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Lance The Pants

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created August 18, 2023

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And they were right. They said she was a bad candidate who couldn't win and she lost

1/9/2025, 4:41:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I will never, ever, vote for that transphobic homeless hating psychopath

31/8/2025, 11:28:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was just making a pithy comment about Joe Chill's gun being a S&W model 39

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29/8/2025, 5:26:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So the Waynes were killed some time after 1955?

29/8/2025, 2:13:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why shouldn't people spit on the armed jack booted thugs occupying their city?

28/8/2025, 7:05:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Prayer is objectively unimportant. It does nothing and cheapens the gravity of what happened. Grow up

28/8/2025, 1:45:57 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They are in fact doing something unethical. None of them are conscripts, they chose to join and they choose to be there occupying the city

28/8/2025, 1:40:42 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your son sounds like a coward

26/8/2025, 4:49:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck them

26/8/2025, 4:49:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And the worst cgi backdrops you've ever seen

26/8/2025, 4:48:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who gives a shit? Its not until 2028

24/8/2025, 2:09:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We're circling the wagons around trans people. I will never vote for or support any candidate that wants to prevent my trans friends from fully participating in society as their authentic selves and I will not move an inch on that issue.

24/8/2025, 2:08:50 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anyone who is vocally and vehemently pro-trans rights

24/8/2025, 2:06:31 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I literally just saw numerous people denying the genocide in Gaza, there are *plenty* of nazis here

18/8/2025, 8:50:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/8/2025, 8:40:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/8/2025, 8:35:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In that he seems like a spoiled rich boy who cheats on his wife?

18/8/2025, 7:13:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Christianity is hollow and empty. Its a religion of nihilism not transcendence

18/8/2025, 7:12:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes and only militant secularism can do that. Not more cultist freaks

18/8/2025, 7:12:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Christians have had a total monopoly on US politics for 250 years. You fuckers keep wanting to try the same shit over and over expecting a different result No more religious nut jobs

18/8/2025, 7:09:54 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Never once in history has it been more effective

18/8/2025, 7:08:39 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cops are cowards in every state

17/8/2025, 2:59:29 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh great that way they can stand around doing nothing like at Uvalde

17/8/2025, 2:56:36 AM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trans rights are non-negotiable

16/8/2025, 1:08:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She can shove her discomfort up her geezer asshole. Her petty bigoted feelings are entirely unimportant and you both need to shut the fuck up forever

14/8/2025, 3:35:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They'll do that anyway dumbass

14/8/2025, 3:30:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pacifism is objectively pro fascist. Peaceful protest didn't end the Vietnam War, the NVA did.

14/8/2025, 3:29:00 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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14/8/2025, 3:27:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh you mean the guy who's currently threatening his country's relationship with the EU because he eliminated the independent anticorruption agency?

14/8/2025, 1:58:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Of course he fucking gave us trump are you out of your mind?

14/8/2025, 1:44:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't worry, we have maybe 20 years before everyone's jobs become side projects after climate change forces us all to become full time wasteland scavengers

14/8/2025, 12:25:40 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Its just objectively a bad decision. Its just plain not a career path. Believe me I get it, I've always wanted to write comics, but the world where you could make a living doing that hasn't existed in decades.

14/8/2025, 12:15:53 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's graduating into a future that will break his heart and spirit. Between climate change and the deteriorating capitalist mode of production he's going to face hardships you never did no matter what field he pursues.

14/8/2025, 12:12:56 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey dipshit this is America, its not news to anyone that the voters are feckless, dumb, and selfish. Hillary and Harris should have known that and campaigned as such, trump sure did and unsurprisingly he won. How you win an election in the US ain't some fucking mystery

12/8/2025, 1:30:32 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let's be real, nobody will face consequences for this

12/8/2025, 12:31:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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9/8/2025, 2:15:25 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There's nothing good in this thread and in a sane world this piece of shit would get put in a pillory in the town square

9/8/2025, 2:13:50 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lance The Pants (@lancethepants.bsky.social) reply parent

Correct, whats your point

9/8/2025, 2:05:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Keep telling yourself that boomer

2/8/2025, 7:24:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And how'd that work out for us bud

24/7/2025, 4:33:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh word? A moderate dem? Shut the fuck up

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24/7/2025, 2:10:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He voted against the fucking Civil Rights Act you freak

24/7/2025, 2:07:51 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why come western kabuki ended

23/7/2025, 11:42:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Eat shit granny. You tired old conservative bigots are dying out, your time is over

15/7/2025, 3:06:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Grow the fuck up

15/7/2025, 2:55:17 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes. I want the liberation of Palestine, I want Israel to stop murdering innocent civilians, I want the apartheid regime there to collapse.

10/7/2025, 8:17:16 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey bud why does hamas exist

10/7/2025, 8:13:59 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good argument for banning these cult camps for children

8/7/2025, 6:43:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does this share any relation to the CEAM 1950b?

