It's not the Chimo in the White House; there's not enough crazy town in this.

So he’s in New Jersey then.

Agree. I wasn't convinced by the speculation, but the response has been quite bizarre. something is very off

Well it is crime free when your on your golf course in Mar-alago.

Who is @DC_Draino?

My bet is, since he’s up to playing golf twice, his mental state has deteriorated so far that his people are keeping him away from the press… He probably golf-twitches in his sleep.

Uh oh. Something is not kosher

Intern FAIL

Sadly, I suspect ’Just Dance’ Vance will be worse. I want the felon 47 to do real time for his crimes, and a long slow illness

Vance doesn’t command the MAGAts. I expect he, Miller, Eric & Jr., and others will be knifing each other via proxy. Vance may well end up on top—Thiel won’t hesitate to trample anyone in his way—but anything could happen.

when he says it in a live press conference...

Too terse for the Trump I know.

He’s got company.

🍔🍟🥤☠️🙏🏻

Yeah pretty sure it’s the opposite. Time will tell.

Do we have any videos of him golfing today? We need proof of life.

thou doth protest too much

Yeah right 😂😂😂

He didn’t post that. We all know the man can’t use proper punctuation. He also doesn’t know how to turn off the caps lock. Nope, not his post.

Crime free zone? Did he leave?

Someone else wrote that for him. The punctuation is the clue.

I'm Preparing to call in sick for a week....

🤣

He is on some heavy meds

the punctuation gives it away, doesn’t it?

This is the same as America has never been greater

Great. So now he can release the Epstein Files.

Always transferring reality .

Oh yeah. He’s not doing well at all if he’s posting this.

IF he indeed is the one who tweeted it.

ICE, the police, and the National Guard are now committing crimes in DC.

National Guard/ICE assist both: -DOJ Pam Bondi lobbyist Ballard Partners CoreCivic and Homan GEO group make 💰 on immigrants detention centers

He never used the word "also" in a clear sentence

For the sake of national security: THE PEOPLE need and demand visual proof of life!

The Nazi guy wrote that. Trump is on the operating table.

Which one? You’re going to have to be more specific

Has he sent a "get well" Truth to Rudi yet?

Who wrote this tweet? Surely, it was not taco.

Also, I broke up with you first!

All he had to do was call into Fox and the rumors would go away. The fact he hasn't even done that is very interesting

And all the parks are raked along with no trash. Thanks National Guard! I am sure this is what you signed up for. I’m sorry you had to do it.

How can DC be a crime-free zone while he's still there?

Because his bile filled corpse is in Bedminster.

Was in Virginia at his golf course yesterday, so he was staying local.

Interesting, wasn’t he supposed to go to Bedminster? Staying close to Walter Reed?

But was he? We only saw a photo of him in golf clothes supposedly headed there. Has ANYONE seen him golfing?

If anything is wrong it’s the side effects of invermectin that the RFK jr and cronies are making him take

If DC is a crime free zone, does that mean he and all his cronies are leaving?!?

Trump is dying.

100 % Up is down

It’s only crime free if he leaves.

FREE ZONE FOR CRIME IN DC -- SAYS POTUS HIMSELF!!!

And... you didn't think anything was seriously wrong before this?

He’s not writing these.

Of course he feels great — he’s on palliative care morphine.

😂 “Dying? This is GREAT! Next adventure coming up!!” - Morphine Anyone

This!

Hoping he feels ethereal

He Lied About That Too!

That doesn’t “sound” like one of his tweets.

I've been convinced something must be wrong with that guy when I first heard of him years ago.

Whatever in that IV has him high as a kite.

Two total lies.

"If they day ends in Y, Trumps statement is a lie." Easy little mnemonic device for ya.

Or, "If the day ends in Y, Trump's statement is a lie." if you like proper grammar and all that frivolousness.

Dancing with The Reaper

TRAITOR47 8647

Or in 10 minutes

At the very least, there would be a YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT in there, or some swipe at the people who have been talking about him being missing or putting up fake photos of himself. It would go a long way toward making America great again if the rumors are true.

Ok that was him

This tells me that he knows the world is eagerly awaiting his demise. His narcissistic ego must be raging. Thoughts and prayers, donald.

DC will never be crime free until you are ejected from office, forced to leave the White House, and, if necessary, forced to exit the district.

“Some people should die. That’s just unconscious knowledge”. - Perry Farrell

Someone else is posting for him as this is absolutely not his style of communication.

C'MON ALREADY!

You misunderstand. This is exactly what prednisone does to you. You can be missing organs/limbs and the steroids will tell you "ZEUS WAS A PUSSY COMPARED TO YOU!" My dad's oncologist warned him that steroids will give you the strength to walk to your own funeral. More you use, faster you burn out.

