It was a big risk for the Yankees to send all that pitching to San Diego in a trade for the big outfielder, but it turns out that Trent Grisham was worth it.
It was a big risk for the Yankees to send all that pitching to San Diego in a trade for the big outfielder, but it turns out that Trent Grisham was worth it.
I just found out that Thomas Castellanos is from Ware County. Which means the Waycross-Blackshear metropolitan area has churned out yet another 5’11” quarterback who beat Alabama. We gotta update the map.
FSU can lose every game the rest of this year and castellanos should still have his jersey retired for backing this up
Bama stole FSU's rightful playoff spot in 2023, which probably pushed Saban's retirement to later in the winter, which probably contributed to Kalen DeBoer being the replacement,
We’re gonna be posting this one until 2055
Mood:
Boston College celebrates the Norman Conquest.
Afrikaner refugee who becomes a huge Alabama football fan because they worship DeBoer.
I mean, in a way.
it’s the division’s finest moment since they kicked out the Astros
our famous best buds, the Bucs & Brewers, are beautifully beating Boston & the Blue Jays
RFK Jr. rushing to the White House with a wheelbarrow full of beef tallow to save the President
The Trent Grisham Trade
More like Asleep Forest
it's bipartisan to tell Frank McCourt to eat shit
The Yankees played Alex Verdugo over Trent Grisham for an entire season.
Bruh
Rivian's new tagline: "a truck that WON'T burn you alive and melt your skeleton"
School shooting: "You can't legislate against evil. Only Jesus can help." Doge dipshit/Musk blood bag gets beaten up by 12 year olds: "We must bring the entire weight of the federal government to bear to make sure Big Balls never gets wedgied again!!!!!!
Yeah, Darren Sharper, he’s in jail
need to revise the answer
Thank you for saying what I meant better than I was. I deleted a smarky reply I had, because I think we're all on the same side here and don't need to be sniping each other.
Are you under the impression that I was advocating against him?
Can't even build death star anymore, because of ewok
There can’t be any gun restrictions because we have to protect against federal government tyranny, and if kids get shot we just have to live with it. Also the President can send troops to cities because the federal government can do whatever it wants. These two ideas are consistent and reasonable.
"Unless it's Zohran."
some guy off the street: "yeah this is pretty fucking bad" most of our green room pundits: "ah but you see, trump has an advantage on crime so democrats should be careful not to sound too opposed"
used to be you could get an indictment against a ham sandwich. now you can't even indict a guy who throws a ham sandwich. folks, www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...
Don't care if he plays 46 games a year so long as he's ready come October.
some of you need to make like travis kelce and engage with a tailor swiftly
Fellas, is it gay to marry a woman with legs for days who also owns a private jet?
if you can’t explain to your kids that some families have two mommies wtf are you gonna do when your kid hits you with “what time are you going to die?” because I’ve fielded both and let me tell you, explaining that I do not know the exact date and time of my death was harder
On Bluesky you get told to unalive yourself in Minecraft by a nonbinary teenager with anxiety, whereas on X you get called racial slurs that were invented last week by a sitting deputy undersecretary of defense.
My “my pedophilia alibi is herself a pedophile” t-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt.
TIRED---Bluesky: Ugh, is it time for sportsball AGAIN?!? WHILE TRUMP IS TAKING OVER THE COUNTRY?!?! INSPIRED---Bluesky: making fun of Kansas State being unable to move the ball is ableist
Or count ND's five ACC matchups as league games. Same energy.
TBF, that included majorities in the South (including then-Dems Richard Shelby and Buddy Roemer) who either were conservaDems themselves or whose districts just hadn't gotten around to voting for Congress like they voted for POTUS. Language didn't do that, but neither did Bill Clinton.
It was just a misunderstanding of the phrase “cash in your chips”
Eric Adams bribing one person with cash inside a potato chip bag but then bribing another person with potato chips inside a bank envelope
this will have a ripple effect etc but if you’re bribing with a bag of chips how do you choose sour cream & onion and not sour cream & cheddar I mean it’s right there
some one offers u a bag if potato chips and there are no potato chips in the bag what kind of sicko does that
There's a reason it's the BIg 10 and not the Big 18.
What if we wish for America to finish fifth behind a bunch of more talented countries that worked harder and then spend the rest of its life complaining as if it should have won
I legitimately think people that say this stuff think “trans women in sports” is exactly like Juwanna Mann
I sometimes wonder how many “never-Trump” Republicans would be fine with everything Trump is doing if he were a polished Mitt Romney type, instead of a dumbass mobster goon.
Tough call between him and Nate Silver.
when your brand is even too toxic for a guy who knows where shelly miscavige is
It took a while, but I have now been personally attacked by the dictionary.
That's ten times what the federal government has ever spent on sex changes for trans people in prison btw
“using real concerns to put reactionary political views in the mouths of people i am not actually going to speak to or give the dignity of their own voices” is a classic move for this clique
Joe DiMaggio had a career .325 BA and a .304 BABIP, despite *slightly* more K than HR. I think it would just require your BABOoP (HR/(K+HR)) to be above your BA.
One thing I know for sure is that if *I* called the cops and said “some guy just threw a sandwich at me” they would consider me to be a huge baby and think I was wasting their time.
Mamdani on Cuomo: "I don't need to do much to make the governor appear extremely dislikable."