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8/7/2025, 5:04:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The times told people they were overreacting aboit Hitler's antisemitism back in the day. They've always been a worthless rag

8/7/2025, 4:54:02 AM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Forcing yourself through silver age superman and The 90s is downright masochistic

8/7/2025, 4:45:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love the way Toriyama drew cars.

8/7/2025, 4:34:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Again what use is there in building bridges with fascists? What use is there in diffusing conflict with those whom we *should* be in conflict with? They need to be disenfranchised not coddled and reasoned with

8/7/2025, 3:19:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They don't *want* conversation. They want to put people in camps

8/7/2025, 1:54:05 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah maybe you should just butt out on this one Canadian. Until you've actually dealt with these people irl you don't know what its like

8/7/2025, 1:53:40 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If they were smart they wouldn't be in that position to begin with

7/7/2025, 11:29:49 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What on earth makes you think I want to "heal the divide" with fascists?

7/7/2025, 11:28:22 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thats a shit reason

7/7/2025, 11:25:16 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Was it Terrence Howard

2/7/2025, 11:15:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Great novella too.

1/7/2025, 7:35:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Herbie Popnecker?

25/6/2025, 12:55:54 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The senate can remove the filibuster with a simple majority

25/6/2025, 12:46:59 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Funny how there are always just enough Republicans to block everything even when they're in the minority yet there are never enough dems to pass anything or block republican legislation

24/6/2025, 6:37:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/6/2025, 6:27:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Its not. You're just a racist.

24/6/2025, 6:09:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/6/2025, 4:50:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They certainly represent it more than you do whitey

22/6/2025, 12:45:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cuomo is antisemitic too? Man that dude sucks so hard

22/6/2025, 4:18:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lance The Pants (@lancethepants.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah yes the Black Panthers were famously not black people. Nor is Assata Shakur. Or W. E. B Du Bois. Or Kwame Ture.

22/6/2025, 4:16:53 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How exactly did they give us trump?

22/6/2025, 4:13:52 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oooh whats this from

20/6/2025, 3:34:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We should have expropriated every bit of land and property held by a slave owner and given it to the newly emancipated, protected by a permanent military occupation until the stains on the souls of the southerners were permanently washed away.

20/6/2025, 2:09:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The utter depravity of the south turned otherwise ignorant and prejudiced soldiers into zealous abolitionists demanding justice and retribution for people that prior to the war they scarcely saw as human. That's how bad slavery was.

20/6/2025, 2:04:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When you read the letters of union soldiers there's a marked shift in tone as they pushed south, they saw the true horrors of slavery with their own eyes for the first time and the letters began to take on the tenor of holy war.

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20/6/2025, 1:58:35 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whatd i miss

17/6/2025, 1:30:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nothing about this was non-peaceful nor violent. If your dumbass wants to breathe in tear gas be our guest

16/6/2025, 11:36:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lance The Pants (@lancethepants.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh grow up

16/6/2025, 11:34:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Honestly the answer to the question they're trying to ask is just "using ropes and levers they rolled the stones on logs"

16/6/2025, 11:21:30 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Look at this sloppy shit. We can't even do militarism right

15/6/2025, 3:10:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Providing material aid to the people sent to crush your protests is idiotic

10/6/2025, 4:22:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah because if there's one thing the US military is famous for its never shooting protesters

10/6/2025, 3:31:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Centrists gave us trump. Twice

10/6/2025, 3:17:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shut the fuck up forever

10/6/2025, 3:12:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jesus christ have some self respect

10/6/2025, 3:09:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They absolutely have a fucking choice, they just don't like what the choice is. Sometimes doing the right thing takes sacrifice you cretin

10/6/2025, 3:07:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Go ask how many gay people from back then would agree with you on that

10/6/2025, 3:04:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Never existed. Literally never

10/6/2025, 3:02:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Except cavalry replacing chariots occurred centuries before the invention of stirrups.

10/6/2025, 3:01:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dudein 2009 Israel boarded a similar flotilla and straight up executed the people on it

9/6/2025, 11:59:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yep and thats precisely the issue with democrats right now. Their platform has basically been that they're the pro-status quo party for the last decade and they don't get that nobody wants the status quo

5/6/2025, 4:13:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I really want to be wrong but the problems are so deeply entrenched

5/6/2025, 1:49:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm afraid nothing significant will change without a massive collapse happening first

5/6/2025, 1:48:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A constitutional amendment requires a 2/3rds majority vote in both houses of congress, and 2/3rds of state legislatures voting to ratify it

5/6/2025, 1:04:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only ones with the power to change it are the corrupt politicians

5/6/2025, 1:03:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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5/6/2025, 12:58:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And they fucking blew his head off for it. Thats what happens when you try to change this country.

5/6/2025, 12:44:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Say what you will about China, they've executed CEOs for shit like this

5/6/2025, 12:38:30 AM | 25 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh right what happened to him I forget

5/6/2025, 12:35:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No they didn't. The NVA made it end. We were in Vietnam for over a decade and none of the protests mattered. The war ended once it ceased to be expedient and not a moment before

5/6/2025, 12:35:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol when

5/6/2025, 12:32:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view