Kris Paige (@krispaige.com) reply parent
So does everyone with any sense, 30 minutes after the last mention of his name.
Queer writer. They/them and mayhem. Not actually Power Girl. 😭 Living in Colorado, forged in Troy, NY. #actuallyAutistic #amWriting #queerWriter #lgbtq+ Author of: https://extranapkins.club https://krispaige.com
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So does everyone with any sense, 30 minutes after the last mention of his name.
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com) reply parent
This is from a man who spends most of his time jerking off thinking about getting dommed by men who beat him in sports betting.
Codi Vore 🇵🇸 (@codivore.bsky.social) reposted
Crazy how some of the same people who think teenagers are too young to transition also think they are old enough to get married and have sex with adults
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com) reply parent
THIS MAN LAID THE GROUNDWORK FOR HULK STORIES STILL GOING ON
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com) reply parent
That Pete David died and left his family bereft is a fucking travesty.
Lasagnaless (@lasagnaless.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Apropos of nothing here's the GoFundMe for Peter David's medical debt. Guy who wrote the Hulk for over a decade and co-created Spider-Man 2099. You'd think that'd earn him security in life but I guess the Marvel Method never changes. www.gofundme.com/f/help-peter...
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com)
Nestle is so completely and comprehensively evil it's hard to imagine what he did. Feed starving children?
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com) reply parent
It wasn't syphilis that caused Capone's end of life dementia. It was a cursed glamour, triggered by a broken oath when he tried to betray them.
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com) reply parent
Lookin' brine...
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com) reply parent
Internet: Hey, this game is on sale. Me: I want to play that game, I should get it! Steam:
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com)
Honestly, the 'Trump Might Be Dead' moments on social media are a better dopamine tease than buying a lottery ticket. #TrumpDead
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com) reply parent
True. A literal slippery slope of a man.
some unlawful assembly required (@makeitsnow.bsky.social) reposted
PRITZKER 2028: A HUNDRED YEARS OF VENGEANCE
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com)
Trump dying terrifies his handlers because he's the only one who can possibly guide the monster he created.
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com) reply parent
He's a gigantic piece of shit. All the top contenders for 2026 on the Democratic side are.
marthapearce55.bsky.social (@marthapearce55.bsky.social) reposted
🤣🤣🤣
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com) reply parent
Polis sold out months ago. A disgrace of a man.
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com) reply parent
He just wants to make money off suffering fairly!!!! ;)
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com) reply parent
@oliviaprentzel.bsky.social
Tessa Gratton (@tessagratton.bsky.social) reposted
ICYMI here's my essay on navigating the queered spaces of fandom, pro writing, and complicity with power
Alex Kanaris-Sotiriou (@kanaratron.bsky.social) reposted
Sex is great, but what about the inescapable allure of the inclined elevator.
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com) reply parent
Multiple myeloma
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com) reply parent
Multiple myeloma.
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com) reply parent
Multiple myeloma
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com)
I think of myself as a gentle person but I watch a lot of news these days and think: "We're going to hang you someday."
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com) reply parent
A shitty situation, to be sure, but when are you going to show support for trans and queer kids in a world that's increasingly hostile to them, and not the soccer-mom-demo you personally represent?
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com)
I have found my people.
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com)
It's not ideation if the angle's too oblique for them to comprehend.
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com) reply parent
A modern day Onan.
Disney Prime Video + (@disneyprimevideo.bsky.social) reposted
90 Minutes of James Dobson Burning In Hell (2025)
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com)
@gavinnewsom.bsky.social is a useless chucklefuck and I will donate to bury a dead pet turtle before I donate a single penny to his anti-trans, fluid-bonded-with-don-jr, ass.
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com) reply parent
Bootlickers.
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com)
My opinion of the new Cracker Barrel logo is thus: I have never enjoyed a meal I've eaten at Cracker Barrel.
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com) reply parent
You can just ignore posts you don't like, no need to be hateful.
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com)
She carries herself with the confidence of my morning fares who just got their methadone suppositories.
Kelsey Atherton (@atherton.bsky.social) reposted
Congrats to the nominal opposition for being to the right of *Bill Kristol* on Trump assualting DC
juuni (@juunipupu.bsky.social) reposted
rough and old Legolas/Gimli WIP //should I finish this? [ #art | #lotr ]
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com)
Time to watch Priscilla again...
Emmy (@emmfoolery.bsky.social) reposted
Psst... hey kid, you wanna make a DOS game? I'm hosting a DOS(ember) Game Jam! All details are at the attached link. Please feel free to join in – no experience necessary!
Sophie Guy (@sophieguy.bsky.social) reposted
I wish ill upon J K Rowling
PPK (@ppkfs.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I hope JK Rowling is treated with the care and compassion of JK Rowling.
Dani Finn 🏳️⚧️ 📚 (@danifinnwrites.bsky.social) reposted
I wish ill on J K Rowling
Jesus Lizard Superstar 🖤 🐀🐀🐀 (@acekatana.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
they should suspend people for wishing JK Rowling well, tbh
Jamie McKelvie (@mckelvie.bsky.social) reposted
Just make it exist first. You can make it worse with each new pass while getting increasingly frustrated later.
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com)
It is a right and proper thing to wish ill upon JK Rowling.
🍁 Prof. Dr. John E Rock (@johnerock.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Thor Benson (@thorbenson.bsky.social) reposted
[writing the constitution] Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president" Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com) reply parent
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com)
Headbanging was easier before the TBIs.
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com) reply parent
There's a rough spot in the copy following the embed for the trailer.
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com) reply parent
Two randos having more initiative than the entire Colorado Democrat party? Checks out.
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com)
In this really weird spot where I'm torn between explaining to someone that my joy is not constrained by their imagination and simply breaking their nose because I know I can.
