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Kris

@krisjay.bsky.social

Turn ons: Long walks on the beach. Rainbows. Fluffy kittens and baby goats. Turn offs: Facism. DMs from folks I have had no interactions with other than connecting with them on this site.

created August 14, 2023

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White folks love punching down. Elevating the folks they have always punched down on was a bridge too far.

1/9/2025, 2:52:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My parents were huge Reagan honks. Thankfully I was able to cleanse myself of that thinking as I got older.

1/9/2025, 1:17:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck Reagan!

1/9/2025, 12:13:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I tried and failed to find a gif of that old hound dog getting paddled.

1/9/2025, 12:11:28 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That guy is the last thing you see before waking up in a bathtub of ice water and one of your kidneys is missing.

31/8/2025, 3:07:15 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Three day weekend for us. Would be great to have that extra day.

31/8/2025, 2:42:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Grabbin’ that hound dog by the tail and just paddling that ass.

31/8/2025, 12:35:41 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are you supposed to sit on that or eat it?

30/8/2025, 2:18:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well duh

30/8/2025, 3:31:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wish I could get an abortion.

30/8/2025, 1:16:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Chinese have track it down, caught it, dried it out, ground it into power to help get their pee pees hard.

29/8/2025, 9:10:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Could always be worse.

29/8/2025, 9:09:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unknown crocodile wrangler would be lame.

29/8/2025, 9:07:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ashlee died doing what she loved…being a belligerent asshole.

29/8/2025, 5:57:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cool

29/8/2025, 5:56:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She is a seemingly good person who is worth a lot of money. I don’t understand why both cannot be true.

29/8/2025, 5:46:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To be clear, it was not a request, it was a suggestion on how to break the internet by bringing together the feepole, the furries, and folks who like watching other folks fellaciate phallic food products.

29/8/2025, 5:20:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You wanna truly break the internet, peel a banana and eat it with your feet in a cat costume. 🍌🙀

29/8/2025, 3:20:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh now he is concerned with taking away rights. Got it.

29/8/2025, 3:18:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Couldn’t be any worse than what we got right now. 🤷‍♂️

29/8/2025, 3:16:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m beginning to think there isn’t anything those dogs can’t do!

29/8/2025, 3:15:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s right, it’s not the guns, it’s the accessibility of guns.

29/8/2025, 3:14:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pretty impressed you were able to take that picture with your feet.

29/8/2025, 3:12:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Two quick thoughts for you. 1) it’s not always about you. I was not replying to your post. Please get over yourself. 2) while I will not argue the merits of being able to amass such wealth, she made her money because she is wildly popular across all genres of music not by fucking folks over.

29/8/2025, 2:58:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s how good she is!

29/8/2025, 3:35:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Then it will be my heartbreak and her songs will ease the pain.

29/8/2025, 2:12:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That kid is going places.

29/8/2025, 1:41:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t listen to her music but I am a fan. She seems like one of the good ones.

29/8/2025, 1:38:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wish them a lifetime of happiness. Jerk.

29/8/2025, 1:35:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She died doing what she loved….being a belligerent asshole.

29/8/2025, 1:35:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2nd amendment remains undefeated.

28/8/2025, 4:20:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The amount of sugary cereal I consumed as a kid would kill me if I attempted it today.

28/8/2025, 4:02:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So let me see if I am following you here, you put these in “shoes” and use them to “transport” yourself from on place to another?

28/8/2025, 3:59:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ashlee died doing what she loved, being a belligerent asshole.

28/8/2025, 3:54:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All sad, kicking the dirt and bleeding. lol.

27/8/2025, 10:58:23 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yee-Haw!!!!

27/8/2025, 10:49:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Becky in three to six weeks.

27/8/2025, 10:04:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Next level thoughts and prayers. Fucking gross.

27/8/2025, 9:53:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They need to start showing pics of the wounded not unlike the pics we see of the Palestinians getting massacred. Unless it is trump’s ear, AR-15 bullets typically explode body parts.

27/8/2025, 9:52:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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BLASPHEMY!!!

27/8/2025, 3:45:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Earns Purple Heart for getting a sliver from the mulch.

27/8/2025, 3:42:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rifles replaced with leaf blowers.

27/8/2025, 3:39:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They pick up more garbage before 9am than most people pick up all day. 🫡

27/8/2025, 3:38:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why is a robot cold???

27/8/2025, 3:35:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So wait let me get this straight, your foot is in there???

27/8/2025, 3:34:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can have health care or you can have Cracker Barrel. You can’t have both.

27/8/2025, 3:31:15 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sourced from the Fukushima Shrimp Farm.

26/8/2025, 2:42:55 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LOL understanding how all those are connected to their own well being is gonna take a bit more logical thinking on their part for it to resonate.

