The jokes, they write themselves.
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The jokes, they write themselves.
i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dogโs head, iโm not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, youโve got the heaviest soul weโve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? theyโve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat
Americans Astronomers watching watching US politics Betelgeuse ๐ค โIt could happen at any timeโ
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Margaret Atwood knows.
Bah humbug.
I don't see this ending very well for Mark. Just a hunch, mind you. ๐
I think the worms he had in his brain in fact died of starvation.
Hell, I'm not American, and I will be cranking it all the way up and dancing.
Is he dead yet?
This is a level of evil that I hoped humans wouldn't get to. It's spine-chilling. A pure capitalist dystopia.
"Here he goes"? He said literally: "You won't have to vote again" at a West Palm Beach rally on JULY 26th, 2024! WERE YOU PEOPLE NOT LISTENING!?!?!? Because here in Europe we heard him, loud and clear.
(Not) A long time ago... (Not) in a galaxy far away... Every mediocre, small dicked man who voted for this disgusting thing (not gonna call him a person), did so because they all want to behave the exact same way. Simple as that.
1. I can attest that nobody in Europe is calling him that. 2. Europe is not a country. 3. Can you please put him and his dementia in a home and get a responsible adult to be your president?
Came here to post a few examples by Dutch masters, you beat me to it. ๐๐
Happy International Dog Day ! ๐
Your constitutional republic, for all intents and purposes, doesn't exist anymore. We can see it clearly all the way from Europe. We've been there before.
In Europe, at the end of WWII, after the defeat of the Nazis, we held the Nuremberg Trials, to hold them responsible for their actions and administer due punishment to all of them. I wonder where the trials at the end of the US dictatorship will be held, and by what name they will be called.
Honestly? I hope it's the sign he's rotting from the inside, right from his disgusting, black, useless heart.
Sure, why not take 14 more steps back towards the Dark Ages.
Certainly not as long as the GOP laughs in the face of court orders. I'm afraid you'll have to employ more drastic means.
We would be 1,500 years ahead if it hadn't been for the church dragging science back by its coattails and burning our best minds at the stake. ~ Catherine Fahringer
Yes. We all know. On this side of the Atlantic most of us are watching and waiting, since it's all we can do. The spark that will make it all go boom isn't far.
So cool. ๐๐
I am surprised, and appalled, that the armed forces are obeying the whims of a demented whiny bully, instead of standing up for the people.
And lo and behold. It's always the same filthy, disgusting guys. #NotADraqQueen
Bill Maher can have a lot of flaws and shortcomings, but here he is Right. On Point.
This gentleman knows what he's talking about. The whole world should listen.
Warning: language. This man is doing what everyone should be doing, before ICE numbers become so big that honest people, people with a conscience, people with compassion, will not be able to stop them anymore.
When Ted Turner asked Carl Sagan if he was a socialist, Sagan gave the answer America keeps failing to learn.
All the fucking time.
Absolutely. If it weren't just a few years ago, I couldn't remember it all so vividly. ๐
Never thought I'd say this, but... Listen to god!
The ๐๐ฉ๐คก started talking about "not needing to vote anymore" way back, during his campaign. Now I know it's difficult to take him seriously because he says so many outrageously ignorant and/or demented things, but this one should have been a HUGE red flag.
I'm tellin' y'all, you will not have fair, legay correct elections until the ๐๐ฉ๐คก and all his goons are gone.
I cannot possibly explain just how deeply and passionately I hate these propaganda lies. They literally make me sick to my stomach. I've had enough of this. Haven't you?
Oh, come on now. That's such a safe bet. No bookie worth their name would take it.
The United States could have great things like this. But we like to spend our money on kidnapping people and trafficking them to concentration camps instead. #Priorities
At this point, I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Unfortunately, among the European leaders, there's also Meloni, the prime minister of Italy, and she is one of Trump's ass-lickers. Let's hope she will back Zelenskyy, understanding that Russia is too real a threat for Europe.
Hear hear! ๐ค๐ป
Strangers in Paradise by @terrymooreart.bsky.social Amazing story, characters you'll never forget, a romance for the ages. ๐
I met him once in London. He was a gentleman, brilliant, handsome, and infinitely kind to me, a huge fan that stared at him with puppy eyes as we talked. Rest in peace. ๐
I've seen videos of people marching on the streets of Washington DC with signs and slogans against this abominable move by the ๐๐ฉ๐คก, but the powers that be don't care, because they know they'll eventually go home and won't achieve anything against them. You need a proper revolution at this point.
If the United States and Russia reach any kind of deal that allows Russia a US partnership in the arctic and access to Alaska's mineral resources then the US will not only be funding Russia's war against Ukraine but also helping prepare the invasion of Canada and the rest of Europe.
We already are. We live and work and slave away all day only to provide the oligarchy. We are all expendable and replaceable.
