Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social)
No one is safe from the Goon Squad www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Older Wasicu man living on the far southern reach of the Salish Sea. Progressive Democrat. Siberian Husky Dad. Welcome to a new kind of tension
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No one is safe from the Goon Squad www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Micah (@rincewind.run) reposted
the thing about Zohran is he is really fucking good at politics and everyone on the Dem side behaving like he’s a liability has lost their minds I don’t care how you define It, he has It
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Long live Edgar Montrose, nine fingers & all
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social)
Dang nabbit, Graham Greene passed away. www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6Fw...
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social)
Save America's children: Put Bobby Brainworms on The Wall. The Trolly Problem is rarely clearer
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
Each one of those images has a Dogs playing Poker vibe to them
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
That's no good. Peace to you
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
Seb is Frau Blücher in drag
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social)
Seb Gorka is presented as a expert on school shooting!?! What the actual fuck
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
I was gonna make fun of this but as a veteran of far too many 80's mosh pits this looks a heck of a lot more fun.
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd mind less if squirrels did it but if you must...
KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 (@kojamf.bsky.social) reposted
Astrid Johnson
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
Bumperstuper. Saw Soundgarden there 1990. They were a last minute substitution for... Elvis Costello? Mind melting. Best arena rock show evah.
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
Three days is how long it would take to fit JD for a Trump skin suit.
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social)
Three days is how long it would take to fit JD for a Trump skin suit.
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
And so they should. Corvids are feathered cops
Pwnallthethings (@pwnallthethings.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
"Takes just one man to fall down a well, but six to dig a new one"
Hellish Children (@hellishchildren.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
Would you point me towards examples of those restrictive covenants?
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't want to be 'Actually Dude' but I feel the distinctions are important when talking about the assault on the American workforce. Were these men NYFD CPB would never had fcked with them. There is power in the union. MAGA seeks easy targets which most of us are.
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
I hate saying this but the crews CPB assaulted were not 'on the fire line'. They were miles away doing vital preventative work. They are are tree fallers, a class of ag workers, not firefighters and as such they were easy targets.
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
Dear Lord, these turd stains are forcing states back to the Articles of Confederation.
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social)
Watched Idiocracy yesterday. Good Lord its terrible.
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
No, it is socialism.
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
Socialism: It's what people do when Capitalism screws the pooch
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
At this point I'm not sure if you are a bot or a profoundly lonely young man. Either way, best of luck.
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
thank you for aiding my education. Guess I should read the article first...
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
And how much did that fascist PR stunt cost the taxpayers of Florida?
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
Wounded Knee was never forgotten, just ignored by colonialists and their descendants of which I am one.
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
You did not answer my question. Should we burn you out of house & home. Yes or no.
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
Who is this hysterical ninny & why are they queening out?
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
WTF does that have to do with my forests burning to the ground? How is the loss of critical habitat for salmon going to teach a MAGAt anything? If fire is an answer to fascism how about we start with your home?
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social)
Man am I tired of living a world the Dead Kennedys warned us all about.
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
I will never understand why anyone would willingly pay to bug their own home.
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
Soon Trump's goons will be setting the fires
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
Soon ICE and the rest of these racist goons will be setting fires so they can make their bonus quotas
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
Matty will notice once no one will risk deportation & torture for a Grub Hub side hustle.
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
Yannow, every year a few guys dressed in green and tan disappear into the forest never to be seen again. Most are hunters but...
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
I pray this footage will be used in LEO training videos to teach how NOT to use a gun. The pig dropping his gun is the chef kiss
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
And it's a scenic drive through a national forest to get there
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
Boarder Patrol? Lake Cushman is a hundred of miles from any international boarder.
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess I should give my hole digging Husky a break.
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
Ayup. And a bunch of other scavengers as well which is why no one ever found a Sasquatch corpse.
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
Green and tan are your go-to colors when concealing the human form in the wilderness.
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
Zen fascists will control you 100% natural Man am I tired of living a world the Dead Kennedys warned us all about
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
An ICE dry run for wildfire season in California. Soon ICE will be setting the fires
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
Talk about not seeing the forest for all the trees...
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
And people disappear in our gloomy Olympic mountains all the time.
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
Who in the fuck ratted out forest firefighters?
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck you dude. Seriously, fuck you
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
"Yeah, the fire burned down a lot building and trees worth a couple million but there are two less Mexicans in Murica." /s Fuck ICE
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
Yannow, people get lost in the forests never to be seen again all the time...