And you know if he’s on it he’s demanding mountains of it.

Exactly and the more we demand to see that the president isn't dead, the more he'll use to prove us wrong. If he's suddenly energetic at one of his speeches, you'll know he's on hospice.

It’d be a beautiful sight to see him collapse at a podium…I’d replay that over and over and even make it a bunch of my screensavers! 🤗🥳🤗

DC is a crime free zone as long as FOTUS is out of town.

Hey Donnie J.

Maybe the Grim Reaper finally figured out the correct address

Maybe....😏

[a] There's always been something seriously wrong with this prick, and [b] he didn't tweet this.

At first, I read that as “his prick,” which I suppose is also true.

“Never felt better”…it’s official he confirmed it he’s dying 🍊🤡

The White House is a crime spree zone.

This way Donald ➡️ 🕳️ Get in the hole big guy.

Holy. Fuck!!! He might be dead already !!!!!

ROFL...he reminds me of Saddam's PR guy, whatever his name was, who said American troops were nowhere near Baghdad at the same time that American forces were doing "Thunder Runs" through Baghdad...

Baghdad Bob!

That was his nickname?...

Yes

He may feel great, but he looks like he'll be dead in two weeks - or sooner 🤞

convinced he is unwell, but have there been any verifiable current photos or videos in the lasts 5 days? the only one I have seen not yet called out as old, is leaving WH with niece?

Unfortunately, Lon Chaney's Dracula also said he never felt better. Undead President incoming?

He forgot to post he broke the course record in golf yesterday.

Proof of life! 😂

Yeah, but he didn’t write ”thank you for your attention to this matter,” so maybe….

The guy in the White House now and all who support him are carrying out the biggest crime spree in history.

It took this to make you think the guy was seriously mentally disturbed? Not the talking about banging his daughter who was under aged. Not bragging about getting away with killing people? Not any of the things in the last 10 years? Just this tweet

I think he’s talking about all the speculation over the past few days that the WH was running a Weekend at Bernie’s scenario.

Yes. I’ve gotten to the place where I automatically believe the opposite of what he and those around him say.

He always lies, so yeah.

Yes, whatever he says the opposite is true.

Seems like his golf course visits has slow down and I think that’s a good indicator of his health.

He's pining for the fjords again, I see.

He’s fine….oops

I've never felt so sure trump is dead in my life

doesn’t sound like him at all.

Uh huh.

Sounds like Trump has been lathering on more testosterone gel than usual. Trump will be the huckster to the end.

The comma after also is correct. It’s not all upper case & President DJT has never appeared previous to this. He didn’t write it.

Exactly.

Someone needs to call him on it.

I'm not convinced that's him. If there's not "Thank you for your attention to this matter," it doesn't seem genuine.

It doesn't ramble on about random shit either.

I'm dissuade by the constant, correct use of commas.

😆

Oh well, there is always tomorrow.

......and never looked worse. And that's saying something

He didn’t tweet that. Out of pattern. Ask AI if it thinks it’s his or one of his social media team.

Remember when he had Covid and wanted to wear a Superman shirt🤡

Must be fake, because it's missing the final "thank you for your attention to this matter"...

Rooting for team bad cholesterol!!!

He is always lying,, so he must be really sick.

There is something seriously wrong with him. I don't know how to fix a pathological liar who's a malignant narcissist.

Hopefully Karma is kicking in!

Yep

Well, you look like shit. 💩

IF it was really him…

Also, isn’t that what the fake president says to the doctor in the movie Dave?

They’re going to turn this into something where he is never seen on video or in-person again and simply ruling by tweet exclusively.

someone is watching social media in the White House! (who is DC draino?)

If DC is crime free he's dead.

What's wrong with Trump's health? Why is Trump avoiding the media spotlight that he craves so much right now?

Terminal lucidity ?

Hopefully he’s experiencing pain at least equal to the pain he’s caused the 99% of the US citizens.

They must have upped his injections for today.

Snorted up some of juniors cocaine. Started lying like all hell. Crash hard around 5 AM. Fill his diaper to the hilt. Wake up around 3PM. Room smelling like a sewer treatment plant. Purple blotch be covering both hands. ☠️😵‍💫🚫🍊🤡

Ro Khanna and Massie are holding a press conference on Tuesday with 10 Epstein survivors...over/under there's a "medical emergency" to distract from it?

Trump would not use a medical emergency. Dictators fear looking weak. Remember when Putin launched attack on Hillary in 2016 with video showing her as stumbling or sickly? I was mystified by why that would be a big deal since she had had the flu. But from his dictator’s viewpoint …

I'm thinking he has been doubling down on his "enemies" in the last few weeks because he knows that HE is running out of time, unlike them. He can't blackmail/threaten/tariff/bully his way out of this health issue or his ☠️. Something acute (vs chronic) has happened & reality has sunk in.

