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Yup, that’s me with TV’s Thaddeus “Rusty” Venture. You’re probably wondering “how did I get in this situation?” etc.
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I like Vince to an extent, but he’s a shit ally
This is why I am a proponent of the Green Stuff mold & cast school
He’s still got it
Not enough people asking if David Berkowitz’s dog really WAS capable of telepathic communication.
After Hours, Age of Innocence
Woke Moby Dick
I’m on Bluesky for the same reason someone would make a Geocities page circa 2002
This is my only photo to date that has been stolen by another account so I must have done something right!
(Insufferable voice) This is why I only read books whose authors are already dead
🎵 To all the beanpole dames in the magazines, you ain’t it
This one blew my mind:
Question for any who care to answer Which band was FUNNIER: Devo or the B-52’s?
Oh no, it’s The User
3 more! Baby Driver The Good, The Bad, The Weird For a Few Dollars More
Sure looks fun 15 Movies to Get to Know Me There Will be Blood Robin Hood: Men in Tights Kill Bill: Volume I The Thing MacGruber Master & Commander: The Far Side of the World The Nice Guys Hellraiser The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring The Last Unicorn Airplane! It’s a Wonderful Life
Just a silly lil guy
Ahh, sleek K’Vort, the second-best ship named Bird of Prey!
Romulan design stays winning
1.1 Megadeths
i am done slightly diminishing bands. we must increase bands. the mountain range goats
Isn’t that just leaving money on the table?
Not even their famous Chew?
What about Athens, Georgia? “The Athens of Georgia”
All I know about Atlanta I learned from its Real Housewives franchise
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysmL...
There have been better tweets and funnier tweets and smarter tweets, but I think this may be my favorite tweet.
Slightly diminish a band 999 Kilodeths
The 1990 Apple Macintosh look
cite whatever statistics you choose, they simply do not jibe with the image of times square in 1979 that i have in my head. gangs roving a crumbling dystopia and the gangs got themes. some are dressed like baseball players. some are mimes. some are girls. were just trying to get back to coney island
Another great reason to root Jays
Anywhere close to the Canadian border is welcome to our bags of milk. For best results, let ‘em soak up some sun for a while first.
A Mario, if you will.
As should be the case with any 40k quiz, I am mostly happy about the areas in which I did NOT score highly.
The Ring Goes South?
“Limestone?”
So pretty fucking hot then
That’s celsius though
(Wisely) Because of dicks…
people sometimes say ACAB doesn’t include Sam Vimes and I submit that this is exactly backwards ACAB absolutely includes Sam Vimes and nobody is more aware of that than Sam Vimes
That’s generally the threshold for noticing that “this is way too fucking much for this amount of groceries.”
What else happened at Versailles?
This is a great photo to go with for this
Love it! It’s biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own
Diddler on the Roof
Once again, the Song of the Summer is “Intergalactic” by the Beastie Boys. At a party, on the beach, or in the woods- wherever good times are had, “Intergalactic” is playing. Take a bow, surviving Beastie Boys, on having the song of the Summer for the 27th consecutive year!
“Diddler on the Roof.” Has anyone done that yet?
This is incredible
Don’t believe the hype- peaches come from a can. They were put there by a man in the factory downtown
While we’re on the Enterprise cast, Trip doesn’t even realize it’s supposed to be a challenge
Anglo? ANGLO???????
Sisko’s father was a creole chef.
Warhammer Four-Zero-Zero-Zero-Zero
The most Mr. Rogers has ever looked like Nathan Fielder
Recent news items suggest he is a fan of wordplay
Nova Scotia is in Canada
TidePenis
The proper words to congratulate your automatic door
Always happy to see Holt McCallany recognized in any context
Chevy carried Paul!
What’s the Deal with the Breeders?
Oh dang, they’re selling the ol’ Gilded Age place
Human Resources Pufnstuf
This actually puts a lot of Northstar’s irritability into perspective
This would be a great title for a book directly attacking centrism though
of course i was furious at first. but, when those weird little slaves performed that musical number about my son's irredeemable character flaw (loves taffy in an annoying way), i had to admit.. it was pretty funny how he got gruesomely pulled apart by wonka's fantaffically daffy taffy contraption
Except wearing padlocks as jewelry
Looks like it worked?
The Escape of the Krollsnork
Fun trend in Toronto of Dollaramas, realizing they were being robbed blind on their self-checkout machines, removing the machines and replacing them with NOTHING
Sure thing, Drizzy
Any criminal psychologist will tell you this is the natural next step after murdering small animals.
Just thought you’d want to know this is how this is coming up on the TL
Jason Isaacs’s career in the CFL is never given enough of spotlight
I only ever did the one comic about Ozzy and it was back in October 2019
Classic mini! Great job!
Weird to see him not looking like an old saddle
Ian Miller, one of the best to ever do it, IMO.
“Your honor, the only real joke here is the absolute mockery the prosecution has made of my client’s right of habeus corpus.” (Honks horn)
Among the greatest promotional photos of all time are these for the 1990 television movie of IT, where it looks like a prestige legal drama about a firm of hot young lawyers and one associate who likes to dress up like a clown.
Feels like posterity has this one for Dante
Ahh, the famous Dogme 95 Defense
The Sundown State™️
The one-eyed snake who is also inexplicably on the committee: Guys could we please focus up
I mean, technically true I suppose..
Meanwhile, publishers refuse to touch my dead Ozzy “Into the Void” cartoon
This is the hardest one yet
Does he fish? Is there a tackle box?
Like, it’s been strange aeons; can you not let this die?
I dunno, I heard he did some vile things in the Russian navy.
