It's going to be the weirdest thing watching every news network trying to sell "a nation in mourning" while Kool & the Gang's "Celebration" becomes the new national anthem.
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It would be really wild if it happened on September 11th
aug 31, 2025, 5:16 am • 0 0 • view
I'm making a hope chest: confetti, nice dress, champagne, $ to party. already have the playlist (fuck kool n the gang tho very maga). I hope to see thousands in the streets doing the same and then turning their drunken rage to overthrow the gov
aug 30, 2025, 9:18 am • 2 0 • view
youtu.be/mW1dbiD_zDk
sep 1, 2025, 5:23 pm • 0 0 • view
I really wish he would just go away…I don’t care how just fucking go!
aug 30, 2025, 12:35 pm • 0 0 • view
cc @pamwechete383.bsky.social
aug 30, 2025, 5:08 pm • 1 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣
aug 30, 2025, 5:27 am • 0 0 • view
I know it's just a rumor, but it gave us time to prepare the parade floats and marching bands!!
aug 30, 2025, 2:55 pm • 1 0 • view
Imagine it charting again. How high could it go?
aug 30, 2025, 4:11 am • 9 0 • view
Is it going to be a weekend with Bernie thing with Trump?
aug 30, 2025, 6:12 am • 2 0 • view
If they could get away with it, they would
aug 30, 2025, 12:34 pm • 0 0 • view
I'm telling you people you keep wishing for this and you're going to get it, then you will have a scarier version of a manipulated president than this one.. The Heritage Foundation will run the country at that point.
aug 30, 2025, 11:28 pm • 0 0 • view
I kinda like I Just Want to Celebrate by War, its got a nice funk to it:). Plus ive been saving a special cigar and some Crown Royal Reserve for the occasion
aug 30, 2025, 1:00 pm • 0 0 • view
Freedom 💃🕺 youtu.be/3YHVC1DcHmo
aug 30, 2025, 5:02 am • 23 5 • view
This is perfect for the big moment! I love JB. He makes your body wanna move.
aug 30, 2025, 11:52 am • 6 0 • view
Oooh, are we compiling a playlist for when the happy event occurs?
aug 30, 2025, 6:52 am • 3 0 • view
The perfect totally appropriate song!
aug 30, 2025, 1:02 pm • 0 0 • view
😂
aug 30, 2025, 6:39 pm • 0 0 • view
Martha Reeves and the Vandellas predicted they’d be dancing in Chicago, New Orleans, New York City, Philadelphia, Baltimore, DC, Detroit, LA… (not sure why they left Port Chalmers, Aotearoa New Zealand but I’ll be dancing here too) youtu.be/9KhbM2mqhCQ?...
aug 30, 2025, 7:01 am • 14 2 • view
Well-played. 👏
aug 30, 2025, 11:24 am • 0 0 • view
It'll be like how they tried to make us all REALLY MAD at Luigi until it occurred to them that just wasn't going to happen.
aug 30, 2025, 6:25 am • 22 0 • view
I prefer "Dancing in the Streets", but yeah, same vibe.
aug 30, 2025, 4:13 pm • 3 0 • view
If it happens, Celebration will be number one again within two weeks
aug 30, 2025, 5:31 am • 0 0 • view
2 things. 1. Why isn’t this topic officially trending on Bluesky. Who gives a shit about legos or Joni Earnst. I want to talk about Trump kicking the bucket. 2. We will know something is up when Ivanka and the kids are in town.
aug 30, 2025, 7:42 am • 3 0 • view
It's honestly one of the biggest problems I have with Bluesky. Everyone is TOOO nice.. like over on Twitter, it is a nazi hellscape.. but here the majority of people act like the stereotypical 2012 millennial mixed with civility politics.
aug 30, 2025, 7:48 am • 1 0 • view
💯😂😂😂
aug 30, 2025, 8:46 pm • 0 0 • view
👍😂
aug 30, 2025, 5:13 pm • 0 0 • view
😂
aug 30, 2025, 3:37 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 12:17 pm • 2 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 7:50 am • 7 1 • view
in the background of every cable hit
aug 30, 2025, 6:50 am • 0 0 • view
Gonna be blasting Yub Nub on repeat in this house the day it happens. Burgers on the grill, drinks in the cooler, party in the yard baby wooooooo!
aug 30, 2025, 4:20 am • 44 4 • view
How will the MAGAts mourn?
aug 30, 2025, 8:56 am • 0 0 • view
If he dies, we have to make the song “celebrate good times” trend number 1
aug 30, 2025, 4:30 am • 12 0 • view
He's got to die sometime. We all do. I just hope I'm alive long enough to enjoy it.
aug 30, 2025, 6:23 am • 10 0 • view
I almost understand that.
aug 31, 2025, 3:33 am • 0 0 • view
suddenly everyone is watching only the very last scene of return of the jedi, appreciating lucas' ridiculous 1999 abomination just a little bit more
aug 30, 2025, 2:26 pm • 0 0 • view
I have it on pause. I'm just waiting for the moment there is confirmation, and then the party starts 🥳🥳🥳
aug 30, 2025, 11:49 am • 2 0 • view
Or Ding Dong the witch is…witch oh witch the wicked witch..
