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@lazarus1991.bsky.social

Retired firefighter, U S Army veteran. Combat Medic 1972/1974. Happily married. Two children, two grand children and two great grandchildren, two Standard Poodles, enjoying retirement but figure the next four years will be chaos but I’ll survive. No DM’s.

created January 9, 2025

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Maybe get a rhinoplasty and then you may have room for Hitler’s mustache under your nose. Then you can go back to your Nazi roots at Fox so-called news DICK WAD!

29/8/2025, 4:59:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sounds exactly like Senator Chuck Schumer!

29/8/2025, 4:41:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ding dong the witch is dead! Now, if the 150 year old warlock/Senator would meet Dante’s Inferno, Iowa would be a much more decent state.

29/8/2025, 4:27:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Little Stevie thinks Fallujah means to go down on someone. Wipe the Cheeto dust (or is it) from your mouth you little dick weed and you still haven’t mentioned if you swallow. Bet you do!

12/8/2025, 6:17:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes he can. Why is it that the bravest mother fuckers have never worn the uniform? He’s a coward, right up there with the Coward in Chief. He and tRump couldn’t beat their own meat. Leave D.C. alone and do each others dick wads. Do you swallow “little Stevie?”

12/8/2025, 6:09:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No term limits in Illinois.

10/8/2025, 4:50:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well shit! How about a third impeachment headed your way Forrest tRump!

10/8/2025, 4:44:07 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Doing “circle jerks” on the floor of congress. What “did they run out of mayonnaise?”

6/8/2025, 5:52:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Doug Boogergum is not in Mensa!

31/7/2025, 4:53:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m guessing they also would refuse to make him a (wetting) wedding cake. According to the courts the baker is protected.

31/7/2025, 4:37:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Buttlick is a Buttlick!

27/7/2025, 2:19:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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tRump is an ass wipe and a swallower!

25/7/2025, 9:41:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But you are also one of the biggest donee states of federal largess. Give some back!

25/7/2025, 9:38:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yep! “Guns or knives” as the saying goes.

25/7/2025, 9:36:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nice “strongly worded “reply Chuck!

25/7/2025, 12:21:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or squirted on her cum sucking face.

25/7/2025, 12:30:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Alan Fullofshitz! Dickweed!

25/7/2025, 12:27:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And who paid for the tariffs Buttlick?

25/7/2025, 12:22:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So is this forced lying?

25/7/2025, 12:21:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She’s another tRump sucking douche swallower.

25/7/2025, 12:18:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, a “Reagan Democrat” is not a Democrat. If you call yourself that, you were never a Democrat. Just another asshole like all the other Reagan shit sticks!

25/7/2025, 12:07:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We have a Department of “Justice?” Not since 01-20-25.

25/7/2025, 12:00:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah. Ask the 14 year olds on behalf of Donnie Dickwad!

24/7/2025, 3:41:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Candyass Owen’s.

24/7/2025, 3:39:36 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, he of the small hands.

24/7/2025, 3:36:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Until the left grows a spine. No.

24/7/2025, 3:34:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Such a slimy little dipshit. He’s a dick gobbler.

24/7/2025, 3:31:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A bunch of chickenshit dickwads.

24/7/2025, 3:29:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hopefully no “fatal” accidents will occur prior.

24/7/2025, 3:26:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A lying lyer lies.

24/7/2025, 3:24:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a fucking douche bag!

24/7/2025, 3:22:53 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2 out of the 3 you are right. Being from Texas doesn’t mean you know shit about chili. Chili, like tacos are whatever you want them to be.

24/7/2025, 3:18:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Surprise, surprise!

24/7/2025, 3:14:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, Tulsi Gobbler. Eat it up, twat!

24/7/2025, 3:14:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pussie’s.

24/7/2025, 3:10:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah. Tulsi Gabbard is a skag! So is”Leavitt to beaver!”

24/7/2025, 3:08:05 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think he’s an arrogant prick who pretends that his shit doesn’t stink!

22/7/2025, 3:05:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And someone’s hand is up both of these asses.

15/7/2025, 8:11:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gas taxes, utility taxes, excise taxes, multiple fees.

15/7/2025, 8:09:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The electors were awarded to•••?

7/7/2025, 3:55:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did IAFF get that memo?

6/7/2025, 7:04:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You’d have to have Botox inflated lips to kiss an ass that big!

6/7/2025, 6:59:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’d like to see the purchase order that they have used to purchase this new equipment and technology.

6/7/2025, 6:46:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Itty bitty Mikey pretends to be a Christian. He knows not how to pray. He (preys)at the altar of the dumbest Orange idiot on the face of the earth very bigly!

6/7/2025, 6:36:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Only 54% of US business provide health care. This guy is supposed to be an economist. Smiley Hassett has no clue.

6/7/2025, 3:23:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So who received the votes from Michigans electors in the last presidential race?

6/7/2025, 3:14:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, but what’s 50+ deaths. Insignificant?

6/7/2025, 2:30:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If he was able to think.

6/7/2025, 2:12:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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With gold lettering the word Trump on the diaper right about where the butthole would be.

