Turk & Pearl (@lazydogbone.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump will never step down⦠that would require self-reflection and some humility.
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Trump will never step down⦠that would require self-reflection and some humility.
Turk & Pearl (@lazydogbone.bsky.social) reply parent
I canāt remember the last time I threw something out a 2nd story window⦠I was probably drunk though
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youtu.be/-3D1zWC1hs0?...
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Weeeiiiiird
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Cheers!
Turk & Pearl (@lazydogbone.bsky.social)
Even if you remove the rhetorical language and the appeal to emotion in this headline⦠ā¦it still reads horribly. Who have we become?
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Took a break
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Which makes me walk back my suspicion that theyāve figured out how to rig the voting machines
Turk & Pearl (@lazydogbone.bsky.social)
The whale watching in Fairbanks is amazing. Right @arcticgoddess.bsky.social ?
Turk & Pearl (@lazydogbone.bsky.social) reply parent
Dark chocolate. I like my chocolate like I like women⦠bitter
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I hear man⦠Iāve never seen anything like this outta ya. You always come across the kinda dude Iād like to sit and sip on a whiskey with⦠hope ya find resolution with the relationships you feel that your lost. Cheers man, ~Turk
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I donāt know either of these people personally⦠I like Benny, pictures and he lives near my old stomping grounds, so I smile when I get to see a bit of South Central in the background. Have no idea who the other cat is⦠but I think itās strange that these guys have to announce their divorce on SM.
Turk & Pearl (@lazydogbone.bsky.social) reply parent
Maāam⦠Iād rather not resort to my old area of expertise.
Turk & Pearl (@lazydogbone.bsky.social)
Whatās the way out of this whole mess? Everyone is picking the low hanging fruit and pointing out every authoritarian move this administration is making⦠ā¦but Iāve heard very few people say, āthis is fucked up, but hereās a path out.ā Where ya at smart people?
Turk & Pearl (@lazydogbone.bsky.social) reply parent
āWith all due respectā¦ā should be the first four words in the email.
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In for the āstop promoting violenceā pearl clutchingā¦
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Un-fucking-real.
Turk & Pearl (@lazydogbone.bsky.social) reply parent
When trimming your finger nails and putting the clippings in a box so your family has something to bury just isnāt enough.
Turk & Pearl (@lazydogbone.bsky.social)
Weens is so proud of the bunny he ākilledā he brought it up on the couch to show it to me. Donāt let his cute face fool you, heās a $@!%{^* psycho.
Turk & Pearl (@lazydogbone.bsky.social) reply parent
Last pick in gym class for the big dodge ball game⦠Nobody wants him, but here we are.
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Get in line youngling
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Turk & Pearl (@lazydogbone.bsky.social) reply parent
Is that the dipshit A-10 pilot from Twitter? I always wondered what the pilot in Sandy 4⦠bro is bingo on brain cells.
Turk & Pearl (@lazydogbone.bsky.social) reply parent
Where can you Dames go in these that you canāt in a pair of Carharttās or yoga pants? The stirrup is such an unnecessary accoutrement.
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Cicada
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Easy
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Same thing happens at my old unit. Whenever thereās a function, the first thing we all do is body shame each other for 10 minutes.
Turk & Pearl (@lazydogbone.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope Trump looked Lonnie in the eyes and said, āCāmon⦠slavery wasnāt THAT bad.ā
Turk & Pearl (@lazydogbone.bsky.social)
Yes! Letās ban antidepressants and see what all the stay-at-home Trad-Wives do when theyāre not cooked on Prozac all day.
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You have friends everywhere
Turk & Pearl (@lazydogbone.bsky.social) reply parent
Well shit⦠I donāt have the kind of money it takes to buy that kind of patience. Whereās Pearl, itās time for a walk.
Turk & Pearl (@lazydogbone.bsky.social) reply parent
Also: Thereās a line in the song āMy Name is Mudā by Primus that vividly describes the kind of kiss Gregg Gutfeld requires.
Turk & Pearl (@lazydogbone.bsky.social)
I need to find a woman with half of the patience of Jessica Tarlov. Just half. Thatās it. ā¦maybe even not that much.
Turk & Pearl (@lazydogbone.bsky.social) reply parent
Remember in the movie Fight Club, when Project Mayhem blew up the giant piece of art outside a corporate building? That was awesome.
Turk & Pearl (@lazydogbone.bsky.social)
Post a movie from the year you were born.
