If Subway wanted to make this dude into their new spokesman, all I'm saying is there's no way it could turn out worse than the last guy.
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If Subway wanted to make this dude into their new spokesman, all I'm saying is there's no way it could turn out worse than the last guy.
He has no ideas what all those words mean
I mean...there was no way to know (super /s font heavy on the eye rolls)
A terrorist targeted federal workers last week. There wasn’t much reporting on it. But I’m not finished thinking about it! 🧵 An anti-vaxxer fired more than 500 gunshots into CDC Atlanta, shattering 150 “blast-proof” windows on 6 buildings. Employees were pinned down in terror.
It didn't even take 2 min to find out the real haps. Reading beyond the headline is FUNdamental
Sounds to me like Costco has confirmed it's not selling a pill it never sold, the religious right have falsely claimed it's their win, and the left has believed them and piled in on Costco which is in fact one of the left's biggest corporate allies. These things are deliberate. Divide and conquer.
Yeah ok. That'll work. For sure.
Thank you I love my state so so much ♥️ Timeless
It's against my religion to trade with Nazis
News media: For stories about this admin. deploying federal troops in D.C., don't continuously feature photos of Trump, giving him more free publicity & power. Instead, feature photos of people & everyday life in D.C. Otherwise, you make the people this will impact invisible. Images tell a story.
First look at the Blue today. I see Kristi Noem got her fee fees hurt over her looks on South Park. Not that she is portrayed as a puppy killing fascist So small violin playing the world's smallest violin
Note to Kristi Noem: It is far better to be mocked in a cartoon for how you look than to be shoved into the back of a U-Haul and kidnapped for how you look.
We have a felon rapist in office‼️ #TrumpEpsteinCoverUp PR FOR PREDATORS 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 He was around when Trump had his modeling agency‼️ Why aren't we listening to the victims? BELIEVE WOMEN ‼️
A tacky bribe goes far these days
"TAX THE RICH TAX THE RICH TAX THE RICH" The chant sings to my soul
I view it as a lack and failure of imagination that keeps the egocentrism bubbling. But then I was "that kid" that actually "thought about what I did" in timeout after going up the slide backwards. It is a skill but not hard.
It shouldn't be work to consider others, be kind, be respectful. It's kindergarten lessons.
Well damn. Take care out there ♥️
I didn't even know it was a thing until conservatives said I was losing my mind over it 🤷♀️
Y'all... One person's prayer is another's meditation is another's reflection on life while walking in the woods. Chill TF out about Ray Cooper and recognize your own processes
and 💥 back into childhood Thanks for sharing the celebration
Exactly. Stephen Miller claims that L.A. will be better off without immigrants. That’s not true but one thing is for sure, the country will be better off without Stephen Miller!
He's trying to make Fetch happen
Yeah it was watching warning videos of table saw kick that gave me a healthy sense of nope. I've worked occasionally with a bandsaw. Still cautious but think I can get comfortable enough.
Thank you for posting this. I am super novice in woodworking. Power tools scare in the safety sense. But also I found enjoyment from feel of the textures and seeing wood come alive in my hands. You nail the vibe. Also, starting at age 52 sounds possible now
Bill Mahsr is the Fedderman of comedians
Seeing AI generated versions of Trump as Superpig makes me think more of Baron Harkonnen
The US government is entirely contained with the Judiciary rolling over in the corruption mud. If I get deported back to Ireland though 4th generation of American born immigrants, it wouldn't be so bad
I am ready for the underground takeover of the Democratic party. As a Gen X, I feel like I have been preparing my whole life for this moment
Translation: I said some shit to get elected and a lot of people bought it. Next question
Raised kids in Phoenix. There is a line. I knew we had acclimated when I said these words "it's only 100 out, yes you can go out and play" But 105, they were inside All about hydration, shade, and sunscreen
Andrew Cuomo just conceded the New York Democratic mayoral primary to Zohran Mamdani.
(🎶) NEW SONG: Hounds, “Third Time’s the Charm.” Highly relevant to our current moment.
Take Oregon with you! We have trees and fish and open coastline. Weird Portland could totally be a SF sister city
May the powers that be protect our troops on bases in the Middle East. 😔
I honestly didn't know there would be that many dots in Oregon I will occupy space at one of them
a woman just trying to get home gets shot
As an Oregonian, I support this message.
Hard same
DeSantis better get boots with higher heels.
We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.
I was talking with online gaming group. Said I was going to California to visit family. Out of nowhere "ewwww". I said "yeah the redwoods suck and the food is terrible. you should totally not go" I feel like those people are way too locked into Fox dialogue than is healthy
Risk is the best family game if you want lasting family butthurt over spontaneous alliances
A century ago, Jim the Wonder Dog gained national fame for his alleged ability to predict the future and understand commands in multiple languages. This weekend, his hometown of Marshall, Missouri, is celebrating "Wonder Dog Day" with a tail-wagging tribute. https://loom.ly/lKPblxM
I suspect some border collie in that pup ❤️
Bluto cosplays Kyle Rittenhouse cosplaying an ICE agent
You and Jake can go sit in your profit book corner. While I am not super happy with the democratic party, tearing into the one side against authoritarian power is doing oppo work. Build it better or get out of the way. So disappointing
well damn. Have see this again for the 100th time now The music, the cinematography, the acting, the music yes I said it twice.
Well, there's a new jet for Trump I guess. There's a lot of people who say they are rooting for George Bailey but are actively trying to get Pottersville to happen
JFC Murphy: raises huge security issue to SoS Rubio: 🤷I dunno maybe probably not but meh
You have died of dysentery
Who could have foreseen this ego driven corrupt person taking advantage though? Who could have expected an entire party in congress rolling over and showing their bellies to same person? Surely not the best Supreme Court you could pay for
This was a complete thought, expressed as intended.
