Jeff
@labohemian.bsky.social
Just your typical Bohemian hippie, animal loving, movie buff, music lover, artistic, eccentric, book reading, feminist, peace-loving, creative, poetic, live and let live type of dude ...
created November 12, 2024
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Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
This is annoying. We already know Trump and Musk are assholes. There's no need to dissect every sentence and every gesture to confirm this fact. We get it. They're assholes. Watch a good movie. Enjoy your life. Stop obsessing over something we all already know. Stating the obvious doesn't change it.
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
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You can lead a horse to order but you can't make it think.... Hopefully there will be something left after 4 years of complete stupidity... Some semblance of intelligence and dignity and kindness....
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
Let's just add a happy little blood donor into that forest.... Everyone needs a happy little blood donor....
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey, my artist friend. I'm worried about you. You okay out there? you need anything?
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
I understand that Donald Trump now wants to rename Melania Lois Lane......
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
Amazing new photo of Bill Skarsgard as Count Orlok in Nosferatu
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
Who can tell me the name of this dinosaur and the movie that he is in? Let's see what wonderful geeks my blue sky friends are...
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
Interviews with Jesus...
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
God said that story about Lot's wife not listening to his command when fleeing Sodom and Gomorrah was completely made up. We were smoking a bowl last week and I asked him, and he looked at me and said, "you know, Jeff, I never did that. She really wasn't worth the salt ...."
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
Once upon a Time, Leonard Cohen and Bob Dylan sat in a Cafe in Paris and talked about songwriting...... Can you even fucking imagine that? 😳😳😳
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
1 Anti-vaxxer 💥 2.South African pseudopresident 💥 3.Pedophile Justice department head 💥 4.WWE bimbo 💥 5.Orange ring leader 💥 Make America great again... One shot at a time.....
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social) reply parent
Kill him......😁😇
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social) reply parent
Whatever works....
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social) reply parent
Matt Gaetz ......... If there was ever the perfect reason to create an actual phantom zone.
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
Wishing a happy birthday to one of my very favorite, diabolically dark, unimaginably beautiful musicals. A Tim Burton and Johnny Depp classic collaboration.... PS... Try the priest!
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
I was in the middle of pooping today, and the John Williams theme from Superman came on Spotify... It just made it seem so much more exciting. You gotta try it!!!
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
Four words to drive the maga "Patriots" batshit crazy... Happy birthday, Jane Fonda!!!!
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social) reply parent
So, now, of course, that's all we're going to call him.....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
Zach Snyder Is the Donald Trump of the film world. He has many minions. And you don't dare say anything against him or they become very upset with you. And then you're a bad person. And you're a stupid person. And you're a terrible person. And you should probably move out of the country. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
Blue sky people; "It's so nice we don't have to hear about Donald Trump and his evil minions all the time! We can talk about any thing we want here! Hey! Did you hear what Donald Trump's doing now!?!?!" And this, folks, is why we can't have nice things......😒
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
Ernest Hemingway would have loved Blue sky... You get 300 words. You have to tell your story precisely and succinctly and in a straightforward fashion. No extra color, no extra flash, just the gist of the story..... Yeah. Hemingway would have loved it here....
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
A new Superman movie that's just like the big, silly, colorful, splashy comic book from the 1930s? And of course everyone hates the trailer because it's not gritty and dark and realistic..... Isn't that why we go to movies? To get away from the real world? Maybe it's just me.... I love it.....
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
Ah, Facebook... When some guy loses his house, I would love celebrities to put laugh emojis up, just like when a director makes a movie and puts his soul into it and it flops at the box office. I bet they wouldn't think that was very funny, would they? So much nicer here without laugh emojis...
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess we should probably start doing that then....👽 And just keep doing it until they realize they're in danger and they're not untouchable...💥
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social) reply parent
In my dearest fantasy I really hope it's aliens trying to invade the Earth, because I want to see how the Trump administration would deal with that and I can at least get some good comedy out of all of this.... You know he would find some way to blame Joe Biden for it...