He knows it (Heaven comments), JD knows it (his ready in case of tragedy comment). We'll be kept in the dark until it is all over.

Yikes. He writes that he “never felt better in (his) life?” He must be in the ICU. At least.

Or the embalming table.

Maybe he feels so good he can RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.

Yep, he's a goner. Days? Weeks? Surely not months....

Fingers crossed it's fatal 🤣

I can’t stop snorting at the thought of Trump getting pulled behind Bernie’s boat by Vance and Miller

🥵

No way he created or is aware of this text.

It this legit??

Yep

He didn't even thank me for my attention to this matter. Is not him.

Trump did NOT write this. There's lots of little clues.

He must be at Walter Reed and the drugs are kicking in

he does lie about everything

Strong "It’s not official until the Kremlin denies it" vibes about Mr. Trump. Oddly.

Late stage grammar acquisition is something we can all aspire to

As if your account name alone wasn’t clever enough. 🤣

It’s important to remember that whenever Trump says anything, he’s lying.

trump’s never felt better because he’s full of painkillers .

Hmm, once he’s hit the all caps button, has he ever gone back to the bother of changing back and forth? Stephen, is that you, you little nazi??

I’m booking the caterers NOW. A BIG, BEAUTIFUL BLOCK party is coming up. It’ll be a lot of fun.

Looking at my bottle of Tequila like this...

I think a second party will erupt spontaneously on the streets of DC during the somber funeral procession, following the appearance of the Riderless Hobby Horse with empty Bruno Magli loafers backward in the stirrups.

I’m coming if there is tequila and pigs in a blanket.

They'll be swinging, swaying, records playing, Dancing in the street, ohhh

given it very "trump normal" to be posting the exact opposite of the truth, it gives us hope. fingers crossed!

@angrystaffer.bsky.social He signed it "President" DJT? The dude is toast. cant say when or where but the dude is toast

I'm still pissed that he's never going to face real consequences for all his felonies, but now he's got a problem he won't be able to sleaze his way out of.

I honestly don't think it's him posting at all.

Written by Miller.

There’s a reason he’s remained in DC over a long holiday weekend, with everyone else out of town. Near to Walter Reed, perhaps?

Yep. Normally, he'd make a beeline for Bedminster or Mar-a-Lago before the end of the afternoon on Friday. He's gotta be in really crappy shape that his physicians didn't want an AF1 flight between him and Walter Reed. But, he insisted on the *show* of heading to Sterling, VA as proof-of-life.

Assuming that he even actually left the WH. Allegedly the vast majority of the pictures posted of him were actually from a few weeks ago and the ones that are confirmed to be from the past few days are sketchy in that it's only plausibly Trump and if it is then he looks HORRIBLE.

💯.

Imma head to DC to swipe a candy bar, just to spite trump and turn it into a crime-ridden hellzone.

Is he trying to say he’s not in D.C.?

This tells me he's either dead, or in the process of dying.

Please don't get my hopes up and dash them to smithereens.

My heart tells me he's dead, or dying. 👍

Who is going to set up the lettuce to see which one lasts longer?

@ D C draino???

Google brought up:

This is the most plausible theory I've seen so far:

Not all of us have Twitter so can't read past original tweet. I'm interested in what the thread said though.

I don't know how to fix the Thread Reader, so you get described screenshots. Hope this helps. [1/3]

More screenshots. [2/3]

Last of the screenshots. [3/3]

Just found out it was crossposted! bsky.app/profile/adam...

I'm sorry. Basically argues that the evidence lines up with stroke. Let me see if I can paste, hold on.

No, don't go out of your way for me. I would feel awful. My mom and I were thinking tia or full blown stroke. I'm sorry if I came off angry, I wasn't. You used to be able to expand the threads there without being signed in and just not see replies.

No worries - I thought it was a good thread & worthy of folks being able to read here. I did slack off on the descriptions of the images within, though. This dude agrees with you & your mom & has evidence to support, including from his most recent health checkup.

The veinous issues in his legs yes. If he had a clot go free they can hit the brain or heart.

Nooooo I almost opened twitter! Screenshots pls

Oh, wait, better option: bsky.app/profile/adam...

Click through here:

Didn’t sound like him. He’d say, “THE LEFTWING SOCIALIST LUNATIC SCUM ARE SAYING I’M DYING BECAUSE I’VE BEEN WORKING HARDER THAN ANYONE TO SOLVE MY 15th War ALL WEEKEND! FAKE NEWS!! I FIXED DC in two WEeks! We will Make America great Again! Thank you for your attention to this Matter!”