aug 30, 2025, 8:24 am • 0 0 • view
I’ve been planning on that song since 2016.
aug 30, 2025, 9:41 am • 1 0 • view
Celebrate good times…come on, it’s a celebration! Perfect….
aug 30, 2025, 11:17 am • 7 0 • view
We will not be mourning
aug 30, 2025, 7:01 am • 1 0 • view
I don't think we should ley them have their serious mourning moment tbvh. Idgaf
aug 30, 2025, 10:55 am • 2 0 • view
Dancing in the Streets is another possibility.
aug 30, 2025, 12:26 pm • 0 0 • view
That's America for you. An exercise in contradictions.
aug 30, 2025, 7:19 pm • 1 0 • view
Yes! "Celebration" is my go-to when MAGA hats do a bucket bye-bye.
aug 30, 2025, 5:43 am • 5 0 • view
crab rave is gonna chart again
aug 30, 2025, 4:21 am • 52 0 • view
🦀🦀🦀
aug 30, 2025, 5:44 am • 8 0 • view
“Celebration” “Let the good times roll” they’ll try to top Her Majesty’s funeral and do two weeks of mourning but it will be the biggest global celebration
aug 30, 2025, 1:23 pm • 2 0 • view
When Margaret Thatcher died in 2013, the song "Ding Dong! The Witch is Dead" rocketed into the top 10 of the UK Singles Chart, stopping just short of the top position. Maybe "Celebration" will be that song for the US.
aug 30, 2025, 6:19 am • 64 4 • view
EVERYONE in the UK celebrated when Thatcher died. It was a wonderful few days.
aug 30, 2025, 1:00 pm • 16 1 • view
I thought it actually made #1
aug 30, 2025, 7:28 pm • 1 0 • view
I was going by the Wikipedia article, which says it was kept out of the top spot by "Need U (100%)" by Duke Dumont Featuring A*M*E. It *did* hit #1 in Scotland, on the Scottish Singles Chart. Mad respect to the Scots for that
aug 30, 2025, 9:05 pm • 1 0 • view
We'll get lectures about how awful we are, etc... just like when they told us Luigi wasn't a hero.
aug 30, 2025, 12:35 pm • 6 0 • view
And the oligarch press will try and sell it along with our supposed love of JD Vance.
aug 30, 2025, 8:10 am • 2 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 1:01 pm • 3 0 • view
He’s so handsome and smart. 😍
aug 30, 2025, 1:03 pm • 0 0 • view
"I am, I am"
aug 30, 2025, 4:13 am • 23 0 • view
Every newscaster yelling at the staff in the background, "can you guys keep it down, we're trying to appear somber here!"
aug 30, 2025, 2:33 pm • 2 0 • view
I want to see that Big Beautiful Obituary
aug 30, 2025, 12:28 pm • 2 0 • view
I will be BLARING Blue Stahli's "Down in Flames".
aug 30, 2025, 4:14 am • 0 0 • view
I said a few months ago that I was going to throw a party, and I wasn't joking. I literally have an invite list and a drink menu ready.
aug 30, 2025, 4:31 am • 19 0 • view
Goldschlager shots and Flying Monkey aperitifs.
aug 30, 2025, 4:40 am • 7 0 • view
When in college in the 70s I cooked a ham and placed cloves on the fat side to form a message. A ham would be so appropriate, right?
aug 30, 2025, 9:28 am • 0 0 • view
This is going on loop for me when it happens
aug 30, 2025, 4:15 am • 9 0 • view
Let’s all aim for a universal block PARTY🥳🎉🎈🥂🍾 Let’s make enough noise that they hear us across the Pacific and across the Atlantic! It will be a celebration to end all celebrations!
aug 30, 2025, 4:30 am • 8 1 • view
Like Hands Across America, but doing the electric slide.
aug 30, 2025, 4:41 am • 18 0 • view
That’s the idea, baby!
aug 30, 2025, 5:50 am • 7 0 • view
It's going to be so goddamn funny if Joe Biden outlives him.
aug 30, 2025, 5:28 am • 55 1 • view
Joe Biden is 100% outliving Trump.
aug 30, 2025, 6:45 am • 21 1 • view
Maybe the could both die the same day? That would be ideal
aug 30, 2025, 10:08 am • 4 0 • view
21st century gets the Adams/Jefferson rivalry we deserve.
aug 30, 2025, 1:31 pm • 7 0 • view
they'll just go on more cletus safaris to ohio diners to find people toreup about donold succumbing to atherosclerosis & psychicallyinjured by coastal elites revelling in his demise.
aug 31, 2025, 7:18 pm • 0 0 • view
From your lips to God’s ears
aug 30, 2025, 5:07 am • 0 0 • view
Buy stock in champagne futures 😜
aug 30, 2025, 10:47 am • 0 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 4:50 pm • 0 0 • view
I’ve been building a playlist for weeks… and Celebration was absolutely an early addition.