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
In case none of his choices get approved, these are Trump's alternate choices for his cabinet of crazies.....
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
Ironic that the same people who have a huge problem with Rachel Ziegler playing Snow White have absolutely no problem with a little white baby born in a manger somewhere in the Middle East......
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social) reply parent
But of course crime magazine voted him person of the year. Viva La vanity Fair for having integrity and guts.... Becky Sharpe would be proud...
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm now officially renaming it crime magazine, since they're actually saying a crime boss is the person of the year...
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
They're eating the cats! They're eating the dogs! They're tapping your phones! They're sending the drones! Trump's making the most Of Fox TV show hosts! Jesus died for our sins We're on needles and pins And await his return Don't believe and you'll burn! But the hit points you'll earn!😁😁😁
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
I have it on Good authority that the drones everyone is seeing flying up in the sky or under the control of Werner Herzog.......
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
When you're having a theological discussion with a Christian and they use a Bible verse to try to explain to you why the Bible is real, and then cock their eyebrow as if they have checkmated you into a corner 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
Now this is a person of the year I can get behind!!! Go, go Godzilla!!!
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
In Victor Hugo's classic, The hunchback of Notre Dame, the citizens of Paris made Quasimodo King of fools... Looks like he's going to have to give up his crown..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social) reply parent
With all due respects, and this is absolutely hilarious, you're making her sound far too intelligent......💜💜💜 Let the ouzo flow..... Cheers to this disaster
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social) reply parent
She thought ouzo was a Greek religious practice....
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
Well, there's good news for any former Fox News host that's out of a job. There's always a place for you in Donald Trump's cabinet, which you are completely unqualified for, and have absolutely no reason being in, but will be appointed anyway because he's a fucking moron...
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
Anna May Wong... Always, and forever, one of my greatest screen crushes....💜💜💜💜🐉🐉🐉🐉
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
"The tree lights up, and I press the button... No, wait! I press the button and the tree lights up!"
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
Those delicious, globular, fleshy mounds of delight, which put the sinful thoughts in our minds, that Jesus died for..... Nom..😋😋😋😋
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social) reply parent
When those tariffs hit and everything is twice as expensive as it is now You're going to need it....
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social) reply parent
Unless you're doing it to a cat and then it's okay....
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, this was a bright spot. That someone from Texas has decency and good sense. A lot of those Texans seem to like that orange thing. Takes a big man to stand up against that. Cheers and have a great day!
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social) reply parent
My exact idea of what a heaven is...,
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social) reply parent
Our theological discussions, in which I use facts, always end with them looking at me with sympathy and saying, like the mother in Carrie, "I pray you find Jeeeeesus! You're such an empty vessel! I pray you find your happiness!" So, basically, I can't be happy unless I believe what they believe
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
Maga: "America is the land of freedom of speech! Everyone is entitled to it.." Me: "I just love Robert de Niro..." Maga : "He needs to keep his mouth shut and his opinions to himself! He's a disgrace to this nation!" Me: "but he's exercising his freedom of speech..." Maga: not like that he can't!"
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
"More like a...qu...... question"
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
When you're giving the performance of your lifetime as Dracula and you're completely upstaged by breasts....
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social) reply parent
So true. Drives me crazy when people do that. It's so easy just not to say anything. Live and let live. I don't know why that's so hard for some people. They always have the ram their opinion down your throat like it's the only one that exists. They're always right and you're always wrong.
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
Classic Tarantino....
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social) reply parent
Somebody just needs to off this bastard... With all the guns in this country you would figure at least one person would be a good shot for Christ's sake...
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
I don't miss the laugh emoji on Facebook. Saying you love something, a movie, or a particular novel or song or anything creative and having some idiot laugh at you because they happen not to like it. I don't know. Shouldn't you be happy for someone if they love something, even if you don't?
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a lot of fun. It's a tribute to the old grind house films from the 1970s. So there's a lot of scratches in the film and a lot of odd cuts. It's more or less a slasher movie except with a car. Really well done!
