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Deranged Trump says he’ll investigate why NBC extended Seth Meyers’ contract, claiming the late-night host has “the personality of an insecure child.” (Trump is always projecting)
Those who have the power to stop mass shootings can go to hell with their "thoughts and prayers." Do something about it, you evil bastards.
Donald accused Seth of having “the Personality of an insecure child.”
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Not like China at all. No sirree.
Crime-ing in plain sight, as per usual. LOOK OVER HERE 👀 AND DON'T #RELEASEtheEPSTEIN_FILES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No apology for your proclivity toward underage girls, Matthew? Sad.
Trump before his meeting with Putin: We’ll see what happens. If it’s bad, if it’s something I don’t see a future in, I’m gone, I’ll leave… I’ll go back to the United States. Newsflash: Alaska is part of the United States
Keep in mind that EVERYTHING he says or does going forward is to distract from the EPSTEIN files. E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G.
The craziest thing about Donald’s meeting with Putin is that he’s a pedophile with his name all over the Epstein files and everyone knows it.
Homan: “President Trump doesn’t have a limitation on his authority to make this country safe. There’s no limitation.” This is exactly how authoritarian regimes justify abuses of power.
The “law and order party” just let the 2nd most notorious living child trafficker be approved for work-release at nearby colleges.
Thou shalt not complain about crime in D.C. when you’re a convicted felon who incited a violent mob to attack Congress with the goal of hanging your own vice-president. Oh also, thou shalt not complain about crime when you just transferred a convicted pedophile to a luxury resort prison.
BREAKING: Investigators have uncovered evidence that Russia is at least in part responsible for a recent hack of the computer system that manages federal court documents, including highly sensitive records, the NYT report I’m sure Trump will get real tough with Putin on Friday.
Our parks are in survival mode and they need more staff!
Trump asks, “Why do the parks need more staff?” Then you read: “Yellowstone visitor drinks from hot spring.” Enough said.
The whole “we’re going to hunt you down and arrest you because you didn’t show up to my political party” routine is peak fragile ego. It’s less about enforcing a real crime and more about throwing a public tantrum because the other side won’t play by his rules.
*deturd
A federal judge has ordered Florida to pause construction of the “Alligator Alcatraz” immigration detention center in the remote Everglades for 14 days.
The ruling is a temporary win, after state and federal officials skipped the environmental review process required under federal law. Way to go, Friends of the Everglades and the Center for Biological Diversity!
Significant portions of Article I of the U.S. Constitution were removed from the version published on Congress’ official Constitution website. Large parts of Section 8(which outlines the powers of Congress) were deleted, and Sections 9 and 10,
Politicians should not receive gifts. ESPECIALLY from private corporations.
BREAKING: United Airlines grounds all flights nationwide due to a critical systems failure. What’s been going on with air travel in this country since Trump took office?
Calling it a Democrat “hoax” won’t help you, Donald. Everyone wants the Epstein files released
The craziest thing about Trump walking around on the roof of The White House is that he’s all over the Epstein Files and will do anything to distract us. But it ain’t going away.
I don’t care what this adds to Canada’s deficit. Fund those scientists up here. Build whatever they need.
And Canada!
It's going to look REALLY bad if they lose the next election...
Thou Shalt Redact The Names of Epstein's Victims, Not His Accomplices.
Make old cartridge games work every time.
It's not political to think people shouldn't be starved to death.
Trump has spent about one-third of his presidency visiting his own properties. -Forbes
Wow.....just wow.
Hey @lawscribes.bsky.social, is there any precedent set on the subject of a government preemptively restricting expression based on a reasonable belief that it will be hateful or otherwise fall outside of that which is protected under the Charter?
Wait....what's going on now?? I haven't read any news today, been watching porn.
Trump on Epstein: I never went to the island. I never had the privilege of going to the island. I turned it down. Privilege?
I’ve been silent for 21 months of genocide, but this one editorial criticizing Israel will prove I’ve always been on the right side of history
It's not the crime as much as it's the coverup.
The United Nations’ highest court issued a legal opinion stating that nations are obligated to take action against climate change, warning that neglecting this responsibility could breach international law.
I hope to YOD you've seen his response to this on Twitter. It's glorious.
Classic
When a network lays off one of America’s greatest satirists, it’s not because he failed. It’s because he succeeded too loudly.
Yesterday we posted about the Trump administration shutting down the LGBTQ+ youth crisis line, the “press 3” option on 988 is officially gone. The Trevor Project is stepping up to help fill the gap, and they could really use some support right now. If you’re able, please consider donating! 🏳️🌈 💛
RCMP apprehend Quebec terrorists after discovering manifesto written only in English
it also doesn't help that regardless of your views on Amazon, the "sales" suck. they advertise it like it's an everything must go sale only to put things up for 9% off or less.
If churches are allowed to endorse political candidates, then they must also pay taxes.
and Brazil is not going to give a FUUUUUUUCK.
Charlie, is DEI in the room with you now?
reminder that Superman was an illegal alien...
Trump couldn’t remember the Prime Minister of Japan’s name so he called him Mr. Japan. 🇯🇵 If Biden had done this it would have set off a thousand hours of nonstop coverage.
Welcome to the USA of 2025, where condemning genocide is deemed antisemitism and can get you deported, but building concentration camps and calling bankers ‘Shylocks’ doesn’t get condemned by the news media at all.
