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White folks love punching down. Elevating the folks they have always punched down on was a bridge too far.
Turn ons: Long walks on the beach. Rainbows. Fluffy kittens and baby goats. Turn offs: Facism. DMs from folks I have had no interactions with other than connecting with them on this site.
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White folks love punching down. Elevating the folks they have always punched down on was a bridge too far.
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My parents were huge Reagan honks. Thankfully I was able to cleanse myself of that thinking as I got older.
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Fuck Reagan!
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I tried and failed to find a gif of that old hound dog getting paddled.
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That guy is the last thing you see before waking up in a bathtub of ice water and one of your kidneys is missing.
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Three day weekend for us. Would be great to have that extra day.
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Grabbin’ that hound dog by the tail and just paddling that ass.
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Are you supposed to sit on that or eat it?
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Well duh
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I wish I could get an abortion.
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The Chinese have track it down, caught it, dried it out, ground it into power to help get their pee pees hard.
Kris (@krisjay.bsky.social) reply parent
Could always be worse.
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Unknown crocodile wrangler would be lame.
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Ashlee died doing what she loved…being a belligerent asshole.
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Cool
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She is a seemingly good person who is worth a lot of money. I don’t understand why both cannot be true.
Kris (@krisjay.bsky.social) reply parent
To be clear, it was not a request, it was a suggestion on how to break the internet by bringing together the feepole, the furries, and folks who like watching other folks fellaciate phallic food products.
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You wanna truly break the internet, peel a banana and eat it with your feet in a cat costume. 🍌🙀
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Oh now he is concerned with taking away rights. Got it.
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Couldn’t be any worse than what we got right now. 🤷♂️
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I’m beginning to think there isn’t anything those dogs can’t do!
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He’s right, it’s not the guns, it’s the accessibility of guns.
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Pretty impressed you were able to take that picture with your feet.
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Two quick thoughts for you. 1) it’s not always about you. I was not replying to your post. Please get over yourself. 2) while I will not argue the merits of being able to amass such wealth, she made her money because she is wildly popular across all genres of music not by fucking folks over.
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That’s how good she is!
Kris (@krisjay.bsky.social) reply parent
Then it will be my heartbreak and her songs will ease the pain.
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That kid is going places.
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I don’t listen to her music but I am a fan. She seems like one of the good ones.
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I wish them a lifetime of happiness. Jerk.
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She died doing what she loved….being a belligerent asshole.
Kris (@krisjay.bsky.social) reply parent
2nd amendment remains undefeated.
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The amount of sugary cereal I consumed as a kid would kill me if I attempted it today.
Kris (@krisjay.bsky.social) reply parent
So let me see if I am following you here, you put these in “shoes” and use them to “transport” yourself from on place to another?
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Ashlee died doing what she loved, being a belligerent asshole.
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All sad, kicking the dirt and bleeding. lol.
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Yee-Haw!!!!
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Becky in three to six weeks.
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Next level thoughts and prayers. Fucking gross.
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They need to start showing pics of the wounded not unlike the pics we see of the Palestinians getting massacred. Unless it is trump’s ear, AR-15 bullets typically explode body parts.
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BLASPHEMY!!!
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Earns Purple Heart for getting a sliver from the mulch.
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Rifles replaced with leaf blowers.
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They pick up more garbage before 9am than most people pick up all day. 🫡
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Why is a robot cold???
Kris (@krisjay.bsky.social) reply parent
So wait let me get this straight, your foot is in there???
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You can have health care or you can have Cracker Barrel. You can’t have both.
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Sourced from the Fukushima Shrimp Farm.
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LOL understanding how all those are connected to their own well being is gonna take a bit more logical thinking on their part for it to resonate.
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Been holding onto this thought for a while now. theonion.com/when-youre-f...
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Finally some good news!
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But he’ll be dead right?
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A legend.
Kris (@krisjay.bsky.social) reply parent
But I wanna be aggrieved. It’s all I know.
Kris (@krisjay.bsky.social) reply parent
Not a huge fan of eating things while still alive but I would guess these are just the post alive twitches. Would try.
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They are all perfect.
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That recipe is a knockout!!!
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They aren’t cowards, they love what is happening.
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I fucking hate everything.
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Motorboat Mickey
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Aladdin’s Penis……..DAMMIT!
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Thus the finger
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Man that goofy lookin fuck face sure has it coming.
Kris (@krisjay.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m old enough to remember when even the hint of raping a child would end a political career. Let’s start with bringing that back if we are trying to make America great again.
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I think it is obvious, she will point to the door and tell you to leave.
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A great mystery that lives rent free in my head is why the hell are folks signing up and commenting on these vids. 🤷♂️
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A mile in less than 18 minutes??? I can’t tie my shoes without getting winded and I could do an 18 min mile.
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We will never be free of the rot of these awful people.
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The legend of Reagan is pretty mind boggling. He is very easily verified as a horrible president on a lot of issues that affected a ton of marginalized folks and yet that fuck face has an air port named after him. Fuck Reagan will be on my tombstone.
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Amazing in a horrible way.
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Hells no. I appreciate learning about anything no matter how fucked up it is. That is a seriously amazing position. I’ll bet the white dude that coined it was super rich.
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Fuck Reagan.
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I have never heard of this and I may need a shower upon learning about it. Do appreciate the info tho SSC.
Kris (@krisjay.bsky.social) reply parent
True. She might be dabbling in some white drugs. I am old enough to remember when she was the sane trumper.
Kris (@krisjay.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow. You are poor because you do not believe enough is a hellva position.
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Steering. Dammit.
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MGT is nuts but she knows exactly what she i s doing. Nancy is Waffle House fight kooky. Nancy is squirt lighter fluid on you as you sleep and threatens to light you on fire nutty. Nancy is stirring the car into oncoming traffic to make her point insane.
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Cover bands are popping up all over the place and I for one love it. There is a radio head cover band here in Portland. They are tight. Fun hearing that music live with 500 folks max.
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Folks know she is legit crazy right?
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People losing their medical and he is gilding the oval. What a cunt.
Kris (@krisjay.bsky.social) reply parent
Im not sure I agree. I think it’s fantastic. What a loser.
Kris (@krisjay.bsky.social) reply parent
Skeet. Dammit!
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This tweet just did.
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lol. Right there with you.
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Run into him walking out of the shower at the gym.
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Relevant: youtu.be/rQ9qsXu34SM?...
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Jackbooted cunts, all of them. If we ever get thru this, not a single member of ICE should be given quarter in polite society ever again.
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Just wanna be clear.
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To be clear, the Luck Dragon not the little boy.
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Post your dream ride
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Where do I report to receive my Coitus Swine™️?
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Simple times
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Gonna be a 100 in Portland the next two days. I’m a solid 5.
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CB is a great place to get a 7000 calorie lunch.
Kris (@krisjay.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly. Moving a lot of pieces on the board for a game that is essentially over.
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Areas of the southeast U.S. also saw an increase in invasive Asian needle ants this summer. The venomous species has been found in the U.S. for 90 years, but its population exploded recently. Good times.
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I look forward to the new energy that an alien conquering will bring to this place. Can’t be any worse than it is now.