Look at my (trojan) horse, my horse is amazing
Forget a second about the daily "oh it's a bribe *yawn*" going on here. This smacks of trojan horse to our security by appeasing the ego of this president with shiny new horse. Ohhh how majestic!
Fiona Apple using her art right. Direct to the heart with our fucked up for profit correctional system youtu.be/ki1nvcNbYH8?...
Sure. And glad to hear it. But deal with the terrorist org that kidnapped and mistreated her. ICE is using terror methods to enact executive whims that defy the constitution Everyone should be speaking up, especially congress
NY17 Constituent and local social worker Emily Feiner was singled out and forcibly removed during Rep. Mike Lawler's town hall.
I see Trump's Alcatraz "proposal" and once again out of many times think "he is such a deeply stupid person"
Don't give my mini any ideas. It'll hightail it to someone who washes it more often.
Yes! Choose chaos!
THIS THIS THIS
Exactly what I mean when I say "Do something" on their feeds. I don't need a presser. I don't expect miracles in congress. Go message Go to rural areas and talk about what is happening Go to some places that may be uncomfortable and be a truth teller
She brilliantly shares her thoughts on RFK Jr.'s comment: "Autism destroys families" RFK Jr isn't qualified to serve as the Secretary of Health & Human Services #Autism #ASD #AutisticAmericans #Family
I can't unsee it now
The modern heads on pikes revival from Vlad the Impaler and the like. So gross. Out with the king
Nothing you can say will convince me that TSLA is not a meme stock like Gamestop. "Profits are down 71% but don't worry our CEO is a sociopath whose only contribution was that shitty cybertruck. BUY BUY BUY!"
Spent the last week with Right wing in-laws in Florida. Had some good polite side discussions. One was correcting misinformation about the fires in California. The other was surreal complete agreement that corporations are ruining the country. Picking the battles.
Don't look away. This is where we are. The government conspiring with other governments to jail and torture innocent people. Here legally or illegally. No due process to tell either way
The president of the United States and the president of El Salvador have conspired to kidnap a man and hold him hostage in an El Salvador prison. This criminality ignores the rule of law and thumbs its nose at a Supreme Court ruling to facilitate his return.
This tracks. After our neighbor found deer eating his tomatoes last year: Heard echoing through our small canyon "NOOOOOOOOOOooooooo...." F*CK G#^$&DA#&^#*&%
Perfect coffee music
GOP:
"The hypocrisy is really laughable. When you talk about the specific war planning, you have individuals in armed services whose families won't even mention where they're posted out of their own safety. But we have the highest individuals in our intelligence community putting that stuff on a chat."
Maybe one the ways it is so special is that you didn't have a phone, the only record being your memory At least for me it feels like that when I hike, taking moments to breath and observe
Don't forget shorting stocks pre-tariff because you KNOW that happened too
Trump is going to call his market manipulation with tariffs a win Meanwhile, folks not realizing the actual loss does not come back as same gains in the same way won't understand what was just ripped from them Go go billionaire class
ICE isn't "deporting" immigrants, it is kidnapping them. DOGE isn't "fixing" the government, it is dismantling it. Trump isn't "helping" Americans, he is retaliating against them. Pam Bondi isn't "upholding" the Constitution, she is ignoring it.
#ProudBlue #MomSky This is absolutely disgusting. SCOTUS is corrupt! Chief Justice Roberts puts a pause on the order requiring the Trump admin to bring Abrego Garcia home. America is committed human rights violations & SCOTUS lets it happen. 🤬🤬🤬 youtu.be/6r7WCPlMo3Y?...
One man just wiped out $10 trillion in wealth, is destroying centuries-old legal protections, and seems determined to unravel humanity’s greatest public health achievement. In 3 months. I don’t know how we get out of this. But if we do, one person can never have that kind of power again.
Exactly where I just came from! Saw my friend's sign but I was behind the post. The protest lined the streets as well. I didn't expect to see Eugene here on blue. Nice to see us represented
It's a beautiful day 😎 Normally, I would be going hiking with my Kuma dog but there is work to be done! I meet my group for #HandsOff in an hour Be safe out there you all! Let's goooooo
mood
Good Morning! Clearly, I am a late riser on this crew Got the coffee though waffles sound amazing right now
Same I hadn't been on that other site for a long time. Pleasantly surprised to see the folks I was following there here
UK: Brexit US: Hold my beer
Likely. He tested the waters the first time around. Feels like he just decided to go full tilt this one
Essentials for April 5th Peaceful Protest: -Food/Water -Essential medications -Safety and Protection: Masks, sturdy shoes, change of clothes -Tech and Legal: Phone (location tracking off), portable charger, emergency contact info (written down) -Miscellaneous: ID, cash, notepad/pen, hand sanitizer
Gen X, a decade away from retirement, watching a rich boomer sinking my 401K in real time and knowing whispers of my social security I've paid 40 years into is next So unsurprised. Gag y'all with a spoon GOP
💯 When he got round 2, I started trying to mitigate home damage. As a mom of 2 queer kids, I am very mama bear right now. Thankful my son and his partner are able to move from a red state to a more protective community here. This is where my fight is. No quarter
Leopard season! MAGA season! LEOPARD SEASON! MAGA SEASON! MAGA SEASON! LEOPARD...season. oh dear
I like the cut of your jib
Sun is shining here in the PNW Spring is otw! Coming out of winter skies is an emotional blooming every year. Just like my lilacs, jasmine, and rhodies
Good morning! I am new to this crew but must say was a nice Bluesky moment as I brought my coffee to my desk Have a beautiful day all!
Well damn, Rep. Jasmine Crockett kept it all the way 100, and with no fucks given… — this was awesome! 🔥👏🏼👏🏼