Turk & Pearl (@lazydogbone.bsky.social) reply parent
With all the morons in this state, he'll win that seat too...
Turk & Pearl (@lazydogbone.bsky.social) reply parent
I wake up every morning, look at the notifications on my phone with hope, and audibly say āfuckā⦠when I donāt see one that says heās dead
Turk & Pearl (@lazydogbone.bsky.social) reply parent
Just got back from walking Pearl through Oceanview⦠itās shitty here too. A few downed trees. Lights keep flickering in the house. The inlet looks super angry.
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Canāt wait
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I have consumed A LOT of media from the crew at @meidastouch.com ⦠Iāve started listening less and less because they sensationalize everything. Iāve shifted to @thebulwark.com because Tim Miller and the crew are more even keel with their reporting. āThis sucks, and hereās why.ā Vs āšØš„šØš„šØš„šØā
Turk & Pearl (@lazydogbone.bsky.social) reply parent
They're compromised
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If you want the compulsory enrollment of people for military service⦠this is definitely a means to achieving that goal.
Turk & Pearl (@lazydogbone.bsky.social) reply parent
Any resemblance of decency has long left that party, or is complicit by their silence.
Turk & Pearl (@lazydogbone.bsky.social) reply parent
As a former Republican⦠sheās wasting her breath. Theyāve had plenty of opportunity yo distance themselves from authoritarianism, and havenāt.
Turk & Pearl (@lazydogbone.bsky.social)
Yo! @squeakysneaks.bsky.social SSgt McPuffycheeks is coming for you!
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No. Full stop.
Turk & Pearl (@lazydogbone.bsky.social) reply parent
I wish it found fade faster
Turk & Pearl (@lazydogbone.bsky.social)
Nobody fucking LIKES you dork! Take your blood clots back to Florida and just die already!
Turk & Pearl (@lazydogbone.bsky.social)
Well, there goes that idea. Wait, I donāt even have to fake my death. If I gave my kids access to my bank account and smashed my phone⦠š¤
Turk & Pearl (@lazydogbone.bsky.social)
If I was wealthy, Iād develop a deadly virus and vaccine for the virus. Iād release the virus in FL and TX, and immediately offer the vaccine to all. Sit back, wait. Then, use whatever funds left over to lobby for an amendment to the constitution that disqualifies felons for the Presidency.
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Sure
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I hear ya Jack⦠but history isnāt only written on battlefields. Itās in the moral stands people take when silence wouldāve been easier. Guns and bombs leave craters, but craters fade man. History can also be defined by who we choose to stand beside.
Turk & Pearl (@lazydogbone.bsky.social) reply parent
I find some solace in knowing that we're on the right side of history and that there are indeed other Veterans like you out there Jack. We're not alone.
Turk & Pearl (@lazydogbone.bsky.social) reply parent
This kid should be talking like this about a Dodge Ball game in which Victor's heroics were in reference to taking a hit from a block ball, or taking puck to the ankle blocking a shot during a penalty kill in the 3rd period of a 2-1 hockey game. Not a fucking bullet. America has a gun problem.
Turk & Pearl (@lazydogbone.bsky.social) reply parent
It's been a weird journey. Times and people change... I've had to distance myself from from dudes I worked with for 20 years. And being in a Unit like the 210th, these people become like family. It's been really tough to navigate.
Turk & Pearl (@lazydogbone.bsky.social) reply parent
My Stepfather(72) is also hyper-concerned that crime is rampant in America. He consumes Fox News to the tune of 5-8 hours a day and if he leaves his house, it's to go to COSTCO to buy more vodka. But his friends that live inside the beltway tell him how horrible it is all the time. š
Turk & Pearl (@lazydogbone.bsky.social)
I have guns. Part of being a āwell regulated militiaā means being trained, proficient, mentally competent, and law abiding. America has a gun problem. Not everyone should have unfettered access to firearms. Itās insane that we have to worry about our children surviving the school year.
Turk & Pearl (@lazydogbone.bsky.social) reply parent
From what I understand, there isnāt an algorithm pushing content too, right? Just because I ālikeā something doesnāt mean the people that follow me will see it pop up in their feed. For what I gather, reposting and quoting are what matters here. I could be completely wrong too. IDK
Turk & Pearl (@lazydogbone.bsky.social) reply parent
At about the 29 second mark, Iād get bored of sitting at the bottom of the pool and call it.