Measuring the economy is like weighing the president: if you’ve got an honest doctor, you get the truth. If you’ve got a spin doctor, suddenly he’s 100 pounds lighter.
He means that they're both commonly associated with NYC, but they actually live in New Jersey.
i can't keep up with whether "slutty college girls" are the wholesome expression of true conservative america that the libs hate or if "slutty girl college girls" are the tragic consequence of liberal depravity and decadence
We learned that Oregon is playing Northwestern at Martin Stadium on Lake Michigan and we demand Oregon bring the giant inflatable duck.
Or the Twins tie things up and he walks it off, Robin Ventura-ing it up down the 3rd base line.
Hits another HR, pulls a hammy rounding third and can't crawl home.
I hope Mamdani keeps making the Cuomo ads after he wins
The thing that everyone said would happen is happening
The conservative assertion that there is a crisis of masculinity in America is best understood as a confession
Giants are averaging 1.8 R/G in the 15 losses that Verlander started. 11 of those 15 scored 2 or fewer.
We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.
It's weird that we have polls at all before mid-October. Say what you want about the playoff committee, but they don't create inertia by doing rankings before we have a body to rank off of.
the right spent the early COVID pandemic whining about how they weren’t allowed to do various things because of the virus, then, by scientific magic, our best minds quickly developed a medicine which allowed people to do those things ASAP. and the right decided they hated that too. Still weird
Centrists bigots and right wingers have this all backward. YOU are the ones constantly bringing up trans issues. I would be happy to not think about this shit every day of my life unless I was talking to or reading something by one of my trans friends and thought of it in passing. SHUT THE FUCK UP
You were a struggling single mom and wrote a story idea on a bar napkin. It turned into a beloved YA series and made you 100s of millions. Do you then spend the rest of your life: - fascinated by what genitals others might have, hurting the world's most vulnerable; or - doing literally anything else
It says everything that Republicans are working harder to arrest Texas Democrats than anyone on the Epstein list.
1 of these guys has supported LGBTQ people, clean energy, public transportation, & fundraised for Dems in purple districts. The other is universally called “a class act ™️😌” by baseball writers.
So do we think he'll be a Cub or a Mariner by 2029?
Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.
Furthest I've been: N: Helsinki, Finland E: Helsinki, Finland S: Vieux Fort, St. Lucia W: Los Angeles, CA
To trump administration personnel who are afraid to step outside in dc, I agree that it must suck to be targeted randomly in the street by a violent gang of out of control thugs who want to take things from you and your family for no good reason, and don’t respect the basics of the rule of law
Just a reminder that if you're working on the HBO Harry Potter show, or the audiobook, or making/buying licensed Harry Potter products, or covering *any* of the previously noted without mentioning JK Rowling's virulent and non-stop transphobia, this is what you're supporting:
Democratic voters don’t want passive or “reach across the aisle” politics while we are fighting literal fascism. Look at Texas Democrats. Fight like that. We’ll reward you at the polls. Stand up. Link arms. Draw a line in the sand. Tell the Republicans we won’t put up with this shit. Fight back.
I will vote for any Democrat threatening to fuck the GOP’s shit up to the maximum. No more unity or let’s move beyond it all bullshit.
Ah, an intellectual battle between a stochastic parrot incapable of true thought, designed in a laboratory to satisfy the whims of the far-right, and Grok.
So you’re telling me the Wizard of Oz presented itself as a towering force of overwhelming technology, only to be unmasked as just some guy, off-screen?
Him and Stanton, although Playoff G was a good defender until his body broke down.
Naomi Wildman has the HOTTEST ad out there. It’s for Romulan Raptor & the tunics are “warping off the shelves.” Go get ‘em Naomi. On the other side, Paris Shipyards did a WOKE "advertisement" for the Delta Flyer XK with Erica Ortegas THAT IS A DISASTER! #StarTrek #Sisko197
Gives me the chance to post one of my favorite newspaper headlines of all time. I used to have the print copy of this pinned to the wall of my cubicle.
Also, not an encouraging record in the state of Georgia (or a very encouraging record in the state of Georgia, depending on your perspective).
Why is it that MAGA dudes keep talking about the importance of masculinity, but are afraid of basically all our cities at a time when they're safer than ever (if you ignore ICE kidnapping people off the street, that is).
This is awful. Reliable economic data is a key strength of the US economy. When Argentina and Greece faked economic data it contributed to major crises. I don't think Trump will be able to fake the data given the procedures. But there is now a risk plus an awful appearance.
things are going well
if i were a pro-trump financial type i might view the destruction of reliable government data with the kind of anger and apprehension that might lead me to reevaluate my politics, but then if i’m a financial guy throwing my weight behind strongman rule, i’m already too stupid to breathe
Brubaker as a 3-4 inning guy?
If you ever wondered what it would be like to watch a mostly-functional country just shoot itself in the dick repeatedly, well I have good news for you.
How many little kids right now meant to grow up to become scientists, academics, artists, may never get the same inspiration we did just by turning on TV for free, because we used to agreed as a society that was worthwhile to offer everyone
"What has he done to earn this job?" asks man who has gotten every job he has ever had because of his last name.
the simplest thing any young straight man can do to get laid is not be a conservative. and I don't think there is anything wrong with saying that directly.
Pedocon Theory and The Plot to Enslave America are the same theory
Once you start looking for the Republican pedophiles, they're kind of hard to miss?
“The president cut your health care so he could build himself a golden ballroom” is a pretty easy message to sell