[writing the constitution] Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president" Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
Never forget that. Release the Epstein files.
We will all die because money is more important than any and all things, including life. Charming.
NO! You don't say! *clutching my pearls* ๐คฃ
I wonder how long it will take for everyone to open their eyes and realise that it's not normal to normalise this.
Please, I beg you: make SexEd mandatory in every school! I'm laughing and crying at the same time here...
Today is my birthday! Could you, please, share my art, it is the best gift an artist can get ๐
I'm honestly having a hard time living in the dumbest timeline imaginable. What a little, tantrum-throwing, demented kindergarten bully you have for a "president", US friends.
Spread it loudly. Spread it everywhere.
I'm old enough to have played with the first one. I loved that little guy!
Think what you want about Newsom, but I have to say, his team is phenomenal. ๐คฃ
Amen.
So, Blue States, my revised advice is: - Secede - Take your Federal taxes away from the red states - Offer sanctuary to all the women who want to vote Sounds like a plan?
No surprise here. He's always been a self-centered asshole.
Wow. Digging hard into crass territory, I see.
I keep seeing American accounts here posting "reassuring" phrases like: We're slipping into fascism Our president is a wannabe tyrant We'll soon become a dictatorship None of this is true. Here's what's true: You are in a fascist regime Your president is a tyrant You are in a dictatorship
"These regimes do not end well." Trust me, we're all hoping and waiting with bated breath. I know I got my popcorn ready.
โYou cannot negotiate with people who say whatโs mine is mine and whatโs yours is negotiable.โ President John F. Kennedy
Oh! Thank you! I was having a really hard time finding the name of the artist! Sooo talented. ๐
Awfully sorry to be so late to the party. Technically, she was briefly an X-Men member...
"When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time." - Maya Angelou I'm pretty sure I will have plenty of chances to quote her again, and again, and again...
Ah, yes. The emperor's new clothes. I wonder if those mouth breathers will ever see he's naked. (No offense to all the poor asthmatic people like me out there, of course. ๐ )
Goodness me. That's crass. ๐
Greatest Country on the planet.
Lest we forget. Hiroshima was destroyed by a US atomic bomb today in 1945. Countless civilian lives were taken. The world plunged into the terror of nuclear warfare. For shame, forever.
Count me in on the vote for the Mussolini style ending. Sincerely, An Italian
Now, what is wrong with this piece of news...? Dems have to FLEE? Republicunts threaten to ARREST them? Sounds like a third world dictatorship to me. That's what's wrong.
What the fuck, Smithsonian??? Are you kidding me??? Spineless bootlickers.
Well, disgusting pedophilic rapists of a feather must stick together, I guess.
Today is my birthday (turning 29), which is the only time all year that I ask for a repost ๐ฟ I hope you get lost in fantasy worlds as much as I do ๐ฎ
Why? Why are they constantly lying through their teeth!? Oh, wait. Because they always get away with it. That's why.
I'd like to smoke what he's smoking... But unfortunately I know perfectly well that the source of his idiocy and lies is not smoke, of any kind.
Keeping the best company, I see. So much winning.
It was my birthday yesterday ๐๐ฑ Can I still have some of those birthday shares and comments, it would make me so happy ๐ฅฐ You can make this grandma's day!!!
You misspelled "false". Do. Better.
Putin's ass-licker. ๐คข Either Hungary gets rid of him, or Europe gets rid of Hungary. I don't see other solutions.
I am so tired. I am exhausted.
Not setting foot in the US until you get rid of this insanity, from roots to branches. This is surreal. And terrifying.
You did elect Kamala, but Elon had other plans.
So accurate. Can confirm. ๐
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I love you man! Give 'em hell!
Mmmhhh, can Obama sue his ass into oblivion? ๐ค
Those brain worms are partying like itโs an open bar at Studio 54 in 1978
Never had a single doubt that it was all staged.
Another one of Putin's dogs, doing his work for him. Criminal.
Rooting for Murdoch was definitely not on my 2025 bingo card. And yet, here we are.
Someone should rake up all his posts and interviews, put them in a book, and publish them with the grandiose title "The Art of the Lie".
Oooh! Right. On. The nose! Yep, with the exception of health problems, they really don't. And even then, they can get the best care money can buy, literally.
In Italy women were expected to marry their rapist, which excused him from the crime legally, until the 1960s. Franca Viola, who had to face down both society and the Mafia when she refused to do this, should be known more widely as one of the great heroines.
Thoughts, prayers, and middle fingers.
This right here is why you need to bring accountability back to the US kakistocracy. Like a freight train to their faces. Yesterday.
That's a doubtful diagnosis, since he doesn't have a heart (just like he doesn't have a brain). I'd ask for a second opinion.
"Tacky" is not enough to describe what Donald did to the WH. We're definitely in the realm of "crass" by now.