aug 30, 2025, 9:13 am • 0 0 • view
Who do I send my dog's 💩 to so they can throw it at his casket for me? With love from Canada 🇨🇦😘
aug 30, 2025, 6:11 am • 4 0 • view
And Prince "we're gonna party like it's 1999"
aug 30, 2025, 4:38 pm • 3 0 • view
Going to be good times
aug 30, 2025, 10:11 am • 0 0 • view
Hahahaha!!!!
aug 30, 2025, 11:28 am • 0 0 • view
If Trump died and nobody cared, and Nobody Turned up! Worldwide!
aug 30, 2025, 6:49 am • 3 0 • view
I was thinking more Party in the USA
aug 30, 2025, 12:17 pm • 1 0 • view
One can only hope 🤞 Now, JD Vance… what’s the plan? #succession
aug 30, 2025, 12:15 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 1:02 pm • 1 0 • view
Like I haven't had a drink in years but I will go buy a bottle of champagne if they aren't already sold out
aug 30, 2025, 4:11 am • 331 11 • view
Man the liquor stores are gonna be absofuckinglutely BARREN in mere hours
aug 30, 2025, 4:14 am • 14 0 • view
Haha I just said this. I’m sober 7-1/2 years & am thinking HARD about that sip of champagne I promised myself when he left🥂
aug 30, 2025, 6:52 am • 1 0 • view
He's not worth jumping off the wagon for but he's worth days of dancing in the street
aug 30, 2025, 7:09 am • 4 0 • view
I'm British, and I'LL buy something alcoholic to send that Fucker on his way to the flaming pits!
aug 30, 2025, 8:36 am • 1 0 • view
This is when we all take to the streets in DC. Like people from all over the US come to DC. National protests to oust this administration because Vance/Miller/ Vought/Kegseth/Noem/Hunan /Johnson need to be run out if town and country.
aug 30, 2025, 1:24 pm • 1 0 • view
They need to be disassembled.
aug 30, 2025, 2:12 pm • 1 0 • view
I have already identified the closest place that has 24/7 slushies, because I want a nice big slushie to celebrate. And I don't care what time it is.
aug 30, 2025, 4:33 am • 2 0 • view
The only indication is that Trump's schedule is empty and he hasn't been seen in public for two days, and this was after that huge bruise on his hand he's been trying to hide for a week. It's wishcasting at the moment, but if not today, then someday.
aug 30, 2025, 4:17 am • 343 26 • view
Trump suddenly talking about Heaven, more than once. Vance announcing he's ready to step up. No golf this weekend, no cameras, no truthing. I think he's having major surgery.
aug 30, 2025, 8:45 am • 0 0 • view
I say, let's all gather together and help Goku form his Spirit Bomb.
aug 30, 2025, 4:22 am • 6 0 • view
🤞🏿🤞🏿🤞🏿
aug 30, 2025, 4:21 am • 0 0 • view
He was also supposed to fly to NJ and give public remarks today but both were canceled. And Vance is suddenly back from his forever vacation and giving speeches and interviews.
aug 30, 2025, 5:01 am • 32 0 • view
And Stephen Miller had to come out to give RFK Jr a vote of confidence
aug 30, 2025, 2:25 pm • 0 0 • view
I also remember seeing a bit of an interview he did where he talked about the possibility of being President if Trump died. The timing of that just adds to the theory that he's actually dead.
aug 30, 2025, 5:10 am • 11 0 • view
And if there’s one thing we’ve learned since they took office, it’s how much Vance loves to go on vacation. Literally more vacations than months in office.
aug 30, 2025, 5:38 am • 7 0 • view
There are going to be actual parties in the street outside, and I dunno if the news networks will be able to keep out the music and cheering.
aug 30, 2025, 4:22 am • 356 36 • view
When it was finally called that he’d been voted out in 2020, the gas station down the street from me was effectively shut down. An impromptu dance party broke out, people were standing on top of cars and showering everyone with champagne while Maria’s “All I Want For Christmas Is You” blasted.
aug 30, 2025, 1:24 pm • 2 0 • view
Only thing that spurs it for me is that it means VD Vance will/would become president. Eugh
aug 30, 2025, 4:23 am • 2 0 • view
But here’s the silver lining: even they hate him and he won’t be able to rally people the way Trump has.
aug 30, 2025, 4:31 am • 5 0 • view
I suspect that unlike Trump, JD Vance can be persuaded to flee the country.
aug 30, 2025, 4:25 am • 7 0 • view
I’m begging our side to take one win ever.
aug 30, 2025, 12:11 pm • 0 0 • view
That and every single red state, county, and city renaming a street and park for him.
aug 30, 2025, 11:20 am • 0 0 • view
My friends all know when it happens, the ultimate keger house party at our place. I bought fireworks in July…I hate fireworks.
aug 30, 2025, 5:21 am • 0 0 • view
i've been saying this for years: IMO the celebrations will rival those at the end of WWII. we'll see I guess..!!
aug 30, 2025, 4:23 am • 16 0 • view
I'd be tempted to drive down to DC to party and I HATE driving.