26/8/2025, 4:31:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Been holding onto this thought for a while now. theonion.com/when-youre-f...

26/8/2025, 4:26:25 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Finally some good news!

26/8/2025, 1:36:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But he’ll be dead right?

26/8/2025, 12:39:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A legend.

25/8/2025, 6:42:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But I wanna be aggrieved. It’s all I know.

25/8/2025, 6:41:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not a huge fan of eating things while still alive but I would guess these are just the post alive twitches. Would try.

25/8/2025, 6:26:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They are all perfect.

25/8/2025, 3:30:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hot

Trump’s neck pussy
25/8/2025, 3:20:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That recipe is a knockout!!!

25/8/2025, 3:13:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They aren’t cowards, they love what is happening.

25/8/2025, 2:12:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I fucking hate everything.

25/8/2025, 3:59:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Motorboat Mickey

25/8/2025, 3:58:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Aladdin’s Penis……..DAMMIT!

25/8/2025, 2:51:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 1:20:08 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thus the finger

24/8/2025, 8:44:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Man that goofy lookin fuck face sure has it coming.

24/8/2025, 3:43:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m old enough to remember when even the hint of raping a child would end a political career. Let’s start with bringing that back if we are trying to make America great again.

24/8/2025, 3:42:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think it is obvious, she will point to the door and tell you to leave.

24/8/2025, 3:40:54 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A great mystery that lives rent free in my head is why the hell are folks signing up and commenting on these vids. 🤷‍♂️

24/8/2025, 1:59:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A mile in less than 18 minutes??? I can’t tie my shoes without getting winded and I could do an 18 min mile.

24/8/2025, 1:35:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We will never be free of the rot of these awful people.

24/8/2025, 1:21:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The legend of Reagan is pretty mind boggling. He is very easily verified as a horrible president on a lot of issues that affected a ton of marginalized folks and yet that fuck face has an air port named after him. Fuck Reagan will be on my tombstone.

24/8/2025, 1:19:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Amazing in a horrible way.

24/8/2025, 1:15:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hells no. I appreciate learning about anything no matter how fucked up it is. That is a seriously amazing position. I’ll bet the white dude that coined it was super rich.

24/8/2025, 1:15:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck Reagan.

24/8/2025, 1:12:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have never heard of this and I may need a shower upon learning about it. Do appreciate the info tho SSC.

24/8/2025, 1:12:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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True. She might be dabbling in some white drugs. I am old enough to remember when she was the sane trumper.

24/8/2025, 1:10:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow. You are poor because you do not believe enough is a hellva position.

24/8/2025, 1:08:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Steering. Dammit.

24/8/2025, 1:05:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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MGT is nuts but she knows exactly what she i s doing. Nancy is Waffle House fight kooky. Nancy is squirt lighter fluid on you as you sleep and threatens to light you on fire nutty. Nancy is stirring the car into oncoming traffic to make her point insane.

24/8/2025, 1:04:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cover bands are popping up all over the place and I for one love it. There is a radio head cover band here in Portland. They are tight. Fun hearing that music live with 500 folks max.

24/8/2025, 1:02:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Folks know she is legit crazy right?

24/8/2025, 12:57:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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People losing their medical and he is gilding the oval. What a cunt.

23/8/2025, 9:38:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Im not sure I agree. I think it’s fantastic. What a loser.

23/8/2025, 6:37:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Skeet. Dammit!

23/8/2025, 3:15:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This tweet just did.

23/8/2025, 2:38:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol. Right there with you.

23/8/2025, 1:49:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Run into him walking out of the shower at the gym.

23/8/2025, 1:22:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 11:09:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Relevant: youtu.be/rQ9qsXu34SM?...

22/8/2025, 10:39:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jackbooted cunts, all of them. If we ever get thru this, not a single member of ICE should be given quarter in polite society ever again.

22/8/2025, 10:35:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just wanna be clear.

22/8/2025, 10:29:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To be clear, the Luck Dragon not the little boy.

22/8/2025, 9:39:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Post your dream ride

22/8/2025, 9:38:23 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where do I report to receive my Coitus Swine™️?

22/8/2025, 6:47:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Simple times

22/8/2025, 4:15:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gonna be a 100 in Portland the next two days. I’m a solid 5.

22/8/2025, 4:06:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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CB is a great place to get a 7000 calorie lunch.

22/8/2025, 1:44:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Exactly. Moving a lot of pieces on the board for a game that is essentially over.

22/8/2025, 1:37:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 1:33:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Areas of the southeast U.S. also saw an increase in invasive Asian needle ants this summer. The venomous species has been found in the U.S. for 90 years, but its population exploded recently. Good times.

22/8/2025, 1:08:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I look forward to the new energy that an alien conquering will bring to this place. Can’t be any worse than it is now.

21/8/2025, 10:48:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view