It’s haaappening.
It’s haaappening.
Was it?!
Okay, at the very least: have any Parkinson's experts visited the White House recently?
OK BUT WHO THREW WHAT OUT THE UPSTAIRS WHITE HOUSE WINDOW GODDAMNIT
holy cannoli
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Saving the world’s fattest parrot: can we vaccinate our rarest species before bird flu gets to them?
wait. what was i doing
Oh dang. One of the best Toronto theatre stories I've ever heard involved Greene. When the Backspace still had an alley door, some cops started to hassle him for being suspicious. He explained he was an actor waiting for his cue. They didn't believe him ... until they pursued him into his scene.
I met a bug today who looked like a 5mm brachiosaurus 🦕
I Can't Believe It's Not Better™
Some people ask, what would Jesus do. I ask, will it frighten the squirrels?
Goddamn neighbourhood kids love to tip me over and roll me down the street when I leave the house in my barrel attire
Hate it when the shadowy figure I am pursuing, & who I am secretly in love with, races into the forest & does that thing that makes it look like their body is visible in front of a tree in the foreground but also simultaneously occluded by a tree in the background—just busts me up every time.
Bajillion dollar idea: a maximum wage
@claudiusme.bsky.social
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I think if being a furry teaches you anything it is that some things are just really really fun to think about even if they're not real
The escaped Cirque du Soleil acrobats living in the woods want you to let them brush your hair.
teaching my children that in the event they become lost they can trust any adult with a tattoo of a hot dog
he’s so me
Good news about the cutting-edge AI tools from the $3-trillion-dollar company.
Pistachios, aka tree clams.
:D
those are quality animals
someone on reddit who claims to be a hospice worker says based on facial expression and body language we’re about a week out i call sunday night
a spell against evil #art
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www.robinsmithartist.com/Paintinggall...
*gasp*
Fox n’ Friends is absolutely the right media team to investigate this story.
We just dropped a completely new merch store, and we couldn't be more excited! 100% of proceeds go toward the strike fund for union Starbucks workers. ✊🔥 SHOP NOW - www.unioncoffeegear.com
"Blueskyism" helped make The Onion one of the largest newspapers in the world in less than a year. If we had spent all of our time on Twitter, we'd be poorer, dumber and terminally ill with internet poisoning. He's just angry he's wasting away over there in a nazi agnostic lane that doesn't exist.
Ooo, can you point me to a recipe for the beans?
a serious house on serious earth
Society really lost it's shit when we moved away from containing the internet to one room in the house.
Americans Astronomers watching watching US politics Betelgeuse 🤝 “It could happen at any time”
the cops have arrived at 1600 Pennsylvania but somebody heard if the dope isn't actually in the room with you they can't prove possession
I didn’t have any suitable orange yarn but I’m still happy with it.
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This would be hilarious if it weren't so fucking horrifying.
@rem.bsjky.team I found Frog and Toad! My mom stitched these for the Elder Child. Frog originally had brown pants too but those have gone missing.
Do you blanch them first?
what are we gonna do if we find bigfoot, make him pay taxes? leave the man alone.
Lmao wtf
there should be napping tents everywhere you go
PSA: If you wanna be Shrek for Halloween and wanna wear a hat like this, I WILL MAKE IT FOR YOU. Mass produced crochet items are not ethically made. Machines cannot replicate the movements so humans have to do the work and are not paid adequately for their time and effort. (Based on the item cost)
i wish brands would include more technical information in their product descriptions. i don't need to know this was inspired by timeless italian men summering in nantucket who could dress up or down. i want to know the fabric weight, leather tanning method, seam construction, etc.
Before anyone thinks I'm shortchanging spooky season, let me be clear: autumn decor is the base layer for spooky season You gotta bake the pumpkin cake before you put on the skull icing
Nobody is taking shit from you except for rich families with generational wealth. You were never gonna get with a woman whose father's station is above yours Calm tf down, you moldy corn chip
Is that the residence part of the building?
