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Maybe get a rhinoplasty and then you may have room for Hitler’s mustache under your nose. Then you can go back to your Nazi roots at Fox so-called news DICK WAD!
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Maybe get a rhinoplasty and then you may have room for Hitler’s mustache under your nose. Then you can go back to your Nazi roots at Fox so-called news DICK WAD!
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds exactly like Senator Chuck Schumer!
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
Ding dong the witch is dead! Now, if the 150 year old warlock/Senator would meet Dante’s Inferno, Iowa would be a much more decent state.
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
Little Stevie thinks Fallujah means to go down on someone. Wipe the Cheeto dust (or is it) from your mouth you little dick weed and you still haven’t mentioned if you swallow. Bet you do!
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes he can. Why is it that the bravest mother fuckers have never worn the uniform? He’s a coward, right up there with the Coward in Chief. He and tRump couldn’t beat their own meat. Leave D.C. alone and do each others dick wads. Do you swallow “little Stevie?”
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
No term limits in Illinois.
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
Well shit! How about a third impeachment headed your way Forrest tRump!
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
Doing “circle jerks” on the floor of congress. What “did they run out of mayonnaise?”
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
Doug Boogergum is not in Mensa!
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m guessing they also would refuse to make him a (wetting) wedding cake. According to the courts the baker is protected.
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
Buttlick is a Buttlick!
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
tRump is an ass wipe and a swallower!
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
But you are also one of the biggest donee states of federal largess. Give some back!
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep! “Guns or knives” as the saying goes.
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
Nice “strongly worded “reply Chuck!
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
Or squirted on her cum sucking face.
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
Alan Fullofshitz! Dickweed!
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
And who paid for the tariffs Buttlick?
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
So is this forced lying?
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
She’s another tRump sucking douche swallower.
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, a “Reagan Democrat” is not a Democrat. If you call yourself that, you were never a Democrat. Just another asshole like all the other Reagan shit sticks!
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
We have a Department of “Justice?” Not since 01-20-25.
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah. Ask the 14 year olds on behalf of Donnie Dickwad!
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Candyass Owen’s.
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Yes, he of the small hands.
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
Until the left grows a spine. No.
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
Such a slimy little dipshit. He’s a dick gobbler.
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A bunch of chickenshit dickwads.
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
Hopefully no “fatal” accidents will occur prior.
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A lying lyer lies.
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
What a fucking douche bag!
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
2 out of the 3 you are right. Being from Texas doesn’t mean you know shit about chili. Chili, like tacos are whatever you want them to be.
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Surprise, surprise!
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Yeah, Tulsi Gobbler. Eat it up, twat!
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
Pussie’s.
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah. Tulsi Gabbard is a skag! So is”Leavitt to beaver!”
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
I think he’s an arrogant prick who pretends that his shit doesn’t stink!
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
And someone’s hand is up both of these asses.
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
Gas taxes, utility taxes, excise taxes, multiple fees.
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
The electors were awarded to•••?
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
Did IAFF get that memo?
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
You’d have to have Botox inflated lips to kiss an ass that big!
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
I’d like to see the purchase order that they have used to purchase this new equipment and technology.
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
Itty bitty Mikey pretends to be a Christian. He knows not how to pray. He (preys)at the altar of the dumbest Orange idiot on the face of the earth very bigly!
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
Only 54% of US business provide health care. This guy is supposed to be an economist. Smiley Hassett has no clue.
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
So who received the votes from Michigans electors in the last presidential race?
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, but what’s 50+ deaths. Insignificant?
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
If he was able to think.
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
With gold lettering the word Trump on the diaper right about where the butthole would be.
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
Seeking the “Rapture.” This will guarantee him a spot. He actually needs more of a “Rupture” from a swift kick to his balls to enable him to get his little Mikey head all the way up the Orange turd things fat ass!
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He’s such a little dickweed! He prays to his god, who doesn’t sound like a friend to over 50% of this country. His god is orange, smelly, a liar and butt hole inhaler.
