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My friend in LA set their alarm for 2:30 am so they could wake up when I get up for work here in NY to see how I’m doing. I am not ashamed to say that made me feel so much better and got me crying in a good way. People care. Things just suck right now. But we got this.
Yup
Okay you’re all being too nice and making me cry. Knock it off ha. Love you.
Thanks to everyone who has reached out. Means the world to me. Want you all to know that it’s not unnoticed that there are people who care about me and support me and are here for me. It’s one of the reasons I so stubbornly refuse to give up. So thank you all. Tomorrow will be better.
Couple that with everything else going on in the world and I am having a hard time just putting one foot in front of the other these days and if it weren’t for me being so stubborn I don’t think I could keep this up. But I will. I can’t let the idiots win. Everything just hurts right now.
To be very honest I am not doing well at all. The breakup was one thing, I can handle those, but losing the kid in the process after thinking of him as my son is killing me. I don’t want to be that sincere sad weirdo on here, I’m just hurting and this is where my thoughts go.
As usual I started up Mad Men after I finished The Sopranos and, yep, still dead in the water for Betty. Don really fucked that up.
“Normal 22 year olds don’t say stuff like ‘my love’” yeah well I don’t think he was normal! I knew a guy that only ever said “gals and fellas.” Some people are weird and I’d expect assassins to be weird, too. It’d be weirder if he he was asked if he killed Kirk and he was like “deadass”
Whoa
Aw, thanks, and I get it.
Those poor, sad, unfunny bastards who have led the Jimmy Community for decades because I’ve been too lazy to stand up and take control. But no more! We are legion! There are like 10 of us!
Wow I really dodged a bullet by being the funniest Jimmy of the last 20 years. Feel bad for the other Jimmy’s who aren’t as funny as me who have millions of dollars for doing late night TV and now have to deal with Trump’s bullshit while I sit here wondering if I have time to jack it before work.
Maybe the most profound thing uttered on The Sopranos is when Bobby says “people sit in chairs.” So true, Bobby.
hell yeah the salmon are gonna start running soon we got good eating coming
Now that my gf and I are broken up I feel strong enough to say: I agree, she’s alright, don’t really get the whole hype but probably just isn’t my thing.
yeah okay fair
The more I talk to people, the more I realize how scared everybody is right now, the more it all internalizes and gives me strength to fight these idiots. You don’t get to make my friends scared. You don’t. That’s my job for when I’m depressed and send cryptic texts.
Jesus Christ you got one of them down there too?
These dumb motherfuckers in charge of the world couldn’t last 5 hours on the line at any diner in this world without having a heart attack and I, personally, am never going to let us be governed by people who don’t know how to work ever again.
give me like a week to get ready and I’ll take that deal
wait all those dude comedians hollering about their 'free speech' only cared about saying the n word and being misogynist, they didn't really care about free speech at all?????????
Ah crap they fooled us again! Crap! Damn it!
Bin Laden in heaven, tuning his bass guitar, doodling around trying to figure out how to play the Pokémon theme song, when suddenly Charlie Kirk appears holding a flute. “Wanna jam?” he says. They laugh, hug, sit down and start playing the worst music anybody has ever heard.
Just waking up. Feel very sick and had to call in again. Having said that I’m seeing all the Bush era republicans trying to save themselves from the fire they helped start and it’s darkly funny to me. Like okay, Tucker. Sure thing, Karl. Fuck off back to your little shitholes.
You are the one who sucks!
I almost have it. Prepare for doom.
you just wait
ugh as soon as I’m not to tired I have a devastating comeback heading your way, you just wait
yeah I mean my fam and I didn’t start watching until the bear episode and then I was like “dad… come on man” and it wasn’t until he say Attorney Melvoin where he went “that’s uncle Frank” and I said “seeeeee?!!”
Nope, he wouldn’t. he was ready to let him go and live in AC, sending a few grand a month, but that’s why Phil is such a good end boss for the show, Phil is, how do I say this without getting in trouble? He’s the kind of guy my uncles and I would’ve taken care of before it got that far.
Yeah, I mean, given my life and all that I should’ve known instantly Chrissy was saying “do I have you killed?” but it doesn’t register in that moment.
