 🚫🍊🤡 #GOP will lose.
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
They both deserve each other.
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
So are they going to have any money left for the blizzard? Power cables snap. People freeze. No place to warm up. Wheelchair dude cozy. On Texans dime. People are really stupid. You should demand better from your lawmakers.
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
Crime scene. Exhibit A.
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ll take the fifth…FIF
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
We need to just quit bullshitting ourselves. None of these people give a damn about us. And yes, it will not be televised.
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump is a true racist scum.
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump wants to steal more money. This administration is so criminal. So is the Republican Congress.
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
Nice cat! ♥️🐈 Nice equipment. Where is my T-shirt?
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social)
Please Sign this petition. It’s Our Democracy on the line. action.aclu.org/send-message...
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social)
LAWSUIT TIME! Musk & Company. 🆘
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
Class Action Lawsuits for ALL Republican Congressional Leaders. Data breach through Social Security Administration and DOGE. Congress did not do their jobs.
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m retired. I’m not rich. But if you want me to, I will take that post down.
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
So you don’t believe that there could be a second revolution? Or a peaceful revolution? I’m sorry, but I have to disagree with you about the dystopia.
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social)
Republican Congress let this thievery happen. #GOP must pay. Vote those no caring clowns out of office. Where is the class action lawsuits against DOGE? Owner of that cloud needs lawsuits too. www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Kris Samsel (@kris1957.bsky.social) reply parent
Force them to watch South Park. 👏😄😵💫