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kyleskey.bsky.social (@kyleskey.bsky.social)

Reading @millsypop.bsky.social biography. Spoiler alert😱😱

kyleskey.bsky.social (@kyleskey.bsky.social)

Here’s my impression of someone from LA: um hi I live in LA. I eat nothing with sugar artificial coloring gluten meat lactose fat sodium carbohydrates. In fact I live off rainbows and unicorns

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Been there

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Seek Jesus

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kyleskey.bsky.social (@kyleskey.bsky.social)

The accusations that I did a doodoo are not true. IT was a peepee not a doodoo

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One press of a button and I could destroy you

wargen (@funeralpig.bsky.social) reposted

we all got that one mutual who cannot be fixed, who will not be fixed, who is ribbons of meat exploding in slow motion, who is a beautifully disgusting star going nova

kyleskey.bsky.social (@kyleskey.bsky.social)

I’d like to see ai unclog my toilet

Chris Kluwe (@chriswarcraft.bsky.social) reposted

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I showed up to a pro cop demonstration and accidentally tased by own dick&balls

kyleskey.bsky.social (@kyleskey.bsky.social)

hey everyone look at Me, I'm from Los Angeles. I hate America and smoke weed all day

Aaron Reichlin-Melnick (@reichlinmelnick.bsky.social) reposted

HUGE. The 5th Circuit joins many other federal courts in holding that Trump’s invocation of the Alien Enemies Act was unlawful. The judges emphasize that the law is fundamentally about *war* and about military actions; not illegal immigration or drug trafficking.

Governor JB Pritzker (@govpritzker.illinois.gov) reposted

I'm aware that the President likes to go on television and beg me to call him to ask for troops. I find it strange, as Chicago doesn't want troops. I also have experience asking him for assistance – just to have the rug pulled up from underneath me when execution meets reality.

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Eat my duck

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IL&FL>>>>>>CA&IA doing you forget it BBA

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Iowa and California are two places I don't care to understand

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No

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Okay Roger Ebert

kyleskey.bsky.social (@kyleskey.bsky.social)

Exploring your aunts body in ways never imagined before

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I think you might be my dad

kyleskey.bsky.social (@kyleskey.bsky.social) reply parent

Can’t wait for the news conference

kyleskey.bsky.social (@kyleskey.bsky.social)

Picking up your aunt in my cyber truck

kyleskey.bsky.social (@kyleskey.bsky.social)

@millsypop.bsky.social after she farts while on the elliptical

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I’ll be watching so much football today, I’ll have football coming out my d!ck

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Ohphew

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Herb?

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kyleskey.bsky.social (@kyleskey.bsky.social)

My lawyer SIL had to go to Green Bay and I said: what happened? Someone suing another farmer for tipping over his cow?!?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Everyone approves!

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kyleskey.bsky.social (@kyleskey.bsky.social)

(To the tune of Hurt by Johnny Cash) I shit myself today To see if I still feel I focus on the pain The only thing that’s real

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Cite my butt

kyleskey.bsky.social (@kyleskey.bsky.social)

Some of history's greatest heroes had crippling diarrhea

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Get a hobby loosers!!!

kyleskey.bsky.social (@kyleskey.bsky.social) reply parent

You should fight a shark in real life imo

kyleskey.bsky.social (@kyleskey.bsky.social)

Interviewing children after a school shooting is insane

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Magenta (@magentab.bsky.social) reposted

PUT A BULLET IN IT IOWA GOP SENATE SUPERMAJORITY GONE AND A 20 POINT OVERPERFORMANCE

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Honey when it comes to fightingfascism I’m the fat kid in Willy wonkas chocolate factory

kyleskey.bsky.social (@kyleskey.bsky.social) reply parent

Stay in your lane

kyleskey.bsky.social (@kyleskey.bsky.social) reply parent

No I hope you get better soon!

kyleskey.bsky.social (@kyleskey.bsky.social)

Join me at the museum of contemporary art for my new showcase “Diarrhea on Canvas”

kyleskey.bsky.social (@kyleskey.bsky.social)

Chicago teaching LA how to stop fascism

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kyleskey.bsky.social (@kyleskey.bsky.social)

BEARS 16-1 Lions 10-7 Vikings 9-8 Packers 0-17

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Praying for full recovery

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Be gone Cretin!

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You're inn the divorced dad section

kyleskey.bsky.social (@kyleskey.bsky.social)

A Taco Bell toilet hates to see me coming!

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kyleskey.bsky.social (@kyleskey.bsky.social)

How did Iowa and Kansas fans get their tractors to Ireland??😂😂😂😂 #jokes

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I just need more living space for Chicagoans

kyleskey.bsky.social (@kyleskey.bsky.social)

Need more of this. Can’t remember the last time I went to the movie theaters and actually enjoyed a new movie. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/22/m...

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Ken Tremendous (@kentremendous.bsky.social) reposted

I voted for Trump. Then he deported my friends, slashed my Medicare funding, shut down the government office where I work, and imposed tariffs that have driven me to bankruptcy. Please donate to my gofundme so I can stay in this country and vote for him a third time.

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Just a nuisance

kyleskey.bsky.social (@kyleskey.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks like Andrew ran into a Senator bsky.app/profile/amyk...

kyleskey.bsky.social (@kyleskey.bsky.social) reply parent

Andrew right now

kyleskey.bsky.social (@kyleskey.bsky.social) reply parent

Are you wanking off to your little man feelings again

kyleskey.bsky.social (@kyleskey.bsky.social) reply parent

Rise for the flag, LA

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kyleskey.bsky.social (@kyleskey.bsky.social)

Running around LA in your underwear at 4am is illegal now?

kyleskey.bsky.social (@kyleskey.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t ditka me. I ditka you!

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There’s a choice?

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Bcuz he loves America. Try it sometime!

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kyleskey.bsky.social (@kyleskey.bsky.social) reply parent

Not the Rob I know!

kyleskey.bsky.social (@kyleskey.bsky.social)

Rob when he learns there's a meetup involving his biggest fans

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Besides dealing with a few b!tch asses on this site… Great!

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kyleskey.bsky.social (@kyleskey.bsky.social)

Yes Newsom’s social media is killing it but he absolutely should not be the Dem nominee

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kyleskey.bsky.social (@kyleskey.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t have time for you CHILDREN today.

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kyleskey.bsky.social (@kyleskey.bsky.social)

I take the same security measures www.ndtv.com/world-news/r...

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What granola is describing obviously didn’t happen🤬🤬🤬

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Shouldn’t you be burning down your own city you claim to love?

kyleskey.bsky.social (@kyleskey.bsky.social) reply parent

You unlocked doodoo mode,, with your tweets

kyleskey.bsky.social (@kyleskey.bsky.social) reply parent

Cmon man…

kyleskey.bsky.social (@kyleskey.bsky.social)

I live in my Tesla