aug 30, 2025, 4:23 am • 6 0 • view
We have been enduring this horseshit for *ten years.* Longer, if you count all the "birther" years. Fucking WWII didn't even last that long and at least a couple million Nazis died in the process, we haven't even gotten that much ...
aug 30, 2025, 4:26 am • 352 39 • view
Honestly, he's proved that he will NOT stop making our lives worse as long as he's alive. Hence why we're all hoping. It's the only way we'll even kind of be free from him.
aug 30, 2025, 4:50 am • 4 0 • view
Vance has the charisma of a wad of used chewing gum under a school desk. The amount of work keeping him propped up in office will be ten times what they do for Trump, and the press won't play along because just like DeSantis Vance isn't "fun" for them.
aug 30, 2025, 4:28 am • 330 42 • view
Vance is the unflavored gelatin of Nazis. Plus we all know "President Couch Fucker" will be EEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVERRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYwhere and that's gonna fuckin HAUNT
aug 30, 2025, 4:29 am • 24 2 • view
Vance hasn't got the guts for it either. He's sleazy and corrupt, but he's not a mobbed-up lifelong conman and thief. Imagine him dealing directly with the Murdoch machine, the MAGA true believers, and the criminals who got Trump where he is. The incompetent Keystone Kabinet will be no help at all.
aug 30, 2025, 8:44 am • 5 0 • view
With the Republicans basically having turned into a cult of personality around Trump, without Glorious Leader, the leopards are going to turn around and start eating their own faces, because none of them really have his level of support among the party.
aug 30, 2025, 4:31 am • 5 0 • view
This is early enough in the term that Vance could only run once after this because he'll have been in the office more than half the term, right?
aug 30, 2025, 4:49 am • 2 0 • view
Also factor in the deep conspiracy theorists who'll think vance bumped off trump
aug 30, 2025, 4:29 am • 12 0 • view
First he kills the Pope… Wait, would this mean that Cruz was a red herring and VANCE was actually the Zodiac Killer all along?!
aug 30, 2025, 4:32 am • 8 1 • view
Vance did just say he's ready to be president. It'd be a safe assumption to believe he spiked Trump's cola and burger meal with extra stimulants and sedatives to bump him off.
aug 30, 2025, 4:31 am • 5 0 • view
He won’t last
aug 30, 2025, 4:31 am • 1 0 • view
Unfortunately I think it's entirely dependent on whether a Dem/Dems pick fights with him or not. I have absolutely no confidence our press won't continue to be deferential lickspittles sans manufactured drama. I also unfortunately don't think dems have an appetite for it given (gestures wildly)
aug 30, 2025, 6:32 am • 0 0 • view
Nobody has the sauce. They stupidly put all their eggs in the Trump basket. They could have had DeSantis, who was just Trump but without the impeachments and felonies, but nope. Let them flail.
aug 30, 2025, 6:38 am • 2 0 • view
"No, MAGA dies with Trump. What follows now are just the last steps of a man who does not yet realize that he's walking dead."
aug 30, 2025, 4:40 am • 10 0 • view
JD Vance as President will make Gerald Ford look like Jesus Christ.
aug 30, 2025, 4:28 am • 244 28 • view
Wasn't alive for the Ford years, how uncharismatic was he?
aug 30, 2025, 4:30 am • 4 0 • view
I believe it would be fair to say he was as charismatic as a wet gym sock.
aug 30, 2025, 4:32 am • 1 0 • view
Gerald Ford was so uncharismatic that Chevy Chase imitated him on Saturday Night Live by not even making any effort to imitate him and people thought it was excellent.
aug 30, 2025, 4:32 am • 231 12 • view
The most work Chevy put into that role was ~NOT~ injuring himself when he did the stumbles.
aug 30, 2025, 4:33 am • 3 0 • view
So "brown paper bag with white bread turkey sandwich" levels then, wow.
aug 30, 2025, 4:33 am • 1 0 • view
www.patreon.com/posts/137302...
aug 31, 2025, 12:18 am • 0 0 • view
Y'all remember "covfefe" and we all thought the dipshit had finally popped a blood vessel while tweeting on the shitter and it was like waiting up for the Great Pumpkin
aug 30, 2025, 4:37 am • 214 19 • view
lol
aug 30, 2025, 8:42 am • 0 0 • view
I was thinking that, and how funny would it be if Biden outlives him.
aug 30, 2025, 5:07 am • 1 0 • view
So many false starts over the past decade, so many times it seemed like it might happen, but didn't....the release of catharsis whenever it DOES happen will be terrifying and glorious.
aug 30, 2025, 4:43 am • 57 2 • view
Has there been any updates? Did the devil call him home yet?
aug 30, 2025, 5:08 am • 2 0 • view
What I remember especially (not even an American) Was when that orange stain of a human being had covid and had to be hospitalized and given (presumably) experimental/best care type stuff I will NEVER forgive this fucking virus That couldn't DO ITS FUCKING JOB THE 1 TIME IT NEEDED TO.
aug 30, 2025, 1:16 pm • 2 0 • view
I was just thinking that same thing. This is that night all over again.
