Graptured
I’m the village idiom. Full supporter of all civil rights: LGBTQ+, women, minorities, et al. 2nd wave feminist: end the patriarchy. Poetry writer, music producer. https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/frequently-asked-questions-at-the-office
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Graptured
Tent’s so big
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Today the cult leaders will claim to have figured out the cause of autism, and it'll be acetaminophen (Tylenol). Here's an enormous study on this very correlation with stringent methodology and a sample size of 2.4 million children. TL;DR - There's no link jamanetwork.com/journals/jam...
Weird some scicomm accounts gave the new “Tylenol in pregnancy & autism” review some weight. They don’t know the lead author, Baccarelli, had the exact claims thrown out of federal court for having ZERO scientific merit, when he was a paid “expert witness” in lawsuits against Tylenol makers. 1/
*Files skeet under the category “kink shaming”
Those are the little moments we live for
All liberals. All democrats. Anyone who doesn’t like Trump.
The problem is, Trump supporters specifically voted for this. It’s wildly popular with them. None of them see this as illegal or wrong.
Trump supporters voted specifically for this.
Mr Pibb + Red Vines = crazy delicious
This is exactly what Trump supporters voted for: abject abuse of Democrats by their regime. Trump supporters love seeing liberals being abused.
Trump supporters voted for this, and they will continue to do so in perpetuity.
So I guess the first bullet point on your resume is “debunking routine activities of movie characters”.
The problem is that 99% of Trump supporters truly believe that liberalism is a disease and Democrats specifically target them to silence and exterminate. Meanwhile, Dems and liberals don’t believe any of that, and just want people to be held accountable (including Dems and libs, we aren’t picky).
THIS. 👉
This was just last year! 9-0 Supreme Court ruling: A “government official cannot coerce a private party to punish or suppress disfavored speech on her behalf.” Moreover, "a government official cannot do indirectly what she is barred from doing directly." www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/23p...
This is true National Security
I don’t think there’s a way to definitely prove those texts aren’t legit by a neutral third party. FBI won’t cooperate and provide the original phones, they will never admit they faked it, and the judge will either accept it or reject it. Either way, court of public opinion has been manipulated.
It’s sad that Kash didn’t Google “how to be a Director of the FBI” first.
that's shit from a butt
Yeah and a population greater than France absolutely applauds it. Thats the greater crime.
I don’t think that matters to 77M Trump supporters. They give him carte blanche to be as cruel as he wants to immigrants. Even it’s proven that he broke the law (his immunity notwithstanding), they’ll keep voting for candidates that are as cruel (or more so) to immigrants. It will never stop.
will write you out of existence. tell on a friend and you will get the stitches.
🔥
I recognize that we’re all shitting on this, but we need a “come to Jesus” moment and realize he’s rewriting US Government canon on Epstein. This will stick, and from here on out ALL govt agencies will agree Epstein did nothing wrong, which means Trump did nothing wrong. It’s worse than you think
*indiscriminate fart sounds*
Bro it’s the same as all our favorite bands. You can’t do 300+ shows a year without that rocket fuel. Being on TV is unnatural, you have to have 110% of your energy at the ready at the drop of a hat. Every day.
Not sure that matter anymore, as Trump has complete control of all law enforcement. They believe whatever he tells them to believe, and they conveniently forget any evidence. Anyone in Congress who challenges it could be censured. In Trump’s government, fall in line or say goodbye.
Actually, I’m afraid it might mean that 77M Trump supporters in unison all agreed that Kirk’s death can 100% be tied to the trans community and liberalism. We may have 6 months before Trump makes it a felony to be a liberal or trans. I hope I’m wrong.
I know it’s funny to make fun of him, but you need to understand that he’s got complete control of the world’s top law enforcement agency and can do ANYTHING he wants including burning it to the ground and forcing his agents to pick up road trash and NO ONE in government can stop him.
Trump is in complete control of all 3 branches of government, SCOTUS, FBI, DOJ, NSA, CIA. He fired all oversight ppl. He can do anything he wants. If he asked Kash to sell this as the truth, then the ENTIRE government including all law enforcement will fall in lockstep. Nothing we can do about it.
I recognize these are words but I’m not understanding the context.
Os bandidos parecem sempre vencer. como podemos virar o jogo?
Existence is pain for Meseeks
You forget, that’s exactly what Trump wants, and his followers are fine with it. None of them trust the FBI and they’re fine if Kash burns it to the ground. No one in government is allowed to attempt to remove Kash without Trump’s approval. Kash can do literally anything he wants.
