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d.ly @dly.bsky.social

a lot of this could be avoided if everyone would just update their brain's software to the latest version

sep 10, 2025, 5:49 pm • 276 53

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William Holz @freewilliam.bsky.social

:(

sep 10, 2025, 6:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social

what if my hardware is broken?

sep 10, 2025, 6:15 pm • 5 0 • view
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Keith Taylor @mrkeithtaylor.bsky.social

It's asking me to login with my seven digit passcode. What seven digit fucking passcode?

sep 10, 2025, 6:20 pm • 3 0 • view
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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social

D is the real hero we all need.

sep 10, 2025, 7:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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terminal> @loremanlear.bsky.social

isn't that what lsd is for?

sep 11, 2025, 3:37 am • 0 0 • view
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Grubber & Foes @grubber-goes-solo.bsky.social

I'm trying, but my drivers are all borked.

sep 10, 2025, 6:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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Just Another Guy @justanotherguy.bsky.social

Brain Updates are waiting to install Your brain will be updated on your next sleep cycle. Click here to Sleep Now. Brain will be updated. 🟩 Click here to Pause Brain Update ⬛ Click here to Reschedule Brain Update ⬛ Please note: Brain Update cannot be undone Press any key to Update Now.

sep 10, 2025, 10:21 pm • 0 0 • view
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Joe Daddy 🥑 @quetzalcoatl87.bsky.social

I would, but I forgot my password

sep 10, 2025, 6:49 pm • 1 0 • view
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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social

All they do in the newer versions is add more bloatware

sep 10, 2025, 6:21 pm • 3 0 • view
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Kurt Shriner @kurtshriner.bsky.social

Protect yourself from the MAGA Zero Day virus

sep 10, 2025, 8:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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⚰️ Cadaver Resuscitation ⚰️ @clarityrestoration.bsky.social

No! 😋

sep 10, 2025, 6:22 pm • 0 0 • view