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When life keeps you cleaning out black widow nests, make some goth jewelry for Halloween.
This was during the 2008 DNC convention so this spot may have been chosen for him per the poll tests on where to eat.
There was a soul food restaurant near my house that Cory Booker had dinner at and there was a picture proving it. I found it odd as although the place had great food, there was more meat in the greens than actual greens. Odd choice for a vegetarian.
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Watching a defensive end run with an interception
astounding he’s purposely being a cartoon villian
Deion is looking very moist these last seconds
OMG three turnovers now. Still on track for 24 turnovers this game
2nd fumble by GT quarterback in only 5 min into the game. At this pace, he will have 24 fumbles by the end.
CU looking good at the start of the college season. Fumble recovery, then scoring with the first minutes of the game. This might be a blowout opening game.
He should try winning.
I would ask Matt to consult a structural engineer before deciding to build in a swamp but it may be fun to see his plan play out.
Blue states that sued kept most CDC grants, while red states feel brunt of Trump clawbacks
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
“Why don’t you woke libtards try that in a small town???” (Picks up trash)
Community flowing like a river. Neighbor asks a question and some random dude comes by to answer it. A community as a living organism.
I think Cuomo is going to try holding a scavenger hunt on Long Island.
What if there are three other Hitlers all of varying degrees of Hitler but they have different policy strengths like choosing a Kart in Mario Kart? Which one would you choose? The one with braking ability or
president hunter biden signs historic executive order decreeing the immediate forced feminization of all manosphere influencers
I had a lot of fun talking to @alexsammon.bsky.social about his terrific article on the bizarre new scam economy: www.thenation.com/podcast/soci...
Inventing a new way to cook chicken. (Grilling then boiling)
When you replace “crime problem” with “poor people are visible problem”, one understands the elitist embrace of MAGA narratives.
Unfortunately subway no longer puts fentanyl in their sandwiches.
This bird is watching me like a hawk.
Too strong of a facial hair game for the FBI.
As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.
“Tens of millions of people — and millions of acres of farmland — rely on the Colorado River’s water. But as its supply shrinks, these farmers get more water from the river than entire states.” And the majority of the water is shuttled to growing livestock feed. Valuable analysis by ProPublica..
The perfect cowboy boot doesn’t exi-
(seeing the president wandering around on the roof while the economy adds 3 jobs per month amid weekly pedophilia revelations) time to sign a billion dollar settlement with this man
NASA will use SpaceX rockets that will obviously blow up creating a radioactive atmosphere.
Thinking of a recent observation made by Mr. Kibblesmith when I read this.
[trying to butter up the judge in the courtroom] Your honor first let me say you have a beautiful home
Was at the county fair all week. Can confirm.
Timeline cleanse: Insta video of Allen Dershowitz being told by Martha's Vineyard police to stop harassing vendors or be charged with trespassing after three different sellers refused him service. 1/3 www.instagram.com/reel/DMvVG1S...
Fartlow is a good nickname imo.
Informing my wife about this tonight
I cannot tell if he’s being sarcastic or if he doesn’t understand the context behind the Tower of Babel
I would dance battle that robot.
goes hard for three seconds, falls, freaks out, and dies, he's so relatable
(Elon Musk voice) “I can build a Hyperloop system for babies by 2027”
What are the odds that Drake is also in the Epstein files? Checking DraftKings now.
Goats do drink water inefficiently.
(Fleet Foxes playing in the background) Hunter Biden: “TURN UP THE THE BASS MOTHER FUCKER!”
Interesting to see Coldplay relevant again
I always think about how the Fleet Foxes were Hunter Biden’s favorite band to listen to while smoking crack when I hear White Winter Hymnal.
What if that same baby was a pervert. Lol
Quote skeeting your own sheet represents everything wrong with America
The guy probably got married to his AI chatbot but the chatbot is quietly thinking about divorce.
It’s so much like 1983 these days.
Chonky marmot found as foretold in the Canadian prophecy about the end times
THEM: You can’t just hide from your problems ME:
Goat got tired cutting boards for me.
[worst possible stuff happening everywhere] man why do I feel bad
the body of christ was the original meatloaf
Primrose and El Guapo got out and went on a neighborhood adventure yesterday. Someone posted their pic on the neighborhood FB page and I said to myself they look familiar.
Big day for Nextdoor posters wondering who is shooting off fireworks.
He like a reply I had once
This is my kind of carrying on
My theory is the left leaning GenXers die sooner so the ones still around tend to skew conservative. Looking at my Facebook, I’m surprised by how many of my former middle-aged classmates got cancer or disease from environmental pollutants such as lead and dioxins.
Extreme heat kills more people in the U.S. than any other weather hazard. In Chelsea, MA, residents are turning up the shade with trees, reflective rooftops, and other smart solutions to cool down their streets. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFmi...
CBP and ICE finding out about the Streisand Effect
Bezos Wedding Guests Given Monogrammed Plastic Bottles To Urinate In During Ceremony theonion.com/bezos-w...
I like this idea but I hope there is transportation options for folks that wish to buy these homes. Increased traffic is inevitable and developers should look at providing shuttle loops.
The cure for male loneliness is building something. You will never be alone because someone will be there to tell you how you are doing it wrong.
The MAPs conference is in town and mushroom people love to talk about destroying ego yet are some of the most egotistical people themselves. Kind of ironic.
Wild how the Fed chair saying that *entire regions of the United States* won’t be able to get a mortgage in the next decade barely registered as a news event
do you know how much more I'd trust a Honda rocket than an American one www.theverge.com/news/689183/...
Keep getting emails from anti-union orgs like freedom foundation? Tell them to mind their own business. Or better yet, convince their workers to join a union.
Chewbacca navigating space while high is a total wookie move.
Check out these cheese bags. #cheesky
Rebekah declares champagne as tonight’s winning message.
Imagining a dad ordering this sign from vista print and telling himself he needs to get his money’s worth by using it all weekend.
This guy is just posted up outside of Congress and I’m honestly not sure what his political views are but I agree
Might break out the telescope and see if I can see Moon Troop this weekend. Dad stuff.
I want to see pics of Moon Troop.
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Feud Poisoning
My chipotle chèvre goat cheese came out a bit soft. Still tastes good. May try adding more rennet next time. #goat #cheesesky
Cybertruck owner finally had sex for the first time and was celebrating.
(Tom lined up against the wall) “Here’s why the left is to blame for this situation.”
He is going to vote people out of the ICE torture facility on LA
Halliburton with that ice in his veins
Let’s settle this like men by calling each other pedophiles online
Nothing says libertarian more than complying with Nazis.
🚨BREAKING: Trump immigration officials are using a secret subpoena to target privacy laws & immigrant children & Dem Gov. Polis is allegedly forcing state officials to comply under threat of firing, according to court documents reviewed by The Lever. www.levernews.com/whistleblowe...
Having goat yoga at the house this weekend. Looking forward to embracing the duality of tranquility and chaos.
MAGA Voter Assumed Trump Would Only Deport People On List She Mailed To White House
EARLY COMPUTER DORKS: it's so fun to explore the possibilities of computers! you're going to love computer, for doing fun stuff COMPUTER DORKS TODAY: i'm so Fucking scared. computers are going to destroy us. but only if we can source another $40B. ouggh i'm so scared about what i told computer to do
stop saying elon musk got his black eye from stephen miller. thats defamatory and disinformation. he got his back eye by slipping in a puddle of his own urine due to extensive bladder damage from heavy ketamine abuse
Jodie Remick 