If you can shout slogans while running you are *physically fit*. This should be an event in the reboot of the President’s Physical Fitness thing.
The number of times my efforts have resulted in more needed repairs is wayyy higher than one. All the sympathies.
When was this shot?!
I just listened to the Shakespeare hoax episode of the new Hoax! podcast by Dana Schwartz of Noble Blood fame and I must say, Shakespeare would have *loved* this whole thing. If he wrote it as a play, the kid would be a fool who becomes a tragic figure a la Richard II.
just, what
speckled puppytummy is the best puppytummy
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Have you tried being more fun about it? Failing that, have you tried being more tantalizing about it?
“Giuseppe Pietro Bagetti (14 April 1764 – 29 April 1831) was an Italian civil and military architect, as well as painter. He painted landscapes and battle paintings.” ~WikiP 😯😏
Maybe you could get vaccines for you and your pets while aboard.
Just this moment getting that Pansy Division was a play on Panzer Division.
oopsie
Walking by the feelings counter at the department store of life and getting aggressively spritzed with samples as the sales people shout names: Happy! Sad! Love! Anger! Giddy! Apathy (smells like nothing) Euphoria!...on and on until you stick your face in a bowl of coffee beans to clear your senses
I save face the old fashioned way. After putting the new one on, I save the old one in a baggie in the fridge to throw to the hounds later.
“I know just as much as you” You have no idea how little I know
Minding my own biscuits
somebody should paint the stripes on those sign thingies
Paintings by Italian artist Giuditta Branconi, 2020s.
My favorite thing about ChatGPT is that I will never use it
Crazy how Ashli Babbitt had fentanyl in her system when she died
If I do the work of making alt text then I feel like I've put in enough effort to justify to myself sharing something that snagged my attention.
Trains don’t get stuck in evacuation traffic. They can readily scale. They can include cars with refrigeration or medical setups and supplies, etc. They have kitchens. They can pick up evacuees in multiple locations. They can return passengers to their home or other safe locations.
Eternally pissed off that I can never go to Iran.
I think there should be natural disaster evacuation trains like this. Hurricane imminent? Don’t have a car? All aboard! Then skedaddle. Bring your pets.
pharmacies should have a dessert bar
The incumbent prosecutor of Chesapeake, Virginia, left the GOP last fall, accusing local party officials of pressuring him in exchange for financial donations. He is running for reelection as a Democrat.
Rugs Laid Out to Dry, near Tehran, Iran — Thomas J. Abercrombie, 1972
Woman with a Jackhammer (from the Women Builders of the Metro series) — Alexander Samokhvalov, 1937 Oil on canvas 205 x 130 cm
I think 182 year old research articles should be free I want to read about the man
ABQ Haiku: Early Morning Stroll in Downtown Albuquerque, NM #poetry #haiku ——— The man made mountain Covered in a slick jade sheen A roach scampers away
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I wonder if they'll use Stephen Miller's coffin for the funeral?
As long as yall eat beans for breakfast yall will catch them jokes for eternity. Ah well.
imagine that being inside your mind and being able to get it out like that
I think when it happens we should call it “congestive heart success”
If he's actually alive why is he not out here shouting FAKE NEWS at all of us
British food isn't bad, they have a brown sauce you can buy that's literally just called Brown Sauce, and that is an earned confidence.
This seems important:
Polar Night Energy continues to pump out more & larger thermal sand batteries. They use crushed waste soapstone as the media. This one is 1MW/100MWh in size. They convert power to heat for delivery but are working on power to heat to power versions too. #TheFutureWillBeEletric 🧪🔌💡☀️💨🌊🔋
Happy Labor Day 🙂
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That’s my take too. Even if he poisoned him with Covid or a friggin cold it’s funny.
it’s a perfectly good night for sleeping — cool, calm — and yet
I fucking love the sound hitting tubes makes as an instrument. Used them in Warcraft and in Mute soundtracks because it’s just COOL. Now i need to go listen to some of @iamclintmansell.bsky.social work on MUTE.
Javier Mayoral