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
Love this one ......
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One well placed bullet in a very orange head....
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
My little Gilmore girls-esque, Bohemian coffee station here at the homestead....
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
"Ooo-ber" ; Kirk
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social) reply parent
I also want the Gilmore girls, sitting on a couch, drinking coffee, talking about Kenneth Brannaughs misguided version of Frankenstein, and Una O'Connor to randomly walk in and shriek at the top of her lungs for no apparent reason.....
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social) reply parent
Strange'.... Stinks so good..
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social) reply parent
I got a feva!!! It's the woke virus! And no amount of cowbells is gonna cure it!!!💜🌈💙🐈⬛💋🍺
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
Hiro, the sleepy dragon, who also makes a nice tea light holder.....
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Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
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Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
youtube.com/watch?v=E3Wl... First we got the perfect Kirk and Spock reunion..... And now this.. How unexpectedly delightful!!! Stars Hollow is always a very welcome place to be. Even if it's only for 30 seconds....
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
Woyds.......
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
Getting autographs is silly. I've only ever gotten one, because it was Pam Grier. And that's an exception But come on, celebrities. If people are paying you like between 50 and 300 bucks to write your name, at least make it legible for goodness sake. Not some straight line with a jig at the end.....
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
Freezing cold outside day off, snuggly warm inside, doing a bit of painting and listening to Fleetwood Mac's the Dance concert... The scent of cinnamon candles wafting through the sitting room.... My non-binary cat, Zoe Seven Feathers, purring next to me.... Life is good today... Have a great one.
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social) reply parent
My spiritual father, George Seven Feathers, was a black foot. He would have absolutely loved this. Thank you for sharing...
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social) reply parent
I was literally just going to type, "I WANT my scalps!" And then I got to the bottom of your post and saw that you had.... I just love moments like that... I think we ought to, instead of the swastika, tattoo the trans flag on their forehead with ink that cannot be covered up... Oh, and day glow 😁
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
Blue sky users: "It's so refreshing to be in a place where you don't have to hear about Donald Trump and Elon musk all the time!" Their next 95 posts: "Trump musk Trump musk Trump musk Trump musk Trump musk Trump musk Trump musk..." We all hate them.. But there ARE other things to talk about...🖖
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social) reply parent
It's either emperor or palpatine or Lamont Cranston, I'm not sure which...
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
Carole Lombard was yummy......💜💜💜💜
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
How to damage a child for life. Promise Jaws, give them Jaws 3D....
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
I get a kick out of watching these young girls dancing seductively, scantily clad, gazing into their phone as they record themselves for internet consumption, and you can see from the look on their face that no one is more entranced with them, in love with them, than they themselves 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mark Hamill (@markhamillofficial.bsky.social) reposted
No matter how demoralized we are in today's America, I'll always have this selfie of me meeting Jane Goodall.
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
Godzilla is my spirit Kaiju...🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖
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Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social) reply parent
Listening now. Marvelous as usual! Thank you for all that you do in keeping us educated and entertained.....
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social) reply parent
......oooorrrrr maybe you just happen to love the Beatles. Like me.
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social) reply parent
One of my favorite titles of all time was a book that Carrie Fisher wrote, and the title referred to a woman giving up her sexual flavors... She entitled the book, "surrender the Pink" As much as I love her before, I loved her about a million times more after that lol
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social) reply parent
I try not to get too excited with the Eagles because they're always that girl with the bedroom eyes that leads you towards ecstasy and once you get into the boudoir you find out all there is to know about the crying game 😭 But they are looking mighty good this time around, I must admit.
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social) reply parent
If you watched my Eagles defeating the Ravens today, that was most definitely a spiritual experience! No gods necessary. Just raw talent 🦅🦅💜🦅💜🦅
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social)
Fly, EAGLES, Fly 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
Jeff (@labohemian.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you so much! My little Bohemian Paradise away from the cares of the world.... And my best girl. 🐈⬛