aug 30, 2025, 4:41 am • 3 0 • view
the weirdest thing was that he occasionally displayed mild clumsiness & slight cognitive hiccups. the public and the press were merciless towards him. so not very much like now.
aug 30, 2025, 4:36 am • 0 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 5:36 am • 0 0 • view
Remember when the Simpsons weirdly glazed him in that episode about Homer fighting with his new neighbor, former president George Bush Senior?
aug 30, 2025, 5:20 am • 1 0 • view
JD Vance is the only way Peter Theil can become president.
aug 31, 2025, 12:02 am • 0 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 12:59 pm • 1 0 • view
It's going to be a civil war at the GOP trying to decide who takes over. Going to be even more fun with Elon having his head up his own "AI"'s ass.
aug 30, 2025, 5:02 am • 0 0 • view
Some high percentage of maga will buy into the 'it wasn't a heart attack; he was assassinated!' That'll be fun.
aug 30, 2025, 9:42 am • 0 0 • view
Vance does not have the cult that Trump does. People won't blindly follow him as easily. The one thing Trump can do is schmooze a crowd and Vance don't got it. People won't be ready to kill for him as cult leader and that means Republicans at least have an opportunity to grow back their spines.
aug 30, 2025, 5:40 am • 0 0 • view
Ford was bland and not brilliant, but actually a decent guy.....except when he pardoned Nixon
aug 30, 2025, 8:19 pm • 0 0 • view
Someone will tell him the Futurama joke where Ford says voting isn't all that essential to the process, he'll start repeating it, but completely miss why that joke only works with Ford, and instead alienate everyone even further.
aug 30, 2025, 10:49 am • 0 0 • view
Under technofascist rule, you don’t need charisma. I suggest keeping all eyes on Thiel. The celebration isn’t going to be what you think it is.
aug 30, 2025, 2:07 pm • 0 0 • view
I almost, *almost* think that President Vance might be a sign of good things to come as no one, not even the slimiest MAGA toady, is going to want to be seen showing him any kind of respect
aug 30, 2025, 4:32 am • 12 0 • view
It's totally gonna be Rats In A Bag time.
aug 30, 2025, 4:32 am • 3 0 • view
A large portion of Trump’s base votes for Trump, not the Republican Party. When he dies, some of them will stop voting and Vance does not have the sway over the cult that Trump has. Trump dies, a massive power vacuum opens up with no designated heir.
aug 30, 2025, 4:29 am • 14 0 • view
Assuming the conspiracy-minded cult-like fanaticism of the president's remaining followers doesn't eviscerate him like a school of piranhas
aug 30, 2025, 4:29 am • 15 1 • view
Wouldn't even be the first time they turned on a VP at the drop of a hat.
aug 30, 2025, 4:33 am • 2 0 • view
Does that app still overheat and crack your phone?
aug 30, 2025, 5:59 am • 5 0 • view
No idea, never used it, never heard tell of that
aug 30, 2025, 6:03 am • 4 0 • view
Yeah I’ve been saying this for a bit Trump has the cult under his thumb. Once he’s gone that stops. No one is gonna go up to Vance and let them touch a football trophy they think he’s a moron
aug 30, 2025, 4:31 am • 5 0 • view
They KNOW he's a moron. Trump is too, obviously, but somehow has idiots thinking otherwise.
aug 30, 2025, 4:34 am • 4 0 • view
They won't need charisma when they have control. So, we're on a tight schedule here.
aug 30, 2025, 11:58 am • 0 0 • view
DC should organize an open parade along the route used for his pathetic Army one. The contrast in attendance numbers and level of festivity would go down in history.
aug 30, 2025, 5:30 am • 4 0 • view
Can you imagine how much bigger the crowd size will be compared to his crappy birthday military parade?
aug 30, 2025, 6:57 am • 3 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 10:03 pm • 0 0 • view
Oh, I look forward to New York City having to clean themselves up after the absolute banger of a party they're gonna throw.
aug 30, 2025, 5:25 am • 3 0 • view
I never intend to visit the US again, but the only thing that could tempt me back is if someday they set up a urinal on his grave.
aug 30, 2025, 4:33 am • 2 0 • view
Why does there need to be a urinal?
aug 30, 2025, 9:47 am • 1 0 • view
A huge line of people will go see his embalmed corpse just to spit on the glass
aug 30, 2025, 11:38 am • 0 0 • view
Remember the night of covfefe and we all thought he was dead? Good times.
aug 30, 2025, 4:21 am • 3 0 • view
Sounds like they're having to cover for a serious medical intervention at the least. No surprise that the McDonald's loving 80 year old pushing 300lbs might run into serious health issues at anytime. Such BS the media gave Trump a total pass on his age & health especially after Biden dropped out.
aug 30, 2025, 4:50 am • 5 0 • view
Unfortunately, he was seen this morning heading out to waste more of our money cheating, in other words, golfing.
aug 30, 2025, 2:49 pm • 0 0 • view
There was also his obsession with going to heaven that he voiced last week in an interview. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/19/u... And Vance's interview yesterday where he was trying to reassure himself that he's up to the task of taking over if the need arises. www.thedailybeast.com/jd-vance-say...