6/7/2025, 2:09:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Seeking the “Rapture.” This will guarantee him a spot. He actually needs more of a “Rupture” from a swift kick to his balls to enable him to get his little Mikey head all the way up the Orange turd things fat ass!

4/7/2025, 2:49:04 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s such a little dickweed! He prays to his god, who doesn’t sound like a friend to over 50% of this country. His god is orange, smelly, a liar and butt hole inhaler.

4/7/2025, 2:33:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He is anything but oblivious. He knows what he’s doing. He is such a pussy, he can’t stand up against a right wing idiot, possibly because he is a right wing idiot. Constitutional originalist my ass! As on SNL “John, you ignorant slut!” Get a real job.

29/6/2025, 4:25:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think lately that is totally true but originally his donning the hat was because it made him appear as if he were a true MAGAt “normal “ person.

24/6/2025, 10:03:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anybody that writes in third person, with possible exceptions for novels, is a dipshit! How can anyone think the orange turd thing deserves the Peace Prize, when all he does is cause misery. He thinks his asinine baseball cap makes him look like an average normal person. He is just a bag of dicks.

24/6/2025, 8:33:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think the GOP does not think. Little Mikie is a worm. Donnie Dick Wad is a draft dodging coward. Vance doesn’t know what JD stands for. The Grifting Ole Party are all Chicken Hawks that are willing to send our American daughters and sons to war so they can fill their wallets and make a profit.

23/6/2025, 2:37:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rudy who?

23/6/2025, 2:16:43 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You actually really think that those things are going to happen?

23/6/2025, 2:13:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hell, they’re all members of the Repugnant Party. Shouldn’t be much of a surprise that they support illegal actions.

23/6/2025, 1:58:48 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Laura Looney. Master of double speak.

23/6/2025, 1:48:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They both need wars to divert attention. Shades of W Bush and HW Bush and let’s not forget Ronnie too. Distractions, distractions.

23/6/2025, 1:42:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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MAGA—SMEGMA, what does it matter. They both have the Head Cheese.

23/6/2025, 1:35:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They already have.

22/6/2025, 5:39:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whenever powerful politicians are starting to get their asses kicked in the polls, they start wars, so the people will rally around the flag and the politicians.

22/6/2025, 5:25:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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J Dumb Vance is a pole smoking dick weed. All the other President’s were dumb who went to war, the difference here is that the Orange dick wad is so smart! Most of these wars were the desire of Repugnants. Reagan, HW Bush, W Bush and now cock-wombler with the orange Turkey neck Donnie the dick.

22/6/2025, 5:20:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This illegal war is brought to you by CON-Gress and SCROTUS.

22/6/2025, 4:31:20 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where’s the Pied Piper when you need him?

22/6/2025, 4:12:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dick Wad Donnie is scrotal cheese!

20/6/2025, 3:20:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is Looney Loomer a journalist?

20/6/2025, 3:04:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He and Epstein only worked the hand maidens. Lazy fucking dick bag, only thing he ever worked at was sucking shlong dong. How many guy dogs could he fit in his dick weed mouth at once. “If you’re famous, they let you grab them by their balls!” I wonder, did he swallow?

20/6/2025, 3:00:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mike Lee is a turd in the bottom of a turd bucket. He aspires to rise above the other turds in the bucket. He has not risen. He has sunk to being lower than all the other Republican turds in the bucket. Being amongst that stink, his shit does stink of MAGAts, not lilacs.

18/6/2025, 5:22:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah. Mormons should go dig up another book or just report the mountain meadow massacre that actually happened. Mike Lee is a cancer on the hemorrhoid of Latter Day Saints but I don’t blame the Mormons on this. I blame all the religious hypocrites, who aren’t actually religious.

16/6/2025, 11:52:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mike Lee is a fucking dick qwad! He can kiss my liberal ass! No tongue please. If he wants shit in his mouth, cozy up to the traitorous orange, fat, turd thing that leads their stupid dumb ass cult. Pussy!

16/6/2025, 11:42:09 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mike Lee, you are human excrement! How can anybody be as effed up as you are? Marxists huh? We Marxist, Socialists, Communists are not nearly as bad as you fascist, Nazi, right wing, Mc Carthyites that pretend to be religious. Have you no decency Sir? American history will judge you as dog shit boy.

16/6/2025, 10:54:18 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lauren, just go to the theater but keep your hands in your own pockets. Remember, you don’t politic very well. Or is that polidick, which I am pretty sure you do incredibly well?

15/1/2025, 11:32:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a dork. Doncon also crossed the Delaware and hoisted the flag at Iwo Jima. Oh, wait. He was the one with bone spurs so that couldn’t have happened but maybe he was at Fords Theater therefore he couldn’t have achieved peace in the Middle East. Just your average Orange dick wad.

15/1/2025, 11:24:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He needs three shirts for his fat three necks.

14/1/2025, 3:28:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sounds great coming from a Louisiana Welfare Red State Queen.

14/1/2025, 3:17:00 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That is a very good album.

10/1/2025, 3:45:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view