MEG9N: Why Are We Still Doing This
M3GAN: Origins
"Let's give it all away"
i just can't even
No direct, full quote can be taken out of context, as it contains all the context. Example of taking something out of context would be misquoting me like this: “No quote can be taken out of context” Paraphrasing and leaving out key sections of a sentence is leaving out context.
Thanks so much!
Yummy! I’m always looking for new short rib recipes, would you be able to share?
SEAL: Bring it on
Hummingbird Prosecutor: No further questions.
*vomits incoherently*
Looks beautiful! But you need way more salt on there. That looks to be close to a pound of meat, so you’ll need at least 1 teaspoon of kosher salt. And more pepper.
I “recharge” my emotions, feelings, and energy while alone. If I’m with others, I am only giving away: spending energy. Too much of this makes me retreat. I must have alone time to recharge for the next round. Extroverts recharge while being with others.
At the Gogol Bordello: Me: one purple please
And the slowest of all geometric shapes is the viscous circle.
Lucy is awesome, looking forward to it!
Not sure but I heard the Maytalls have one.
We all feel attacked on behalf of Present Dad, but we also agree. So, it’s a confusing time for us.
silentmiddlechild
The left isn’t “dancing on Charlie Kirk’s grave,” we’re just pointing out that, thanks to rhetoric like his, a lot of other graves exist.
Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life. The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
It’s worse than that: all he had to do was say that everything negative about him was “fake news” and a population greater than the size of France 100% took him at his word, no questions asked.
Meanwhile Trump supporters only want the military in blue states.
Instead of allaying fear, they create it for clicks
Trump tomorrow: “I don’t think we need to send the military into Utah”
I bet when he said that very sentence, he sounded like a 1955 Ford F250 with a gas mixture of 50% marbles.
Protect yourself from the MAGA Zero Day virus
A new page from Epstein's birthday book, according to House Oversight Democrats: Epstein and a longtime Mar-a-Lago member joking about selling a "fully depreciated" woman to Trump for $22,500.
This won’t change a single Trump supporters mind
who up exisitentialing they dread
How the fuck does a 13 year old have their own home. There are 50 year olds without their own home.
100% of Trump supporters have been told this is fake news and 100% believe it. But it’s totally not a cult, and fuck you for suggesting it. Also it proves Bill Clinton is a pedophile, but totally not Trump, and fuck you for suggesting it.
Trump is not only in charge of the entire US Government and all departments, he’s also in charge of all government oversight, Congress, and SCOTUS, and military. TL/DR: it’s an extreme uphill battle for Democrats. They won’t win. They can’t win, for Trump also has full immunity from prosecution.
He knows Trump is guilty. Too bad all our experienced FBI agents have been fired by Trump. They’re be able to see through this obfuscation.
You had the option of not posting this reply, but you chose otherwise. Also I bought my first Danzig album in 1989 so considering my Pollyanna attitude you can consider me a Johnny-come-lately fan of their music, which definitely tracks with your entire critique of me.
“What if a fart was made human and given immunity from prosecution for any crime”
lol
*chef’s kiss
What is the term for hating movie genres where the main plot driver consists of multiple characters making stupid decisions on purpose? It’s the laziest way to drive a plot forward: the writers can’t come up with a believable story so they give 35% of the characters an IQ of 75 to produce bedlam.
Yeah and 77 million Americans believe this and are wiling to burn down the country in defense of this racism.
But is it a watermelone inside of a watermelone
Stonehenge teeth are the new sexy
that's the best song on the Top Gun soundtrack
I prefer a sucker in a three piece
News flast for you: a population greater than the size of France fully supports and agrees with that.
And fighting with Democrats in defense of being very cruel and abusive to minorities, the marginalized, the poor, and LGBTQ, as if it’s their god given right to make their lives as miserable as possible.
*caturday
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Just as we all thought: 100% of Democrats believe the Trump birthday card is legit, and 100% of Trump supporters think it’s fake. We are a country that has seceded from each other mentally and emotionally, while still calling ourselves a Union.
Put this in the huge pile of things zero Trump supporters care about, and never will, even if that truly was written by Trump, and even if the body outline is of an underage girl.
TIL raccoons are shinobi
color me shocked that the author of "Savage Love" came up with this
This is awesome :)
Here it is: 💧
What about the British werewolf
Mothra vs. moth balls, you decide!
R*ping children to pwn the libs