aug 30, 2025, 9:13 am • 0 0 • view
The fact that it wasn't several weeks ago is a testament to the quality of medical pros he's got access to tbh. Ticker's not doing good.
aug 30, 2025, 9:11 am • 2 0 • view
I have been constantly amazed at his and RFKs continued existence - the stuff they have done would have killed any normal mortal long ago.
aug 30, 2025, 12:10 pm • 5 0 • view
I already bought mine; it's just resting waiting for the perfect minute of the perfect day! Hopefully, really soon!
aug 30, 2025, 5:11 pm • 0 0 • view
*international You know there must be some world leaders with VPNs and fake accounts participating here tonight. ;)
aug 30, 2025, 5:49 am • 7 0 • view
I will forever associate "Party in the USA" with his loss in 2020, because of the footage of people dancing on the tops of cars to it when the news broke. That's what I'll be blasting when he's gone.
aug 30, 2025, 11:55 am • 0 0 • view
Any reporter/network not joining in the street party must be boycotted and cancelled forever because they’re the enemy of all humanity.
aug 30, 2025, 12:06 pm • 13 1 • view
Celebration or the Van Halen version of Dancing in the Streets.
aug 30, 2025, 5:44 pm • 0 0 • view
I hope you are correct.
aug 30, 2025, 4:35 am • 0 0 • view
The thing is, as much as I’d welcome the news Trump is just the avatar for this MAGA movement. It will continue after his death though hopefully fragment and lose steam. I wouldn’t relax, those backing him have allot to lose. They won’t go easily.
aug 30, 2025, 10:33 am • 4 0 • view
Here's another candidate for the new national anthem: youtu.be/ibaoNRS1IZA?...
aug 30, 2025, 6:21 am • 5 0 • view
#pedopotus
aug 30, 2025, 9:27 am • 0 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 6:27 pm • 2 0 • view
I would choose Joy To the World by Three Dog Night But Kool and the Gang works just fine 🙂🙏🏻
aug 30, 2025, 1:43 pm • 4 0 • view
I just tried istrumpdead.com and I was not disappointed (or, I was, but that's not the point. Or is it?)
aug 30, 2025, 12:10 pm • 30 6 • view
This is what happened when I asked Alexa: Me: Alexa...Is he dead yet? Alexa: Charlie Sheen is still alive. Bill: What's this about Charlie Sheen? Me: Alexa misunderstands me quite a bit. Bill: That's good since she listens to us all the time.
aug 30, 2025, 1:12 pm • 8 0 • view
It'll sound like the 4th, only It'll be champagne corks popping.
aug 30, 2025, 1:15 pm • 2 0 • view
I keep going back and forth about which city I'm going to drive to from my trumpburb in order to get to a real party.
aug 30, 2025, 4:34 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 7:05 am • 2 0 • view
Ummm, Pussy Ass Bitch went golfing. Stop threatening people with a good time that's not happening.
aug 30, 2025, 10:56 pm • 0 0 • view
Fox News: We're so sad. Let's have a moment of silence. *Can clearly hear the big party happening outside the studio*
aug 30, 2025, 3:48 pm • 7 0 • view
Lolz
aug 30, 2025, 5:10 pm • 0 0 • view
Bwahahahah! You just made my morning!
aug 30, 2025, 1:07 pm • 0 0 • view
Meanwhile Hakeem Jeffries is stone faced on camera shaking his head. “At a time like this we should be celebrating the death of the president. We should be celebrating the life of this worthy adversary. I look forward to working with President Vance. We offer him our full support at this sad time.”
aug 30, 2025, 5:16 am • 21 2 • view
Sad but true. Jeffries is a corp stooge
aug 30, 2025, 1:28 pm • 4 0 • view
I played that song after the 2020 election and learned not to celebrate too soon….
aug 30, 2025, 10:43 am • 2 0 • view
Where is his plane. And elons?
aug 30, 2025, 11:14 am • 0 0 • view
😂🤣😂🤣
aug 30, 2025, 3:55 pm • 0 0 • view
And that will only make it more glorious!
aug 30, 2025, 11:56 pm • 0 0 • view
Okay, I haven't been paying attention. Did something happen, or is this just a wave of positive thinking?
aug 30, 2025, 4:15 am • 26 0 • view
No on3 has seen or heard from him Its eerie
aug 30, 2025, 5:18 am • 6 0 • view
He's such an attention whore who can't stand to not spill his brain out on Twitter at 3 am that even a temporary lull is suspicious as hell
aug 30, 2025, 6:31 am • 6 0 • view
I like to think of it as a world record attempt at "manifesting that shit".
aug 30, 2025, 6:34 am • 49 0 • view
I misread your world-record attempt as "world attempt" but that works, too. (With love from Europe.)
aug 30, 2025, 9:00 am • 9 0 • view
testing the tots n pears theory.
aug 30, 2025, 8:31 am • 3 0 • view
Sadly, it appears to have been a false hope. He was probably incapacitated, having some kind of procedure. But had been pictured on his way to golfing today.
