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6 dollars at Yankee Stadium, sheesh for 1/2 of a beer in a flight?
if you give me a middle-in pitch as a lefty, I'm pulling out my phone to record the homer, texting my friends about the homer, and that video of the home run is on Instagram by the time I get to 2nd base Kyle Freeland is a gas can and he's mad NOW!?
(and in some cases, may be for just the first quarter! or the first drive!)
jeez louise
PSA: NFL Depth Charts released now are only for Week 1, not Week 1-18
Chris Rodriguez
If you're asking if I want to add the RB that's "third" on an unofficial depth chart, who: - was cut twice - played the 2nd half of the 1st preseason gm - started the 3rd preseason gm - had 2nd-most carries in that gm - has 23 career rec. in 7 college/pro seasons idk what to tell ya, probably no?
::sigh::
no no no no
I can't believe there's a real player named Malachi Toney, I just learned this Kadarius Green-Beckham is going to hit like crack
hell yeah
Cam Carsonsteelebo
I don't like it either! I've got a nice 2.2% exposure washcloth of Skattebo
Cam Carsonsteelebo
this guy outproduced Matthew Golden when both were sophomores at Houston, btw
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this guy outproduced Matthew Golden when both were sophomores at Houston, btw
i just put this one, what a BOP
somebody turned up the A.C.
"Theo Von the Menace"
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I’d rather just not turn around
I’d rather not turn around
nooooope
it was not that song haha
no, YOU have Ace of Base stuck in your head at 9:41 AM
So, it takes a lot for me to care about a mid-range tight end, but Dallas Goedert is worth it. I provide the upside case, which is pretty massive, and it doesn’t even take much to realize it. My latest on @fantasyalarm.bsky.social 👇👇👇
oh that is BAD bad
the Roanoke Colony is still in this house today
Dan Patrick: "Let's go to Donald in D.C., what's on your mind?" Trump: "6'2, a tremendous 220 pounds, you've never seen anything like it" 🔔 ~DING~
"Let's get Cinci-naughty!" cc: @rjcity.bsky.social
Nick Chubb drafters in the second quarter of the Texans/Rams next Sunday after he has 6 carries for 5 yards and is in the blue tent:
where does creating stupidly excessive fantasy football spreadsheets fall in this 😂
heartbreaking: the baldest man you know just made a great point
hell yeah, Gardening at Night is awesome
Find the River, Begin the Begin, Orange Crush
def not my best WR room, but it should be good enough, and I'll find an RB2 eventually
From the 1.08, full-PPR heavy RB room, but still wasn't as RB-heavy as in past seasons RB Achane TE Bowers QB Jayden Daniels WR G. Pickens WR Z. Flowers WR Travis Hunter WR Jeudy RB Jaylen Warren WR K. Shakir RB Jaydon Blue RB Skattebo RB Ray Davis RB Keaton Mitchell K & D/ST Karty/Houston D
RB-TE-QB
I haven't felt about what it's like to go the first three rounds of a draft without taking a wide receiver in a LONG time. I'm doing it now. I'll tell y'all how it goes 👀
I think there's been slightly too much bullishness about an H&R Block employee who took a year off of football and now is the fourth target in an okay-to-decent offense, but that's just me
Arc Manning
Arch is all aboard the Eli Manning Expressway
Steve Angeli is a "bricklayer from Paterson, NJ"-ass name
the pierced nipple is for pleasure, though
hell yeah, glad you enjoyed!
A lot of those WR are a pretty flat tier and McMillan's warts are more offensive environment-related (which are improving or at least have the ability to further improve) I'm willing to be aggressive and looking at the WR around him, it was where I'd rather have him than Garrett Wilson & Higgins
Fox News reporting Dave Portnoy has died after falling from the Big Noon Kickoff set while jerking himself off and sustaining blunt force trauma to the head. He was 48 years old
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I'm from Syracuse and lived during the Greg Robinson years
how long until he turns into Smarch Manning
I saw that dude put Derek Stingley on skates, McMillan is now in my will
Also, Tetairoa McMillan now has the runway for 150+ targets this season and he's going off of draft boards WAY too cheaply He was going in the late-3rd round w/ many pushing him up into the early 3rd Now, a late 2nd/2-3 turn pick for me & should be ranked over Tee Higgins, I'm ranking him as such
i beat the official accounts, where's my checkmark
(per Schefter, who can't grace us plebs at Bluesky with his presence)
Jalen Coker was placed on IR with a quad injury in a corresponding move We hate it.