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
What Phillip Glass feels is irrelevant. Two kids are dead and 17 people wounded. This is not the time to do Art Theory.
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
Why are you wondering? There is no significance to this. What is really bad is who armed this asshole, not what he scribbled on his boom boom stick.
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
Way overthinking it
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh who fuckin' cares what another 20 Something suicidal nihilist scratches into his gun? Fck his motives. Boring & so banal. Who put a gun in his hands?
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social)
The latest mass shooting was in a church, not the parish school. This is important b/c the MSM is painting this as a school shooting. School security is different from that of a church.
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social)
How do you stop mass shootings? Don't arm the shooter. In every case like this the most important question is who put a gun in a murder's hand. If you arm a murder there must be consequences, from suspension of a business license to prison time.
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
It's not my damned planet Monkey Boy!
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
Dildos would be cool The truth is much more banal. Their parents loathed them
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
Armed landscapers. Excellent!
Noah Berlatsky (@nberlat.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Biden very consciously decided that focusing on accountability for trump and the gop would be divisive; he figured instead he could do good things for people and win elections and then the gop would get rid of trump themselves.
Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted
We've speculated about the many ways the Trump era could end, but I'm not sure "Jonestown style mass suicide of cult leader and his Cabinet" has gotten enough attention. I think these spineless weasels will do whatever he says.
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social)
CNN ran some B role of Alberto Garcia bring led by a cop down a hallway. The unmasked cop's face was blurred. WTAF CNN!?! The cop is a public servant, not a minor. Don't do the fascist's job for them.
Alvaro M. Bedoya (@bedoyausa.bsky.social) reposted
Dear journalists: The President has not fired Lisa Cook. The President is *trying* to illegally fire her. Your words shape people’s reality. Please be accurate in your reporting.
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
Bomb Tel Aviv
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
NETWORKS DON'T HAVE BROADCAST LICENSES. TV STATIONS DO. Now fuck right off NPR
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
He is fat, senile, & stumbling. A fall will kill him
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh FFS. tRump is dying in real time in front of us. Has been for years. Of what doesn't matter. None so blind as those who refuse to see.
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
So much for Latin Mass Catholic conservatives are so in love with.
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social)
Israel bombs a hospital. Twice. That is a war crime. Bomb Tel Aviv
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
Challenge accepted. Stupid Nazis never learn
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
Like tRump's cowardly bloated ass could walk more than a city block.
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
Huskies are 'lightly domesticated'. At least mine is.
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
No, not with chalk, with paint
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social)
Nice of MSNBC et. al. to do such a through job of doxing John Bolton. I'm sure his family is thrilled. /s
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
Make Pole Dancing Great Again
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
Weird thing is neighbors said pretty much the same thing about JD's Mom.
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
Here's one weird trick: End homelessness by housing the homeless.
ArtButMakeItSports (@artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social) reposted
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
The intent here is to get lead flying so the National Guard can do the same.
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
cep seems nice...
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
Uh, 8 years as an active 1st Lady, US Senator, Secretary of State. Yeah, Hillary was the most qualified POTUS candidate in a very long time. Her defeat as well as Kamala's shows just how powerful misogyny in America.
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
The Vet is back home & doing local news interviews b/c the weapon was a pellet gun. That said, the accused is a cowardly POS should do time, a decade of probation and a lifelong ban on owning guns of any sort.
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
Yannow who could be allies here? Three armed white guys to escort her out of the chamber. I mean, it's Texas after all.
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
Yannow who could be allies here? Three white guys w/ guns there to escort her out of the chamber. I mean, it's Texas after all.
Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) (@jontayler.bsky.social) reposted
"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
Christi is going all in on the Cousin It hairstyle.
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
Ladies, cover your drinks.
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
Pull-ups ain't easy after after shots
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social)
Fuck MTG's boyfriend. Seriously.
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social)
Yannow, foreign leaders should stop appearing with tRump. MAGA media licks his taint while they sit and squirm.
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
Of course I would
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social)
Among the infinite heap of things tRump doesn't understand is Europe will never stop aiding Ukraine. They see what's happening 1st hand and know they are next.
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
Loomer is arguing with math program.
Laurian (@laurianw.bsky.social) reply parent
I suspect Jeff VanderMeer would approve