she/her, trans Chicago I post for people who died 30 years ago Current fixations: in an animation groove. expect to see me say stupid shit about looney tunes, tex avery, betty boop, popeye, rocky & bullwinkle, hanna-barbera, tom & jerry etc....
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Hank, Alice, and Dennis were a real family, but as close as the comic, or promotional photos implied. Alice suffered from alcoholism, Dennis from learning disabilities. Rather than help in any way, Hank called them a drunk Irishwoman and a menace and ignored them to make his comics.
One day he created a new comic, about what a menace his son was. The comic was a huge success, and Hank now had a fictional family to love. Eventually, Hank sent his son off to boarding school, and separated from his wife, abandoning them both to revel in the success of their cartoon counterparts.
When Alice drank herself to death, Hank didn't even tell Dennis that his mother was dead. He moved to Switzerland, and remarried. Dennis grew up alone. Served in Vietnam and came back struggling with PTSD, poverty, and trauma only to see his own face in papers, tv shows, toys, and merchandise.
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10,000 word essay entitled "In Defense of Dan Ackroyd's Orgasm Face in Ghostbusters" by Gerald in IT
oh he is the worst, aren't you @francesmeh.reviews
no we're always on the same side, Frances is the sneaky one
no you're never in trouble
yes ✈️🛩️🍝
he causes so much damage
Has Chris Pine played Jeff Bridges’ son yet?
mada da chicka chowa meina
When Nate Silver continues his obsessions with the website
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happy labor day to those who keep pushing and learning from those who put themselves on the line in the name of humanity and fairness because nobody else would.
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one of the British empire’s greatest crimes
this has been Gwen's YouTube Algo, thanks for playing along at home
NEW YORK (AP) — Naomi Osaka eliminates Coco Gauff 6-3, 6-2 at the U.S. Open to reach her first major quarterfinal since 2021.
im biased to love duets because my grandma had all the big collections of Bennett and Sinatra and Ella and all the others on CD and because I'm 900 years old I would borrow them for years at a time till she wanted them back
too many collabs these days not enough duets
'It's not that Bluesky is important but I'm specifically namedropping that social media platform' Gotta say tho any Dems who listen to this gambling addict are gonna get what you deserve.
I never realized how much my dad's body type matched Michael's in the 90s something about the way those jeans fit is flashing me back
digging the stage design here
I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org
"i forgot people could see me"
Dude you ripped it out of the kid’s hands. Fucking own it and have shame
NEW — Mayor Brandon Johnson took the stage at the “Workers Over Billionaires” rally and march in Chicago. He ended his speech with a rallying cry: “No troops in Chicago. Invest in Chicago” Video here ⬇️ thetriibe.com/2025/09/live...
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(consulting Magic 8 Ball) so is it all the cocaine that makes you magic or
When Eminem was a toddler he was Marshall Mathers Eepy
it's 1993, smashing pumpkin video for disarm where they're floating around an old victorian house ends and what a man comes on MTV. parents are gone. ope.
Patrick Stewart was right to say it like that
I really owe so much of my earliest horniness awareness to salt n pepa videos
I'm less interested in whether this is true or not than if this is a billionaire's way of emotionally processing say, losing a particular star player interested in staying in the same city his whole career
this is now a jerry orbach sings try to remember thread
what a beautiful song
September is for (Orbach) Lovers
i see it
happy labor day to those who keep pushing and learning from those who put themselves on the line in the name of humanity and fairness because nobody else would.
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no, trump has always looked like my uncle john
It's bon.
oh that was satisfying to read, cellar door level
lol, great job mr csi
yeah, I guess I'm not too surprised that the guy who did a show with Ricky is like this but still frustrating as hell
ah jeez, I know he's stuck to the franchise like glue but ARGH as someone who was still proud to have done the vfx for leprechaun 6, aka "lep in the hood part 2: back to tha hood", this pains me even more
I am exactly £402.41 short for rent and it's due tonight!⚠️⚠️⚠️
is hello ivers ii good
^ another reason to watch this: the show is from 1981, but it was repeated in 1988, which means you get to see the ads that were running during an election year
I saw this as a kid and it blew my mind --it's postmodern, metatextual. There used to be stuff like this on network TV. People complained about the lowest common denominator aspect of the business, and they were right to, but the format also regularly allowed stuff like this, which is brilliant.
my son has decided he wants to become "a famous rapper" and he's practicing by doing the fast parts of Rap God but he doesn't actually know any of the words and i love every second of it on every level
oh actually one other thing, crab paste. didn't catch that wasn't included.
you should go to lunch here and then wander across the street to the Pasadena antique center and annex for a bit. great way to spend an afternoon if you're in the area www.saladang-pasadena.com
oh I mean you still can be, there always room for one more thing. im very confused about the strategy behind it if he's not dead, but when have they ever made sense
only thing I would add to this is some green beans
yeah @marisakabas.bsky.social caught it i think
I should have a Thai basil plant probably, thai basil fried rice/stir fry probably my fave, and I've been chasing the high of Saladang in Pasadena in the 20 years since I left. I got that shit almost every day at work across the street.
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@jimforfun1956.bsky.social liked and reposted my picture of my dead wife along with all the other pictures of beautiful women he likes to repost lol Eat shit and die, Jim!!
It does make sense that in an emergency he would try to reach 9/11
also good reminder that musician carlos Santana decided to be vocally transphobic for no reason, apologized, and then removed the apology
Creamy harissa halloumi pasta www.patreon.com/posts/creamy...
Challenge unlocked: petted literally one million golden retrievers. 😍😍😍
Brewers to sign Rob Thomas
Back in the day, when people were cheering for the Bulls, they were mostly fans of teamwork who occasionally acknowledged Horace Grant.
Tony Inky Mendez gets the opportunity of a lifetime in one of my favorite remotes ever.
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lol what is this video
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(guy who's about to invent fermentation) nah i bet it's still good
AmeriCorps was legit the coolest thing i've ever done
Batman villain The Goofler, his whole deal is he likes doing goofs
for when you begin construction: textfiles.com/underconstru...
does anyone have a guide on how to make a geocities website
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the debbie brothers
ok I watch a lot of horror movies and you gotta stay safe out there folks. keep unbroken salt lines around the bed and stay clear of empty vessels (dolls, corpses, Atlantic staff writers)
I listen to the finest worksong www.youtube.com/watch?v=559e...
Back from the library.
Giuliani driving around at night is all the confirmation we need that he is a vampire
Oh, Boston beans, soybeans (yeah) Green beans, cabbage and greens (home cooking) I'm not keen about a bean Unless that it's a cherry, cherry bean, boy
beans is where its at, people cannellini beans mung beans jelly beans kitty beans
knock-knock-knockin on heaven’s door as i light the bag of poo and run away giggling
closed shop
I've received footage of Rudy's accident from law enforcement
Trump got his start doing titles for Leon Schlesinger, not a lot of people know this.
they checked, and apparently the last played on rudy giuliani’s apple music playlist was Life is a Highway by Rascal Flatts
bitches always be pushing men outta the way when they should be blitz tackling
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I need Mitch McConnell to get in on this death orgy. I need this.