It’s not just that the President of the United States posted a video of eleven people being murdered in international waters it’s that the President of the United States ordered the murder of eleven people in international waters so he could post a video of it.
Sourdough bread, apparently
I was led to believe that this was an offense punishable by gunfire that hits bystanders, was that incorrect?
Probably angry about all the languages they're hearing spoken
A nightmare is technically a dream, I suppose
Hooray!
This is the first photo I've seen that shows his teeth, which I wish I hadn't seen. But how does he have such a strong Habsburg look and not actually have an underbite?
So weird how that one rabbit starts off with ears on its butt, and two other rabbits just meld into one mid-jump
I have seen so much tie dye that is way uglier than this
I'll give you one guess what race his mother is
You need some chickens to eat the extras for you
I thought that was a roller coaster
Careful, they might bring some friends to your trash buffet www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...
I like grilled cheese but I do NOT like American cheese, which is all they offer. And their fries are trash
Okay bye!
Remember when he advocated for the re-hiring of one of them DOGE boys who had recently posted "Normalize Indian hate?"
It was a really big ditch
I simply pull out my phone and Google the menu words I don't know. But I guess that's my master's degree coming into play
You can't say shidding around @michaelhobbes.bsky.social , you have to say bamu-ing
Pretty sure that's a federal restriction. They also can't be delivered by mail, which would be so helpful
2050 is going to be beautiful. And the natural cooling effects of that architecture will be really useful as global warming surges
Chickens also molt all at once, and they look ridiculous while doing it
The crows at my house caw incessantly whenever a raccoon is passing through the area
And why does that prosthetic need a cast??
Terin Humphrey (Olympic gymnast) asked me for gum in geology class
There's a museum in Havana dedicated to the CIA's failed attempts to assassinate Castro
The misspelling of department reflects the Spanish word departamento, which makes me think a Spanish speaker set up that zoom account
It lines up perfectly with the Spanish word (departamento), so a Spanish speaker would likely gloss right over that without noticing
I believe I saw that Mexico gave him the choice to stay there or go to Guatemala. He chose Guatemala as the better of two unsafe options
Based on that interview, I wonder if her Trump-loving "friends" will turn on her once they learn the details. Sham marriages and "anchor babies" are things they love to villainize people for, and I wonder if they will stop arguing that she's "one of the good ones."
Hell yeah, a melon buffet!
I don't even think they're that upset about this one person. Surprised, maybe, but not that bothered
I don't believe that woman and her neighbors would vote any differently if they could do it over. They pretend to care about their "friend," but they're still happy with how immigrants are being treated.
Love it when a teacher corrects a child while making a more egregious mistake themselves
So much presumably scrotum
But now you get to watch three new episodes all at once rather than one at a time over the past two weeks
The US helping to decolonize South Africa, who would have guessed?
Robin Williams described it as "Catholic Lite"
I really thought he was gonna make it onto that roof
I've been building a little stockpile of essentials for my family, just in case
The secret is to take a video and then screenshot the best frame
I've known of many alcoholics who regularly use methamphetamine or cocaine in tandem with the alcohol
I don't think they exist
What's funny is that this speaks directly to the govt's arguments about "facilitate"! Govt: The court can't make us retrieve Abrego Garcia because he's fully in El Salvador's control. "Facilitate" only means *allowing* him to return. Bukele: I can't return him, because the US would never allow it!
I think you need a new therapist. One with basic human empathy
Another vote for Couch to 5K. It was free when I did it a few years ago
I think they self-select. What non-abuser would have any interest in working for this administration?
I just... uh...
Kids' birthdays, doctors, allergies, and medications
3rd option: HE'S A LIAR
Tonight an unbelievable **34,000 people** gathered for our Denver rally to take on billionaires and win our country back. This was the largest political gathering in Denver since Obama in 2008. Also bigger than the 2024 DNC. And the largest ever rally in Bernie’s career (and obviously, mine too).
gotta watch all the way through for the great twist ending
Why is this the sweetest thing I've ever seen
We shouldn't forget that many men married to women are misogynists. And many men married to people of color are racists. He does not truly value his wife as a person.
I just put it on hold via Libby...I'm 265th in line
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The US is one of very few countries that refused to sign a UN agreement against corporal punishment of children, so
Hope is obviously socialism, that's why Obama used it in his slogan
The only response to this is "Define DEI."
That guy was just on HIGNFY saying he wouldn't vote to cut Medicaid coverage, but he would vote to cut Medicaid funding if it would fight fraud, or something
The whole "I resist Trump by not using the words 'beautiful' and 'huge'" might actually be the stupidest thing I've ever heard
"Reply with 5 bullets" is a very strange choice of words for a billionaire to use right now
This is why you fight these cowards. The moment you stand up to them, they crumble. Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights. He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.
Any chance of long-sleeve t-shirts?
if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools
Is that a breadmaker? I've been thinking about getting one but I know nothing about them
Like women don't spend every second of their lives assessing every situation for danger
Social Security benefits are different from SSI. SSI is federal means-tested welfare.
SSI is never taxed...
Wow, the Bible has changed a lot since I stopped going to church
Try Swahili, it's straightforward and easy to pronounce
Thank you!
Where is that list?
Does anyone else think couch-boy's head looks photoshopped in?
Remember when Facebook wouldn't let trans people use their preferred name because they claimed they didn't want users hiding their identity, or something?
Meanwhile Seattle is sunny today!
It says he testified "for Lamond," which would suggest the defense called him, not the prosecution
I have never been so sad to live on the west coast 😢
Aww I'm so sorry
Without fail
Getting paid time and a half to take a leisurely stroll through the park with their friends, half-heartedly turning over a few leaves when the camera is on them. Must be nice
They didn't get rolled, they were knowingly lying and it got them what they wanted
That your cow was full of milk?
Gross. Reported and blocked
"Thus saving you a trip to the store for a can of expensive goose grease"
If you garden, their droppings are extremely useful!
(The same is true for most chicken)