Waste management is 1 - a crime first and 2 - don’t tell outsiders our business
Tony always being like “honestly who cares and why should I even have to do anything about this?” and the old guys having no response beyond “yeah but gay” and it ends up being the NY Fam who does it and does it in a way that’s grotesque and upsetting? That’s so good. Tony would’ve never done it.
Right, once you’re like “oh they killed an angel” it doesn’t hit the way it should, but I am glad they spent most of the last season dealing with Tony coming to terms with the fact he isn’t homophobic, which, lets be honest, is pretty funny.
and the Vito stuff is very, very sad.
I know, it’s the worst part of the show… even the Vito stuff isn’t as heartbreaking as this.
yeah but she was with Syl, Tony sent his top guy, she was dead the second she got into that car and she knew it. That’s why it breaks my heart. She could’ve run, but she knew… she knew it was over and that was it. Crushing.
I remember my friends and I watching it together in the apartment and I literally reached over to my oldest friend and grabbed his hand and said “she did it!” and then they swiveled back and he goes “oh no” and I remember just sinking into the couch
Sorry getting emotional thinking about it. I just love these idiots a lot even though they’re fake. The Adrianna episode kills me. Getting a little teary just thinking about Long Term Parking. Normal stuff. Normal guy over here.
Also that little scene where Adrianna is driving away by herself and you think she made it out? Then it cuts to her being in the car with Syl? That’s the meanest trick any TV show has ever pulled on audience.
I know the show is about Tony, but to me? It’s more about the way Tony’s decisions have consequences for everybody but him. I love Tony, very much, but he’s ruined everything for everybody and he knows it. He knows exactly what he did to Christopher. That’s why I hate him. He can’t stop.
Having just rewatched it for, like, the 20th time the scene that keeps coming back to me is when Adrianna tells Chrissy she’s been working with the feds and, after his initial reaction, he says “what’re we gonna do?!” There’s that small, small moment you think he might go. It breaks my heart.
This is so good
This is a masterclass on how to effectively draw a cityscape in a small panel. It gives the reader all they need, & we're off to the next panel. Beautiful, effective, & Romita didn't kill himself unnecessarily drawing every window. This is how to do it. A lesson *I* have yet to learn btw. Errg.
This isn’t my best work. Nobody should like this post.
God closed a door and opened a window, because he farted, and now all of us are like “who beefed? God? Did you just try to hotbox us?” and we know He did because He’s laughing.
Ooofa maddone a mi
Che la Luna? In this Mezzo Mare?
Shouldn’t you be teaching kids to be dumber or somethin?
Oh that’s so good, they’re all such fuck babies
Having grown up somewhat tangentially related to this world all I know is if Vito came out to the family instead of hiding it, driving himself crazy, we would’ve been right there with him, figuring shit out together. Not once have I ever heard a family member care about things like that.
Everybody, I mean everybody, on The Sopranos is a huge fuckin’ baby about everything, so it’s really really funny when they turn on Johnny Sack for crying. Like, look, I know these guys. They cried 3 times before lunch and 1 of them as a detergent commercial. Bunch of fake hard asses haha
It’s always bargain time at farmer Jack’s
My friend told me to watch K-pop Demon Hunters and I was like “(j/o motion) sure thing, pal.” But I’m like 20 minutes into and holy shit this movie rips.
that’s 100% true
how about you stay inside playing the don’t respond game
either you take that back or I’ll come out your way and send you to the dirt
I have never been wrong and nobody has ever been mad at me
I love these idiots so much but they are shit at playing fetch
God damn it this isn’t even close to how you play ball
Can’t get into specifics because it’s private, but a friend just proved a point to me so viscously, with such grace at the same time, while also making me eat a huge plate of shit that I actually had to slow clap him and say “you fight real good.”
that’s just Inside Llewyn Davis… so yeah
- Syl dies - Tony dies a couple years later of a heart attack - Carmella uses her new autonomy to run for office and loses - to Meadow - Meadow then runs for governor of NJ 15 years later - AJ, now known as “the porn king Newark” costs Meadow the election (again he lives to 107)
After finishing this year’s Sopranos rewatch my final conclusion re: the finale is the following: - it’s a perfect ending - nothing happens after the fade to black other than Meadow apologizes for being late and a terrible parallel parker - Paulie Walnuts dies of a stroke - AJ lives to be 107
Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief
Reading the news like “oh I see, uh huh, uh huh, right, okay then,” putting on my top hat and overcoat and jumping right off the fuckin roof.