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com) reply parent
I only jump off if I can see where it's going and I don't want to go there. Comfort of the journey and the company the author provides to get there are far more important.
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com) reply parent
She asked if I had thought about trying to make it a movie script. It's about a demisexual and a transguy! This is going to need a trilogy just to get to 'I love you.'
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com)
The Editor-in-Law made it to the end of the draft I have so far. Only took 3 months. Also: Oh, no.
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com) reply parent
When you're not sure who you've blocked, but you know it's correct.
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com)
#MondayMusic
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com) reply parent
Boiling the frog works.
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com)
"Are you going to make Mom another dress?" #amWriting #lgbtq #queerWriters #serialFiction #neuroqueer #actuallyAutistic #neurodivergent #ownVoices
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com)
I'll care about AI when it can remove my mother's name from Gravity Falls and replace it with another in real-time.
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com)
Will be super happy when I write my way out of the flashback leading up to a character's death I'm bogged down in. #AmWriting
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com) reply parent
It could theoretically be six figures like the chucklefuck below states, but from a topology of interlocking figures three parallelograms is the most logical arrangement, but since it's also an image 'Ceci n'est pas une pipe'
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com) reply parent
It's 3 rounded parallelograms.
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com)
The way @proton.me repeatedly uses the abuser's language of 'Trust us, we're the only one who can protect you' is the biggest reason I use them for the same shit I'd use a disposable gmail address for.
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com) reply parent
Every bit of progress you make fills this stranger with joy <3
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com)
Achievement Unlocked: Jehovah's Witness Fare. Got 3 bucks and QR for their website that went straight into the bin.
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com) reply parent
To quote the spouse: "I watched him binge drink and bang skanks, I cannot take him seriously."
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com) reply parent
Know someone recently diagnosed with cancer and their stated goal is to live to see the ballroom demolished.
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com)
Just a reminder that a "lifetime appointment" is actually less difficult to address than some think.
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com)
CW: abuse / violence / neglect / homophobia “Hey, Steph,” Davey said. The left side of his face was bruised and swollen. “I was hoping you wouldn’t come today.” #amWriting #lgbtq #queerWriters #serialFiction #neuroqueer #actuallyAutistic #neurodivergent
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com)
"This arc is really dark." "You mean the one I specifically titled 'Bereavement Policy?'"
Bad Noodle (@badnoodledoodle.bsky.social) reposted
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Kris Paige (@krispaige.com) reply parent
And we'll do it in a flashback after telling you for the last 30k words said character is dead.
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com)
I didn't really work today, but I made a web page for my writing and fixed the SEO for my novel's site (I think) krispaige.com
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com)
As promised, the palate cleanser.
Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers Association (@sfwa.bsky.social) reposted
SFWA educates authors about industry matters through many venues, including Writer Beware®, a service helmed by @victoriastrauss.com. It is a gift to be in dialogue as writers and other industry participants about the issues that matter most to our genre's future thriving. Read WB's latest here:
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com)
I held off posting this until I had the palate cleanser ready to go so I can post it in a few days.
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com) reply parent
Reminds me a bit of The Secret of Cats for Fate Core.
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com)
Hulk Hogan can burn in hell. #HulkHogan #goodRiddance #foreversaltyaboutgawker
Abra, The Everwife 🏳️⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼👻 (@pairofclaws.bsky.social) reposted
...And yet transphobic asshole Alice Cooper lives.
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com) reply parent
We finally learn Jerk's name.
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com)
A new scene. It went faster than I expected. I am still very tired. #amWriting #actualAutistic #neuroQueer #lgbtq
🌿viktor aleksander🌿 @ commissions open! (@nooskadraws.bsky.social) reposted
good morning #PortfolioDay ! i'm viktor, a trans gay illustrator, looking for work in books, ttrpgs, and comics. historical fiction, fashion, and fantasy is my cup of tea ✨🌿🌸🍵🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 🖼️ www.nooska-art.com ✉️ alex_dingley@hotmail.co.uk
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com)
Sometimes driving rideshare feels a little bit like being a hostage as a service.
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com) reply parent
I realized I bought an older edition than I meant to but it would totally be in my character's nature to have an older edition, so it's fine.
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com) reply parent
A lot of exposition becomes showing and not telling with that shift. Maybe track Saito's reaction to an Orc in orange underoos?
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com) reply parent
It's a servicable early draft of genre fiction. I'd ask you to consider a close third-person narration on Jon. You get the same benefits of first, but close third means you can jump into another character's head now and then, or at least filter Jon's reaction through another.
tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ (@caranthirs.bsky.social) reposted
southern gothic isn’t really about magnolias and spanish moss and muggy night air and grand buildings crumbling, those are just aesthetic. southern gothic is about what john brown meant when he said that the crimes of this guilty land would never be purged away but with blood
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com)
I'm shopping Merck Manuals on eBay in order to reference an edition a character in 1995 might have. This is what I mean when I tell people that writing is an affliction.
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com) reply parent
'It's a motif'
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com) reply parent
I'm super amused realizing that I basically pitched the plot to a friend about five years ago except I explicitly set it at Skidmore.
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com)
I am reading The Secret History, which apparently got BookTok'd at some point. *turns off other's highlights*
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com) reply parent
It's not like the courts or congress will stop them. The idea that we'll get to execute some of these people for treason eventually is what's keeping me going at this point.
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com) reply parent
Use MangoHUD to limit FPS. The client's optimization has gotten worse over the years.
Izzy 🔺 in my Streamer Era 2.0 (@tsuyonpu.bsky.social) reposted
you were the brightest shade of sun i had ever seen 🌻 #hansry #kcd2
Kris Paige (@krispaige.com)
Back to using the blog for publishing. Also, I am very tired.