aug 30, 2025, 3:46 pm • 0 0 • view
That Lying In State shit at the Capitol is going to be bananas and full of irony.
aug 30, 2025, 4:20 am • 40 1 • view
Lib jan6 to desecrate trumps body is going to be funny af
aug 30, 2025, 10:38 am • 0 0 • view
Having to set up plexiglass around the coffin to keep people from spitting in it.
aug 30, 2025, 12:56 pm • 0 0 • view
I’m not sure I can hold my bladder if the line wraps around the building more than twice.
aug 30, 2025, 4:24 am • 60 4 • view
I will be there with a Radio Flyer full of bottled water. As I empty the water bottles, I'll refill them so I'll have PLENTY for when I get to the front of the line.
aug 30, 2025, 4:46 am • 3 0 • view
Thinking of opening up a food truck that only sells coffee and asparagus
aug 30, 2025, 7:16 am • 7 0 • view
I salute your refined genius.
aug 30, 2025, 7:19 am • 1 0 • view
Remember us little people when you purchase your own island.
aug 30, 2025, 7:20 am • 3 0 • view
Thats what the tower is for
aug 30, 2025, 4:25 am • 5 0 • view
You have to drink while waiting in the line, make sure you piss before getting in line that way you'll be ready to go when you make it to the front.
aug 30, 2025, 4:27 am • 3 0 • view
Pretty sure drinking in line would be an Olympic level sport. 🥂🍾
aug 30, 2025, 4:28 am • 3 0 • view
Maybe they’ll allow people to bring in squirt bottles.
aug 30, 2025, 4:24 am • 15 0 • view
No one but MAGA Republicans will show up. Heads of state will have scheduling conflicts.
aug 30, 2025, 9:24 am • 0 0 • view
Can we all collectively go line up and spit on him?
aug 30, 2025, 2:13 pm • 0 0 • view
The line to walk by & door spit will be longer
aug 30, 2025, 12:17 pm • 0 0 • view
A nation in morning… noon, and night parties.
aug 30, 2025, 2:47 pm • 6 0 • view
I vouch for "Crab Rave"
aug 30, 2025, 5:16 pm • 0 0 • view
Hopefully the firecrackers won't drown it out.
aug 30, 2025, 5:14 am • 1 0 • view
Hell, I'm not American, and I will be cranking it all the way up and dancing.
aug 30, 2025, 12:28 pm • 3 0 • view
Goddammit, now I have that episode of South Park back in my fucking head. Thanks, Nash x.x;
aug 30, 2025, 4:12 am • 3 0 • view
How will they explain the dancing in the streets?
aug 30, 2025, 4:27 am • 20 0 • view
In big, choreographed numbers, like a 1960s musical.
aug 30, 2025, 4:35 am • 27 0 • view
We'll need gay men..!
aug 30, 2025, 4:40 am • 15 0 • view
Lots of them 🌈
aug 30, 2025, 7:05 am • 11 0 • view
And Drag Queens! Many many Drag Queens!
aug 30, 2025, 12:05 pm • 10 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 10:28 am • 2 0 • view
This made me laugh out loud. Thank you!
aug 30, 2025, 11:22 am • 1 0 • view
Clots and prayers
aug 30, 2025, 11:23 am • 0 0 • view
youtu.be/55btGpGsuDo?... I’m a fan of older Green Day myself.
aug 30, 2025, 2:04 pm • 0 0 • view
🎶 There's a party going on around here. A celebration to last throughout the year....🎶
aug 30, 2025, 7:13 am • 1 0 • view
I won't be watching. I'll be way too busy celebrating with the true lovers of this country.
aug 30, 2025, 2:48 pm • 2 0 • view
And this gif is used repeatedly.
aug 30, 2025, 4:15 am • 148 6 • view
If gifs generated royalties, the creator of this would have enough money to rival Bezos.
aug 30, 2025, 2:16 pm • 11 1 • view
I hope we have enough fireworks prepared. Flag at half staff? Hell no, flag will be full mast, with streamers and ribbons below it. Funeral procession will look just like Mardi Gras with throws and tits out.
aug 30, 2025, 2:39 pm • 2 0 • view
STREET PARTIES EVERYWHERE 🎉🥳🎉🥳🎉🥳
aug 30, 2025, 10:31 am • 0 0 • view
That whole mourning thing won’t fly.
aug 30, 2025, 5:27 am • 0 0 • view
I'm practicing "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead" on my guitar right now. Turns out my singing voice is terrible which is fitting for my planned march.
aug 30, 2025, 11:32 am • 2 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
aug 31, 2025, 4:43 am • 0 0 • view
🔥🤣🔥🤣👊🏼🙌🏼💙
aug 30, 2025, 4:39 am • 0 0 • view
The cultvfuneral March behind the coffin is gonna be lit.
aug 30, 2025, 12:59 pm • 0 0 • view
When Thatcher died the top song was "Ding, dong the witch is dead."
aug 30, 2025, 6:43 am • 2 0 • view
We should totally line dance around the world. Love that song.