Just heard that Mark Zuckerberg said I'll be at a cognitive disadvantage if I don't wear the glasses the make me look like I have a cognitive disadvantage. I've pre-ordered 5 pairs.
making sure they don't have Paramount+ Ideology
A farmers' market but its only for fresh doritos
Toad was like “what the fuck, man”
Sirhan Sirhan, Jr. needs to step up his game. Look what happens when you let a Kennedy get this old.
I am not looking forward to going to work today and having to use all of my strength and energy not to scream “I’m glad he’s dead” at everybody who brings up “the tragedy.”
Doing the cool-guy reverse-nod to a bird
Lucky did not appreciate his best friend Bentley jumping on me for scritches and a conversation was had
Puddles has been one of my favorite singers for like the last 8 years. Look up some of his covers. His version of All the Small Things kills me.
This looks like Matt Berry went undercover as a child
Can very much remember being extremely hungover, just out of the hospital, devastated and at rock bottom, finally picking my head up and seeing my sisters were trying not to laugh at the gavones acting like idiots and it loosened everything up. 4+ years later still haven’t drank again.
My Uncle Ray was sitting there quietly and then pulled a Paulie and said “all I know is you need to get your shit together kid!” and my Uncle Tom goes “oooh no harsh language!” and my Aunt Joyce goes “statazit it’s not your turn!” and my dad, the normal one, goes “Jesus Christ, Jimmy.”
If anybody is curious, this was shockingly accurate to the time my family sat me down about my drinking problem and my Uncle Sal basically the same thing, in the same tone, about finding me passed out in his office during a graduation party. It’s making me laugh reallllly hard.
[dancing with the devil underneath the pale moon light] This is pretty night, actually.
I don’t think I have the edgy sense of humor anymore to post something that would get me banned, and even if I did, what’re they going to do? Tell me I can’t use a website? Fine. Taco Bell did the same thing and you know what I had for lunch today? That’s right. Taco Bell. I am a hurricane.
they literally want to round us up man. can democrats please get a fucking spine and stand the fuck up for us now? we literally cannot counter this ourselves when they want our voices and rights taken away. please do fucking something
hey man I just want to thank you for having my back and let you know I got your back too unless I have, like, a thing that day
Finally figured out I can beat depression with the use of medication, therapy and walking around talking like the Swedish Chef from the muppets.
Me watching The Mets before the All Star Break versus me watching The Mets since the All Star Break
I’m starting to understand why communist governments felt the need to take control of the media
Hearing from my parents that the killer was a Groupon.
[Jesus appears before me and yells “Help others!” and disappears in a lightning bolt] Me: “some kind of sign. Anything at all.”
Me: “God, give a sign, any sign at all, I need to know why I’m here and what my purpose is.” [golden eagle flies by holding a banner that says “help other people you idiot”] Me: “any sign at all.”
God would do that to us. Makes sense.
I think they must’ve seen that episode of the sopranos where big pussy is a fish in that dream
Conservative white guys really love to shoot other conservative white guys for not being conservative enough. It’s like their favorite thing.
The predecessor instrument to the “Trombone” is called the “Sackbut” and I just thought the users of this website needed to know that
Me: “I feel sad sometimes.” My AI Girlfriend, Charlett Therohanssen: “mud is when dirt gets wet from the sun.” Me: “you always know how to cheer me up, babe.”
Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
Those chords were so, so long. Right? When I tried that 20ish years ago I just looked like I was doing the worst pull ups of all time. Now is a lot better.
I genuinely enjoy that because of medication and therapy my massive depressive episodes are now just me being tired and wanting to watch The Sopranos as opposed to, y’know, trying to hang myself with a game cube controller and then getting so mad because the chord was too long.
Depression is really interesting. I mean, I take meds for it, have been doing great for a while and then a breakup happens and my brain is like “ha ha no these pills are just tears in the rain, pain time, baby!” and I go “yeah okay that checks out. Have at it. See you in 3 days.”