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
He is anything but oblivious. He knows what he’s doing. He is such a pussy, he can’t stand up against a right wing idiot, possibly because he is a right wing idiot. Constitutional originalist my ass! As on SNL “John, you ignorant slut!” Get a real job.
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
I think lately that is totally true but originally his donning the hat was because it made him appear as if he were a true MAGAt “normal “ person.
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Anybody that writes in third person, with possible exceptions for novels, is a dipshit! How can anyone think the orange turd thing deserves the Peace Prize, when all he does is cause misery. He thinks his asinine baseball cap makes him look like an average normal person. He is just a bag of dicks.
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I think the GOP does not think. Little Mikie is a worm. Donnie Dick Wad is a draft dodging coward. Vance doesn’t know what JD stands for. The Grifting Ole Party are all Chicken Hawks that are willing to send our American daughters and sons to war so they can fill their wallets and make a profit.
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
Rudy who?
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
You actually really think that those things are going to happen?
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
Hell, they’re all members of the Repugnant Party. Shouldn’t be much of a surprise that they support illegal actions.
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
Laura Looney. Master of double speak.
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
They both need wars to divert attention. Shades of W Bush and HW Bush and let’s not forget Ronnie too. Distractions, distractions.
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
MAGA—SMEGMA, what does it matter. They both have the Head Cheese.
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
They already have.
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Whenever powerful politicians are starting to get their asses kicked in the polls, they start wars, so the people will rally around the flag and the politicians.
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J Dumb Vance is a pole smoking dick weed. All the other President’s were dumb who went to war, the difference here is that the Orange dick wad is so smart! Most of these wars were the desire of Repugnants. Reagan, HW Bush, W Bush and now cock-wombler with the orange Turkey neck Donnie the dick.
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
This illegal war is brought to you by CON-Gress and SCROTUS.
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
Where’s the Pied Piper when you need him?
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
Dick Wad Donnie is scrotal cheese!
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
Is Looney Loomer a journalist?
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
He and Epstein only worked the hand maidens. Lazy fucking dick bag, only thing he ever worked at was sucking shlong dong. How many guy dogs could he fit in his dick weed mouth at once. “If you’re famous, they let you grab them by their balls!” I wonder, did he swallow?
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Mike Lee is a turd in the bottom of a turd bucket. He aspires to rise above the other turds in the bucket. He has not risen. He has sunk to being lower than all the other Republican turds in the bucket. Being amongst that stink, his shit does stink of MAGAts, not lilacs.
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah. Mormons should go dig up another book or just report the mountain meadow massacre that actually happened. Mike Lee is a cancer on the hemorrhoid of Latter Day Saints but I don’t blame the Mormons on this. I blame all the religious hypocrites, who aren’t actually religious.
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
Mike Lee is a fucking dick qwad! He can kiss my liberal ass! No tongue please. If he wants shit in his mouth, cozy up to the traitorous orange, fat, turd thing that leads their stupid dumb ass cult. Pussy!
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Mike Lee, you are human excrement! How can anybody be as effed up as you are? Marxists huh? We Marxist, Socialists, Communists are not nearly as bad as you fascist, Nazi, right wing, Mc Carthyites that pretend to be religious. Have you no decency Sir? American history will judge you as dog shit boy.
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
Lauren, just go to the theater but keep your hands in your own pockets. Remember, you don’t politic very well. Or is that polidick, which I am pretty sure you do incredibly well?
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
What a dork. Doncon also crossed the Delaware and hoisted the flag at Iwo Jima. Oh, wait. He was the one with bone spurs so that couldn’t have happened but maybe he was at Fords Theater therefore he couldn’t have achieved peace in the Middle East. Just your average Orange dick wad.
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He needs three shirts for his fat three necks.
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds great coming from a Louisiana Welfare Red State Queen.
Rick (@lazarus1991.bsky.social) reply parent
That is a very good album.