aug 30, 2025, 5:31 pm • 0 0 • view
My thought is “no one mourns the wicked” but it’s 100% genuine and not sympathetic towards a truly evil man
aug 30, 2025, 12:43 pm • 0 0 • view
We can all send Thoughts and Prayers. I'm sure it'll help. 🙄
aug 30, 2025, 9:17 am • 2 1 • view
Clots and prayers
aug 30, 2025, 6:54 pm • 0 0 • view
If MSNBC tries to sell me a nation in mourning, they'll be switched OFF.
aug 30, 2025, 9:23 am • 1 0 • view
I don't drink, but if it's really true, I will be joining my friends in a celebratory drink or 10
aug 30, 2025, 5:09 am • 4 0 • view
Celebrate good times come on 🎶
aug 30, 2025, 9:25 am • 0 0 • view
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPId...
aug 30, 2025, 1:59 pm • 1 0 • view
Trump died already but his body was stuffed to prop him up. The rotting corpse is the new virus we need to defend agaisnt.
aug 30, 2025, 1:51 pm • 0 0 • view
America is silly. Once rid of the puppet, the real business of fascism can begin.
aug 30, 2025, 1:13 pm • 0 0 • view
It’s gonna be weird as shit.Normal people celebrating, Trumpistas mourning, and Republican leadership being privately relieved while pretending to mourn.
aug 30, 2025, 5:41 pm • 3 0 • view
If the village people hadn’t tuned out to be such douches I’d be pushing for YMCA, but Celebration works I guess.
aug 30, 2025, 1:17 pm • 0 0 • view
Kool & the Gang's "Celebration" is high on my GET A NEW SONG LIST-NON SPORTS. The SPORTS LIST IS: 1. Get a new song part 1 (We Will Rock You/We Are The Champions)2. Get a new song part 2 (Rock 'n' Roll Part 2 by Gary Glitter). There are so many more. GET A NEW SONG!
aug 30, 2025, 9:37 pm • 0 0 • view
“Let’s go live and see what the streets have to say about this somber day…”
aug 30, 2025, 2:51 pm • 2 0 • view
If it doesn’t die in Sept, we are coming back to this discussion.
aug 30, 2025, 1:58 pm • 7 0 • view
Is everyone working on their choreography? I see flash mobs in the streets of all the cities and towns of the USA. I love a good dance party and sing-a-long.
aug 30, 2025, 1:40 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 5:25 am • 1 0 • view
🤣
aug 30, 2025, 5:19 am • 0 0 • view
I won't be mourning anymore.
aug 30, 2025, 11:16 am • 2 0 • view
Celebrate good times, come on! Let's celebrate! Man, might even have to bust out the roller skates. 😁
aug 30, 2025, 11:57 am • 2 0 • view
This!!
aug 30, 2025, 10:56 am • 0 0 • view
"Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead" is also nominated for that honor.
aug 30, 2025, 8:09 am • 0 0 • view
Flags waving from skyscrapers and shacks, rivers and seas, mountains and valleys. It will be proof that God loves us! 😜
aug 30, 2025, 5:36 am • 0 0 • view
For sure!
aug 30, 2025, 5:57 pm • 0 0 • view
MAGA panties are gonna be so in a bunch watching the rest of us celebrate like it's 1999!
aug 30, 2025, 12:04 pm • 2 0 • view
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
aug 30, 2025, 4:34 pm • 0 0 • view
We will see.
aug 30, 2025, 8:01 pm • 0 0 • view
Not how I’ll deliver it but yeah. Think I’ll just get straight to the point.
aug 30, 2025, 9:44 am • 0 0 • view
The "Thatcher is dead" celebrations in Scotland will look like a family picnic in comparison.
aug 30, 2025, 7:00 pm • 8 0 • view
I will party like it’s 1999 !
aug 31, 2025, 5:21 am • 0 0 • view
Oh... we having sumpin' else. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyUH...
aug 30, 2025, 7:42 am • 2 0 • view
I have Brand New Day from The Wiz at the ready
aug 30, 2025, 1:33 pm • 1 0 • view
SOME ARE SAYING IT WILL BE THE BIGLIEST BLOCK PARTIES IN HISTORY.
aug 30, 2025, 10:45 am • 6 0 • view
Happy Days are here again
aug 30, 2025, 10:21 am • 0 0 • view
I mean it wouldn't be the first instance in history where a major figures death is being concealed. Japans Sengoku period pops to mind for one instance.
aug 30, 2025, 4:37 am • 3 0 • view
My favorite is when Zhuge Liang ordered someone to cosplay as him after he died just to trick Sima Yi in battle one last time. Pettyist strategist of all time.
aug 30, 2025, 5:10 am • 3 0 • view
I just posted elsewhere, when Margaret Thatcher died the UK public got 'Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead; to #1 in the charts and the US should find a tune to bump up when he goes. This would be great one!!
aug 30, 2025, 7:25 pm • 3 0 • view
🎶"Nellie the Elephant packed her trunk And said goodbye to the circus Off she went with a trumpety trump Trump, trump, trump"🎶😁
aug 31, 2025, 9:21 pm • 0 0 • view