They currently have a different Crispin Glover vibe going on...
We’re calling for a Florida boycott over the inhumane “Alligator Alcatraz” detention site. Cancel your family vacation and choose a different destination this summer.
What are the odds that was tweeted from a golf cart?
The thing I love most about Zohran Mamdani are his ideas for how to make working people’s lives better. I also love how those same ideas make the most greedy people alive utterly furious.
Okay...but the Democratic Party does all that too. They're just the lesser of two evils. The US needs a complete political reboot. (And we're heading the same direction in Canada).
Forcing people to have a job in order to get health insurance is just another form of indentured servitude.
Career coaches admit that “networking is key” just euphemism for “you'll get absolutely nowhere without nepotism” thebeaverton.com/2025/07/care...
Harrison Ford Glares With Exhaustion As Disney Pitches Resurrecting Han Solo With Cybernetic Torso
Trump: “I have a nice high IQ. We like high IQ people. They know I make good decisions.”🤡 Nothing screams ‘high IQ’ like needing to tell us you have one
#HappyPride for the next 335 days, too.
#Denmark to clamp down on creation and dissemination of #AI generated deepfakes by changing #copyright law to ensure everybody has right to their own body, facial features and voice. Platforms may have to remove such content if shared without consent. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
MAGAs are about to learn how the ballot box works. We’ve been registering first-time voters across the country and they’re ready. Yes, your vote matters. If it didn’t, they wouldn’t be working so hard to convince you it doesn’t.
The billionaires are SO worried about Zohran Mamdani. I haven’t seen them this worried since Luigi.
If things are going so well for the establishment, why does ONE young Dem mayor nominee scare them so much? They are terrified of what comes next.
Stop asking God to bless America! I can’t even stop doom scrolling. Y’all fucked.
Help us cause some good trouble by doing a virtual Facebook “check-in” at Dade-Collier Training and Transition Airport today. The more people who check in, the harder it is for surveillance tools to track who’s actually there. It’s a simple but powerful way to show up and support from a distance.
Barring a tourist over a meme mocking the VP? This is what authoritarianism looks like
*Tantrump
White House Shares “Unaltered” Crowd Photos From Trump’s Birthday Parade bit.ly/wutf
$20 says he said “I’ve always loved the Village People” like it was a land acknowledgment.
They don't need a gratuitous oversized jumbo jet to move a single person around?
The really bad part is how recently that was a major world news headline.....while he was President.
Trump would have gotten a better turn out of he lost another election.
Proving once again that AI is completely unreliable. Even if it's right a lot of times you don't know when it's wrong. Check your sources.
Happy TACO TUESDAY to all those who celebrate! #Yum 😋
Prior to his death, Lenin warned his party not to let Stalin gain power because he would wield it tyrannically for his own gain. This is why we need to learn from history.
The great thing about this Elon and Donald fight is that it’s escalating by the minute. By 7pm Elon will post that Donald wears a wig. By 8pm Donald will threaten Elon with deportation. By 9pm Musk will have posted proof that he hacked the election.
Trump, Musk publicly feud over whose father loved them less
Option 1: ...well why did you help elect him president, then? Option 2: ...well why did you make him the DOGE guy, then? Honestly, both great options! Both demonstrate terrible judgement and lack of moral clarity. Perfect.
Among my favorite parts of the Trump/Elon feud is that anything and everything negative that they say about the other person will also reflect poorly on them. Delicious.
He’s a megalomaniac psychotic asshole, a bootlicking dead inside Nazi simp, a third rate dime store technocrat, and I’ll tell you what he can do: he can lick God’s damn cinnamon ring clean and kick rocks all the way to billionaire hell.
Or is it just more theatre? Musk hates being unpopular but still wants to reap all the benefits.
Thou shalt NOT claim to care about 'government overreach' whilst setting up a government database on everyone in the entire country.
Please read, this is important. Sorry it’s long. Trump’s move to have Elon Musk step aside wasn’t a retreat. It was a distraction. With Musk’s name out of the headlines, many assumed the controversial Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) had quietly ended. It hasn’t. It’s just changed hands.
If you're blue, the law's against you All your plans keep takin' hits Tariffs on the fritz
Threats against federal judges have surged since Trump took office. Internal U.S. Marshals data shows 80 judges were threatened in the five months before March 1, but in just the next six weeks, that number jumped by 162 more.
Imagine a world where we don't have political parties. Everyone is an independent, running on their own platform and merits.
Relationship Experts Recommend Single Women Try Bathing In Open Stream Until Suitor Glimpses Them Through Trees theonion.com/relatio...
HHS Secretary RFK Jr. posted photos of himself swimming in a sewage-filled creek. A fitting metaphor for his entire approach to public health. www.mediaite.com/politics/rfk...
We strongly advise the public not to do this, it’s unsafe. Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. posted photos of himself and his grandkids swimming in Rock Creek, a Washington waterway so contaminated with sewage runoff that swimming has been banned citywide for over 50 years.
Even Barron's toy cars are fucking limos. Everything about this picture is deeply bizarre.
In embarrassing snafu, starting line-up of St. Louis Cardinals included in Conclave to elect new pope
Despite the fact that an international and independent authority is responsible for naming international bodies of water?
It looks like the new Pope isn’t a big fan of Trump and Vance…