This is true proof of life. 😂

Yeah, but his finger stubs are signing off.

That was really good

“The lady doth protest too much, methinks…”— Shakespeare's play Hamlet, spoken by Queen Gertrude

That’s a tell alright.

There has been something seriously wrong with Trump since he was a young man.

The punctuation is actually freaky. I mean, he could have died already...how would we know?

His comms team is flailing

I’ll bet there’s all kinds of panic going on. They’re in over their heads. When will they learn that the cover-up only makes it worse?

Any of the posts signed President DJT are not his. I don’t recall him ever signing off on his posts like that.

It’s supposed to be THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

highly sus that there was no THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER in the end. That made me cry. And I’m a big strong man that never cries.

The end is near ...

Feeling well & being well are two entirely different things!

He was a very sickly child, obviously. I blame the bone spurs.

I was not much for praying until recently 🙏

I’ll help you. 🙏🏻!!

⏰

Photoshopped from a while ago

The guy has different colored pants. Though that should be trivial to adjust.

Dayum.

I checked out Andrew Cabbalero-Reynolds Getty images page and they are all clear, high res beautiful pics. So what happened here Andy? Why such poor quality? Getting paid to take poor images of a stand in?

Good work Dee!

Yep. That isn't from him for sure.

Since every words out of his mouth is a lie I doubt he feels good! And DC will be crime free when he and his incompetent sycophants are gone

If his daughter Tiffany shows up in DC, then you know something is really wrong.

Or so called wife

Yeah Ivanka probably will...

Oh yeah. What ever happened to her?

If he is dead, We would be able to hear her screaming. It finally over! I'm free!

Nah, she’s as bad as he is.

For sure, but that doesn’t mean that she doesn’t hate him.

Here's a few showing her absolute disgust and one picture where she's actually happy😉

My mistake, she's not happy with Chump, she's happy she gets to kiss a real man. My bad.🤣🤣🤣

Those videos of her avoiding holding his hand speak volumes.

They sustain me in these evil times. A lil deserved giggle now and then.

That and the toilet paper on his shoe that no one cared to tell him was visible as he climbed the steps to Air Force One. You know you’re a real piece of shit when only toilet paper has your back!

She just doesn’t want to bruise his hand…

That picture from the funeral is hilarious.

I could stab you dead and half the world would clap. That's the look.

Exactly!

I don't think anyone can possibly be as bad as he is. She's a "normal" kind of shitbag in that she's greedy and self absorbed, but ultimately looks like a saint when placed next to... whatever foul word in ANY language that best describes every negative aspect of Pedonald.

Oh yes. She signed on to all this because she is as vile as he is. & that’s very vile.

Melancholia is a red sparrow. This is her job.

She isn't free. She's still owned. All of them are.

I think I know the owner 💩tin.

She won’t show until the sucker is in the ground and she gets her share.

Since there’s no crime, the D.C. police officers all got the 3-day weekend off, right?

@jaketapper.bsky.social

Trump never felt better in his life… is a pretty low bar

Bruised hands, fat cankles, but never felt better. 😂

"Also, " ... he didn't write that.

Pedophile Trump is dying, you know that 100% now.

So you're saying there's a chance...

Please, please, please, please, EPSTEIN

It would be kinda hard to explain the normal long rambling post when it comes out that bone spurs is a vegetable...... so something simple seems about right while they try to figure out their next move. Although spelling everything correctly is a risky move.

Betrayed by a comma!

Trump must be out of town. Otherwise, DC would not be crime free.

Is he telling people to do more crime a la Jan 6?

Too bad!

'I cannot stand all these questions about my health. I am to be described as "robust" and "healthy".' President Zorkin The Sum of All Fears Just thinking about that scene for... reasons

And he’s never LOOKED better in his life — whenever THAT was.

Release the Epstein files.

It'll be in his "crimeless" city that karma allows him a stroke or when he tumbles and breaks his hip!! Both leading him into a care facility of healthcare professionals that "might not be so professional." A recent poll suggests MAGA comprise less than 1% of "motivated, trained Doctors and Nurses."

I sure hope karma’s allowed to be painful!

The USA doesn't want him. The world hates him. Heaven can't be Heaven if he's there. There's only one place for him to go. Let the party plans commence.

He doesn’t usually post like this but I’m not an expert because I try not to look or listen to him in any form!

Yeah, OK.

Are they using auto pens??!! Impeachment!

He’s barely alive.

Something happened to him last week and he disappeared. Is anyone brave enough to go back and watch those HORRIBLE OO press things and see if you can spot a difference?