Turk & Pearl (@lazydogbone.bsky.social) reply parent
Somehow the solution is always more violence and more guns. ...and any alternative to those solutions is met with an "us or them" false dichotomy that forces a binary that isn't at all accurate.
Turk & Pearl (@lazydogbone.bsky.social) reply parent
I should drop out of school and just do this as a retirement gig to make extra money for weed. the ultimate self-licking ice cream cone
Turk & Pearl (@lazydogbone.bsky.social) reply parent
Murdered. Cancer. Anything really⦠Iād hear that sort of thing in my old profession frequently, āwell theyāre with God now.ā ā¦I always thought it was weird⦠like, āI bet that makes the surviving family feel WAY better.
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We have friends everywhere
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#friendseverywhere
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Thanks for posting this. This is exactly the news I needed to start my day to
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Saw Gerrera appreciates the target data
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weird.
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āMy pain is self-chosen At least I believe it to be I could either drown Or pull off my skin and swim to shore Now I can grow a beautiful shell for all to seeā¦ā
Turk & Pearl (@lazydogbone.bsky.social)
Iām the Father of a kid on the spectrum⦠this is the dumbest shit⦠wait. This is more of the dumbest shit⦠ā¦wait⦠ā¦Iām exhausted by the dumbest shit I hear every day from these fucking morons.
Turk & Pearl (@lazydogbone.bsky.social) reply parent
Genie: āI shall grant you 3 wishes.ā Witkoff: āNobel Prize to Trumpā Genie: āYou have 2 more.ā Witkoff: āThatās all I wish for.ā Genie: āNo cure to cancer? Discovery of extraterrestrial life? Immortality? Everlasting peace on Earth?ā Witkoff: āNope. Just a Nobel Prize to Trump.ā Not a cult.
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Fuck yes!
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NaaaaaAAAaaaasty
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Congrats!!!
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Is this your new ride? Let's go get tacos!
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Turk & Pearl (@lazydogbone.bsky.social) reply parent
Its impossible to connect the dots by applying logic to anything this country is doing right now. None of it makes any sense to me.
Turk & Pearl (@lazydogbone.bsky.social) reply parent
Look everyone... They're trying to us logic in Germany to understand what's happening in America.
Turk & Pearl (@lazydogbone.bsky.social)
Every other Memorial Day, I replace the flag at my cabin and destroy the faded and worn one with as I sip a whiskey and reflect on the things Iāve seen people do for this country. Now, I could spend a year in jail if Iām caught doing this. āMERICA, FUCK YEAH!
Turk & Pearl (@lazydogbone.bsky.social) reply parent
I didnāt do a metric ton of shit either⦠I wasnāt a high speed door kicker. I ran power numbers, did fuel burns, said āclear, forward, down-leftā a lot, and shot a minigun. But I worked with some absolute pipe-hitters. Still friends with them, none of them talk this way in public.
Turk & Pearl (@lazydogbone.bsky.social)
LOL Good chuckle here. youtu.be/fc31Y9GLlQY?...
Turk & Pearl (@lazydogbone.bsky.social)
I will judge a MFāer by how far down the thigh their holster sits. Only wear your holster low enough to clear body armor on your draw⦠ā¦and no lower.
Turk & Pearl (@lazydogbone.bsky.social) reply parent
Weird vibe from him. We all brought baggage home. Some of us find catharsis in this, that, or the other thing. His catharsis seems to be amplifying and exacerbating the crazy-eyed SOF Vet with an insatiable bloodlust who has to navigate his path back into civilian life. While saying, āIām fine!ā
Turk & Pearl (@lazydogbone.bsky.social)
This is who runs this account
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Turk & Pearl (@lazydogbone.bsky.social)
Welcome to Tarnak Farms⦠starring Dean Cain as āThat Guy From Your Uncleās VHS Collection.ā Dean Cain mighta been something at one time, but heās just fat, slow, and soft now. He should be embarrassed with this pathetic display of ineptitude.
Turk & Pearl (@lazydogbone.bsky.social)
Let me see your dream car. Hereās mine. You guys have NO idea what Pearl and I would be capable of. Whoās in?
Turk & Pearl (@lazydogbone.bsky.social)
If what the Federal Government is doing, was actually good for America our elected officials would be jumping at every opportunity to sell the public on it. Instead, they hide in fear, spit out lies, while we hold our own Town Halls. Grassroots Resistance. FDT
Turk & Pearl (@lazydogbone.bsky.social)
GFYS, and your list of words. Hypersensitivity is one of the reasons weāre in this place to begin with.