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how many Zimas are you having today
WHAT, that's awful!!
whoa whoa, save the Jon Berti for Bonnaroo!
not great!
*reads tagline* what a bad day to be literate
Sisqo: 🎵 "that Tong-t-Tong-Tong-Tong" 🎵 I'll show myself out
or looking the other way when one of his students is being maliciously stalked and then firing her
I'm forgetting any of them exist outside of DFS punt plays
we had a nice country once
famously
Devin Culp ran 28 routes and earned 6 targets, like, come on That's like saying Antonio Williams was RB3 in fantasy points per game in 2020
Andrews fell asleep
my bags are jammed full of Pickens and I'm ecstatic
not even that far off tbh
i think this is my dad's senior picture
you know, some are saying Micah Parsons being traded could be good for Amon-Ra St. Brown
So CeeDee Lamb has already kinda surpassed Justin Jefferson in drafts, with the Cowboys now likely in more shootouts or trailing scripts, Lamb should cement as WR2 for the rest of draft szn. Pickens should be drafted at the bottom of the top-20 WR group, alongside Harrison, JSN, Evans, and Wilson.
It's a bet on efficiency receiver that's great in per-target metrics now getting less attention paid to him because he's working alongside an alpha in an offense that will see close to 600 team pass attempts. Efficiency + opportunity is the baseline for any breakout WR
He's never been a zero with YAC (more last season than Courtland Sutton/Jordan Addison) and was WR13 in 2023 with YAC (409), so I don't know if he's catch and fall. Going to Dallas, he'll have a massive increase in team pass att. from Pittsburgh & TDs aren't sticky, but he COULD spike there.
That's not how it works, though.. Hill/Waddle Chase/Higgins AJ Brown/Smith Jefferson/Addison All duos that have lifted up the second receiver Lamb at Z & Pickens as the contested-catch, downfield X is a perfect combo and both will earn a ton of targets, potentially 40-45% of Cowboys' targets
- Efficient receiver 2.00+ YPRR the last two seasons - 23% targets per route run last season - strong yards per target numbers with at least 9.0+ in all three seasons Traded to what is likely to be a very condensed offense with Lamb/Pickens/Ferguson with not much target-earning behind those three
So CeeDee Lamb has already kinda surpassed Justin Jefferson in drafts, with the Cowboys now likely in more shootouts or trailing scripts, Lamb should cement as WR2 for the rest of draft szn. Pickens should be drafted at the bottom of the top-20 WR group, alongside Harrison, JSN, Evans, and Wilson.
more time in two-WR sets as the initial offer
probably bad news on the vibes for Cole Kmet's sister's boyfriend now that Micah Parsons sent him to the cuck chair
Jayden Reed has a broken foot and is about to give up No. 11 to Micah Parsons tough break buddy
I conferred with my legal team, I'll renounce every bad thing I've ever said
jesus tap-dancing Christ I've never been closer to renouncing every bad thing I've ever said about Brian Gutekunst
AEW have uploaded the Taz tribute post #AEWDynamite. 🟠 youtu.be/GwVinDYSPgg...
I unfortunately had the displeasure of seeing him, he’s prob an NFL receiver but nothing he’s shown so far gives me any reason to be excited for him, hasn’t gotten separation and per-route stuff hasn’t been good at all
bluesky desperately needs “the juice”
Xavier Legette will play sacrificial Z
Easily Packers/49ers MNF in 2018, a GREAT back-and-forth game and our section absolutely destroying Booger McFarland and his moving sideline rig ruining our view Also, the game that birthed the now-legendary @matthewberrytmr.bsky.social/Alfred Morris rant (WHO STARTS TYRELL WILLIAMS!?)
I don't even have the words to describe how horrible this is and how dude telling it like its nothing is all the sign you need of the rot in that fucking company